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What are some good boner fuel foods? I had some health issues recently and am on some meds that have killed my libido. It's kinda a major problem because Wifey needs frequent stirrings and I'm just not up to it. We're middle aged and she's a bit overweight on account of having so many children. Anyway, she was saying she might like to get a Tinder account and find dudes who are into hogging since I'm not giving her enought meat mileage. Soooo, I need to get horny, quick like. I know about oysters, they taste great but don't really do much to stiffen the old sausage. Any foods you have personally tried that actually work? Maybe supplements? I'm kinda desperate here so any suggestions would be appreciated.

>> No.19484880

>>19484873
I dunno I'm high-T I eat whatever I want
I just follow my cravings
Nicotine is good for T, start smoking and do man shit

>> No.19484886

I use ashwagandha every day, I used it originally as an anxiety thing but I started losing weight and getting furious boners to and then read that it boosts testosterone also
One study I saw said men over 40 saw an increase of 12-18%

>> No.19484888

>>19484873
you don't have a wife and you're not middle aged. exercise and stop masturbating to get horny. the only thing you can eat to help this is pussy

>> No.19484889

>>19484873
>Anyway, she was saying she might like to get a Tinder account and find dudes who are into hogging since I'm not giving her enought meat mileage.
You’re married to a whore and your fat pig wife is already fucking Tyrone while you’re at work. If she already has such little respect for you that she would openly suggest starting a tinder account so she can fuck other men it’s already over.

>> No.19484892

>>19484886
Ahh. I forgot about ashwaganda. I tried that for a while to try for max load volume. It seemed to work a bit. You could actually hear the moneyshot sometimes like a squirt gun. Didn't make me horny though, but I was already horny all the time so I dunno. This was before the current issues. I'll give it a try. Thanks!

>> No.19484893

look at the relationship between cholesterol (+ other animal fats) and testosterone. red meat like steak is good for this, while pescatarian or vegan diets are not. Orthodox Christians use fasting from red meat as a means of suppressing their libido

>> No.19484895

>>19484873
Zinc and low dose fenugreek. The zinc will counteract the possible increase of prolactin.

>> No.19484905

>>19484895
>low dose fenugreek
Qrd?

>> No.19484912

>>19484873
Red and white meat. (Beef, chicken).
Blueberries. Stuff with lots of iron & magnesium like spinach and cashews.

>> No.19484913

>>19484905
Just do a capsule a day vs the dosing suggestion of 4.

>> No.19484919

>>19484912
So, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but because of phytates within nuts, legumes, grains, and other foods, magnesium, zinc, and other minerals we absorb from foods are bound from absorption

>> No.19484923

>>19484873
Red meat. I got a good deal on some large steaks a few years ago. It lasted around 4 weeks, eating almost exclusively meat. During this time and the following month I was horny all the time, pretty frustrating when you are single.

>> No.19484973

>>19484919
deez nuts

>> No.19484985

>>19484973
Dietz nuts>those nutz

>> No.19485135
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19485135

no you both fucked up it' these nuts

>> No.19485325

>>19484873
yeah it's called exercise and nutrition >:|

>> No.19485424

>>19484873
Try injecting testosterone into your ass

>> No.19485443

>>19484873
>she was saying she might like to get a Tinder account and find dudes who are into hogging since I'm not giving her enought meat mileage
The fact that you haven't started pushing for a divorce or beating her proves you're already a cuckold. It's over.