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19475222 No.19475222 [Reply] [Original]

$25 after tax, in Texas

>> No.19475224

>>19475222
you're just lying, post receipt or link restaurant website. thats like $60

>> No.19475227

>>19475222
Too much beans.

>> No.19475229

>>19475224
>californian tries to figure out where the natives get the GOOD bbq
Nope sorry. Go get yours in Austin for $928 plus tax, plus tip, plus Californian immigrant fee.
>>19475227
FOR YOU

>> No.19475230

>>19475222
probably closer to $250

>> No.19475231
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19475231

>>19475230
If you are in California maybe.
Got another plate. This was $13 after tax.

>> No.19475232

Probably $200 before tax

>> No.19475235

>>19475222
The trips are persuasive, but there's a 0% chance you got that much brisket, let alone the rest, for $25

>> No.19475239
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19475239

>>19475232
>seething calicuck
"I-it was probably 200 billion and no KOMBUCHAS?!?!?"
Kek seethe more babyman!

You probably look LITERALLY like picrel.

>> No.19475240

That beef rib alone is $25

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19475244

>>19475240
>That beef rib alone is $25

>> No.19475245
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>>19475235
>there's a 0% chance you got that much brisket, let alone the rest, for $25

>> No.19475251

Posting in epic schizo thread

>> No.19475252

>>19475245
You're not arguing with me, you're arguing with HEB you fucking transplant.

>> No.19475253

>>19475222
you got ripped off, I paid $10 after tax and gratuity

>> No.19475257

Children can consent.

>> No.19475260
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>>19475252
>You're not arguing with me, you're arguing with HEB you fucking transplant.

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19475263

>collection of soy phenotype images ready to go to back up an argument
For what purpose.

>> No.19475264

>>19475260
>didn't deny being trans
Clocked

>> No.19475267

>>19475263
op just likes looking at em

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19475268

>>19475264
">didn't deny being trans
Clocked"

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19475272

It's plausible, maybe if you were someplace running a great special

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19475276

>>19475272
You mean like their 50% off "Monday after the 4th" special?
me rn

>> No.19475281

love a good california obsession thread mixed with bragging and spamming men

>> No.19475291

how many times are you going to post this thread?

>> No.19475294
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>>19475291
>>19475281
>love a good california obsession thread mixed with bragging and spamming men
>how many times are you going to post this thread?

>> No.19475299
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19475299

>this thread again

>> No.19475303

>>19475222
>>19475231
I remember you posting this thread before. why is it funny or clever to post a bunch of food with an obviously fake low price? Don't really understand the troll.

>> No.19475306

>>19475268
ywnnaw

>> No.19475312

>>19475303
It's just a place in bumfuck Texas that sells very cheap BBQ because the owner is a Cattle farmer and thus has overrun of beef supply.
I really find it hilarious that people know so little about Texas, farming, or the country that simply posting the price I paid causes them to freak out. It's not even that cheap, the prices were like $5 a pound back in 2010

>> No.19475313

>>19475303
he gets to reply to himself until it reaches bump limit, then claim that he "btfo'd" the coasties

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19475315

>>19475313
Calm down Calibaby.

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19475321

>>19475312
you know Google image search is a thing right? OP pic is LA barbecue. here are their meat prices by the pound

>> No.19475325

>>19475321
Hahaha close but not quite. :)

>> No.19475332

>>19475312
You easily have 5 lbs of meat in that first pic.
The sausages are about half pound for two of them, and you have about 3 pounds of beef ribs and 3 pounds of brisket - give or take.

>> No.19475334

>>19475332
>>19475321
https://restaurantguru.com/Kempers-BBQ-Brownwood/menu
Yep.

>> No.19475350

>>19475334
>op lives in the town of Brownwood
not surprising in the least

>> No.19475357

>>19475334
>b-but they dont have an ONLINE MENU!?!??!?!
>>19475350
Kek fuck no I don't city slicker.
>OP eats at this restaurant so he lives where it's located
Fucking imagine thinking like this

>> No.19475359

>>19475334
Even with this supposed overrun, I can't imagine that the owner would serve BBQ - the cuts involved in BBQ (ribs, brisket/chuck) are either the most expensive cuts or the next most expensive cuts after premium steak cuts.
If he's serving BBQ at below cost (the coal alone might cost half the price of the menu) I can't imagine the amount of eye of round and sirloin tips he has to get rid of

>> No.19475363

>>19475359
>If he's serving BBQ at below cost (the coal alone might cost half the price of the menu) I can't imagine the amount of eye of round and sirloin tips he has to get rid of
Yep. He's just being nice is really what it is.

>> No.19475378

>>19475363
You're obviously in tune with the Texas culture, but are you sure this rancher hasn't ran afoul of the USDA and needs to get rid of beef really quickly for no particular reason?

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19475383

>>19475359
https://underwoodsbbq.com/menu/
Wait until I post something from here.
>$15.50 for Steak, Ribs, Sausage, Rolls, Sides, Cobbler, Drinks
N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE I PAID LIKE $40 AT SUBWAY!??!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK Y'ALL

>> No.19475387

>>19475239
Is it his beard that makes you seethe so much?

>> No.19475389

>>19475383
>>19475378
>THEY HAVE GUNS ON THE WALL TAKE THEM DOWNNNNNNN
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS VIOLENCE
Delicious violence!
>NOOOOOOOO YOU ARENT PLAYING ANY TRENDY MUSIC AND Y-Y-YOU EXPECT ME TO...
>SERVE MYSELF
hahahahahahha That's RIGHT City Slicker!!!

>> No.19475436

>>19475222
Stop tempting people to move here

>> No.19475440

>>19475436
Texas is fallen already. Too many illegals.

>> No.19475493

>>19475383
>sampler
you're not fooling anyone.

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19475505

>>19475383
What OP posted is well, well, well beyond a sampler. Look at the prices of the actual BBQ per lb. You're easily over $40 in OP alone.

>> No.19475506

>>19475493
"Back in CALI a SAMPLER means APPETIZERS... so it means that in TEXAS as well!"
How do you think like this?

>> No.19475511

>>19475505
>>19475493
That's a different restaurant you retard.
OP got food from some other place:
>>19475334

>> No.19475528

>>19475222
I can get that much meat for $13 in Oklahoma. The rest is filler junk I wouldn't easy anyway. The meat is good enough alone. I'm surprised that costs so much in Texas when your state has the largest cattle population in the entire US.

>> No.19475535

>>19475505
I'll take one of those and a quart side of cole slaw.

>> No.19475550

All i got from this thread is OP has some sort of fetish for California and his way of pretending to be happy is post a pic of bbq and brag about how cheap it us. Weird obsession but i guess when you live in Texas, you don't have much else to do

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>>19475321
>mkt price

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19475593

>people are still replying to this troll
>>/ck/thread/18115375#p18115805

>> No.19475620

>>19475222
It's burnt

>> No.19476026

>>19475528

>$13
>from Oklahoma

You wouldn't be able to get that amount of meat raw/uncooked for $13. Let me guess the owner grew too many cattle this year and everything has to go. Congrats, you managed to outdo OP in embarrassment.

>> No.19476027

>>19475593
Reminds me that it's time for a YOU HUNGER YOU LOSE thread

>> No.19476045

shit wasn’t that cheap 30 years ago
>t. Native Texan

>> No.19476046

>>19475222
Fakengay, please fuck off

>> No.19476056

>>19475222
Nigga where at? No way that much meat and sides are $25 even in the cheapest areas
t. 254, shits expensive here and its not even a major population area

>> No.19476061

>>19476056
>>19475334
Kempers in Brownwood brothers.

>> No.19476449

>>19475276
The first two of these movies, when hermione was hot, were awesome... Went to shit after that

>> No.19476493

>Texas
>One the fattest states in the union
>known for super sized obese whales
>just so happens to also have the cheapest source of high saturated fat meat
Really makes you wonder.

>> No.19476537

>>19476449
>The first two of these movies, when hermione was hot
I have to admit I was disappointed when Hermione basically remained in a child's body forever in real life.

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19476547

>>19475222
Looks good

>> No.19476566

>>19476547
not enough char on that for me to like it

>> No.19476577

>>19476566
>not enough char on that for me to like it
Ignore this anon.
I would eat it. 9/10 from looks alone. Can't give that final 1/10 without actually tasting it.

>> No.19476578

>>19475321
Yikes. What the add on for climate change and white guilt?

>> No.19476582

>>19476577
shit taste. looks like it was made in an oven and not in a smoker

>> No.19476590

>>19475222
It ain't barbeque if the law is involved.

>> No.19476605

>>19476582
>I taste things with my eyeballs and not my nose or mouth
Thanks for your expert opinion.

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19476629

>BBQ
>cattle meat
It's all so tiresome

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19476632

>>19476061
It's not, You're a liar. The OP pics uses pink BBQ paper on a red cafe tray. Kempers uses sytroshit containers. Reverse image search on OP pic goes to product pages for that pink paper. Kempers In Brownwood google search reveals a po-dunk BBQ shitshack. fpbp, that meal is closer to $60-100 in texas. >t. texan

>> No.19476653

>>19475229
Post the receipt or don't even reply

>> No.19476668
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19476668

>OP makes thread to lie about bbq and then post handsome men to ‘mock’ anons calling him dumb
Is this some bizarre masochist act?

>> No.19476673

>>19476668
>Is this some bizarre masochist act?
Probably no more more masochistic than anons frying eggs without using oil or lard in a stick pan.

>> No.19477763

do americans really sip on their mashed potatoes

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19477805

how do i make the brown crap in the jar

>> No.19478001

>MOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN!