The humble Schnitzel

[Anonymous No.19457746]

You do like Schnitzel anon? Right anon?

[Anonymous No.19457749]

>>19457746
Prefer Buldak Carbonara Ramen tbqh

[Anonymous No.19457751]

whats Schnitzel Anon?

[Anonymous No.19457753]

>>19457751
Breaded and fried meat

[Anonymous No.19457755]

>>19457753
hows that different from regular schnitzel?

[Anonymous No.19457762]

>>19457746
We do it a little diffrnt round here chief

[Anonymous No.19457780]

>>19457746
Tfw you've heard tell but neversomuchas pay a second thought to the concept of Schnitzel in your life then you end up at kraut house for supper expecting some kind of decadent chocolate fudge cake and instead you're served the same chicken fried steak mommy prepared the night before

[Anonymous No.19457796]

>>19457780
>you end up at kraut house for supper expecting some kind of decadent chocolate fudge cake
u wot

[Anonymous No.19457803]

>>19457753
>Breaded and fried meat
So KFC is schnitzel?
I also enjoy drinking Gatorade, because it has electrolytes, and it has what people crave.

[Anonymous No.19457806]

>>19457803
That's schnitzel anon

[Anonymous No.19457808]

>>19457796
My only exposure to German culture besides studying WWII in social studies was Augustus Gloop and schnitzel sounds like dessert

[Anonymous No.19457859]

>>19457751
Some dish polacks eat.

[Anonymous No.19457870]

>>19457808
Surely there was the option of something sweet AFTER dinner.

[Anonymous No.19457898]

>>19457870
Tiramisu which I never had before either

[Anonymous No.19457903]

I love it so much, I schnitzed my pants.

[Anonymous No.19458018]

>>19457859
Its german and austrian you colossal moron

[Anonymous No.19458022]

>>19457780
>Chicken Schnitzel
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.19459467]

>>19458018
>german, austrian

Yeah so? some kinda polack.

[Anonymous No.19459476]

Love it. Also love how the french, germans, italians, english, and americans all do the same shit but have to call it something different

[Anonymous No.19459478]

>>19457746
yeah but not with fries. too much fired food. schnitzel needs mashed potatoes and a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.19459483]

>>19457746
I do enjoy a nice Pork schnitzel once or twice a year.

Prefer an Eisbein.

[Anonymous No.19459489]

>>19459478
>schnitzel needs mashed potatoes and a vegetable.
or saur kraut in place of potatoes.

[Anonymous No.19459493]

>>19459489
I could get down with that too.

[Anonymous No.19459524]

>>19458022
>chicken schnitzel
>german household
Where does the X come into your equation for your problem, habibi?
Restaurant workers go out of their way to point out to other "new germans" that cordon bleu has a singular slice of pork ham in it, so they cannot consume it, after they smoked 2 ciggies in front of the shopping centre, followed by a night out boozing and drugging, allthewhile cheating on their spouses with every bicycle stand. But no, pork is haram. Fuck every single hypocritical one of those inbred dune coons.

[Anonymous No.19459541]

German food is actually good as fuck. German's used to be so based.

Good luck Germany.

[Anonymous No.19459578]

>>19457755
It's a German noun so you have to capitalize it.

[Anonymous No.19459582]

>>19457803
Schnitzel is a large-ish, flat piece of meat. And KFC appears to be battered, not breaded.

[Anonymous No.19459594]

>>19457746
Sorry anon I don’t eat nazi food

[Anonymous No.19459601]

>>19457746
i hate it
and every time my parents visit me, we have to go to this goddamn brewery beer garden just for the Schnitzel
it's disgusting
literally no culinary value
nothing would be lost if it vanished from the world tomorrow
first the meat, disgustingly tough, viscous like a shoe sole, usually the cheapest grade as people don't see or taste it anyway
then the breading, made from probably year old bread which wouldn't even be good to feed animals with, mixed with the worst part of an egg and stacked until there is more bread than meat in this godforsaken dish
lastly the frying, arguably the worst kind of (((cooking))), not only makes it taste every food the same it also sucks out the last nutritional value this meal had

there are so many great dishes in this country
but no, Schnitzel, the worst one by a margin, is the known outside of Germany

can your radicalize through your hate on Schnitzel? I'd start another world war over it without blinking an eye

[Anonymous No.19459609]

>>19459601
>frying sucks out the last nutritional value this meal had
How? By replacing some water with fat?

[Anonymous No.19459610]

>>19459601
is this autism or something else

[Anonymous No.19459611]

>>19459601
Gefiltert.

[Anonymous No.19459618]

>>19459601
>there are so many great dishes in this country
Name three

[Anonymous No.19459619]

>>19459610
It's autism.
I feel sorry for his parents.

[Anonymous No.19459666]

I like everything breaded and fried

[Anonymous No.19460978]

>>19457746
for me it's veal Schnitzel

[Anonymous No.19461046]

>>19457746
When I was in Germany I used regularly eat Rahmschnitzel. That sauce was amazing.

[Anonymous No.19461060]

>>19461046
Mushroom sauce + veal schnitty = god tier

[G8rH8r No.19461068]

>>19457746
yes, with mustard cream sauce

[Anonymous No.19461120]

>>19459524
why does chicken schnitzel make you so mad

[Anonymous No.19461122]

>>19457746
For me, it's the classic parmy at the local pub

[Anonymous No.19461127]

>>19457746
Fuck me that looks good. I love mushroom gravy. Definitely going to make this once my diet is done.

[Anonymous No.19461245]

That looks quite thick
I like my schnitzel to be pork and fried in lard

[Anonymous No.19461249]

>>19461245
my nigga

[Anonymous No.19461251]

What's a "lady's schnitzel"?

It had like cranberry sauce or something on it

[Anonymous No.19461271]

>>19461251
>What's a "lady's schnitzel"?
On a menu that usually means a smaller sized portion. For my wife though it's always the "King Jumbo" sized

[Anonymous No.19461561]

What should I serve schnitzel with?

[Anonymous No.19461577]

>>19461561
Weiners

[Anonymous No.19461580]

>>19461561
Spätzle. Lemon squeeze. A green vegetable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spätzle

[Anonymous No.19461591]

>>19461577
schnitzel with sausages is perhaps the ultimate god tier grub

[Anonymous No.19461629]

One of the pubs near me does a surf and turf with a schnitzel and calls it a chicken Neptune

[Anonymous No.19461640]

>>19457746
I prefer traditional German cuisine, like curry

[Anonymous No.19461644]

>>19461629
>surf and turf with a schnitzel and calls it a chicken Neptune
sounds delicious

[Anonymous No.19461649]

>>19461060
Here in germany its called Jägerschnitzel, basically "Hunters Schnitzel"

[Anonymous No.19461650]

>>19459524
huh?

[Anonymous No.19461652]

>>19458022
anon, chicken fried steak isn't chicken. It's steak fried like chicken. Breaded and fried.

[Anonymous No.19461656]

Yes. I usually have it with braised cabbage and potatoes with butter and dill.

[Anonymous No.19461668]

German potato salad is pretty damn good. German cuisine really opened my eyes as far as using vinegar/sugar goes

[Anonymous No.19461687]

>>19457780
I'm not sure how many times I've seen this image but until now I've never noticed that she has six fingers.

[Anonymous No.19462594]

>>19461561
Basically anything potato is fine. Pasta or rice with sauce work as well. For the extra amount of decadence, cheese on top (Gratin-Käsespätzle-MacnCheese-Risotto).

[Anonymous No.19462737]

>>19461122
my nigga

[Anonymous No.19462821]

>>19457746
Ja

[Anonymous No.19464482]

>>19457746
>The humble Schnitzel
for me it's the brash, arrogant Schnitzel

[Anonymous No.19464486]

>>19457746
no, more of a country fried steak kind of guy

[Anonymous No.19465615]

>>19459601
>brewery beer garden just for the Schnitzel
that's on your parents. you don't go to a beer garden to get a quality schnitzel. your parents are obviously retarded and they're too cheap to pay for a proper schnitzel. you people whine about shitty schnitzel like little girls but you aren't willing to pay a fair price for a good schnitzel either. that's exactly why most places only serve dogshit schnitzel because of faggots like you that don't value good food. FUCK YOU for enabling your parents instead of speaking up you little bitch

[Anonymous No.19465865]

>>19457746
>And for lunch I vant ze wiener... schnitzel ooh ja!

[Anonymous No.19465868]

>>19464482
damn bratty schnitzels...

[Anonymous No.19465873]

>>19457753
Isn't that just a schnitty?

[Anonymous No.19466301]

schnitzel and salad

[Anonymous No.19466394]

>>19457746
Schnitzel has sovl.

[Anonymous No.19466609]

>>19466301
That texture is freaking me out

[Anonymous No.19466705]

>>19461120
Idk but hes right

[Anonymous No.19467856]

>>19466609
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spätzle
Mmm, undulating schnitzel

[Anonymous No.19469749]

>>19461120
>>19466705
he's 100% right

[Anonymous No.19469755]

>>19466301
Could you be any more british. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19470050]

>>19461046
Most restaurants don't even make proper sauces as they don't use veal fond but just some industrial slop or coloured starch.
Butter, champignons, shallots, white wine, veal fond, cream or better creme fraiche and parsley is the way to go.
French sauce chasseur is still leagues ahead of German Jägersauce.

[Anonymous No.19470067]

>>19457746
>Schnitzel
I got really turned off to schnitzel, I went to a brother's wedding and was chilling with a cousin and I found a hair in my schnitzel. I've never ordered it again.

[Anonymous No.19470464]

>>19457746
Chicken fried steak does not usually come with that incredibly delicious mushroom sauce. You could probably try it with a side of canned condensed mushroom soup but it won’t be the same.

[Anonymous No.19470478]

>>19470464
Chicken fried and schnitzel are not the same
If you think they are, you are doing one or the other or both incorrectly

[Anonymous No.19471034]

>>19459601
Sweatie, German food is great as an occasional treat, sorry if the vegetable garnishes ruined the whole meal for you

[Anonymous No.19471766]

>>19459601
You will never be a real woman

[Anonymous No.19472007]

>>19457746
If Joseph Fritzl made some Schnitzel then what would the Fritzl Schnitzel look and taste like?

[Anonymous No.19472010]

[Anonymous No.19472068]

what meat is schnitzel usually?

[Anonymous No.19472080]

>>19465865
based

[Anonymous No.19472088]

I'm cooking some pork schnitzel tonight
I got potatoes, Polish sauerkraut and broccoli
Also a lemon
Not sure if I'm going to make German potato salad or mashed potato

[Anonymous No.19472140]

>>19472088
>I'm cooking some pork schnitzel tonight
I got potatoes, Polish sauerkraut and broccoli
Nigga your schnitzel gonna look like this, nothing to write home about imo

[Anonymous No.19472165]

>>19472140
Looks way too thick to be schnitzel, also not sure what the sesame seeds are doing there

[Anonymous No.19472898]

Do you guys think schnitzel with the breading clinging to the meat is better than schnitzel with the breading separating?
I'm going to try the latter but I'm pretty sure I prefer the former

[Anonymous No.19473077]

>>19472068
Veal topside if it's high quality.

[Anonymous No.19474119]

>>19460978
fuck that looks fantastic, with a strong beer fuyckkkkk....

[Anonymous No.19474139]

>>19457746
Ich liebe schnitzel und grosse wieners

[Anonymous No.19474146]

>jægerschnitzel
I'm stealing this recipe and making it on Friday.

[Anonymous No.19474157]

>>19472010
That one looks pretty good