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why the FUCK is mayonnaise so expensive now?

this shit is getting ridiculous. I go through one bottle a week so in a year, I'll be spending $500 on FUCKING mayo

>> No.19430894

I saw this on reddit, too

>> No.19430897

>>19430889
don't get the EZ squeezey bottle then you bougie bitch

>> No.19430902

>>19430897
1. The squeeze bottle is only slightly more expensive than the jars
2. I'm not going to spoon in mayo like some savage

>> No.19430909

>>19430889
It's $5.50 at Walmart for the same thing. Name brand processed foods are getting really expensive for some reason though.

>> No.19430916

>>19430889
>buy large jar
>put in own squeeze bottle

Wa la you fucking faggot

>> No.19430924

>>19430916
Thanks, I had not considered that

>> No.19430926
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>>19430889
>paying exorbitant prices for sneed oil spread
Yeah, I'll stick with homemade.

>> No.19430935

If you buy the store brand, it's more likely to have a lower prices and more ounces of whatever the product is than the name brand item.
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>> No.19430951

>>19430926
>seed oil schizo
>twitterfaggot meme
yeah checks out

>> No.19430954

>>19430889
first of all, that price is obscene. it must be at a convenience store that's business model is to gouge customers, like a 7-11 or maybe a cvs.
second of all, duke's gang

>> No.19430978
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>>19430889
>A bottle a week

>> No.19431001

>>19430889
Then make it yourself. Egg yolk and oil is the base.
Also, wtf a bottle a week? Are you eating 4 sandwiches a day or making a batch of potato salad / coleslaw every two days? Slow the fuck down.

>> No.19431062

>>19431001
I eat two bowls of tuna salad a day and also feed some to the neighborhood cats

>> No.19431071

>>19431062
based mercury enjoyer, don't forget to renovate with asbestos and get the 6th booster

>> No.19431084

Homemade mayo will never taste as good as Hellmanns
>inb4 sneed oil

>> No.19431113

It's less than half that where I am, tho the imported McCormick mayo I like is indeed, like, $9 and change now.

Also, squeeze bottle costs more per oz than he typical jar.

>> No.19431117

>>19431001
Yeah, I thought my family and I are bad because between me, my kid and my ho, we go through a jar every month.

>> No.19431268

>>19430902
>spoon
Use a knife you fat fuck jfc how much fucking mayonnaise do you need at once?

>> No.19431348

>>19431071
Show me an obituary or death certificate in the last year that lists MERCURY as the cause of death.

I'll wait

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>>19430909
You can get more generic mayo at Whole Foods for cheaper.

>> No.19431360

>>19430889
>$9 for soybean oil
pretty gross

>> No.19431775

>>19430889
Theh never put eggs in cage so they up price. I order for cage eggs because way cheaper. I love cage eggs, same taste and cheap cheap.

>> No.19431914

>>19431358
Not OP but mayo is one of the few things I always get name brand for. I've gotta have that Hellmanns zest.

>> No.19431918
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>>19430951
>sneed oil enthusiast
>shitter shattered as usual
hows your bitch tits and terminal cancer treating you faggot?

>> No.19431927

>>19430889
Make your own

>> No.19431930

>>19430889
You can make it you know?
Also, you clearly never heard of the chicken holocaust that just happened after an outbreak of (((Were not making enough on eggs))) ..er I mean bird flu...and, incase you didn't know, eggs are a key ingredient.

also, make your own you lazy fuck.

>> No.19431938

>>19431358
>First ingredient is poison

>> No.19431953

>>19431348
Anon, you will not die of this but your neurologic conditions will make you rope anyway. Just please reconsider this, other fish exists.

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>>19430889
>I go through one bottle a week

>> No.19431998

>>19430889
Because eggs are $7 for half a dozen
Mayo is made from eggs

>> No.19432005

>>19430889
Well, that same bottle is 5 bucks near me. So, I don't know where you got that picture from.

>> No.19432063

>>19431998
Even if that price was true (they're 99c/dz large here, lol), the yolk of a single egg can make 8-16oz of mayonnaise.

>>19431348
Not that guy, and you should keep eating tuna if you like it, but have you tried mackerel? King Arthur mackerel is my second favourite canned fish after Sealect tuna in green curry (which I have difficulty getting since I no longer have a Thai roommate who gets care packages sent from home).
You really ought to try it. It's very tuna-y and much lower in mercury.

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>>19432063
>the yolk of a single egg can make 8-16oz of mayonnaise
Stop making shit!

>> No.19432072

>>19431918
>posts anime consistently
>thinks he has any room to call someone a faggot

>> No.19432122

>>19430889
Those squeeze bottles are shit, nothing comes out and have to fight with it
buy the jar and use a knife

>> No.19432243

>>19432072
anime website

>> No.19432282

>>19432069
wut

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>>19430889
>I go through one bottle a week

>> No.19432661

>>19430889
If I could have one job it would be to work at a mayo plant. Saw the how its made of mayonnaise once, they just unload three semis with pumps into a room sized vat and just fucking blend it and send it. One scene was a dude keeping tabs on an old crt that displayed three boxes for oil, eggs, and vinegar with lines connecting them into the single box stating "mayo". I want that position.

>> No.19432667

>>19431938
No retard

>> No.19432677

>>19430889
just buy some eggs and vinegear and make it yourself brah. a stick blender costs like $15

>> No.19432689

>>19430889
god your shits must be so oily

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>fucking mayo
jeez a little desperate, huh?

>> No.19432701

>>19431998
>making a cake for my aunt
>recipe wants 9 (nine) eggs
I'm never going to financially recover from this

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>> No.19434250

>I go through one bottle a week
Are you fuckin' jacking off with it?

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Is this a CVS or somewhere that jacks up the prices?

Jew York prices on instacart.
Aldi brand is 2 fucking dollars and is the same shit
Hellmans is 5 dollars.

>> No.19434603

>>19430889
Why are you going through that much mayo so fast?

>> No.19434640

>>19430889
knock knock
>who's there
mayonnaise
>mayonnaise
MAYONNAISE HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD