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Would you pick the white or red finger wine?

>> No.19427881

red

>> No.19427882

white

>> No.19427883

>>19427876
id buy a bottle of rose wine just so this mong didnt come over to my my table

>> No.19427898

Gimme a 50/50 thanks chief.
And 2 ice cubes.

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19427916

>>19427876
I guess a normal decanter is not fancy enough

>> No.19427917

It's sterile, guys. That's the whole point.
>b-but the guy's finger sweat
Shut up.

>> No.19428018

>>19427917
That man could very well be a serial ass picker, or even worse a faggot. Who knows where those hands have been

>> No.19428024

>>19427917
You liberal pussys go full karen over a hair in your soup but but ignore an incel fimgering your wine.

>> No.19428031

>>19427876
A nigga like me? Im gettin both in one glass.

>> No.19428035

>>19427876

you just know hes the one guy who doesn't wash his hands after taking a shit.

>> No.19428037

>>19427876
Is this peak wine serving?

>> No.19428043

The finger adds to the flavor profile, plebs.

>> No.19428073

>>19427876
served at the perfect temperature, a middle aged man's index finger

>> No.19428096

>>19427876
>drips onto the floor and tablecloth
Psst, nothing personell manager

>> No.19428124

>If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear

>> No.19428153
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19428153

>Drinking wine
>ever
Disgusting

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19428195

>hey honey, your mom has arrived go get the fancy wine

>> No.19428214

How do you guys think your vegetables for your salad are prepared? With gloves on? LOL

How do you think your plates are handled, with gloves? LOL

I get it though its retarded

>> No.19428225

>>19428153
That's vile. I thought only cute village girls' unwashed feet were allowed to stomp on the grapes.

>> No.19428236

>>19428153
is there really no better way to do this? no machine that can do it?

>> No.19428242

>>19428236
the heat from the foot cooks the wine

>> No.19428244

>>19428242
this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, and also a machine could do this far better than feet could

>> No.19428250

>>19427876
What if the house gets filled with a Mormon tour group? He's gonna be walking around with his fingers up those holes forever, even have to go home like that.

>> No.19428253

>>19428244
machines don't have the extra foot flavoring

>> No.19428256

>>19428244
Only feet have the complex combinations of yeast to support the fermentation process. For beer, it's traditional for the brewer to dip his balls in the mash tun.

>> No.19428274

>>19427876
dont people like stomp wine with their feet anyway

>> No.19428300

>>19428024
Good morning sirs go back to twitter now

>> No.19428365

>>19428225
I feel like there was a futurama episode about them finding a village that advertised hot girls stomping grapes but behind the scenes it was dudes.

>> No.19428670

>>19427883
He just mixes the two.

>> No.19428675

>>19428670
i asked for the bottle, its customary to give them it unopened and let the purchaser open it

>> No.19428681

>>19428256
fuckin kek, here's your (you)

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>>19428024
>go full karen over a hair in your soup
I don't think Karen ate a whole lot of soup in her life.

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>>19428681
>Medieval Bavarian brewmeister "seasoning" the Märzen (colorized)

>> No.19428712

>>19427883
meet you any time you want, in our italian restaurant!

>> No.19428716

>>19428684
I’m just starving for her next album.

>> No.19428726

>>19428712
please just let me enjoy the free garlic bread :(

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>>19428712
>Things are okay with me these days
>Got a good job, got a good office
>Got a new wife, got a new life
>And the family's fine


>drinks furniture polish in a suicide attempt

>> No.19428741

>>19428728
>>drinks furniture polish in a suicide attempt
lmao who the fuck was this.

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>>19428741
Billy Joel

>> No.19428783

This is my job, except it’s at the movie theater and I walk through the isles offering butter from the dairy decanter

>> No.19428976

>>19427876
both fingers
you know how we roll

>> No.19430728

what happens when i ask for the brown finger

>> No.19430731

why is it so hard for boomers and baby boomers to say "thank you" when their server gives them food or drinks?

>> No.19430757

>>19430731
>why is it so hard for boomers and baby boomers to say "thank you" when their server gives them food or drinks?
A class on upper class social etiquette should be a requirement for graduation from high school. Um, in the good schools at least. We shouldn't expect too much from American citizens that can't even read, write, or speak English.

>> No.19431245

>>19430731
Doing the basic tasks of your job doesn't merit praise

>> No.19431251

>>19431245
"thank you" isn't praise

>> No.19431253

>>19431251
Ok whatever you want to call it. It's a requirement for you to bring the drinks and food, not a favour.

>> No.19431261

>>19431253
>Ok whatever you want to call it. It's a requirement for you to bring the drinks and food, not a favour.
I wonder... if I were to give a waiter a $40 tip BEFORE ordering anything, would I get better service, or would the waiter fuck off and treat me like absolute shit because I'm a sucker that fell for the con man's trick?

>> No.19431333

>>19427876
If I wanted something your fingers touched I'd order the inside of your ear!

>> No.19431424

>>19427917
>It's sterile, guys.
What's sterile, the wine? Wine does not have nearly a high enough alcohol content to be sterile.

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>>19431333
chuckled

>> No.19431459

>>19427876
ayo don't look at how your food is made, chefs literally preparing it with their BEAR hands!

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>>19427876
Passive dissaproval is one of the least attractive attributes in a human. If they think it's so gross, just fucking tell the guy, don't make a fucking video turning it into a show where you're the "victim" of this thing you're voluntarily taking part in

>> No.19431977

>>19431448
based AD enjoyer

>> No.19431986

>>19431333
Checked & keked.

>> No.19432024

>>19431553
>Passive dissaproval
Mr. Muscater Blaster himself doesn't enjoy this either.

>> No.19433147

>>19428675
You can't

>> No.19433150

>>19433147
dont challenge me boy