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19421181 No.19421181 [Reply] [Original]

We do things a bit differently here in Des Moines.

>> No.19421185

>>19421181
Fuck do you mean

>> No.19421186

>>19421181
I think OP means that's were nuke stuff is being stored.

>> No.19421188

wow that looks like some putrid fucked up shit, I wouldnt even vomit on that plate, I wouldnt even wipe my ass with that pasta, I wouldnt even shove the spoon handle in my cock hole

>> No.19421193

>>19421181
That's really horrible looking, like where you take your mom when she's got cancer and is about to die.

>> No.19421194
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>>19421181
Whenever I'm asked where I want to go to eat I usually say, "I feel like taking the tour." My friends know exactly what I mean. The "Tour of Italy" at the Olive Garden. It's robust and it satisfies me every time

>> No.19421197

>>19421194
That looks like some bizzaro airplane food.

>> No.19421209
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>>19421197
>Is literally picture perfect Italian food
>To the point it's obviously been modeled and primped to look overly perfect
>Yeah man looks like airplane food
Are you retarded?

>> No.19421228
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>>19421194
I remember awhile back there was an Olive Garden thread and this anon went to lunch with his work colleagues and he ordered the Tour of Italy and this one douche bag teased him about it and even weeks later when he would pass this guy in the hallway or see him on the elevator this guy would go "Oh look out! It's the Tour of Italy man!"

>> No.19421233

looks good enough for a fast food joint, why are you guys so mean

>> No.19421246

>>19421228
>I remember awhile back there was an Olive Garden thread and this anon went to lunch with his work colleagues and he ordered the Tour of Italy and this one douche bag teased him about it and even weeks later when he would pass this guy in the hallway or see him on the elevator this guy would go "Oh look out! It's the Tour of Italy man!"
I feel bad for the douche bag. Imagine being so autistic and having such a low IQ that you aren't even self aware. It's like going on /ck/, making a fool of yourself, and then telling everyone that you were trolling. Except without trying to convince people you were trolling.
Now if I caught someone eating poop out of a toilet, I would absolutely make fun of them forever.

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19421255

You could have at least posted something specific to Des Moines

>> No.19421260
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>>19421181
>>19421194
>>19421228
>Tour of Italy
God tier sloppa

>> No.19421315

>>19421260
This legitimately looks AI generated

>> No.19421541

>>19421181
>Des Moines
>Italian food

>> No.19421619

>>19421181
mama mia, and they say midwestern america has no culture. put that in your pipe and smoke it coastie

>> No.19421657

>>19421228
>>19421246
bro that was me what the fuck why do you remember that. it was my first time at Olive Garden as an adult and this guy laughed at me for no other reason than ordering the Tour of Italy. he made fun of another one of our workers because he went too long without a haircut and had an unkempt neckline. The Tour of Italy was not that good

>> No.19421660

>>19421657
Calm down, Tour of Italy.

>> No.19421665

>>19421181
>tour de italy
>all americanized pasta dishes
>italy

>> No.19421675

>>19421660
oh god it's happening again

>> No.19421696

>>19421181
>>19421194
>>19421260
the pasta alone should be enough to feed any non obese adult. no wonder everyone in america is fat when they eat double portions every day

>> No.19421701
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>>19421696
It's a reasonably sized portion of pasta, I'd say?

>> No.19421704

>>19421701
the pasta? yea but who eats lasagna and chicken parm on top of that?

>> No.19422049

>>19421696
You're a narcissist. See a shrink before you hurt others or yourself.

>> No.19422059

>>19421228
Dudes rock.

>> No.19422108

>>19421660
hey back the flip off!??!
how would YOU feel if you went on a tour of italy???

>> No.19422431
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>>19421657
You are a legend Tour of Italy man! Everyone has to put off with assholes like that at work. You ordered what you wanted and ate with dignity despite his laughter. You win! The asshole loses! I like to take the tour myself. I substitute the lasagne with Eggplant parm

>> No.19422716

>>19421704
lasagna is pasta

>> No.19422806

>>19422431
I don't like eggplant parm.

>> No.19423827

>>19421181
tasty tacos is good
zombie burger is reddit but good
that one vietnamese place is bomb
the el salvadorean places by ghetto ass north side hy vee are good
for fancy stuff i like centro
>>19421255
fong's has so many better slices tho. crab rangoon being the famous one

>>19421260
is that the place out by the airport? that looks like its in an old house? whatever that place is named is really good

>> No.19423860

>>19421194
Why is this supposed to be bad? It looks pretty good.

>muh authenticity
Shut up. Nobody goes to Olive Garden for authenticity.

>> No.19423899

>>19422431
thanks bud, i appreciate it. i'm pretty amused that someone remembered my weird story about ordering that. eggplant parm sounds nice

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>>19421696
>the pasta alone should be enough to feed any non obese adult
Twink detected.

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>>19421696
>the pasta alone should be enough to feed any non obese adult
Twink detected.

>> No.19424083

>>19421228
>>19421260
>>19422431
this is exactly the kind of food I would order while on a roadtrip, excuse myself to the restroom, and leave without paying

>> No.19424090

>>19421209
my parents always poopooed Olive Garden, IDK why. I think they were just projecting and wanted to be higher than lower middle-class and if they liked the food there that would mean their fate is sealed

>> No.19424229

>>19424090
>I think they were just projecting and wanted to be higher than lower middle-class and if they liked the food there that would mean their fate is sealed
Many such cases in America! Temporarily embarrassed millionaires and all that.

>> No.19424236

>>19424229
>Temporarily embarrassed millionaires and all that.
Ironically my parents are technically millionares because my mom inherited her parent's house, outside of boston, which shot up like 2000% percent since they first bought it

>> No.19424240

>>19424090
>my parents always poopooed Olive Garden, IDK why. I think they were just projecting and wanted to be higher than lower middle-class and if they liked the food there that would mean their fate is sealed
They sound like the kind of people that would say the orange chicken at Panda Express sucked because it wasn't real Chinese food.

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>>19421657
Oohhh! Come on Tour of Italy! It was a good story! That’s how he remembers. And fuck that snooty guy!

>> No.19424256

>>19421194
you are tourzan i am jane

>> No.19424268

>>19422108
Full.

>> No.19424481

>>19421665
If we lived there we wouldn't go on tour (Italians very poor country) with little money. Many of their women are pornographers

>> No.19424554

>>19424481
You watched The White Lotus once and think that is reality

>> No.19424940

>>19421541
All our poors came from Italy. So there is this whole working glass street thugs Italian grandma's recipe scene here. It's not authentic Italian per say, but it does have an authenticity it's own. It's a pretty good night out desu

>> No.19425542

>>19424250
lol well i'm glad the way i told it made an impression - the way the post read, i was worried about becoming the next three-for-free

>> No.19426258

>>19421194
italians dont eat this shit lol

>> No.19426266

>>19422431
That's total sloppa and should be thrown in the nearest garbage bin

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>>19424256
That's Tarzan and you can be my Jane.

>> No.19426278

>>19421181
>here in Des Moines
Nobody cares, flyover.

>> No.19426441

>>19422431
>I substitute the lasagne with Eggplant parm
Ah the tour of Italy with faggots

>> No.19427269

There was an Olive Garden on the near Northside of Indianapolis that actually made their own pasta, bread sticks, and salad dressing from scratch. This was like 20+ years ago, however. Olive Garden in general is actually a safe bet for chain sloppa because it's pretty hard to fuck up most of their menu.

>> No.19427541
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>>19421181
I mean it just looks like a boring Midwest take on chicken parm, like the kind you can put on your dress cowboy boots and take missus out to the local family restaurant. You can get the chicken parm and she can get the stuffed cabbage. It's not offensive but it's not attractive either.

>>19421255
Fucking holy hell someone needs to die.

>> No.19427850
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>>19426441
go back to your own country if you don't like Olive Garden eggplant parm

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>>19421194
That that inspired me. I want to take the tour now