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Welcome to NYC, former home to the best pizza in the world.

>> No.19420651

we did it greta-sisters

>> No.19420657

They don't even get to have pizza anymore. What do New Yorkers have left?

>> No.19420661

>>19420657
Hustle and bustle

>> No.19420666

>>19420661
they're coming after bustle next

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>>19420643
there is no difference between conventional ovens and wood fired ovens. in fact, conventional ovens perform better than wood-fired in nearly all tests performed. fuck you, you elitist fuck

>> No.19420673

>>19420668
For pizza? Are you fucking trolling?

>> No.19420674

That's not how you spell "mamma mia."

>> No.19420684
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>>19420673
Read the image and the filename
He's being ironic you sad autist

>> No.19420701

>>19420668
...
Except for two things:
1) conventional seldom gets to the same heat level as a wood burning oven would and
2) wood burning ovens impart flavour to whatever is cooked in them, varying according to the type of wood used. While beech is most common in Italy, oak is used from time to time, which will taste different. IINM, USican wood-burning joints more typically use oak over beech and I think it's simply because beech just isn't a typical smoking/fuel wood in America.

>> No.19420705

>you MUST drive to work, WFH IS BAD AND BIGOTED OR SOMETHING!
>pizza? THATS BAD TOO OR SOMETHING!

>> No.19420709

>>19420673
oh you want some too?

>> No.19420713

>>19420684
Why would I bother to read the image or filename of a shitpost?

>> No.19420754

>>19420673
Heat is heat.

>> No.19420765

>>19420709
bro chill, im frustrated.

>> No.19420788

>>19420668
Tasty bait, but proved wrong simply by tasting the difference between a burger cooked on a charcoal grill vs. gas grill. They just taste different.

>> No.19420816

>>19420643
New York was never known for its coal or wood fired pizza lol. It was known for its dirt cheap giant floppy slice. That said, I hope there's enough people left who know how to and enjoy cooking enough to stop these retarded policies. It'd be like trying to solve a water shortage crisis by rationing only drinking water instead of focusing on big agriculture and power production water usage.

>> No.19420817

>>19420788
yeah one tastes like carcinogens

>> No.19420829

>>19420816
Found the guy who has never eaten NYC pizza.

>> No.19420846

>>19420643
Aaaaah
Hahahahahahaha, get fucked
Haaaaaaaa

>> No.19420855

>>19420829
NYfags can claim whatever they want about why their pizza is known (tap water fucking lol). It doesn't make it true.

>> No.19420875

>>19420705
Who are you quoting? Do you think the same people say both of those things? huh? are you okay?

>> No.19420903

>>19420855
Whats the claim? Plenty of places use coal or wood fired ovens, it makes a big difference over basic conveyor ovens. Cooking pizza in wood or coal ovens also isn't something exclusive to New York.

>> No.19420906

CHICAGO GAWDS STAY WINNING

>> No.19420913

>>19420829
I've eaten NYC pizza and it was nothing special. Granted it was 20 years ago, but still. Nothing that Papa Murphy's doesn't offer.

>> No.19420925
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>>19420903
They have literally claimed their pizzas are special because of their filthy tap water. Because it contains a fuckton of shrimp. And that's why their bagels and other pastries are so good. And it has actually caused dissent in the Jewish community because they can't eat shellfish.

Meanwhile, midwesterners will enjoy our cracker crust, charcoal, or whatever the fuck we want.

>> No.19420926

>>19420903
If you ask >>19420829
Apparently coal and wood ovens is the reason NY pizza became a thing. And yeah, it's far from an exclusive thing.

>> No.19420937

>>19420816
>That said, I hope there's enough people left who know how to and enjoy cooking enough to stop these retarded policies. It'd be like trying to solve a water shortage crisis by rationing only drinking water instead of focusing on big agriculture and power production water usage.
Almost like this is the problem with government and regulations in the first place :0

>> No.19420939

>>19420754
It's not about the fuel source, it's about the maximum temperature.

A normal electric kitchen oven only gets up to 500 or 550 degrees, while pizza needs at least 800 degrees to get ideal results.

>> No.19420948

>>19420925
Has anyone ever tested this by trying to replicate the shrimp content in NYC water? Like, go to the oriental market and buy a jar of dried shrimp flakes, and dissolve a pinch of the flakes into the water you use to make the pizza crust.

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>>19420829
>cheap giant floppy slice

>> No.19420962

>>19420925
If flyovers actually knew what pizza was, imagine how much better this imaginary pizza would be if it used NYC shrimp water.

>> No.19420964

>>19420925
>muh shrimp
Literal COPEpods.

>> No.19420966

>>19420903
>>19420925
>>19420948
>>19420962
pizza doesn't have water in it retard, it has a crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and toppings
>I'll have water on my pizza
said no one

>> No.19420970

>>19420643
There is nothing wrong with stopping coal burners.

>> No.19420973

>>19420966
Have you ever made dough before? Of course not, nobody cooks on /ck/

>> No.19420975

>>19420939
I cook Red Baron frozen pizzas at 400F just fine.

>> No.19420986

>>19420973
>water
>pizza is a soup
Kys retard

>> No.19420995

>>19420816
People know these policies don't do shit and put laws like this in place because they don't believe in or give a shit about the issue

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>>19420986
>>19420966

>> No.19421013

>>19420939
What are the "ideal results"? Furthermore, what makes those results ideal in the first place? Your enjoyment of the finished product, or because that's what you saw on some influencer's tiktok?

>> No.19421044

>>19420657
rising crime rates

>> No.19421048

>>19420643
NY has been pushing absolutely fucking retarded laws increasingly the past decade at least. It's eventually going to culminate into self destruction. None of NY wants to put up with the shit that is getting pushed because 66% of reps are gerrymandered into the surrounding city area. I need to get out, but it means leaving all my family and friends.

>> No.19421057 [DELETED] 

>>19420643
People in NYC know good pizza. More specifically, they know they leave that NYC altogether and drive to Connecticut.

>> No.19421059

>>19420643
>factories in former 3rd-world countries are destroying the atmosphere
>corporations are destroying the environment
>there is a literal island of garbage in the ocean

>libs pass laws that outlaw plastic straws and independent pizza shops
>we're saving the world guise, we did it!!!

Do these people think they're actually accomplishing anything, or is it just that much fun fucking small business owners in the ass? Is it that much fun punching down, or are you just afraid to punch up?

>> No.19421067

>>19420986
More of a stew

>> No.19421089

NY has been launching an racist war against italians for years now
trying to remove columbus statues, no more brick oven pizzas, allowing china town to encroach into little italy

WE BUILT THIS FUCKIN CITY BRO!

>> No.19421096

NYC is a shithole who gives a fuck

>> No.19421393

Saving the planet is more important than pizza.

>> No.19421408

>>19420643
>90% of carbon emissions are from factories, giant vehicles like planes, and industrial plants
>haha let’s ban wood fire ovens
I hate jewmerica so much

>> No.19421442

>>19420816
>It was known for its dirt cheap giant floppy slice
TWELVE TO SIXTEEN DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA IS NOT DIRT CHEAP
EVERYTHING POSITIVE YOU READ ABOUT NEW YORK IS 100% BRAINWASHED COPIUM FROM NEW YORKERS THINKING THAT THEY'RE THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD WITH MICROWAVES

FACT: YOU ARE TEN TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE BITTEN BY A NEW YORK """"PERSON"""" THAN YOU ARE TO BE BITTEN BY A SHARK IN SHARK-INFESTED WATERS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

FACT: NEW YORK CITY IS THE MOST ETHNICALLY DIVERSE CITY IN THE WORLD. THEY FORM ETHNIC ENCLAVES. NEW YORKERS TRAVEL IN LARGE AND WIDE ZIG-ZAG PATTERNS TO AVOID THEM EVERY DAY ADDING 40+ MINUTES TO THEIR DAILY COMMUTE AND WILL SAY TO YOUR FACE THAT THEY LOVE DIVERSITY. BECAUSE NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND HALF THE PEOPLE IN YOUR CITY IS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT THING.

NEW YORK CITY IS A PLACE OF DESPERATION, POVERTY, VIOLENCE, HOMELESSNESS, DIVERSITY, TRASH EVERYWHERE, PARASITES WHO FEED ON HUMAN MISERY, BAD GOVERNMENT, AND INESCAPABLE WAGE SLAVERY

THEY VAPE SEWER FUMES INTO THE STREETS THROUGH VERTICAL CHIMNEYS AND NEW YORK CITY PEOPLE HUFF IT ALL DAY, THEY LOVE THE SCENT

RATS ARE THE SIZE OF HOUSECATS THERE, AND THERE'S MILLIONS IN THE CITY, THE TRASH THEY FEED ON IS ON EVERY CITY STREET

ALL PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SMELLS LIKE PISS, SHIT, AND ALL THE UNBATHED ETHNIC MUTTS FROM ANY PART OF THE WORLD YOU CAN THINK OF

DO NOT GO TO NEW YORK CITY

this has been your public anti-nyc announcement

>> No.19421466

This shit is so fucking stupid its unbelievable. NY is a fucking insane asylum

>> No.19421475

>>19421408
Dont forget 80% of pollution comes from China and India, but we need to use the bus, get electric cars, turn off the AC/heater, stop eating meat, and close our power plants to build nature destroying solar and wind (but not scary nuclear!!!) because [we] said so :)

>> No.19421529

How many private jets worth of carbon does a wood fired pizza produce?

>> No.19421545
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>>19421013
Something like this is the ideal result of high heat ovens.

>> No.19421564

As a leftist I hate my bedfellows. This is the type of shit that makes left policies like environmentalism look bad. This is the equivalent of tiki torch marches for the Right: retarded, embarrassing, and gives something for the other side to latch onto.

What I want? Nuclear power. I despise the fact that my fellow leftoids hate nuclear when it would solve so many environmental problems while allowing us to keep small shit like gas or wood ovens. Almost makes me want to become a righty.

>> No.19421575

>>19420666
Kek

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>>19421564
>tiki torch marches
That was fake btw, as in it was organized by government actors. Just like many of the other "embarrassing" stunts. You also dont have to identify yourself as left or right.

Also, yes on nuclear.

>> No.19421601
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>>19421564
left = authoritarianism -- this is your movement it just so happens that your political allies are moving against something you like

Incidentally, racist nationalists (nazis et al) are leftist political movements, they aren't and have never been politics of the right. Nazis are considered "right wing" because they were right of the communists in Germany. To still consider that type of movement "right wing" is just slander. So congratulations for buying German communist propaganda, I guess.

>> No.19421621

It's a literal nothingburger, they just have to install filters over their ovens.

>> No.19421631

>>19421475
why aren't people modernizing India again? all that pollution from randomly burning fields and low productivity, they aren't even making my iphones yet

>> No.19421638

>>19421621
>just install these government mandated filters!
>Yes they are expensive but they are the only approved filters!
>dont worry, the family of government officials own the filter business so you know they are good quality
:)

>> No.19421642

>>19420643
Not just NYC, california also, they're going creepy with retard laws, absolutely fucking creepy. The point seems to be banning natural gas.

>> No.19421649

>>19420643
Idiot political types just cant helping themselves from being scumbags and taxing people as much as they can get away with.

>> No.19421653

>>19420643
Bullshit too to make people use their so called batterys made in china.

>> No.19421747

>>19421059
Commies do not like small business owners Anon.

>> No.19421770

The shits like pelosi and schmucky shumer with agenda to push want to ban gas stoves, those types are why there should be term limits.

>> No.19421771

>>19421059
It's not that it's fun, it's that they get paid to do it. There's a large portion that honestly believe the propaganda (they're called "useful idiots" for a reason), but the people actually thinking up dumb shit like banning plastic straws and wood-fired pizza ovens are usually getting paid to do so, largely by billionaires and large corporations that want to squeeze out small businesses and upstarts from competing.

>> No.19421778

>>19421771
Congressional faggots aren't getting their payoffs, follow the money, always.

>> No.19421847

>>19421564
If nuclear power is so great why aren't all the retard ultra-right red states doing it, they'd love to own the libs? Oh wait, they did that. In Georgia (where the GOP's wonderful two new reactors went from costing $14 billion to $40 billion) and in South Carolina where the GOP stole $10 billion in electrify rates to pay for two of the same reactors from Georgia and then had to cancel the entire project because instead of costing $10 billion dollars like they planned, it would have cost $40 billion.
I'm sure the retard maga fuckwits will just blame Biden or Obama for their increased electricity costs though.

>> No.19421850

>>19421601
>nazis are ackshually left wing
retard alert

>> No.19421851

mama mia, pappa pia, I gotta blow a load of diarrhea

>> No.19421853

>>19421847
A lot of it has to do with the spent fuel and where its put, nobody wants that shit near them.

>> No.19421854

>>19421847
Maybe someday we'll do fusion instead of fission but the power companys are way scared of that.

>> No.19421861

>>19421847
lol red states are so dumb, they have perennial blackouts.

Oh, wait...

>> No.19421863

>>19421854
They're super scared that they'll be put out of business and the destruction of their power structure and the government isn't helping because they're right into the power structure scheme. It's fear that these so called government elete types loosing control.

>> No.19421865

>>19421638
ah the secret plot of the pizza oven coal filters, you've broken the story!

>> No.19421867

>>19421861
That's california, 100% blue state

>> No.19421869

>>19421861
you can generate enough power for 90% of the red states population with a hamster on a spinning wheel

>> No.19421872

>>19421869
but blue state fags will consider that to be animal cruelty

>> No.19421879

>>19420643
dats gay asf yo fr fr no cap

>> No.19421882

>>19420643
It means they need to invest in carbon neutral stuff that would otherwise fail. Theyre able to add that to themselves somehow and claim they've cut carbon emissions

Not that any of this shit matters when the US isn't near the levels of pollution of other countries

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>>19420643
New York hates Italians. This is racism against pizza kin. This can't stand

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19421887

I go for the tombstone, there's no reason that any human needs to be in nyc.
t. grew up in nyc and don't miss it or the haze surrounding it

>> No.19421891

>>19421869
Those stupid red state rubes, how do they manage to keep their power on? And their citizens from getting stabbed all the time? And shit off the streets? Must be because they're just so backwards and stupid.

>> No.19421897

>>19421886
We dont hate italians, we just find you to be arrogant cunts charging shit prices for shit pizza,

>> No.19421901

>>19421891
Again, that's california, west coast bizzaro shit.
blue state run by weirdos.

>> No.19421904

california is the weird zone run by freaks wearing sketchers and vans with their rotating blackouts, that never happens in ny or any place on the east coast of the usa.

>> No.19421905

>>19420643
>Unwilling to update the public transit system to combat the horrible traffic jams
>Willing to tax local pizzerias
This is just another way for big businesses to further grind their boots on the faces of their competition

>> No.19421907

>>19421901
The only thing New York is missing is regular power outages. For now.

>> No.19421915

>>19421891
violent crime rate is higher per capita in the shitty red states because of all the meth addicted trailer trash whites

>> No.19421922

>>19421915
This is a lie. Blue cities have have simply stopped reporting crime statistics.

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>>19421897

You only eat Domino's, Papa Johns, and Little Caesars... Don't talk to us about pizza.

>> No.19421980

>>19420668
fpbp

>>19420701
Oh I guess that's why they use wood fired ovens to smelt steel, right?