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webm cooking thread, Stir-fried stones edition

>> No.19418649
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>>19418648

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>>19418649

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somebody stop him...

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what is wrong with the lower half of her face? paralyzed by centipede venom?

>> No.19418779

>>19418757
It's a filter. I don't get it either.

>> No.19419040
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>>19418648
the irony in this video is that weeks before they were making fun of white food to the point of making an online trend about it and now they are sucking on condimented pebbles

>> No.19419048

>>19419040
why is video so horny despite not being porn?

>> No.19419052

>>19419040
no way that mouthful of spaghetti she picked at the end fits in her mouth

>> No.19419055

>>19419040
This video always makes me a bit mad.

>> No.19419057
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>>19419048
a woman making food is now uncommon to see as how looking at nude women was back then

>> No.19419067

>>19419057
this food makes me mad, also she looks a bit like the facial abuse girl

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>> No.19419111

>>19419097
stoner cuisine

>> No.19419128
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>> No.19419131

>>19419128
spooky skeleton fingers

>> No.19419139

>>19418648
>huwhite people don't season dey rocks

>> No.19419156

>>19418648
I dont get it, why not just eat the sauces and seasonings by themselves at that point

>> No.19419170
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>>19419156
and missing out the EXPERIENCE?

>> No.19419186

>>19419156
Apparently the stones are taken from a local river and have soaked up the taste of the fishes in it.

>> No.19419193

>>19419040
The end product looks rather shitty. Too dense or something. Looks like zero pasta water was incorporated. Also was probably unnecessary to puree the sauce like that.

>> No.19419244

>>19419128
fucking amateur but because he's japanese, all the weebs are wetting the panties.

>> No.19419264

>>19419052
It can't be a mouthful of spaghetti unless it can fit in the mouth.

>> No.19419266

>>19419264
double mouthful?

>> No.19419277

Honestly those stones look like delicious troll chow, but the way they suck off the sauce is disgusting.

>> No.19419283

Why don't they just drink the sauce?

>> No.19419315

>>19419283
They like chipping their teeth

>> No.19419339
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don't care
don't care
don't care
don't care

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>> No.19419661

>>19419563
What do they do when it rains or at night? What a weird food culture. They eat like cows - slurping slop out of a trough in the middle of a field.

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egg

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>>19419661
At least cows eat under a roof.

>> No.19419813

yo what the fuck is wrong with asians

>> No.19419976

>>19419747
how

>> No.19419995
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>>19419800

>> No.19419998

>>19419747
eggsit? eggsplain?

>> No.19420015
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>> No.19420121

>>19419800
i love how efficient and orderly this is. modern farms are amazing!

>> No.19420126
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>> No.19420474

>>19420015
god, women are so fuckin dumb

>> No.19420480
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>>19418648
is this a form of pica disorder

>> No.19420669

>>19420015
Wonderful, now I can make my own packing foam instead of paying those jews at the store for it.

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>> No.19420695

>>19418648
>>19418649
>>19418652
100 million people starving to death really fucked them up.

>> No.19420707
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>>19420695
have they ran out of insects to eat as well?

>> No.19420731

>>19420480
rip in peace

>> No.19420737

>>19420480
>is this a form of pica disorder
I like to chew on rocks because I like the way they taste, not because I am nutritionally deficient.

>> No.19420752

>>19420126
>dried herbs before liquid
I hate these fucking amateur shitters

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>> No.19420806

>>19418662
hate the metal utensils on the teflon pan
but i'd fuck up that moist burgussy
8/10

>> No.19420820

>>19418649
>>19418648
give me a fucking break LMAO
>ahh, the harvest is bountifur this yearr
>we serect our rocks carefurry fwom da botam of da sacred spring riva...

>> No.19420826

OH BOY IT'S ANOTHER THREAD FULL OF THE SAME WEBMS POSTED 10X DAILY HOW FUCKING COOL AND INTERESTING

>> No.19420844

>>19419800
Cowschwitz

>> No.19420866

>>19420121
They collect the cows souls in the primordial soup so they can ensure their continuous suffering

>> No.19420978
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why are chinks so appalling bros

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>>19420015
>food has an unusual color
>it's just food dye

>> No.19421002

>>19418662
imagine using a butane spraying blow torch on your food

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>> No.19421012

>>19418648
Do that with some sunflower seeds and you're cooking

>> No.19421058

>>19419057
i dont understand the cheese obsession. its nice in small amounts but not in disgusting portions like that

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>> No.19421075

>>19419040
white people dont season they pebbles

>> No.19421081

>>19421074
This one always pisses me off so fucking bad.

>> No.19421088

>>19419057
her mark wein impression isn't there yet but she's trying

>> No.19421098
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>> No.19421113

>>19421068
>corn
>ancient Tuscan
Wut?

>> No.19421165
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>> No.19421184

>>19419563
I can't imagine a ladle costs too much money.

>> No.19421196

>>19418648
Stone soup would legitimately make more sense than this

>> No.19421199

>>19421008
I didn't realize that episode of King of the Hill when they follow Bill and invest in companies was based on reality.

>> No.19421224

>>19420844
>MILCH MACHT FREI

>> No.19421251

>>19421005
>Hotdogs, pizzas and other street foods get nuked to hell and back with 20 different types of sauces before serving.
Why are south and central americans like this?

>> No.19421396

>>19420707
Last I checked, there's still about 1.4 billion of them.

>> No.19421410

>>19419128
I've made onigiri before, tasted delicious but was a complete mess because I was rushing......just make it the night before folks.

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>>19420015
>cooking is so bad she needs her boobs hanging out jus>>19420126
t to make the video

>> No.19421454

>>19420844
>Not Dacow
Come on

>> No.19421459

>>19418662
he's such a liar

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>>19421068
The kike on the right?
The one you want to stab with the cow bone they served the weasel?
Ya, that one... Kinda makes you think Hitler had a point.

>> No.19421538

>>19421502
>the kike on the right
What about the absolute yenta in >>19419057?

>> No.19421542

>>19419131
long fingers are sexy

>> No.19421608

>>19421002
and the cheese didn't even melt, just char a bit on the surface

>> No.19421612

>>19421165
she loves the cock

>> No.19421640

>>19421005
Do bongs really?

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>>19419057
>>19421538
Lights are on, no one's home. An animal with no soul. Biological input-output machine convinced it was chosen by a Canaanite child sacrifice deity.

>> No.19421647

>>19419057
why does Chicago have such hilariously bad pizza

>> No.19422130

>>19419040
Disgusting amount of sauce

>> No.19422145

>>19419747
how does he get out?

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>> No.19422179

>>19419563
Saar this video 40 years old India new law about serving with ladle. We very advance country now. U can't judge because britisher stole 45 trillion from India. no one riding on train top. Vande bharat number 1 bullit train sir. We respecting China very much pan asianism saar.

>> No.19422212

>>19420752
Some dried herbs, like oregano, do have fat soluble flavor compounds best extracted by a quick sautee, but I agree that just dumping everything into the pot at once is going to do nothing good for the dish.

>> No.19422219

>>19418662
yum!

>> No.19422248

do they recycle the stones?

>> No.19422283

>>19421643
>calling someone a "biological machine with no soul" as an insult while also offhandedly dismissing the idea of a god/gods
you have to see how retarded you sound

>> No.19422293

>>19419057
Fucking hell.

>> No.19422529

>>19419193
Shut up, you just want a tomato soup instead of pasta sauce

>> No.19422549

>>19419563
Why is our hero's plate broken?

>> No.19422574

>>19418662
Is this clown basting a burger?

>> No.19422578

>>19420707
this looks a bit gay, why is that?

>> No.19422579
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>>19419747

>> No.19422584

>>19419563
A country that can supply smartphones can't manage forks and spoons.

>> No.19422587

>>19420763
Daym, son, that much fried cheesy meat would fill up even an American.

>> No.19422600

>>19422579
Nothing gets you fired up like sorting eggs.

>> No.19422606

>>19421113
Polenta was originally made with millet flour. In some places they still use it, unfortunately corn has mostly replaced it. I say unfortunately because millet is more nutritious.
Also, from that video:
>rose wine
Gaaayyy

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>>19419128
Mine were a little thick, but I think they came out better than this dude's.

>> No.19422624

>>19422579
i don't get it, is she kissing his belly?

>> No.19422645

>>19422574
basting in itself is stupid and doesn't actually do anything besides look cool on camera. chefs do it to make it look like they know super special cooking techniques but the act of butter basting meat itself is pointless and doesn't do anything.

>> No.19422653

>>19418648
Sounds like a scam for tourists

>> No.19422657

>>19422579
>You will never get a tug & hug with a side of belly kissing in the Bod'egg'a
It's not fair.

>> No.19422735

>>19420978
There's nothing "appalling" about this, it's just stupid.

>> No.19422749

>>19422735
Appallingly stupid.

>> No.19422753

>>19419057
cheese pull is the biggest fucking meme and I HATE IT

>> No.19422818

>>19419055
It looks like korean "trad western" style content farm shit

>> No.19422826

>>19420474
Who hurt you faggot?

>> No.19423210

Yeah, to my yellow fever bros here. The girls look cute, act cute, hell they even are cute. But the stuff they eat metabolizes into some warcrime tier fumes. I'm talking, 15 year old dog with a C. diff infection bad. I'm talking death itself took a shit and deaths shit shat itself and died bad.

I mean we a;l get some body odor or morning breath every now and then but god damn fucking WOOF you could splice Hitlers and Stalins DNA and sprinkle in some meth and they would smell that shit and be like "Genau comrade that is just too fucked up"

>> No.19423231

>>19420015
women have gone too far

>> No.19423252

>>19418779
>>19418757
what dont you get? have you guys neve rseen those makeup reveal vids the chinks make? theres a reason this bitch got a filter on and trust me, its for OUR benefit

>> No.19423503

>>19418662
Thats a weeks worth of butter on just one burger

>> No.19423530

>>19418648
I actually put pennies in my stews because I like the metallic flavor it adds.
You just have to make sure to strain them out but it gives such a unique taste

>> No.19423531

>>19421098
Bleurgh. At least take the neck off

>> No.19423637
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Anyone have the gif (old) of the cheese block being melted by the heat lamp and then scooped off?

>>19419747
EGGMAN EGGMAN OH HOW I LOVE THE EGGMAN

>> No.19423685

while we’re requesting things, has anyone got the webm where the food (I think it’s a wrap or something) is continually made, blended, made again, blended, each time with :) :) :)’s all over.

Cannot find it for the life of me

>> No.19424020

>>19421074
Transburger

>> No.19424052

>>19423530
Please tell me you're joking.

>> No.19424163

Anyone got the reversed webm of saltbae pulling bones out of meat while the customer jizzes his pants?

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>> No.19424389

>>19419747
ive seen this guy for years now and im not sure i ever saw the explanation of how he does get out

>> No.19424416

>>19424307
Is this the next level down the Chippy Butty rabbit hole?

>> No.19424418

>>19418649
>pour chili on rocks
>SERIOUSLY, IT TASTES JUST SPICY AND HOT
this is some big brain thinking

>> No.19424521

>>19418648
>>19418649
>>19418652

I can't believe that asian people would cook rocks and then sell them.

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>>19418648
ITS CRAZY HOW MUCH CNN DOESNT EVEN TRY.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/MrN7l1mOQRZw/

>> No.19424601

>>19418652
holy fuck I'm gonna save this webm and jerk off to it every night

>> No.19424621

>>19424318
what's up with cooks in India being skinny as fuck despite being surrounded by food
>>19424309
I love this webm. it gives me vicarious joy beyond just being some dudes eating food on a sub

>> No.19424728

>>19418662
looks good but the egg for no reason is just stupid, doesnt taste good and makes it so messy to eat

>> No.19424748

>>19424389
he has to sell enough eggs before he can

>> No.19424753

>>19422624
maybe some kind of hand job but the positioning for that doesn't make sense either, only thing that makes sense is she's fingering his butt

>> No.19424765

>>19419057
Funny if this was served in someones home the obsession brigade would be bitching about americans but they leave the business alone

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>>19421005

>> No.19424832

>>19421068
dude is way too giddy about polenta

>> No.19424866

>>19422611
nice jelly donuts anon

>> No.19424908

>>19421098
i guarantee he didnt eat this
when you put veggies and stuffing inside a turkey and cook it there's danger of salmonella because it may not get hot enough
with a bird this huge there's no way in hell those bell peppers are even cooked let alone free of salmonella
>>19420015
shitty "recipe" so she wags her tits around in the thumbnail
>>19419800
i dont know how anyone can look at this and not feel depressed

>> No.19425266

>>19424588
Here's your (You) schizo

>> No.19425676

>>19423530
>>19424052
cum tastes like nickels

>> No.19425684

>>19424621
>what's up with cooks in India being skinny as fuck despite being surrounded by food
the food is 90% human feces

>> No.19425687

>>19424753
>maybe some kind of hand job but the positioning for that doesn't make sense either, only thing that makes sense is she's fingering his butt
wouldn't that be unsanitary before handling eggs?

>> No.19425688

>>19424765
a man's gotta earn a coin, is a doggy dog world out there

>> No.19425779

>>19421643
That's trans Jerry Seinfeild you are talking about show some god damn respect

>> No.19425787

>>19418662
Make the patty half the thickness and add beetroot and pineapple. Then you've got a proper burger

>> No.19425788

>>19418757
This is a very misleading video, she shows a plate of live centipedes to try to imply she's going to eat one but then the one she eats is already dead and on a stick, probably is cooked

>> No.19425794

>>19425788
i like the video where she puts the centipedes in holy water and they start to fizzle, but i couldn't find it

>> No.19425852

>>19419040
>Shitton of garlic
>Cooking acidic foods like tomatoes in cast iron
>Random ass leaves in the dough
>Disproportionate amount of sauce to pasta
>Sauce becomes orange for no fucking reason

>> No.19425974

>>19422283
Those aren't mutually exclusive concepts at all.

>> No.19425978

>>19422645
Baste some boiling hot butter from a pan onto the back of your hand and tell me it does nothing.

>> No.19425983

>>19422645
retard lmao

>> No.19425985

>>19424333
Who is this guy and why does he look so proud that it took three cuts to show him failing to use chopsticks for a single bite?

>> No.19426078

>>19424309
remember what they took from us

>> No.19426084

>>19421643
>38
>not married
>no kids
>make youtube shorts
Her eggs are drier than the Atacama

>> No.19426157

>>19422179
Accurate until respecting China, also not enough Israeli dick riding

>> No.19426198

>>19426078
these are sailors eating on a nuclear submarine and they still have good food in subs because it's literally the only thing they can do to boost morale and make people not go insane

>> No.19426231

>>19426198
don't they have Internet on the sub?

>> No.19426244

>>19424309
>chonky bearded dude
Was that a young Aaron from Sub Brief?

>> No.19426268

>>19419057
looks like a fucking placenta

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>> No.19426301

>>19426280
I'd really like tubang her

>> No.19426308

>>19419339
ruined

>> No.19426310

>>19426231
nope, not usually

>> No.19426313

>>19418648
I know there is an italian recipe who use sea rocks but just to give the taste of the sea but then remove it. Why the fuck you eat rocks?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yo79C25ypOM

>> No.19426322

>>19419048
Cause the trad wife thing is largely a lifestyle fettish, like live in BDSM

>> No.19426329

>>19419097
That looks good actually

>> No.19426336

>>19419661
Anon look at the context here, they're in a farmers feild, these are feild workers and the slop is whatever the owner thinks will get them though the day

>> No.19426344

>>19422578
Making bread is an intimate experience

>> No.19426349

>>19424298
>vegetarian parmesan
as opposed to?

>> No.19426354

>>19421251
Good taste Anglo cuck

>> No.19426368

>>19426313
They aren't eating the rocks.

>> No.19426379

>>19426313
It's a starvation meal turned into a gimic meal.

>> No.19426396

>>19426349
regular parmesan contains rennet extracted from the stomachs of slaughtered livestock, as do most other cheeses.

>> No.19426405

>>19426396
makes sense, didn't think of that.

>> No.19426406

>>19419186
So they're covered in feces and cum?

>> No.19426412

>>19426406
Oh and all of the plastic and toxic waste invariably dumped into the water upstream

>> No.19426770

>>19422579
this cooks the egg

>> No.19427202

>>19425852
Tomato sauces become orange when you blend them, due to air getting incorporated.

>> No.19427405

>>19418757
>what is wrong with the lower half of her face? paralyzed by centipede venom?
There's a fad going on where Asian bitches apply a digital filter to their faces to make them look like anime characters

>> No.19427461

>>19422283
You're retarded

>> No.19427471

>>19418648
Why

>> No.19427489

>>19421224
Lmao

>> No.19427494

>>19420015
Why bother making a recipe video if the secret is just regular food dye.
My dad's cousin made completely black bread once but that was due to squid ink, which I find more interesting

>> No.19427505

>>19426198
The cafeteria looks way too big to be on a sub. On a boat is more likely.

>> No.19427507

>>19419800
wowburger

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>> No.19427512

>>19427508
how does the egg lady leave the egg hut?

>> No.19427525

>>19427512
By jumping into oncoming traffic

>> No.19427526

>>19427512
She doesn't, she has to stay there all night laying more eggs for tomorrow.

>> No.19427552

>>19421068
These faggots are the worst part of the video

>> No.19427555

>>19425852
cream

>> No.19427568

>>19424298
>Two shots of butter

>> No.19427578
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19427578

>>19427568
Problem?

>> No.19427621

>>19424794
I was thinking the same thing

>> No.19427986

>>19426280
wtf is this account?
seems like some sort of jungle asian living in japan making tiktoks of her kids and focusing on her daughters looks?
honestly kinda weird to pseudo prostitute your own daughter on tiktok

>> No.19428007

>>19419040
I know there's probably some post effect that zests up the color tone/contrast, but I'm mad jelly of those eggs.

>> No.19428016

>>19426280
I want my pp inside that butt

>> No.19428064

>>19419800
I wonder what corporations want for humans.

>> No.19428074

>>19426078
Came here to post this.

>> No.19428084

>>19418648
This seems like a rather good way to choke. Traditional communist cuisine I guess.

>> No.19428094

>>19418662
I don't wanna wash 3 pans for one burger. Who does he think he is asking me to do this?

>> No.19428110

>>19422579
If you enter the egg labyrinth don't fall under the spell of the egg gorgon or you will be forced to work for eternity in the egg fort serving sandwiches to the egg golems.

>> No.19428114

>>19423530
exquisite bait, unfortunately for you it has failed to gain any traction

>> No.19428125

>>19427986
Yep I feel really sorry for the daughter with a mother like that.

>> No.19428170

>>19426280
Why are Asian kitchens always so cluttered

>> No.19428172

>>19428170
Because they have small houses

>> No.19428273

>>19422818
Those videos are made by a Muslim girl

>> No.19428278

>>19420844
Kek

>> No.19428350
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19428350

This is now a Ja/ck/ thread

>> No.19428361
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19428361

>>19428350

>> No.19428400
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19428400

>>19428361

>> No.19428405
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19428405

>>19428400

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>>19428350
>now
It's always a Ja/ck/ thread.

>> No.19428410
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19428410

>>19428408
True

>> No.19428435
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19428435

>>19428410
>>19428408

>> No.19428461

>>19426329
Thought so too, lovely anon

>> No.19428480

>>19426198
And ice cream

>> No.19428481

>>19418648
The Chinese could literally doublethink anything into food. Can't wait for the shoe leather stir fry.

>> No.19428725
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>>19424621
>what's up with cooks in India being skinny as fuck despite being surrounded by food
Because they're fucking working all day, dude. You think they're standing there absorbing calories via osmosis?

>> No.19429083

>Jack webms
I will now close your thread

>> No.19429091

>>19428408
Back when Jaques had two working arms

>> No.19429103

>>19428350
god i want her

>> No.19429201

>>19419040
>they
Are they in the room with us right now? No Orientals even think about the pale infection.

>> No.19429207

>>19419057
Looks delicious. Real man food. All the whiny pussy dickless cumfart slurping bitches can't handle it.

muh too much cheese my pansy ass no lactase genetic inferiority ass cant eat it

lmao wimps

>> No.19429214

>>19429103
You want her to do what?!

>> No.19429242

>>19422624
>>19424753
its a titty fuck u virgins

>> No.19429311

>>19418648
why do that? such a weird thing to do
and coming from me that means something

>> No.19429314

>>19418662
this is a joke, right?

>> No.19429317

>>19429314
No, that's just an average american.

>> No.19429318

>>19429317
>american
anon please tell me you're joking
lmao? right?
ffs your grift/hate boner is too strong for your mind

>> No.19429367
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[ERROR]

>> No.19429397

>that fag posting the same 5 Ja/ck/ webms that always get posted
kys

>> No.19429435

>>19424908
>when you put veggies and stuffing inside a turkey and cook it there's danger of salmonella because it may not get hot enough
It should be safe to eat if he overcooked it, though the problem would then be that the meat would be dry and near tasteless.

>> No.19429447

>>19418716
why?

>> No.19429452

>>19429367
do you know that smuggling and counterfeiting are completely different things, right?

>> No.19429454
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[ERROR]

>>19429447
Neuron activation.

>> No.19429460

>>19429454
but why are asian women going all around the world to mash their faces into pastries?

>> No.19429461

>>19429452
>do you know that smuggling and counterfeiting are completely different things, right?
Except they were smuggling things in counterfeit crackers.

>> No.19429477
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[ERROR]

>>19429460
It's like asking why are women walking around with exposed feet. You already got your answer.

>> No.19429488

>>19429454
>>19429460
that's a man

>> No.19429494

>>19421058
People who have a basic understanding of food latch onto cheese because It's easy to enjoy. Their logic is, the more of it the better. It's like a toddler eating treacle out of the container, that have no understanding what makes a meal taste good, they just enjoy the sweetness.

>> No.19429499

>>19419057
I wonder how that food insider chink never gets fat. Does she puke all the food she eats?

>> No.19429532
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[ERROR]

>>19418648

>> No.19429535
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[ERROR]

>> No.19429541

>>19418648
>>19418649
>>19418652
>>19418662
>>19418716
>>19418757
>>19419040
>>19419057
>>19419128
>>19419170
>>19419339
>>19419563
>>19419747
>>19419800
>>19420015
>>19420688
>>19420707
>>19420763
>>19421005
>>19421008
>>19421068
>>19421074
>>19421098
>>19421165
>>19421415
>>19422579
>>19422611
>>19424298
>>19424309
>>19424318
>>19424333
>>19426280
I've seen all of these before.

>> No.19429542

>>19429535
what is going on in here? bachelor haute cuisine?

>> No.19429543

>>19429541
>I've seen all of these before.
i transformed the rocks video to webm, not sure if it was here before but i saw it somewhere else in the CNN

>> No.19429546

>>19429242
>its a titty fuck u virgins
she is wearing a shirt, and her hands are nowhere near the boobs, it's even more logistically impossible than the alternatives, unless asian women have prensile boobs and asian men like they cocks rubbed with the fabric of a t-shirt that's not it

>> No.19429553

>>19429541
/ck/ is like /f/
99% of the time its the same threads/posts over and over again, so there's no reason to check it more than twice a year

>> No.19429632

>>19429535
The heat from the pasta cooks the egg.

>> No.19429686

>>19429454
Me in the back, by her left.

>> No.19429688

>>19420844
>>19421454
stutthoof

>> No.19429693
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[ERROR]

>>19429686
I see, a fellow crumble enjoyer.

>> No.19429697

>>19429435
Yea he overcooked it but by sealing it in whatever that white shit was (clay?) he traps the moisture.

>> No.19429744

>>19429693
What the fuck is the point of this?

>> No.19429746

>>19428405
source

>> No.19429796

>>19420806
I bet he will still outlive the typical American

>> No.19429798

>>19429744
Fetish/clout

>> No.19429849

>>19429535
mmmh microplastics

>> No.19429868

>>19425985
He's a Swedish meme chef and alleged pedophile. He has a Youtube channel where he cooks shit-tier food and tries to shill all kinds of products and he gets very angry when people call him out on his inability to cook or his shilling of overpriced garbage.

>> No.19429876

>>19429868
Thanks for the context, I was under the impression people actually liked him so that's reassuring.

>> No.19429882
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[ERROR]

>>19429746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.19430004

>>19421098
I want to punch this guy for the amount of disrespect for the ostrich

>> No.19430068

>>19427505
I don't think you understand how big submarines are
https://youtu.be/7SzQK1fHyAA?t=962

>> No.19430082

>>19420015
I feel like this webm makes perfect sense to women but none to men

>> No.19430087

>>19429435
>he doesn't know how to keep chicken moist
Everyone laugh

>> No.19430148

>>19420844
Birkencow

>> No.19430616
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[ERROR]

>>19421058

>> No.19430635

>>19429693
He converted into the Cakesniffing Crusade.

>> No.19430652

>>19421251
Poor person desire to add things to things

>> No.19430656

>>19429849
I'm pretty sure that's a glass container anon

>> No.19430678
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[ERROR]

'za's done /ck/, can you get it for me?

>> No.19430692

>>19430616
>mozzarella
>vegetable

>> No.19430701
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[ERROR]

>>19421088

>> No.19430703

>>19419097
Could a zoomie manage to core out the bread without a trip to the ER?

>> No.19430710

>>19420707
Who decided that touching your food to somebody else's was a thing? I refuse to even clink glasses, but this is another level of retardation.

>> No.19430712

>>19421074
That bun looks like it tastes like playdough.

>> No.19430714
File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, 1674934122818997 Jack egg punch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.19430722

>>19427986
Is this your first time on TikTok?

>> No.19430727

>>19429693
Dude looks like Osama Bin Laden.

>> No.19430752

>>19426405
Also, USA doesn't distinguish between fake parmesan and real.
Only Parmegiano Regiano D.O.P. or something is the real stuff in freedomland, which explicitely needs to be made with rennet. Parmesan is a a cheaper imitation product (not dissing quality, just stating the facts) because it can be produced locally and even follow the exact procedure of real parmesan. EU parmesan still counts as the real stuff because it falls under the D.O.P protection thingy, so vegetarian parmesan doesn't exist here. Unless it's made in that italian region, it's not allowed to be called parmesan.

>> No.19430791

>>19430752
Food autism is real.

>> No.19430798

>>19430752
Designated origin is a fucking joke

It's the only way europe can compete because the quality of the product cannot stand on it's own and everyone knows it

>> No.19430859

>>19430798
I had some aged ham in portugal that was every bit as good as Iberico, at half the price. They just can't sell a lot of it because the EU tells them to fuck off.

>> No.19430883

>>19418716
>>19429454
>>19429693
Due to /ck/ moderation:
Imagine I said something super offensive about this woman's ethnic origins.and appearance.

>> No.19430898

>>19427986
A lot of SEA (mainly Filipinos) like to larp as Japanese or claim part Japanese ancestry.
It's not just that account the mom does this across a few sites and platforms.

>> No.19430907

>>19429535
Didn't make it past 2 seconds

>> No.19430986

>>19427508
So what exactly is that batter?? Is it just pancake batter?? It seems like Asian people are using pancake batter in all street food.

>> No.19431141

>>19420126
Chicken's dry from sitting out too long and herbs de province already has rosemary.

>> No.19431228

>>19430656
nah it's definitely plastic. you can see the rim flex when it gets picked up and moved around

>> No.19431242

>>19429367
this whole IOT business it getting out of control

>> No.19431257

>>19430692
It has fiber doesn't it?
No added sugar, it's natural
Probably the least processed cheese, you can make it at home without having to ferment it
You can get it without added salt too
Basically a vegetable
More natural than stir fried veggies or eggplant lasagna

>> No.19431259

>>19429535
>three shakes of slat

>> No.19431368

>>19419800
how can I unsubscribe from your blog

>> No.19431370

>>19430798
>>19430791
Fact is that people want Parmegiano, not your knockoff shit. You're just mad you aren't allowed to pirate the name. Build your own brand. Also if it was that good, all cooks would recommend using your '''cheese''', they don't though :^)

>> No.19431395

>>19431370
Your brand is the equivalent of Disney reanimating the corpses of IP they haven't used in 100 years, just so they can keep anybody from using it.

>> No.19431412

>>19424908
That is not commercial American poultry, anon. It likely has no salmonella. What is that, an emu? I've had ostrich steak served mid-rare. It's like how duck can be cooked medium with no problem. The French have their blue footed poulet de bresse, which notably have no salmonella, and the Japanese have salmonella free chickens, too, hence chicken sashimi being a thing.
Bird meat != salmonella every time. The salmonella is a result of how we farm chickens. Hell, I have chickens on my own farm that are salmonella free.

>> No.19431422

>>19419048
Because you are so thirsty and deprived that the mere mention of a woman makes your heart race.

>> No.19431476
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[ERROR]

>> No.19431548

>>19421165
>>19421612
fyi this is a remake of a scene from the Simpsons

>> No.19431567

>>19424307
I used to squish up pieces of bread into tiny dough balls when I was younger.

>> No.19431573

>>19424309
Being in the navy sounds pretty neat. Outside of all the rape.

>> No.19431578

>>19424318
How often do you think one of his beard hairs fell into the food?

>> No.19431583

>>19428361
Is one of his arms still useless after his most recent stroke?

>> No.19431594

>>19430678
Fucking zoomers

>> No.19431612

>>19422283
>makes a snarky reply to a post he misread
Sorry, you're the only retard in this exchange

>> No.19431784

>>19431573
It's consensual there

>> No.19431829

>>19431476
Why do I get the feeling that all that shit is either dry as fuck or has no flavour whatsoever?

>> No.19431890

>>19431829
Probably because you never had good barbecue

>> No.19432633
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[ERROR]

Once again this is a Ja/ck/ thread

>> No.19432774

>>19431476
>knife tap

>> No.19432887

>>19420015
Nice tits. What's her name?

>> No.19433142

>>19430701
I've been watching bovine abscess draining videos all day and this picture makes me want to vomit.

>> No.19433468

>>19422283
>Thinks the Jews worship our God
You actual retard...

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[ERROR]

>>19422579
I insult Jews and get posts deleted, this king posts porn on a blue board, no problem.

Jannies are kike fags, no doubt. And they do it for FREE.

>> No.19433563

>>19433470
Rent free.

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[ERROR]

>>19429454

>> No.19433657

Toost