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19399672

PIZZA THREAD Anonymous Mon Jun 19 20:55:24 2023 No.19399672 [Reply] [Original]

One Bite Everybody knows the rules.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 21:04:39 2023 No.19399698 >selling one slice of frozen pizza lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 21:06:09 2023 No.19399701 >>19399672 That shit tastes like a worse version of Newman's own for twice the price.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 21:15:47 2023 No.19399728 What are the rules

>>	G8rH8r Mon Jun 19 21:16:07 2023 No.19399730 >>19399672 I appreciate his pizza reviews so I tried one of these when it was on clearance at Aldi’s. Straight up jewish cashgrab. they just repackaged some freschetta or some other middle of the road frozen pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 21:41:12 2023 No.19399811 File: 469 KB, 1800x1440, 1681862654379026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399672 >one bite pizza Isn't eaten in one bite What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 23:05:47 2023 No.19400110 >>19399730 >I appreciate his pizza reviews none of the rest you describe is a surprise because you are obviously clinically retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 23:11:31 2023 No.19400123 >>19399698 kek there's no way people are buying that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 23:39:58 2023 No.19400207 File: 653 KB, 756x753, 0911019275091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 23:41:56 2023 No.19400213 File: 3.51 MB, 3024x4032, 4157109195618956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400207 wrong img sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 23:42:27 2023 No.19400215 >>19399672 Why does he say "One bite everybody knows the rules." Then proceeds to eat half the pizza?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 19 23:43:28 2023 No.19400221 >>19399728 I think the rule is supposed to be that he reviews a pizza based on one bite. But he never takes just one bite before "reviewing" it. He's also addicted to cocaine so that might have something to do with how he can't just do one bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 20 00:02:51 2023 No.19400286 >>19399672 This fucking jew rapes white women

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 20 07:57:00 2023 No.19401664 >Only eat a few types of pizza >Cheese or plain >Discovered what oregano is when he's in his 30 >Still yet to recognize mozzarela even after thousands of pizza reviews Is he /ourguy/?