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for my stepdad it's the Ploughman's lunch. this is what he eats after he plows my mom. he's too lazy to prepare a proper meal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch

>> No.19399358

>>19399352
why is it for retards though

>> No.19399359

>>19399352
where's the pickle?

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>>19399352
Why is OP always such a fag?
Post a pic of your mom, ffs.
Here's mine.

>> No.19399367

>>19399361
what's it like having your face buried in her busom, what does it smell like if slightly sweaty, must be nice

>> No.19399368

>>19399361
damn, your mom's website is tight

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>>19399358
>why is it for retards though
Can't he prepare a proper meal? Like meatloaf maybe?

>> No.19399471

>>19399359
is pickle your word for relish?

>> No.19399497

>>19399352
a ploughman's is required to have baked bread, cheese, and onion before adding any ham or pickles or fruit

there is no onion so this is a glorified lunchable

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>>19399471
its more of a chutney

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>>19399359
that's the surprise

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>>19399352
Luv me ploughmans

>> No.19399785

>>19399604
looks bloody lurvly

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19400263

what is best form of onion for a cheeky ploughy's?

>> No.19400267

Nothing like a good, healthy meal after a good plowing.

>> No.19400277

>>19399352
This is what my stepdad eats after he plows me ;_;

>> No.19400302

I guess the joke is that this looks like poor people food. Because it is small and simple. But that is what lunch is supposed to be. You are meant to take in only one large meal in a day. Somewhere along the way we forgot this, started eating three fuckhuge meals every day, and this is why everyone is fat. Breakfast should be coffee and a croissant. And lunch should be this.

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19400335

For me it’s the American ploughman. Bread, boloney, potato chips. American cheese

>> No.19400345

>>19399604
Piggled shallots? Sounds interesting but overpowering

>> No.19400357

>>19400335
lunchables?

>> No.19400378

>>19399352
I call bullshit. We need pics of your mom getting plowed or it didn't happen

>> No.19400385

>>19400335
danger sly based

>> No.19400386

>>19400385
danger 5-0 is on the job

>> No.19400407

>>19400385
I remember that, there's an OTR show for danger sly. I remember the name but not the actual .mp4 that'll take some time.

>> No.19401341

For me, it's four to five slices of bread, one fifth of an onion, and half a block of mozarella cheese.