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19397439 No.19397439 [Reply] [Original]

I wish I could afford crab legs

>> No.19397462

you wouldnt pry open a giant roach and eat the jucies inside of their legs why would you eat this

>> No.19397466

>>19397462
Unironically get the fuck off /pol/ and kill yourself, retard. I just wanted to talk about crab legs.

>> No.19397470

>>19397466
what the fuck does this have to do with /pol/ ive had this opinion for years

>> No.19397474

>>19397470
You brought up the LE EAT THE BUGS shit like an absolute fucking schizo. People like you are genuinely fucking annoying.

>> No.19397477

>>19397439
That whole dish in your pic is about $20. Or the same as two large Big Mac combo meals. Stop shopping at Whole Foods. All that crab comes off the same boats.

>> No.19397479

>>19397474
ur the one schizo raging about /pol/ users that dont exist. all i said was that crabs and lobsters are disgusting and are the equivalent of eating an insect.

>> No.19397483

>>19397439
You wouldn't be able to open them anyway with your limp ass wrist so don't worry about it

>> No.19397484

>>19397439
nobody said you could use my pic

>> No.19397489

>>19397477
20$ for one meal is still fucking insane.

>> No.19397508

>>19397489
I make exactly this meal, in exactly the quantity shown once a month. Buy the crab sale and add a bag of baby yukon golds to make syracuse potatoes as a side. I'm including the price of butter, lemons and salt. It's around $20 and feeds me and three kids.

>> No.19397520
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19397520

>phylum ARTHROPODA
You are literally eating sea insects. Why don't you eat mollusks and chordates like a normal person?

>> No.19397595

>>19397439
You can get crabs for free in the ocean you know.

>> No.19397984
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>>19397466
Jew brings up pol

>> No.19398003

>>19397489
Put aside 5 dollars a week... end of the month buy some crab legs.

>> No.19398032

They're $8/lb. That's no too bad. Actually, it's more like $12-16/lb after shelling them which still isn't too terrible, either, considering the cost of take away these days.

>> No.19398039

>>19397479
can you please take a biology 101 course and fuck off with this retarded bullshit

>> No.19398044

>>19397520
Rat and cows are mammals yet you don't eat rats???

>> No.19398059

>>19398044
>u don't eat rats???
Who says I don't?

>> No.19398081

>>19397439
If I owned a cinema, I would serve crab legs.

>> No.19398089

>>19397466
Crabs are sea bugs/spiders, you absolute fucking troon retard.

>> No.19398276
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>>19397439
You don't need to afford crab legs.

>> No.19398282

Just get on food stamps, the government will give you crabs for free ;)

>> No.19398292

>>19398089
More like scorpions, I'd say.

>> No.19398307
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>>19397439
Go to town at some chinese buffet.
Prepare to battle for the krab wregs

>> No.19398317

>>19398282
I hear that cheap hookers will give folks free crabs too, look up Henry VIII

>> No.19398319

>>19398307
I've never seen the crab scramble behaviour at buffets I've been to. I'm sure it's exaggerated.

>> No.19398327

>>19398319
Good, nobody wants to see that shit in nyc or anywhere.

>> No.19398329

>>19398319
It's really not that exaggerated, these nyc people are so fucked in their heads thinking that they're so important that they don't know that they're fucking retarded.

>> No.19398332

>>19398089
crustaceans aren’t insects, bugs have ichor, you absolute fucking retard.

>> No.19398339

>>19398332
Your mom got my proper ichor last night if you know what I mean

>> No.19398349

>>19398307
Went to a Chinese buffet years ago in a rural area, 3 people who were sitting together filled up several plates of crab legs. There were never any available at the buffet for anyone else.

>> No.19398353

>>19397462
idiot

>> No.19398354

>>19397466
He's right, just leave the ocean alone, we weren't meant to eat anything in it

>> No.19398355

>>19398349
I can understand that, at least it wasnt nigerians or other africans, it's like they just hit pay dirt, payday or whatever the saying is. Pouring stuff in their handbags and backpacks, creepy motherfuckers.

>> No.19398358

>>19397439
Dine and dash at your local Red Lobster. I am sure they are used to it given their usual clientele

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>>19397520
>you are LITERALY

>> No.19398363

>>19397462
>LE HECKIN SEA BUGS
kys

>> No.19398369

>>19398362
piss off frog poster, why are your posts always the same, always

>> No.19398372

>>19398369
>why are your posts always the same, always
Way to call the kettle, faggot.

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>>19398362
What are you going to catch in there, some stray cats? What are you going to with them, hang them up to scare little girls?

>> No.19398404

>>19398327
Only buffets I'd been to in NY were by-weight places.

>>19398329
No? I've been to buffets in deepest darkest Africa (IE Philadelphia) and haven't seen it.
All I've seeen is people getting their crab legs in a fairly orderly fashion.
Not like those bugpeople losing their collective shit at some Vancouver supermarket because the corn was cheap. Can't find the gif, but I'm sure one of you know what I'm talking about. Looked like something out of the Taiwanese legislature.

>> No.19398485

>>19398282
Your mom gave me crabs for free

>> No.19398495

>>19398404
That Taiwanese legislature is insane, they really go after eachother. I've seen that stuff on cspan.

>> No.19398516

>>19398404
Singapore too, those parties really hate each other and go violent even in their congress or whatever they call it.

>> No.19398587

>>19398495
Right?

>>19398516
Yeah?
I lived in SG as a kid but idk enough about its politics to have known that. A bit surprising, really.

>> No.19399114

>>19398404
I've seen the crab fights at chinese buffets so much that it was an expected part of the entertainment. It was so common at one point that almost every buffet either stopped serving crab legs at all or you had to ask for single person servings from the waiter. We're talking five or six 400lbs+ sheboons circling the empty steam table, plates in hand, and nearly trampling the poor little asian lady when she brought out the fresh tray of legs. They would yelp and yowl and push each other back and forth, extra long neon painted fingernails scratching, weaves flying around in the air. Only one or two would actually get any legs with dozens of clusters piled high on their plates as the rest waited for the next tray to come out. I would just lay a nice tip on the table and ask our waitress to hold a few clusters back for our table and she would always gladly bring them to us.

>> No.19399142
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>>19397439
bbs friend here friend. I highly suggest Red Lobster you can’t go wrong

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>>19399142
>stacked food
Even for Red Lobster, this is bad. Meal and deal killer right there. A fatal mistake. Serve me that and it's all in the trash.

>> No.19399217

>>19399204
You one of those autists who can’t have their food touching or they go into a full blown tard rage?

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>>19399217
No. Just stacking was and is an a really annoying trend. I won't stand for it anymore.

>> No.19399298

>>19399240
What about bottoming/topping?

>> No.19399300

>>19397520
>chordates
Enjoy your dog meat

>> No.19399324

>>19399240
They're on a skewer, anon
That's how they cook them
I once spent half a shift just jabbing raw skrimps onto skewers for prep

>> No.19399329

>>19397474
Anon, you started a thread about eating arachnids. What did you expect?

>> No.19399441

>>19399329
Are decapods arachnids?

>> No.19399470

>>19397439
>I wish I could afford crab legs
I can afford the legs, but not the surgery to attach them to my body.
*sigh*

>> No.19399474

>>19397520
>chordates
mmmm lanclet a la mode

>> No.19399484

>>19397520
>You are literally eating sea insects.
You don't understand what either "literally" or "insects" mean.
Go talk to your handler before you post again.

>> No.19399639

>>19397439
In my state a crabbing license is like 10 dollars, and a basic crab net is about the same. Piers are all free to access. Although if you don't live on the coast, this probably doesn't help. I have more crab meat than I know what to do with

>> No.19400222

>>19399142
God damn I want scallops now

>> No.19400227

>>19399470
Anybody have that pic of the guy cooking shrimp alfredo using crab legs? Like, pretending he's a crab "cooking other sea creatures?"

>> No.19400248

>>19400222
> I want scallops
Stacked on a bed of rice? You sick fuck.

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>>19400227

>> No.19400589

>>19397439
why would you have to afford them? fill up your cart and take it out to your car.

>> No.19400694

>>19399142
I would go for only 1 shrimp dish, likely the ones in garlic butter. I'd get only 2 scallops. With that saved meat, I'd get another lobster tail instead. Actually, I would get like 3 more lobster tails. Then, the correct answer for side is mashed potato. Also spare me the rice, I'll just have another lobster tail.