/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19395915]

You are preparing your weekly sloppa, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.19395918]

>>19395915
>unseasoned rice
at least put some black pepper into it

[Anonymous No.19395929]

no need, i work at a restaurant. make all my food there and have leftovers for my one day off a week.

[Anonymous No.19395932]

>>19395918
The sauce from the dish seasons the rice

[Anonymous No.19395938]

>>19395915
Yes, big pot of instant pot "bolognese", which will doubtless piss off some fags.

[Anonymous No.19395940]

>>19395932
>>19395915
the heat from the freezer seasons the rice

[Anonymous No.19395941]

>>19395915
>chicken not browned
>mushy vegetables
>long grain rice
At least you admitted it was slop that's the first step to improving

[Anonymous No.19395967]

>>19395915
Season your rices, bitch.

[Anonymous No.19395993]

>>19395967
Now THAT is what I call SLOPPA

[Anonymous No.19396006]

>>19395915
>eating leftovers the whole week
christ, wagecucks are embarrassing. No self-respect

[Anonymous No.19396020]

>>19395967
Hell yeah, looks just like it will coming out. Good sloppa.
I might make some chicken curry with a bunch of veggies and potatoes in it. Which looks exactly like the picture. Looks like chunky diarrhea slop but its delish

[Anonymous No.19396063]

>>19395915
That's not sloppa, that's pretty healthy. Homemade calzones, now that's sloppa.
>>19395918
>wypipo dontz seasun dey white rice
Like OP said, the filler is already flavoured. I understand, you're non-White.

[Anonymous No.19396086]

>>19396006
seriously there would be nothing that would make me want to kill myself more than eating five day old food out of a gangbanged microwave in my wagecube, not daring to even leave to eat so i can make sure mr. shekelstein makes more money

[Anonymous No.19396099]

>>19395915
Grilled some pork chops, made a mushroom gravy, will make fresh rice day of. 5 meals worth of food prepped

[Anonymous No.19396110]

>>19396099
Damn what a life. You have to make food days in advance because you are not given enough time to eat like a normal person. And not only that it's really shitty most of the time and you have to eat it like for the whole week. I'd kms immediately

[Anonymous No.19396131]

>>19396099
whatever that is on the left looks like what baby birds have to eat when their mom regurgitates it

[Anonymous No.19396137]

>>19396110
>enough time to eat
I mean there's plenty of time to eat, just not enough time to cook. Go to the grocery store, cook, and cleanup takes a lot of time. It's also significantly easier to find recipes for a single male with no friends, family, girlfriend, or wife. You can make a regular recipe that feeds 4-6, and not have to mess with it and modify it so it just feeds one.

[Anonymous No.19396139]

>>19396110
You're free to kys anyway friendo.
>>19396131
Yeah

[Anonymous No.19396153]

>>19396137
>single male with no friends, family, girlfriend, or wife
Honestly if this were my life I think eating the same shit every day out of a slop bucket would be the tipping point to killing myself.

[Anonymous No.19396163]

>>19395915
Meal prep is the biggest modern food meme. Why would you willingly eat 4-5 day old microwaved leftovers? Why would you do this to yourself?

Either eat enough in the morning/evening to not have to subject yourself to this or just eat an energy bar or something. Or have the decency to make yourself something every morning that's at least only a few hours old instead of 70 hours old.

I weep for you OP. I don't know why you fell for the meme, but imagining you eat that sloppa with an extra 5 days of aging tacked on to it while huddled over your little lunchbox makes me weep. Don't do this to yourself. This is the food and cooking board, /x/ is the other way.

[Anonymous No.19396177]

>>19396137
>single male with no friends, family, girlfriend, or wife
I'm OP, this is my situation as well. Also makes it easy to calculate portions/calories, lost about 35 pounds so far this way

[Anonymous No.19396182]

>>19396163
I eat these for dinner. Lunch is usually some yogurt with fruit and nuts or a sandwich. I work from home, it's just much quicker and more convenient to cook as a single person this way

[Anonymous No.19396183]

>>19396177
Nice bro, keep it going

[Anonymous No.19396219]

>>19395915
No because I make fresh food like a sophisticated person not a goddamn landscaper

[Anonymous No.19396226]

>>19396153
It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.19396272]

>>19396182
good lord this is even more depressing

[Anonymous No.19396315]

I may have made just a little bit too much pasta for this meal. Tomorrow I'll probably cut it down to 2oz instead of 3oz.

[Anonymous No.19396354]

>>19396315
thats a good lookin cole slaw young man
did you make that yourself

[Anonymous No.19396375]

>>19396153
>>19396177
Yeah its not so bad. Im divorced and I can eat and do what I want. Fellow over the sink eaters unite!

[Anonymous No.19396382]

>>19396375
>Fellow over the sink eaters unite!
do you think theres any overlap between sink eaters and sink pissers?

[Anonymous No.19396391]

>>19396354
It's a package of pre-shredded that I put some olive oil and vinegar dressing on, not a fan of sugar-mayo slaw.

[Anonymous No.19396422]

By the end of the week, you are basically eating spoiled food.

[Anonymous No.19396433]

>>19396422
Most countries have refrigeration now. I’m sure you’ll get it some day

[Anonymous No.19396439]

>>19396433
Cooked food keeps in a fridge for three days tops. If you cooked chicken, you will notice a slimy biofilm forming on it by day four

[Anonymous No.19396450]

>>19396439
i can see your fucking idols "we put our refridgerator on low setting to save 2 dollars a year" and then your food spoils like 9 minutes into refridgerating it
faggot i'm still eating a two year old cow

[Anonymous No.19396566]

>>19396182
I can't believe you've fallen this far. How does anyone live this way? Making good food is one of the few great pleasures in the world, and you're intentionally eating like a homeless man.

I could settle for you pre-roasting the chicken in the oven so it doesn't go bad, but why intentionally eat sloppa vegetables? Why eat refrigerated, old rice? I can feel your depression from here. If you want to get out of your rut, you can't eat this way. Learn to love flavors again. You might think this is responsible, but this is sadness given form.

It takes 30 minutes a day to cook a nice meal, and even less if you have the chicken prepped ahead of time. Experiment. Live a little. Don't eat sloppa daily like this, especially if you work from home and don't have to. You could be slow cooking something all day! You should be eating like a king.

[Anonymous No.19396568]

>>19396382
Im sink pissers can also be sink eaters and vice versa. I however have no need to piss in my sink as my bathroom is 10 feet away and or I could just go piss in my backyard. I have eaten whilst pissing in my toilet however.

[Anonymous No.19396572]

>>19396568
I think*

[Anonymous No.19396754]

>>19395915
you can't eat that for a week, you'll become ill
unless you mean a five day work week

[Anonymous No.19396805]

Damn, that looks like absolute shit. And that’s the “fresh”, non-reheated version? Lol. Meal preppers are disgusting. Reminds me of the homemade dog food my ex used to make, and the dog was always sick.

[Anonymous No.19396864]

No, tomorrow's a federal holiday and we all have it off. Don't you?

[Anonymous No.19397172]

>>19396566
This is all true, but the decision fatigue of coming up with new things every day is too much. I also have a stack of identical t shirts and jeans that I wear every day. Just easier.

[Anonymous No.19397738]

>>19395915
I have removed rice from meal prepping entirely, because when you refrigerate rice, it begins to ferment, and causes me and everyone else to get massively bloated. The only think non-fresh rice is good for, is for making fried rice.

[Anonymous No.19397754]

>>19397172
Why not just bring some french bread and ham, a piece of fruit, maybe a cookie and a beverage

[Anonymous No.19397839]

>>19396375
i'm single too and i eat over my computer desk around midnight but at least it's not days old with the same garbage with zero variance

>>19397172
>I also have a stack of identical t shirts and jeans that I wear every day. Just easier.
please see a therapist or at the very least steal some happy meds from the elderly

[Anonymous No.19397865]

>>19396063
Anything that looks like it's not from a Michelin star restaurant or cooked by Gordon Ramsey himself is called sloppa here

[Anonymous No.19397868]

>>19396163
It's just liberal redditor cuck shit. Real men put a female to work in making their food fresh everyday.

[Anonymous No.19397896]

>>19395967
Bleak.

[Anonymous No.19397903]

>meal prep for 2 weeks
>eat it all on the first day

[Anonymous No.19398202]

>>19395915
I only make 'base sloppa' on my weekends. Then I alternate on rice and pasta.