/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19389937]

>a Weibo user writes that to eat this for lunch is to “learn what it feels like to be dead”.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/jun/15/lunch-of-suffering-plain-white-people-food-goes-viral-in-china

[Anonymous No.19389941]

As if what the chinks eat on a regular basis is better

[Anonymous No.19389952]

I'm impressed how few people actually respect the idea of simple food cooked simply. It exists in every culture around the world but people pretend that spices or fancy preparation is what makes a culture. What's wrong with a simple peanut butter sandwich, a bowl of congee, or a salad of fresh greens?

[Anonymous No.19389953]

>>19389941
You know that video had nothing to do with china, right?

[Anonymous No.19389957]

>>19389953
I can post a million other videos of Chinese roasting dogs and putting gutter oil in food if you prefer

[Anonymous No.19389960]

>>19389941
Washing powder is just sodium carbonate, there's nothing really wrong with eating it and it's used in plenty of foods, though it seems like it would give a weird taste to ice cream.

[Anonymous No.19389961]

>>19389937
>goes-viral-in-china
so astroturfed by CCP, got it

[Anonymous No.19389963]

>>19389957
Sure, but THAT video is fake news.

[Anonymous No.19389968]

Why am I not surprised that a Chinese Weeaboo is making fun of American food.

[Anonymous No.19389971]

>>19389937
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[Anonymous No.19389974]

>>19389961
If eating roasted scorpions and gecko tails is necessary to live
I'm happy to number the dead

[Anonymous No.19389981]

I wonder if it is coincidence that this thread has arrived after a thread in /ck/ discussing the absolute shittiness of Chinese food in the USA has been around for a couple of hours.
I mean, I hope this isn't state sponsored propaganda! That would be just awful!!

[Anonymous No.19389993]

That being said, and I'm not being paid to say this, but Panda Express is okay. As far as I know, they don't use gutter oil or dog meat.

[Anonymous No.19390000]

I feel a little sorry for them honestly, it seems like they've really stunted their taste buds. Turns out if you eat fried food with loads of oils and sodium and msg for every meal you won't be able to appreciate more subtle flavors when you encounter them. It's like adults who continue to only eat the boring food they liked as a kid like pizza and fast food, essentially only ordering off of the kid's menu till the day they die.
Unfortunately it seems like their arrogance is going to make them miss out on a whole world of flavor, but hey at least they got to "own" those silly westerners for once.

[Anonymous No.19390009]

>>19390000
>but hey at least they got to "own" those silly westerners for once.
Checked.
The worst part about all of this is that Chinese restaurant syndrome isn't really Chinese. The Japanese invented and produced monosodium glutamate. Even after World War 2, the Japanese are still raping the chinks.

[Anonymous No.19390125]

>>19389993
I eat a lot of fast food, but the meat at Panda Express is disgusting. IDK why, but both the chicken and beef have a wet crunch to them.

[Anonymous No.19390149]

>>19389953
it's also completely bullshit

[Anonymous No.19390155]

>>19389937
Now compare that to plain white rice

[Anonymous No.19390219]

>>19389957
>nooo they can't eat dogerinos because they are my brothers, my loverd and fuck my wife
>>19389937
Chinese do have better and cheap food but it's unhealthy
Idk how they don't get fat, maybe it's genetics and maybe that makes them poop massive logs

[Anonymous No.19390220]

>>19389937
>Asian version: bowl of white rice with a side of more white rice
Poverty food is universal.

[Anonymous No.19390222]

>>19389981
>it couldn't possibly be an upset chink anon
>it has to be a high tier government agent

[Anonymous No.19390363]

>>19389937
Kill all journalists who scroll through Twitter feeds looking for things to write about.

[Anonymous No.19390418]

>>19390155
>>19390220
i don't think anyone eats just rice unless they're absolute poor peasants with no income. but even cooking rice involves some effort.
there's something else that's dead and soulless about putting together pieces of things that have been sliced for you by big food corporations.
poor chinese people eat rice by itself because they're broke. when they eat sandwiches it's because they're job has sucked the life out of them. it's the same in the west. compare home cooked meals to just opening packets and then assembling food.

[Anonymous No.19390421]

>>19389952
I think this is just cultural arrogance from some subgroup in China, I’m not saying everything we eat in America is top notch but I’m sure they’re making a shitty sandwich just for the satisfaction of deriding america

[Anonymous No.19390627]

>>19389937
I can't believe people here are defending a bland looking sandwich like this
When I ate something like OP I would either have to put some kind of moist vegetable, add a sauce, or increase the meat slice amount because the bread was just too much dryness
Now that I can afford to eat or cook mostly whatever I want
I haven't ate a sandwich like that since college
If Lunchables made adult sized meals I would expect to see that sandwich in there

[Anonymous No.19390650]

>>19390627
that's not a bread, so it's not a sandwich

[Anonymous No.19390677]

>>19390627
they know it's soulless. they're just mad that chinese of all people are exposing them.
it's one thing to make a salad with home-made vinaigrette. it's another for a techie to buy the same individually packed salad in a plastic box. i'm assuming the colleagues of these chinese are in tech or similar corporate environment. office bitches.
these foods are actually way overpriced for what they are.

[Anonymous No.19390712]

What is wrong with a simple lunch?
I keep asking but nobody is able to answer this question.

[Anonymous No.19390754]

>>19389937
Anglosphere lunch is bland and uninspired, water is wet, etc.

>>19389971
>Thailand, Laos and Indonesia (aka birdseye chilli and shrimp paste enjoyers) are deep blue
That rules spicyness and fermented food out, maybe?

[Anonymous No.19390813]

>>19390712
it's not just because it's "simple." this kind of food is a part of modern work culture, but i'm sure cooklets also eat this way. it's not just that it lacks in flavor, it's also that there's no effort. a lot of people eat the same bland lunch every day for years, even when there are more flavorful options that they can afford.
even in the case of using pre-sliced food stuff for a sandwich, i would at least caramelize some onions and pan-toast the bread in some butter with some mayo spread to keep it moist. maybe add some of my home-made hummus. that's also "simple" but not the same.

[Anonymous No.19390823]

>>19389953
>china
>eating cheese
Stupid mutt.

[Anonymous No.19390863]

why do white incels love to dish out racial banter but any time they get it back, they have conniption fits and start dumping their /pol/ folders and throwing out every slur under the sun?

[Anonymous No.19390867]

>>19389941
reduced iron and meat glue are common in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.19390881]

>>19389937
>deep fries a cat in oil fished out of a gutter
>”hahaha but rook at de write peepoh food”
I suppose it was only a matter of time before we started getting attempts at demoralization from China. The truth is we don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks. If they were clever they could think of something ACTUALLY insulting to white people. Strange how white people insults about other races send them into seizures, while the best they can come up with is “cracker” or “haha your food is bland.” Git good.

[Anonymous No.19390887]

>>19389952
>simple food cooked simply
there is no cooking involved

[Anonymous No.19390899]

>>19389961
Bingo!

[Anonymous No.19390945]

>>19390881
They seem genuinely confused and amused about bland food that their colleagues eat, even partaking in it as a sport, and you take that to mean they're trying to be malicious. All the while acting pissy and bitter. It actually makes you seem insecure.

[Anonymous No.19390946]

>>19390418
And I think any white people eat white people bland food unless they're absolute poor peasants with no income.

[Anonymous No.19390957]

>>19390945
>”lunch of suffering”
>(You): They’re not trying to be malicious!
Oh, but they are. It’s highly ineffective but the malice behind their pathetic attempts is plain to see. When I say “they” I’m referring to the CCP, both operating here and abroad. I’m pretty sure your average Chinese national has absolutely zero fucks to give about it. Don’t defend the CCP, anon.

[Anonymous No.19390959]

>>19389937
These are just bougie chinks that look down on other chinks for not having rich parents, regular Chinese people would have no problem eating this. Mao would personally strangle these spoiled fucks.

[Anonymous No.19390989]

>>19390863
>why do white incels love to dish out racial banter but any time they get it back, they have conniption fits and start dumping their /pol/ folders and throwing out every slur under the sun?

[Anonymous No.19391006]

>>19389937
Lmao, I am sure soviet russian media has similar stuff about starving americans, you gotta remember that in the ussr many people actually believed they had the good life and that people in capitalism were suffering much worse. I guess somethings never change for nonamericans.

[Anonymous No.19391032]

Why isn't anyone posting white women cooking webms?

[Anonymous No.19391078]

>>19390863
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[Anonymous No.19391082]

>>19389937
>wooooow white boi why you no fry that in canola oil and add msg wow really taste much betta

[Anonymous No.19391085]

>>19389937
they are right.

bread = not food

cheese = secretion of indoor animal

meat = dead thing

mayo = death extract x100

bread = not food 2x

People near the equator cook fruit instead of this death worship. Chinese know how shit the Japanese are so they have a bit of this awareness

White people need to be told scary stories about doctors to eat a single apple

[Anonymous No.19391088]

>>19390863
this is advanced manipulation of both crying victim to le epic racism in le america against le chonks while claiming we are throwing rocks in a glass house.
guess what chin chin you're the one crying racism to the authority wahhhh I bet you le report me too

[Anonymous No.19391091]

>>19391085
>people near the equator cook fruit instead of this death worship

[Anonymous No.19391092]

>>19391085
>hurrdurr I am an unhealthy idiot because I hate white people
A tale as old as time?

[Anonymous No.19391098]

>>19391091
>>19391092
Cry over a single steak on a plate

[Anonymous No.19391117]

>>19391098
Enjoy your diabetes and pancreatic cancer

[Anonymous No.19391129]

>>19391117
Shut up you fragile fuck I have neither and don't expect to get either.

[Anonymous No.19391138]

>>19391129
>calling me fragile while desperately defending your shitty diet
>>19391078
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[Anonymous No.19391143]

>>19391138
Not defending anything just pointing out that you're a flaming homosexual.

[Anonymous No.19391147]

>>19391143
Only the most degenerate homosexuals talk about "white fragility" while being seething faggots themselves

[Anonymous No.19391177]

>>19389971
>>19390754
I'm guessing it's mostly the alcohol? The arabic countries are mostly blue.

[None !j8OtIup/EI No.19391214]

>>19391177
then why is australia blue those guys love to drink

[Anonymous No.19391222]

>>19391177
>>19391214
It's likely to do with food processing standards. Arab countries may be third world shitholes, but Halal laws stop them from fucking around with food
Meanwhile China will lace food with heavy metals if it can dupe a specific test.

[Anonymous No.19391236]

buddha teaches to be satisfied with less
an apple is simple but you don't sperg out about that

[Anonymous No.19391297]

>>19391214
Only about as much as other Anglo countries, slightly less than the UK apparently. As I understand it the regular beer is pretty weak so you can drink a ton in the hot weather without getting instantly blotto.

[Anonymous No.19391361]

>>19391129
people that die in car crashes don't expect to die in a car crash that day either

[Anonymous No.19391369]

>>19389937
China has a pathetic obsession with trying to one up the US.
Fuck China. I don't care about them at all.

[Anonymous No.19391411]

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[Anonymous No.19391423]

[Anonymous No.19391427]

[Anonymous No.19391431]

[Anonymous No.19391434]

[Anonymous No.19391439]

I like to deep fry endangered animals in virgin boy's urine for my sandwiches, what fillings would /ck/ recommend?

[Anonymous No.19391467]

>>19390219
>Idk how they don't get fat
They do get fat. China has a very fast rising obesity rate. They will probably out-fat the US soon enough.

[Anonymous No.19391511]

>>19389937
nobody eats this unless they're in a refugee camp or on a charter flight

[Anonymous No.19391526]

>>19389993
Dude panda express is the epitome of everything bad when people think of americanized "chinese" food. Everything is so sickly sweet. Absolute garbage

[Anonymous No.19391557]

>>19391511
it's an improvement over luncheables which grown men still eat.

[Anonymous No.19391564]

how many times are you gonna post this

[Anonymous No.19392002]

>>19389953
Kek yes it is chang. I've seen you fags try to pass off a version saying it's american food, but it's from a video about fake food in China.

[Anonymous No.19392159]

>>19389953
Yes it did, rottenchang.
You chinks made the later version with green text.
Nice try though, fucking slope

[Anonymous No.19392184]

>>19389952
>simple food cooked simply
No such thing in America, you can't sell the idea of le humble homemade food with simple ingredients when it contains fucking plastic cheese and white bread with 50 additives in it

[Anonymous No.19392320]

>>19390867
I have eaten thousands of steaks from poorfag grocers and NEVER seen meat glue.

[Anonymous No.19392326]

>first came the black spice police
>now comes the yellow spice police
Have these people all fried their taste buds LMAO

[Anonymous No.19392337]

>>19389937
Turns out when your food is actually quality and fresh, you don't need to soak it in salt sauce and a thousand spices to make it palatable.

[Anonymous No.19392342]

>>19389952
>AMERICAN'S AREN'T EATING BUGS, SEWAGE OIL, AND TADPOLES - THEY HAVE SUCH BLAND FOOD

[Anonymous No.19392344]

>>19389993
Literally the only time I've gotten sick from fast food was from eating panda express.

[Anonymous No.19392346]

I much prefer a lunch of bugs and live bats.

[Anonymous No.19392348]

>>19391085
>People near the equator cook fruit instead of this death worship.
sounds pretty fruity and gay

[Anonymous No.19392355]

>>19392184
OI BRUV U KNO THEM YANKS EATIN PRESERVATIVES N WHATNOT??? BUNCHA LOONEYS! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT CANE YA OLD CUNT?

[Anonymous No.19392357]

>>19392346
Asian women cannot defeat tentacles. Not the tentacles, man.

[Anonymous No.19392361]

>>19390418
No one in America eats a bread sandwich unless they are so poor that they don't have anything else. Brit*in is another story. Also, cooking rice in a pot is easy and cooking it in a rice cooker is as idiot-proof as microwaving a hot pocket.

[Anonymous No.19392364]

>>19392337
Quality and fresh in America means goyslop.

[Anonymous No.19392365]

>>19391423
what in the living fuck?

[Anonymous No.19392370]

>>19391434
Kek

[Anonymous No.19392419]

>>19392365
never heard of gutter or sewer oil? They boil it to recovery the oil then skim it and sell it to street vendors or the vendor themself uses it.
https://grist.org/article/food-2010-10-25-a-close-encounter-with-chinese-sewer-oil/

[Anonymous No.19392425]

>>19392419
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.19392442]

In Australia this is what we ate for lunch in school, sometimes at university and sometimes still eat at work
It is an abomination but apparently it actually caused kids to gain weight when it was first tested so it worked out, it's just depressing now
Anyway I'm Asian and we don't eat plain white rice as our meals, in the past when people were very poor they'd eat brown rice or other kinds of grains like barley, millet and buckwheat

[Anonymous No.19392449]

>>19390754
explain your pic

[Anonymous No.19392505]

>>19389953
It was, in fact, about China.

[Anonymous No.19392529]

>>19392364
That meme refers to all the people the Chinese call "white", so they're attacking all of Europe too.

[Anonymous No.19392541]

>>19389971
Chinamen just have better medicine and diagnose cases of cancer quicker.

[Anonymous No.19392556]

>>19392541
Where's your proof?

[Anonymous No.19392566]

>>19392541
New study confirms an infectious bacterium is a major cause of stomach cancer in China

Reducing chronic infections from the bacterium Helicobacter pylori would be a key strategy for preventing stomach cancer, according to research published today in The Lancet Public Health.

Gastric (stomach) cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death globally, responsible for around 770,000 deaths in 2020, with China accounting for over half (478,000) of the global disease burden. One of the most important and preventable causes of gastric cancer is infection by the bacterium Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori), which attacks the stomach lining. Based on evidence mainly from Western populations, the World Health Organization estimated that H. pylori was responsible for 0.8 million new cases of gastric cancer globally in 2018.

[Anonymous No.19392609]

>>19392442
>only white people in most old ads

We live in an age of decline.

[Anonymous No.19392662]

>>19392361
>>19390946
no one's talking about "bread sandwich" if you're talking about just bread on in bread. if you mean regular sandwiches with sliced bread, sliced deli, and sliced cheese, people absolutely do eat them just like that. you guys are saying the equivalent of a sandwich is just plain rice as a meal which is wrong, because the economic circumstance is different.
not all bland white people food is just for poor people. these are well-to-do millenials. convenience stores or their globohomo company's cafeteria sell these. even buying the ingredients is not cheap. there are cheaper ways to make a meal, but it takes more effort. and poor people don't buy pre-sliced mushroom and eat them as is. they make the most out of them.
i'm actually surprised if it's not a thing in chinese work setting.

[Anonymous No.19392692]

well worse things have happened after going viral in china

[Anonymous No.19393432]

>>19389941
>importing food from china
You deserve the chink aids you get.

[Anonymous No.19393445]

>>19389952
It's Big Restaurant propaganda because they can't sell you a basic easy-to-make dish for fifty bucks.

[Anonymous No.19393453]

>>19389937
>hurr durr wypipo don't spice they food ching chong edition
What do chinks eat for lunch when they're at work?

[Anonymous No.19393462]

>The people that ate diseased bats that led to a worldwide epidemic criticizing anyone else

[Anonymous No.19393471]

>>19392556
China shills never have proof of claims. They just keep repeating lies until you no longer care.

[Anonymous No.19393490]

>>19389937
In all fairness to Chang I fucking hate rice and would probably want to die if it was part of every meal I ate, so maybe that’s how they feel about sandwiches. That being said lunch meat is usually pretty heavily spiced, my only criticism of that sandwich is that there isn’t more ham and cheese, and it probably doesn’t have any Mayo or mustard

[Anonymous No.19393497]

What's the matter Deng? Not enough roasted cat in it for you?

[Anonymous No.19393536]

>>19392346
retarded bitch

[Anonymous No.19393871]

>>19389937
>to eat this for lunch is to “learn what it feels like to be dead”
Chinese people when they have to eat eggs that haven't been boiled in the piss of young boys.

[Anonymous No.19393894]

>>19390881
neither blacks nor asians invented "cracker", it's derived from a celtic word craic, meaning loud speaker or braggart, anglos where calling the ancestors of southerners it before colonisation.

[Anonymous No.19393912]

>>19390945
a fucking leaf

[Anonymous No.19393915]

Oh sorry chang, let me just *adds 50 dried chili's to every dish and 50 garlic cloves because his country is obsessed with bountiful wealth and everything has to symbolise lucky fortune supreme excellence of success* prepare you some Forrest toad leg and insect pupae stew.

Oh, and for dessert? You can have a dry, solid block of bean paste wrapped in cold pastry.

Vegetables? What the fuck are those?

[Anonymous No.19393981]

>oh no not le hecking cheese and ham sandwich
>I'd much rather eat ze bugs whilst my totalitarian government kidnaps my relatives and locks me in my house at gunpoint for nine months to stop me getting a cold.

[Anonymous No.19394008]

>>19393915
>Vegetables? What the fuck are those?
you're just making things up now.
i was expecting japan or vietnam to be first in vegetable consumption, but most results rank china first.

[Anonymous No.19394917]

>>19389941
Funny how you added that caption to a Facebook tier "Blossom" video that got debunked years ago.
https://youtu.be/vSBSzWmjXO0
Go back to pol

[Anonymous No.19394937]

>>19389937
this is white genocide, please remove this post. why is this legal?

[Anonymous No.19394949]

The ck janny is 100% an indian currycel I don't know how this thread isn't carpet banned but I get banned for calling the jeet slaves at tim hortons shitskins.

[Anonymous No.19394972]

>>19394008
Not out of choice but necessity, they're so poor they can't afford animals

[Anonymous No.19394988]

>>19390989
its true tho white people are the first ones to lose their fucking minds with this shit

[Anonymous No.19394994]

[Anonymous No.19394999]

>>19389937
>Weibo
calls white people food bland.
eats plain rice.

[Anonymous No.19395018]

>>19394999
this exemplifies everything wrong with the american palette and why you're obese/diabetic.

[Anonymous No.19395019]

>>19394949
jeet slaves at tim hortons ARE shitskins

[Anonymous No.19395028]

>>19391417
>Eat the crawfish
I will not eat the water bugs

[Anonymous No.19395045]

>>19395028
those are cockroaches anon land bugs

[Anonymous No.19395054]

>>19390863
>why do people prefer insulting over getting insulted
kek it's a mystery

[Anonymous No.19395056]

>>19395018
enjoy your rickets

[Anonymous No.19395059]

>>19390222
Things don't go viral in China without the consent or encouragement of the CCP.

[Anonymous No.19395066]

>>19395056
Don't know what rickets is without googling it, I do know what being a lardass is though. Enjoy your third world lifespan

[Anonymous No.19395102]

>>19389971
the real answer is barbecued meat

chinese eat a lot of cheap low-quality barbecued meat, barbecued (obviously) not only on charcoal but in the presence of polluted air

constantly ingesting this carcinogenic meat is why so many chinese people get stomach and intestinal cancer