Oysters

[Anonymous No.19385874]

Anyone who likes these is lying to themselves.
They taste gross, they smell gross, they have a gross texture, and the way they are supposed to be eaten is gross.
When I have an oyster it feels like I'm eating something that I'm not supposed to, like a random ball of sludge that I found the ground.

[Anonymous No.19386158]

>>19385874
I don't actively hate them. But if I have a choice I'll always take clams or scallops over oysters.

[Anonymous No.19386181]

>>19385874
>They taste gross, they smell gross, they have a gross texture, and the way they are supposed to be eaten is gross.
That's why you don't eat them raw like most people do. They're 200% better when cooked. Either baked in the oven or fried.

[Anonymous No.19386214]

>>19385874
Raw oysters are meant to be eaten on a saltine with a dash of hot sauce, or maybe a little horseradish. Of course they’re not good plain. Fried and Rockefeller are also amazing

[Anonymous No.19386315]

Raw oysters are merely vessels for lemon juice, Tabasco, and mignonette. Get them small and not briney. Save the large salty boys for the barbie

[Anonymous No.19386318]

>>19386315
>Raw oysters are merely vessels for lemon juice, Tabasco, and mignonette
Nah, that's bread that is a vessel for those things

[Anonymous No.19386329]

>>19386318
It's harder to spend over $200 on one meal if I use bread

[Anonymous No.19387010]

>>19385874
I like them when paired with cocaine and champagne

[Anonymous No.19387020]

>don't like raw oysters
>never ate pussy

[Anonymous No.19387025]

>>19385874
I don't mind them raw (as long as they're fresher than tween bussy) but they're fucking amazing in chowda. Oyster chowder (oyster stew for the purists) can shit on even ipswich clam chowda if done right.

Long love oysters I says

[Anonymous No.19387037]

burgers trash any non burger food.

oysters are a subtle and fresh taste thats amazing if your palette isnt addicted to sugary fatty corn syrup slop

[Anonymous No.19387044]

>>19385874
I miss oysters. They’re too expensive now. One of our country’s main sources for oysters is in Florida and they’ve shut down their beds for several years and at least until 2025 after losing a lawsuit against the state of Georgia claiming their overuse of water was drying up their oyster beds. So if you’ve been wondering why oysters are so stupidly expensive now that’s a big part of why.

[Anonymous No.19387047]

>>19385874
They're a rather acquired taste.. you need to enjoy fresh sea food a lot to really like them raw.

I like to have a bunch of oysters with some sauces and have some sake with them. But I like them alone too the brine they produce in has a unique flavor.
I make a scotch bonnet pepper sauce that goes well with oysters.

[Anonymous No.19387066]

>>19385874
>he doesn't like the taste of vagina

[Anonymous No.19387068]

It's quite literally an aphrodisiac. Im pretty sure thats the only reason most people eat them.

[Anonymous No.19387073]

>>19387068
debunked and untrue. this isn't fucking china anon

[Anonymous No.19387075]

>>19387044
yeah for some reason the niggers in atlanta are using water now. maybe they wont fucking stink so much.

[Anonymous No.19387093]

>>19385874
Slurping down some briney oysters on the half shell with some malt vinegar, hot sauce or lemon juice, outside on a hot day at the beach is a great and delicious experience. It's even better when I eat my wife out after.

[Anonymous No.19387102]

>>19386181
Fully steamed is perfectly fine too. Never eat that shit raw. Kills a handful of people every year in the states

[Anonymous No.19387258]

Oyster Kilpatrick is incredible. Put diced bacon and a dash of Worcestershire Sauce in them, then grill until everything is cooked

Best way to have oysters imo

[Anonymous No.19387275]

>>19387258
man I used to demolisch those at the Sole Proprietor in Worcester MA. So fucking good. They also served up a bitchin' clams casino.

Between me and my dad we would order both, plus raw oysters, and share them. Good times.

[Anonymous No.19387282]

>the way you’re ‘supposed’ to eat them is gross
You’re supposed to in eat them in a way that is appetizing to you.

[Anonymous No.19387290]

>>19387073

>debunked

lmao and how exactly was this disproved you fucking pseud?

[Anonymous No.19387300]

>>19387290
because it was a claim that was simply never proved

[Anonymous No.19387307]

>>19387300

Found the midwit. You want a clinical trial on oyster boners conducted or something?

[Anonymous No.19387312]

>>19387307
all I'm saying is the claim is debunked by default because it's been found to have never been bunked in the first place. this is how reality works anon.

now if you did have an actually robust and repeatable clinical trial evidencing oyster boners that would be different, but no such study exists.

[Anonymous No.19387369]

>>19385874
Why don’t you try the American terrestrial version Rocky Mountain oysters.

[Anonymous No.19387377]

>>19387102
Plus the millions of undetected parasites in people

Fuck anyone who thinks ceviche is safe to eat. As if there is no llfe that can't handle some acidic acids

[Anonymous No.19387447]

>>19387369
https://youtu.be/yda4vxedV4c

[Anonymous No.19387979]

>>19385874
I love all seafood and anything with a fishy/briney taste. Scallops kinda suck though

[Anonymous No.19387986]

>>19385874
i do like them raw
gif for you nigger

[Anonymous No.19388139]

>>19385874
Either bad oysters or shit palette, I guess
I had the chance to eat fresh oysters out in Vancouver once. They were great, tender firm flesh that burst with briny and sweet juices with every bite. Not slimy in the least. Just great flavor and texture. I ate a half a dozen of the suckers without a second thought

[Anonymous No.19388164]

>>19385874
>I'm a picky eater
Okay

[Anonymous No.19388242]

>>19388164
>I'm a chucky sneeder

[Anonymous No.19388262]

>>19387979
>Scallops kinda suck though
What kind of shit are you smoking? Scallops are fucking incredible and I hope you shit yourself for having one of the most wrong opinions ever.

[Anonymous No.19388280]

>>19388242
I sure am

[Anonymous No.19388363]

>>19385874
>Be me, a bivalve mollusk
>Spend my life filtering nutrition out of rotten shit in mud, silt, and other pelagic substrates.
>I hardly survive at all because my food 95 percent sea water, dirt, and heavy minerals.
>My body is rife with carcinogens and parasitic organisms
>MFW some dumbass breaks open my shell, puts hot sauce on me and swallow me whole.

[Anonymous No.19388371]

this nigga doesnt like seafood ,what a joke
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[Anonymous No.19388391]

>>19385874
>They taste gross, they smell gross, they have a gross texture, and the way they are supposed to be eaten is gross.
We get it OP, you're a virgin. Go to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.19388733]

>>19387037
I live in Maryland and oysters are extremely popular here.

[Anonymous No.19388740]

>>19385874
They're delicious fried in batter

[Anonymous No.19388996]

>>19385874
i love them and grow them off my dock :)

[Anonymous No.19389001]

>>19388996
Those are crabs anon

[Anonymous No.19389095]

>>19389001
You can hang cages filled with oysters off your dock and have them grow. A lot of people near me do it for oyster conservation purposes, since I live by the Chesapeake Bay

[Anonymous No.19389113]

>>19389095
Oh DOCK, not COCK

[Anonymous No.19389115]

>>19385874
amerimutt detected. opinion discarded, thread saged

[Anonymous No.19389138]

>>19389115
I don't understand, oysters are popular in American coastal towns

[Anonymous No.19389150]

>>19389138
that fact that a handful of people appreciate something doesn't mean the vast majority do. most americans will not even touch something that didn't come out of a sterilized can or bag.

[Anonymous No.19390476]

>>19389150
this is complete bullshit. nice swing chang.

[Anonymous No.19390523]

>>19388996
Maybe I've just never had proper oysters. I get cravings for seafood because the smell is delicious, but it often has a nasty, bitter aftertaste.
Is this normal? :)

[Anonymous No.19390852]

>>19389150
This is a more recent trend with younger Americans, and it’s driving school cafeterias nuts trying to get them to eat normal food. They’ll eat things all nice and wrapped up or in a plastic box, but turn their nose up at seeing the food “out in the open” where it’s simply the line of food behind a shield where the lunch ladies all gloved and masked up put the items on a tray or assemble the sandwiches. The children claim, “I don’t want the air touching my food.” Part of it is because their parents serve them shit out of cans or frozen dinners or take out, but it got a lot worse after Covid. Poor kids. But this is not a typical American sentiment about food, “wanting it out of a package.” It’s generally one of the tells of an adult with Aspergers. But if the kids in school don’t grow out of this mentality, it could possibly become a part of the norm. I sure as hell hope not.

[Anonymous No.19390870]

>>19385874
They taste great and feel great going down you people are pansies

[Anonymous No.19390886]

>>19390476
i'm white and chinks belong in the gas chamber with the kikes. try harder sweetie.

[Anonymous No.19390925]

>>19390886
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