/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19380133]

Is it worth spending $30 on?

[Anonymous No.19380140]

>>19380133
Depends on who you ask.
For me, no.
Not even as an anal toy

[Anonymous No.19380144]

>>19380133
I bought one once and just left it around the office in random places until people asked me to stop.

[Anonymous No.19380147]

>>19380133
Cup the balls

[Anonymous No.19380149]

>>19380144
based and weird creep-pilled

[Anonymous No.19380156]

>>19380144
>for god sake Steve, this obligatory euphemism needs to stop

[Anonymous No.19380160]

>>19380144
I do not miss going to the office one fucking bit.

[Anonymous No.19380166]

>>19380147
He giving this worm a reach around

[Anonymous No.19380167]

I used to work for the guy who made these. He owned a shitty candy store that I'm pretty sure was a tax write off, because we didn't make any money. The main thing I remember is that he was dating someone like half his age, which I wouldn't really have a problem with except to make her happy she gave her mom a job as my manager, and that woman was clueless.
Oh, and they payed me below minimum wage. I didn't really mind at the time, because the job consisted of sitting alone in a candy store, browsing 4chan on my phone.

[Anonymous No.19380170]

Of course not. You'd literally be spending $30 to recreate the image you posted. Take 2 seconds and actually think out the scenario of what you'd do with a 3 pound gummy worm. You've had gummy candy before, right? It's sticky, and goes stale fast, and is too soft to cram. You're going to eat about 4 inches and then throw the rest out a month later when you realize you had no desire to go back and eat more after the initial "binge".

[Anonymous No.19380174]

>>19380170
that's where you're wrong kiddo

[Anonymous No.19380179]

You could buy 3lbs of haribo and melt them into any shape you want. For me it's the Gummy Bundt Cake

[Anonymous No.19380180]

>>19380170
Yeah but, you can shove up your butt. There’s one benefit to it

[Anonymous No.19380184]

>>19380179
>gummy Bundt Cake

I want to believe you actually did that.

[Anonymous No.19380186]

>>19380179
>Left a pack of menards gummy bears in my car on saturday
>On sunday I have a delicious gummy square

[Anonymous No.19380188]

>>19380174
The difference between The Simpsons and South Park is that South Park is actually closer to reality and always satirical, whereas much of The Simpsons was just funny gags that later gained cultural significance solely in virtue of...being on The Simpsons.

[Anonymous No.19380192]

>>19380180
Lurk before posting.

[Anonymous No.19380195]

>>19380188
I love how those two things relate

[Anonymous No.19380204]

>>19380188

[G8rH8r No.19380211]

>>19380133
that’s more expensive per pound than decent supermarket steaks

[Anonymous No.19380212]

>>19380133
i remember back in 2015 there was a youtube channel dedicated to underage girls, like real young, sexually eating these things and all the videos had millions of views.

i posted one of the videos on the MDE subreddit when they were not banned, and we brigaded the whole channel and had it shut down. How evil and horrible is the world now that communities that go after pedos are banned?

[Anonymous No.19380213]

>>19380204
Homie that candy is covered with e-girl farts, don’t eat that

[Anonymous No.19380218]

>>19380192
Lick my feet

[Anonymous No.19380225]

>>19380212
Thank you for your service, king.

[Anonymous No.19380257]

>/ck/ thread with 10+ replies
>it's OP samefagging his own thread

Every time.

[Anonymous No.19380469]

>>19380160
10 years... 10 years and I feel like killing myself Every. Single. Day.

[Anonymous No.19381389]

>>19380257
>11 posters

You must be new here

[Anonymous No.19381401]

>>19380133
Maybe if it's for a kid's birthday party.

[Anonymous No.19381414]

>>19380160
The last time I worked in an office, my office wife was an 8/10 chick who I'd mess around with sometimes but she was married. That's the only part I miss.

[Anonymous No.19381709]

>>19380133
I will paypal you $250 to timestamp livestream yourself swallowing the whole thing in one piece without chewing.

[Anonymous No.19381713]

>>19381709
I don't think $250 is worth his guaranteed hospital bill or possibly dying.

[Anonymous No.19382699]

>>19380257
I'm still pissed that this garbage got picked as the /ck/ banner. It seems like everyone who is good as making webms, PS, and GD in general has incredibly shit taste and zero sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.19382704]

>>19380469
I just got out of 10 years in the kitchen. You have no fucking clue how easy you have it.

[Anonymous No.19382716]

>>19381414
Did you get a divorce or switch to a non-remote role? What's going on here

[Anonymous No.19382747]

>>19380144
Based

[Anonymous No.19382748]

ASS TO ASS

[Anonymous No.19382752]

>>19382716
Aww, the little zoom-zoom doesn't know what a work wife is.

[Anonymous No.19382789]

>>19380144

[Anonymous No.19382801]

>>19382752
>bragging about being old
I was making my own joke, but that levitated just beyond your comprehension. But shitting where you eat is advised against for a reason.

[Anonymous No.19382818]

>>19382801
>bragging about being old
Pro-tip: nobody brags about being old past the age of 4 and a half. When older people make fun of you because of your age it's because you're incredibly cringe and squandering your youth. And pretending like you were making a joke when you didn't understand the post you replied to, and then turning around and saying, "hurr, NO YOU didn't get the joke!" is even more cringe than your original post.

[Anonymous No.19382820]

>>19382748
Good movie from my youth.

[Anonymous No.19382830]

>>19382818
I didn't say it was a great joke, but it was still a joke. Most office jobs converted towards wfh the last several years. Saying that your wife is now your 8/10 office wife until your divorce isn't that farfetched to understand, is it?

[Anonymous No.19382831]

>>19382752
Holy shit the train is coming right behind him!

[Anonymous No.19382832]

>>19382820

[Anonymous No.19382846]

>>19382830
Yeah, it's a REALLY big stretch to get that joke with the information you provided, and it still doesn't really make sense without some counterpoint to create a distinction between your wife and your office wife, even if the joke is that the two have become reversed. Calling your wife your "office wife" just because you've been working from home lacks a punchline, or anything clever or witty.

[Anonymous No.19382882]

>>19382846
Ok, but should anon purchase the gummy worm?

[Anonymous No.19382951]

>>19382818
NTA, but you explaination about being cringe was more cringe than that other Anon being cringe.

[Anonymous No.19382957]

>>19382951
NTA, but you referring to yourself as "Anon" with a capital "A" is more cringe than the T-shirt in the post above you.

[Anonymous No.19382969]

>>19382830
lmao, you actually didn't get it!
I actually thought you were just making a joke, but you really don't understand what he was saying!

[Anonymous No.19382980]

>>19380133
No, you can get 10lbs of various flavor gummy for that price.

>>19380188
Al Jean mentions in the commentary for that episode that this joke was based on him, if I remember right he bought a party sub but had leftovers, and he ate the leftover sub for the next week until it made him ill.

[Anonymous No.19383554]

>>19382704
I'm in tax prep so I'm not so sure about that. Granted it's not the he'll period at the moment at least.

[Anonymous No.19383560]

>>19383554
Lol. You're sitting at a desk crunching numbers. That's not really work.

[Anonymous No.19383564]

>>19382951
I was not going to post anything here, but the cringeness of your pointing out cringe in others created a cringe loop. You will have 10 years of cringe from this post alone.

[Anonymous No.19383569]

>>19382699
>taking 4chan seriously
you played yourself

[Anonymous No.19383584]

>>19383569
>every board should be /b/
>screw those he**in mods for deleting the hitler x mlp porn i posted on /po/
>no fun allowed! lolololol!
Unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19383603]

>>19383560
OK kid.

[Anonymous No.19383611]

>>19383603
The irony is palpable. Working in an office is the closest possible thing to still being in high school. It's mostly just fucking around and waiting for lunch, and then bitching about "homework" (i.e. the small amount of mindless busy work you actually have to do in order to keep getting paid). And these are the people who think they're mature, and love talking about living in the "real world" when they're ordering in Panera and looking at ticktock on their phone for 5 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.19383613]

>>19383611
>>19383603

[Anonymous No.19383626]

>>19383613
>n-no you!
Face it, you do repetitive busy work consisting of remedial 4th grade math while sitting in an air conditioned office and stuffing your face with orange chicken (gotta keep that blood sugar up! the grind can be draining!) and think you're a real grown up because you bought a few fitted suits at men's warehouse and have 3 times the benefits as the janitor who obviously just didn't work hard enough to reach such a prestigious position in life as you).

[Anonymous No.19383635]

>>19383626
>>19383603

[Anonymous No.19383638]

>>19380179
you mean the giant gummy anus

[Anonymous No.19383649]

>>19383635
>>19383626 times infinity squared!
(Do you get it? It's a math joke. Should be right up your alley.)

[Anonymous No.19383650]

>>19383649
>>19383603

[Anonymous No.19383682]

>>19383650
>he does mid-level tax returns for the same handful of clients every year and thinks he's engaging in bifurcations, residue classes, and chaos theory
It's okay, anon. As long as you put on your big boy pants there are plenty of people out there who will treat you like a big boy. You can just ignore all the white noise and slurp down another plate of Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.19383696]

>>19383682
>>19383603

[Anonymous No.19383707]

>>19383696
It's funny because your entire "thing" is that you're a big responsible adult with a serious job, and yet here you are, sitting on 4chan for hours waiting for (you)'s just so that you can gleefully copypaste "NO U!" over and over - and that's probably the highlight of your day. (Oh shit, I think I'm starting to get it.)

[Anonymous No.19383854]

>>19383584
this is the shittiest website on the internet and you are lashing out in denial that it's shit. If you want pretty banners go to pinterest or something

[Anonymous No.19384228]

>>19383707
I just want to see how many walls of text you can give me.

[Anonymous No.19384263]

>>19383611
You already know this, but most of us work from home now anyway. We don't need phones to distract us from doing nothing. We play video games, drink, cook, laundry, clean, or sometimes just abandon our work all together and go do something else with our day. It's undeniably better (and easier) than high school.

[Anonymous No.19384278]

>>19380133
do you like gummy worms enough to eat the whole thing before it goes bad? sure
are you going to share it with a bunch of people and want a somewhat memorable way to do it? ok

I mean they aren't bad, the isude is going to be fresher than any gummy you ever had before, its kind of a judgement call on your part if you think 3lbs of gummy work is worth 30.
gummy worms seem to be wroth about 4-14$ a lb.