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19372163 No.19372163 [Reply] [Original]

"big breakfast"
>it's literally just a sausage egg biscuit combo with 2 pancakes on the side

>> No.19372164
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19372164

It's these same items just not assembled, plus 2 pancakes.

What a fucking rip. "Big breakfast" my ass.

>> No.19372169

>>19372163
>>19372164
You get a lot more egg, plus pancakes is a big deal.

It's about 800 calories and more if you driggle with syrup

https://youtu.be/wBpnqxLNL_c

>> No.19372353

Who still eats this? It's way better as a breakfast sandwich anyway.

>> No.19372600

>>19372353
i do just cause i like spreading jam and butter on the muffin and hot sauce on the eggs

>> No.19372603

in b4 retarded toes guy shows up

>> No.19372627

>>19372169
>more egg, plus pancakes is a big deal

>> No.19372628

>>19372163
>2 pancakes
they dont do 3 where you live?

>> No.19372636
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>>19372627
both things are true though, in a fast food breakfast this is a big deal

>> No.19372648

>1340 Cal
There goes basically two meals for the entire day on just breakfast.
I nearly fucking died when I learned the calorie amount on this shit. The eggs aren't even good for how heavy this is.

>> No.19372654

>>19372648
>I nearly fucking died
try harder to next time pantywaist

>> No.19372662

>>19372654
I'll spread open your butt cheeks, faggot. Reply to me again like that and see what happens.

>> No.19372666
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>>19372654
>>19372662

>> No.19372668 [DELETED] 

>>19372163
Why does one need potatoes, a biscuit, AND pancakes?

>> No.19372800

>>19372668
Americans love their carbs, myself included.

>> No.19372807

>>19372163
>t. fat amerilard

>> No.19372830

the real deal is a sausage-egg-cheese mcgriddle with a double quarter pounder in the middle (minus the buns).
>pancake buns (with syrup infused in it)
>fresh beef®
>sausage, egg, AND triple the cheese
>all the toppings!
i get one every morning with three cups of black coffee, and i'm ready for the day (and take some really satisfying shits)

>> No.19372934

>>19372163
I've tried this a couple times and both times it tasted terrible. I can't remember why though, it's been years. Maybe I'll have to try it again.

>> No.19372980

This makes me sad/melancholic and nostalgic for a bakery cafe that used to be near me called The Pink Rose. It was like having breakfast or coffee in some American Southern Meemaw's living room. The couches and chairs were upholstered in rose patterns, the plates and cups had rose motifs (few of which matched each other, which somehow lent itself to the place's charm) and despite being north of the Mason-Dixon, had fantastic fucking biscuits, likely due to the fact that one half of the couple who owned it was, in fact, a Southern Meemaw.
$2. Two. Fucking. Dollars. In the early 2010s. For a plate of bacon (or sausage), two eggs, toast, pancakes (or hoe cakes), a biscuit (guaranteed fresh since they were perpetually baking new ones) and a cup of tea or coffee. A side plate of homefries or cheese grits was a dollar more and they had plenty of other options but why in the fuck would you get anything other than the breakfast special?
Loved that you could see the whole kitchen from literally any seat in the joint and watch as they went through gross after gross of eggs.
If you had a spot like that where you live and you miss it as much as I miss The Pink Rose, tell me about it and press F to pay respects.

PS fuck McDo big breakfast and their wierd textured, weird tasting egg-alike bullshit.

>> No.19373014

>>19372163
You're a big breakfast

>> No.19373018

fuck i could do for a pancake right now

>> No.19373025

>>19372163
>amerifats complaining about not enough food
kek

>> No.19373705
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>>19372163
>>19372164
>>19372603
BBS is the pound for pound champion of breakfasts.

>> No.19373713

>>19373705
Why are you standing like that

>> No.19373716

>>19373705
>lust provoking image
fuck off

>> No.19373719
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>>19373705
Step aside

>> No.19373750

>>19373705
I want to fuck you so hard right now

>> No.19373904

You want a big breakfast? Get 4 sausage burritos. I think it might even cost less.

>> No.19373911 [DELETED] 

Don't forget the bucket of maple-flavor syrup and butter they give as well

>> No.19373924 [DELETED] 

>>19372980

What happened to it?

F

>> No.19373927

It’s big to anyone outside of Clapistan

>> No.19373937

I request my eggs over medium and my local mcds does it.

>> No.19374200

>>19373927
Excuse me but next to a full English this looks like little baby food

>> No.19374215

>>19372163
MODS!!! get him out of here....he'll ruin the whole thing.

>> No.19374404

>>19373716
faggot
lole

>> No.19374486

>>19373705
Did you really wear sandals because people made fun of your ridiculously long toenails?

>> No.19374524
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>>19372163
As soon as I saw this thread I knew I had to get this for breakfast

>> No.19374544
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>>19374524
Kinda jelly. We don't have the Big Breakfast™ in Straya

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>>19373705
>Didn't butter the sausage

>> No.19374558

>>19374551
>He didn't put jelly on the pancake

>> No.19374562

>>19374558
>Didn't put it all in a blender and blend with syrup

>> No.19374619
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>>19374544
I tried to recreate the big breakfast but unfortunately we don't have the biscuits like America does. Probably the closest us Aussies can get

>> No.19374658

>>19372169
No wonder my brother thought I was retarded when I was in my "it's all about the calories bro" phase.

>> No.19374664

>>19374658
What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.19374665

>>19374658
post wrist

>> No.19374695

>>19374619
Beef sausage? What are you, a muzzie?

>> No.19374701

>>19374695
Australia has a completely scurvy and misguided sausage culture. It's too big and too contentious a topic to even get into. It's best just do what I've been doing the last 18 years and quietly just look the other way.

>> No.19374705

>>19373716
kek

>> No.19374709

>>19374701
But beef sausage is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.19374718

>>19374695
Bruh I literally have bacon with it you retard

>> No.19374721
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>>19374709
oh I do anon, I do.

I make my own pork breakfast sausage patties Jimmy Dean style because there is literally no similar option in this country. You buy a sausage mcmuffin with egg and it tastes like a fucking hamburger.

>> No.19374947

>>19374619
>unfortunately we don't have the biscuits like America does.
You're not missing out on anything. The biscuit is tasteless and not worth it's wait in pennies

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>>19374947
it's easy to say that anon when you have free of biscuit access, but those biccies don't exist ANYWHERE in this country. Not even KFC has biscuits here. Fuck I miss a buttery bacon eggen cheese biscuit :<

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>>19374958
I've never once found a biscuit that was worth eating in America. The only exception may be Red Lobster which is covered in butter and cheese and shit. Every fast food biscuit has been awful, flavorless, and/or stale

>> No.19374965

>>19374947
>>19374958
Just make some, its not like the ingredients are hard to get

>> No.19374967

>>19374524
Why are you utensils made out of balsa wood?

>> No.19374974

>>19372163
fat fuck

>> No.19374979

>>19374962
I think they hit the spot sometimes, if they're fresch

>>19374965
well that's no fun anon

>>19374967
not him but I think it's bamboo. you can't get plastic silverware anywherre anymore, you can't even buy it. we're mostly sick of plastic, mostly

>> No.19375005

>>19374709
wrong. simply wrong. i will not elaborate

>> No.19375797
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>>19374486
No one cared who I was until I put on the sandals

>> No.19375804

>>19374962
>I've never once found a biscuit that was worth eating in America
>Ate at places like red lobster & fast food
lmao literally just find anyone in the south with a pulse and ask them nicely

>> No.19375865

>>19375797
anon I think your sandals are too big for your feet

>> No.19375873

>>19372163
I ask for an extra egg and sausage patty. Bigger Breakfast.

>Captcha: KS2K0X
lol go kiss 2 cocks, faggot.

>> No.19375874

>>19375797
Still don't care even now.

>> No.19375945

>>19375005
go on...

>> No.19375950

>>19375797
Why are you hiding your toes uwu

>> No.19375966

>>19373713
I wanted to ask the same thing but don't want to entertain it

>> No.19375967

>>19372163
If you eat this shit you are a fat subhuman

>> No.19375970
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>>19375967

>> No.19375975

>>19375970
It's over, it never even began, but you know what? It's just getting started

>> No.19376438

>>19375804
Shit, in my experience, you don't have to necessarily ask nicely but just show even the slightest interest in Amerisouthern food culture and they will often practically demand to feed you their meemaw's biscuits and other foodstuffs. Super proud of their food culture, and justifiably so.
t. Euro who spent a month traveling the US south

>> No.19376447

>>19374718
One good choice doesn't redeem you from the sin of beef sausage. Come to Jesus, faggot, and eat a proper fucking pork sausage.
Also, don't you wish that Maccas had kranskies? Even though most have a bit of beef in them, they're still delicious and every place should offer them.

>> No.19376503

>>19373705
Were you taking it up the ass while taking this photo?

>> No.19376717

>>19373713
maybe his butt hurts

>> No.19377526

>>19372163
i had the mcd's pancakes right before i left japan and they were actually really good, but i had them again when i got back to america and they were awful

>> No.19377535

>>19372666
What is this, late-2000's reddit? Get the fuck out of here with your rage comic shit you gigantic fucking faggot.

>> No.19377657

>>19372163
>it's time to eat the meal again

>> No.19377668

>>19372164
Not even a huge McD's fan but those hashbrowns are epic. They're like magically good Lol

>> No.19377746
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19377746

Hold the scrambled eggs, and add an extra hotcake

>> No.19377773

>>19372353
>Who still eats this?

55 year old GenXer here, and I get it a couple of times per year.

>> No.19377955

>>19377668
Idk about other countries, but holy shitting fuck are Lidl frozen hashbrown patties good af. Better than McDo, even. We use them in place of fries or whatever else when we make fried fish or chicken or burgers (put the hashbrown on your burger for dat crunch).
Last I bought them, they were cheap so I stocked up. That was late 2020. We have one box left, half finished, in the chest freezer. I shudder to think how much they must cost now.

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>>19377535
mmmno I don't think so

>> No.19377988

>>19372980
Faggot BBS is king

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>>19375865
For you

>> No.19378194

>>19377988
Are you saying you actually enjoy their egg-alike food-ish product?

>> No.19378210

>>19372164
I get the big breakfast then combine my sausage, mufffin and half my eggs into a sandwich.
Eat the rest of the eggs with my pancakes and hash brown coated with syrup and butter

>> No.19378217

>>19372668
No one is making you buy this. Why do you need to be a whiny bitch about options? You could even just not eat some of it and throw what you don’t want away

>> No.19378225

>>19374658
It is all about the calories and every fad diet proves it time and time again.

>> No.19378419

an egg is like 30 cents. A sausage patty is like 30 cents. buy a pack of pancakes for like $3. Why would I go drive for this?

>> No.19378440

>>19378217
Why are you so defensive?

>> No.19378452

>>19372163
one good thing about being lactose intolerant, you cut out a lot of trash from you're diet, even if its delicious.

>> No.19378499

>>19375950
Because his toenails are fucking disgusting and he’s too lazy to trim them.

>> No.19378534

>>19378175
>lust provoking image
FUCK
OFF
DUDE

>> No.19378626

>>19373705
>>19373716
Wheezing

>> No.19379025

>>19374658
You retards can't be helped.

>> No.19379034

>eating any fast food breakfast item
How the fuck do you people stomach this garbage?

>> No.19379038

>>19374544
I remember when we had them in like 2002. My mum would get a cheese and tomato toastie while I'd get the Big Breakfast. I'll get a Sausage and Egg once in a blue moon but its not the same. Fuck whoever made the decision to remove it from the menu.

>> No.19379041

>>19372163
It's over 1300 calories, not including whatever drink you get. That's a big breakfast in my book.

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>>19379041
It puts the BIG in bbs

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I have lost the desire to ever eat any breakfast foods again. What an unexpected tragedy..

>> No.19379501

>>19373705
You look like a fruit and not the homosexual kind

>> No.19379520 [DELETED] 

It's called a big breakfast because it has so much food quantity wise that you could never finish it. Not even explaining how bad and unhealthy it is to have anything but meat and eggs for breakfast. So squirt out a shitload of crap like pan-cakes and potatoes that are unhealthy and cheap while children are fully capable of consent instead of giving you a bit more healthy food like sausage, eggs, bacon, ham. It's trickery.

>> No.19379525 [DELETED] 

Imagine being a eleven year old girl and being forced over a table because the hash browns are soggy.

>> No.19379568

>>19372164
>”Big breakfast" my ass.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.19379572 [DELETED] 

>>19379568
Sometimes you can fit whole onaholes in your ass for the pleasure of the middle school kid fucking you.

>> No.19379617

>>19378419
>buy a pack of pancakes for like $3
You disgust me.

>> No.19379625

>>19379489
Kill yourself.

>> No.19379990

>>19372830
Post body

>> No.19380110

>>19372830
based

>> No.19381160

>>19374524
Didnt the sausages used to be long? Is it some kind of false memory? It was years ago when I lived in america

>> No.19381836

>>19381160
You're probably remembering a hotel breakfast or IHOP.

>> No.19381846

>>19372163
For me Its two sausage egg n cheese mcgriddles and a hash brown with a medium Hi-C orange

>> No.19381850

>>19379498
I’ll take a Lumberjack Slam please and thank you. Extra cum on the side.

>> No.19381910

Bee. Bee. Ess! Yay!

>> No.19381939

>>19372163
1350 calories. 0 Nutrition.

>> No.19382093

>>19372163
all of that looks so sad. people that eat at mcdonald's are the most soulless people in the world

>> No.19382129

>>19381939
Nah, macro nutrients are inherently nutritious, even ignoring the micro nutrient content. The empty calories argument goes out the window as soon as you take a multivitamin. You can't live off of fucking spinach.

>> No.19382365

>>19381939
ever heard of vitamin pills, r-tard?

>> No.19382425

I have no idea what it is about their fucking eggs, but slide their sausage patty under them, and it comes out tasting amazing. I don't even like normal scrambled eggs

>> No.19382968

>>19372648
Not if your a working man*. Individuala doing physical labor nees 3000 calories.

*The ones that are fat are because they fucking pound an extra 1000 calories in energy drinks ans beer.

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>>19372163
I miss the breakfast platters out in Hawaii.

>> No.19384466

>>19384460
So easy to cook.

>> No.19384510

>>19384466
prove it

>> No.19384534

>>19382129
Only think I consider empty calories is soda.

>> No.19384545

>>19384510
Retard.

>> No.19384551

>>19384460
Now mix all that up into a bowl with sausage gravy and cheese on top.

>> No.19384559

>>19373705
based