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some of my friends are quite critical of my food.
what are your thoughts?

>> No.19360306
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>>19360303
did you whaste a bunch of food just to take that photo

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>>19360306
just my cooking style

>> No.19360310

>>19360303
I would eat it but

Melt the cheese more
Fry the baloney in a pan
Add black pepper over all of it at the end
Wa la

>> No.19360312

>>19360308
it looks like the cookery of a fat incel NEET, my liege
>*bows before your enormous figure*

>> No.19360314

>>19360303
You don't have friends. Not anymore, at least

>> No.19360319

>>19360312
*farts into your left ear*

>> No.19360324
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>>19360314
my food will keep my company

>> No.19360326

>>19360303
Your plating could use some work. If you rearranged that a bit, it could look like a sheboon with dyed-blonde cornrows who just got bukkaked. The bologna slices could be her tongue.

>> No.19360329

>>19360303
>>19360308
>>19360324
the king of sloppa

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>>19360324

>> No.19360355

>>19360303
looks like a meal prepared by a child on mothers day

>> No.19360362

>>19360355
yeah maybe if said kid wants one way trip to the local orphanage

>> No.19360365

>>19360303
>what are your thoughts?
It looks pretty gross.

>> No.19360471

>>19360303
Sloppa-senpai…I kneel….

>> No.19360550 [DELETED] 

>>19360303
>>19360308
80% Mental illness, 10% heart attack at 40 yo, 10% based

>> No.19360555

>>19360303
>>19360308
Looks like mental illness and heart attack at 45 yo. But pretty based.

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>>19360308
>the heat of the egg cooks the…
>pasta, shredded bologna, shredded cheese, sour cream

>> No.19360646

>>19360303
If I had those ingredients I would:
1. make sauce with the cheese and sour cream, maybe with a tiny bit of mustard
2. ditch the hot dogs
3. finely dice the bologna and fry it until crispy
4. at least add black pepper, if not some other spices... smoked paprika would be nice
5. mix everything and bake

>> No.19360761

>>19360324
it looks like it might be pretty tasty. i’d try it.

>> No.19361359

>>19360303
its the sour cream thats truly bewildering

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>> No.19361557

>>19360303
Where’s the food?

>> No.19361565

>>19361359
It’s mayo. That nigga is fat as fuck.

>> No.19361587

>>19360303
I hate to say it but if this was pasta salad style instead of pasta entree style I’d probably eat it.

>> No.19361645

It has a very plastic look to it. Good job I guess.

>> No.19361672

>>19360303
>>19360308
>>19360324
You're not allowed to eat like this. It's illegal. And European.

>> No.19361674

You have no friends though.

>> No.19361679

Maybe your friends just don't like carbonara

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>>19360312
>>19361565
calories in, calories out

>> No.19362417

>>19362410
nice bicep faggot, grow that yourself?

>> No.19362424

>>19362410
See how quickly you lose that muscle without consuming any kind of vegetable for a year.

>> No.19363227

>>19361388
What is this from?

>> No.19363671

>>19362410
Lifeweb reference

>> No.19363684

>>19360303
holy fuck, why are you eating like a mormon

>> No.19363692

>>19360303
Is that bologna supposed to be sticking its tongue out at me?

>> No.19363703

>>19360308
Is that Moroccan?

>> No.19363712

>>19360308
you could’ve made this decent, like a carbonara. why u do dis?

>> No.19365377

>>19363712
effort, i'd rather just throw shit on the plate.
80% of the taste with 40% of the effort