Why has no one told me about canned fruit before?

[Anonymous No.19346538]

>Tastes almost as good as fresh fruit
>Don't have to worry about it going bad in 5 days
>Cut in half for your convenience and ease of eating
>Healthy snack if you can get it without syrup
Why aren't you eating canned fruit? My favorite is undoubtedly the peach halves.

[Anonymous No.19346541]

>>19346538
the president of america made a song about them, you should know by now anon

[Anonymous No.19346551]

I prefer frozen fruit, personally. I tend to sprinkle berries onto things and make smoothies with a whole bunch of different fruit, and opening up a whole can just for a small portion as opposed to using a resealable bag just isn't that practical for me.

The only canned fruit I keep around are tomatoes, and that's largely because crushed tomatoes already have the skin peeled so I don't need to blanche them which I hate doing.

[Anonymous No.19346561]

>>19346541
If this is an astroturfing campaign to get people to rock out
It worked

[Racist mexican No.19346597]

>>19346538
My father is a fan of putting these cans in the freezer and drinking the syrup

Either the fruit cocktail is fancy for social gatherings or the peach halves are just good

You must not be very old

[Anonymous No.19346606]

>>19346597
my mother caught me doing this with the jar of cherries in the fridge, got shouted at. was well worth it.

[Racist mexican No.19346619]

>>19346606
I've tried it it's good. Canned peaches is a boomer thing to do

[Anonymous No.19346725]

>>19346541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfWDoll9muE

[Anonymous No.19347838]

>>19346538
For me it's the peach slices. The fruit cocktail one would be pretty good too if it didn't have the pears and cherries in it.

[Anonymous No.19347844]

>>19346725
the biggest rule in joke telling is to not explain the joke you fucking zoomer sped