What some,”good manly beginner” drinks?

[Anonymous No.19341349]

My dad says Jack Daniels but I keep hearing that’s a bad starter and that it’s meant to be diluted with sodas only and that it tastes like straight gasoline.

I don’t mind the gasoline taste as long as it’s not overpowering to the point it torches my throat and stomach, and as for alcohol content I’m a pretty large guy so I feel like I could handle a fair amount of alcohol although I have never drank before.

Thanks folk

[Anonymous No.19341357]

>>19341349
everclear

[Anonymous No.19341358]

>>19341349
>manly beginner drink
I don’t think you know how much of a faggot you sound like.

[Anonymous No.19341360]

>>19341349
Nigga if you're a beginner mix cheap bourbon with cola. Don't try to drink whisky straight right off the bat that's retarded

[Anonymous No.19341365]

>>19341349
Mike's hard lemonade

[Anonymous No.19341377]

Gin and tonic

t. Also never drank

[Anonymous No.19341384]

>>19341360
I know it’s retarded because it taste like gasoline.

[Anonymous No.19341389]

>>19341377
I’ve heard that was good, what brand of gin would you recommend?

[Anonymous No.19341395]

>>19341389
Bee feeder

[Anonymous No.19341413]

>>19341349
Alright, so a "manly beginner drink" is whatever the fuck you like drinking, a grown man doesn't give a shit what some faggot thinks about his drink choice. That said, if you insist on being self-conscious, whiskey and coke is your go-to at home, at the bar I'd recommend an Old-Fashioned.

[Anonymous No.19341417]

>>19341389
the true spirit of mixed drinks is to never use top shelf liquor. don't pay anything significantly over $20 for whatever you get

[Anonymous No.19341438]

>>19341349
for someone like you, bud light seems appropriate.

[Anonymous No.19341443]

>>19341413
Fair enough and your right, I’m just new to this stuff and don’t really know where to start. Thanks though.

[Anonymous No.19341488]

>>19341443
Fair, I'm just having a night. So, the basic rundown is vodka is for getting drunk, whether you're chugging bottom-shelf swill with a Mt. Dew chaser or making cocktails with midshelf, the flavor is "neutral" so it's purpose is just to be alcohol. Tequila and rum are for getting the pants off college girls. Whiskey will probably be your bread and butter. I like Jameson for drinking straight, Evan Williams is a cheap Daniels knock-off for mixing.

Personally, I'm an old cunt and past my alcoholic days, so I just enjoy a nice amaretto on the rocks after dinner. Liqueurs are good shit, but high in sugar, so you can't go hard without getting a killer hangover. On that note, vitamin B-Complex, take one with a full pint of water before you pass out and you'll be golden.

[Anonymous No.19341594]

>>19341488
I will definitely pick those up, I do enjoy the smell of whiskey I’ve just never got to try any of it yet, I don’t really have the desire to get hammered I just want to relax after a hard weeks worth of work.

[Anonymous No.19342764]

>>19341349
the manliest approach is drinking whatever the fuck you actually like without giving a shit about what other people think
anything else is effeminate and shows weak will

[Anonymous No.19342957]

You’re gonna hate all of them you try. Alcohol is truly an acquired taste. You have to keep drinking and drinking until you’re used to it.

[Anonymous No.19342971]

>>19342957
People like to say this but I don't think it's true

[Anonymous No.19342974]

>>19341349
Just drink what you like. Nobody worth your time gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.19342986]

>>19341349
I used to work as a bartender. I'd drink girly drinks like Aperol spritzes and margaritas all night and regularly spit, pour piss in or shake people's drinks with sink-scum if they commented on it. Also got tons of pussy because making two of whatever girly drink a chick is ordering and pouring one for yourself along with hers is the worlds easiest opening.

[Anonymous No.19342998]

>>19341349
>I need my alcohol to be manly or people will think I'm some sort of fag

[Anonymous No.19343032]

>>19341349
>My masculinity is tied to the products I consume
Try bleach

[Anonymous No.19343035]

>>19342986
>drinking on the clock
Taffer would never

[Anonymous No.19343041]

>>19343035
I don't know what a taffer is and in my country you'd have a hard timing finding a bartender who isn't drinking

[Anonymous No.19343047]

>>19341349
>le manly drink
>le whisky
>le cigars
whisky and cigars are fine and dandy, but it doesn't make you a man, and the weird obsession with it is off-putting.
i like bourbon or scotch neat, for me mixers ruin liquor

[Anonymous No.19343049]

>>19341349
You should drink two or three long islands and wear something slutty, then I'll show you manly

[Anonymous No.19343054]

>>19341349
bits and bubs, actual kid

[Anonymous No.19343055]

>>19341349
whiskey and water

[Anonymous No.19343057]

I would start with water, add some ice cubes if you're feeling daring

[Anonymous No.19343425]

>>19341349
Wild Turkey 101

[Anonymous No.19343902]

>>19341349
I just did vodka straight.
Still love the shit.

[Anonymous No.19344634]

>>19341357
this and steel reserve in a big can.

[Anonymous No.19344662]

>>19341349
At the bar order shots of whiskey with a beer back, which is a standard 12 ounces of beer. You can also get a half-back at some places which I prefer. They will ask you what kind of whiskey and beer; it doesn't matter. Down the shot of whiskey as fast as you can and quickly chase it by drinking the beer.

This is the only manly "beginner mode" drinking method in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.19344800]

>>19341349
just make or order an old fashioned or a whiskey sour, real easy to drink

also, people respond to different alcohols differently, some people have no issue with whiskey but can't handle wine, some people can drink port but can't handle tequila. go to a bar and order different drinks to try random shit or drink the gut rot at house parties

[Anonymous No.19344822]

You what's manly?
Being a man of your word.
You say you are going do something. And you do it.
Being someone that can be relied on.
Being an asset and not a liability.

[Anonymous No.19344841]

>>19341349
Water.

[Anonymous No.19344892]

>>19341349
Common wine from Spain, Portugal or Italy
Zubrowka vodka, Chopin has cheap vodkas too but that's all i know
Inb4
>noooo real men don't drink wine they drink bud, the shittiest beer on earth
Primo Carnera, boxer with a cup of wine

[Anonymous No.19344907]

>>19344892
buds weak shit anyway, you have to drink a six pack to feel anything

[Anonymous No.19345031]

fuck all of you, OP should drink exclusively tiki and wear hawaiian shirts at every possible occasion
it's the only way to get cool and manly

[Anonymous No.19345045]

>manly beginner
I think those are called kids

[Anonymous No.19345066]

>>19341349
life's too short for that kinda shit man.

[Anonymous No.19346473]

[Anonymous No.19348243]

>>19341349
drink some whiskey clean you nigger

[Racist mexican No.19348266]

>>19341349

[Anonymous No.19348290]

>>19341349
Being a man is realising that reading a book is manlier than consuming alcohol. Reading is vastly superior form of escapism and giving up the urge to drink liquid poison is what makes you a man.

[Anonymous No.19348330]

>>19341349
For me, it's buckfast

[Anonymous No.19348356]

>>19341349
Jack Daniels isn't bad, in the sense that to sound like you're not an incel retard 4chan poster you should have at least tried all the normie whiskeys
>Jack Daniels
>Jim Beam
>Jameson
>Johnnie Walker
Plus some other liquors for a baseline understanding
>Captain Morgan
>Hennessey
>Bombay Sapphire
Honestly you can get like the smallest bottle you can find of all of the above just to say you've tried them.
Likewise you should have at least tasted some common beers
>Budweiser
>Corona
>PBR
Now, nothing on this list is seriously Good, or even the best you can get for the price. But if you want to sound like you're not a total retard when you talk to a normie alcoholic/almost any adult, you should have tried all of these. Probably a few varieties of wine too but that's a whole different can of worms. As far as what's actually good, if you've worked through this entire list you should have a baseline understanding of what you like and don't like and you can come back and post a more informed thread where we can give you a real answer. As a Beginner the most important thing in any field is to cast a wide net rather than pigeon holing yourself into one thing right from the start. Develop your understanding and palate broadly and you will organically learn how to make good decisions for yourself.

[Anonymous No.19348362]

>>19341349
>thinks drinking a mass produced, heavily filtered product makes him "manly"
Like most mutt goblin "men", your dad has no idea how to be one. If you're consuming a drug you didn't produce yourself, you are a laughably weak faggot.

[Anonymous No.19348371]

>>19348362
>only drink home-distilled moonshine
>only smoke home-grown tobacco, opium, and weed
>only snort cocaine from your own coca trees
>only use home-cooked meth
Honestly.... extremely based. but this kind of thing is obviously outside of OP's reach so we gotta give him something

[Anonymous No.19348378]

>>19348330
This is 100% not for beginners, even experts struggle with this one

[Anonymous No.19348384]

>>19348371
No it's not. Anyone with access to a grocery store can make their own alcohol

[Anonymous No.19348391]

>>19348384
You're not wrong strictly speaking but it's not going to help him seem like less of an autistic freak if he tells somebody that he's only ever drank his home-brewed prison wine made with orange juice concentrate and vegemite

[Anonymous No.19348399]

>>19341349
there's no such thing as a "manly beginner" drink. Manliness is completely subjective and always has been, what you want is to be peak. A peak human is curious and ambitious, and that extends to their tastes. Developing good tastes doesn't mean having someone hand a list of drinks to you and going down them one by one, it means exploring and finding out what you personally like and don't like, then building on those preferences to find increasingly intricate, well-rounded, satisfying, and artistically sculpted works.

So if the idea of getting into whiskey sounds good for you, some basic starters can be Evan Williams, Johnnie Walker black, Chivas 12 year, Buffalo Trace, Wild Turkey. If you're not sure how to drink them, try these entry methods:

1. Straight, room temperature. Pour 1.5 oz and sip it.

2. On the rocks. Same as the above but with 3 big chunks of ice.

3. Simple dillution. Same as above but with half an oz of cool water added.

4. Highball, same as on the rocks but with enough soda water added to bring the total mix to around 6 oz. Can add a splash of *fresh* lemon juice as well.

5. Ginger ale/beer highball. Same as the highball but with a decent ginger ale or beer, Canada Dry or maybe Bundaberg. If you find that this is the only way you can enjoy a whiskey, you are not going to be a whiskey person.

6. Old-fashioned, the cocktail that favors the liquor's flavor strongly. Add two orange peels and half a tsp of sugar to a glass, shake in two dashes of Angostura bitters, mix together with a spoon, add three big chunks of ice along with 1.5 to 2 oz of whiskey, then stir together for about 30 seconds, until the entire glass is ice cold to the touch. Drink as is.

Other starting points for peak drinking experience include junmai-daiginjo sake, tawny port, dark rums such as Appleton 12 or Plantation dark, any small-label mezcal, Gran Centenario tequila, porter or German lager. Really plenty of stuff. Good luck, don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.19348401]

>>19348384
Tastes like poo

[Anonymous No.19348407]

>>19348391
He's concerned about seeming manly, if he tells people he only drinks what he makes himself that will definitely do it.
>>19348401
If your homebrew tastes like poo, it's because you fucked up in some way and are stupid

[Anonymous No.19348412]

>>19348399
This is good advice in general but make sure you don't turn into a cocktail faggot because that's way worse than anything you can drink on its own

[Anonymous No.19348417]

fleshmann's vodka is most definitely what's up.

[Anonymous No.19348420]

>>19348412
Cocktails, like anything else in the culinary world, can be crafted artfully with meaning, practice, curiosity, ambition, and harmony, or they can be thrown together like pure shit. A well made cocktail is an expression of the best qualities of the liquors and other ingredients involved as well as the recipe writer and bartender's skills. A solid old-fashioned will never go out of style because it's either made right and with good ingredients, or it fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.19348423]

>>19341349
Just try it? Who cares what liquor hobbyists think. I get cravings for the taste of jack daniels personally, I just drink to get drunk and don't have any taste but I always preferred jack over vodka so I mean can it really be that bad

[Anonymous No.19348429]

>>19348417
embarrassing and very white trash

[Anonymous No.19348435]

>>19348429
Guess I'm white trash. No skin off my shoes.

[Anonymous No.19348437]

>>19348417
drinks for people who don't want to drink

[Anonymous No.19348472]

>>19348423
>liquor hobbyists
I should start calling myself this instead of "alcoholic"

[Anonymous No.19348479]

>>19348417
This is honestly a decent approach to seeming "manly" in the sense that people understand manly as "acting like a retard with no taste" because drinking some trash like a glass half full of vodka and half full of monster really shows that you dont give a fuck or have any respect for your life etc which is real high test shit. Not quite the 'don draper' idea of masculinity but definitely a very real blue collar risk taker take on the concept.

[Anonymous No.19348482]

>>19348479
No, it more says "fat lazy retard", all of which are womanly traits. Real blue collar risk takers are doing this >>19348384

[Anonymous No.19348487]

>>19341349
Why would you want to develop a destructive habit? And looking for "manly drinks" to drink is probably the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

[Anonymous No.19348491]

>>19348330
Very true. I do not believe anyone should drink buckfast. I just think it's funny to recommend it.

[Anonymous No.19348496]

>>19348472
Big difference. Alcoholics drink whatever they can afford, in large quantities, all the time. Liquor hobbyists don't drink in large quantities all the time because it would be too expensive, as they often purchase expensive liquors.

>>19348479
kek

[Anonymous No.19348505]

>>19348496
Most people who style themselves "liquor hobbyists" are either wealthy alcoholics or become bartenders just so they can afford their habit

[Anonymous No.19348521]

>>19348435
Enjoy your "adult soda", manchild

[Anonymous No.19348530]

>>19348505
can't say for 100, but I'm solid working class and I got a full bar shelf at my apartment. I call myself a collector.

[Anonymous No.19348780]

>>19343902
did vodka
do u do weed too
its so summer rn fr

[Anonymous No.19348824]

>>19343041
taffer bros, how do we recover?

[Anonymous No.19349629]

>>19341349
jameson and ginger ale is what my Irish buddy from Boston drinks, it doesn't taste great and you won't have an upset tummy so you can be as manly as possible.