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This is what it all boils down two
These two bottles are all you’ll ever need
Welcome to the top of the mountain

>> No.19330060

>>19330039
If I saw you walking down the road with that green monstrosity in your hand, not only would I chuckle to myself, not only would I immediately tell my gf about you, not only would I snap a pic with my phone, not only would I floor the accelerator, not only would I jerk the steering wheel toward you, not only would I mount the curb, not only would I run down your screaming body, not only would I smile as my rear wheel jumped over your now mangled corpse, not only would would I go to bed with a big content smile on my face, but the next morning I'd drink coffee from my $15 Walmart thermal mug with a newfound appreciation.

>> No.19330290
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>>19330060

>> No.19330326

>>19330039
>incel bottle

i eat beans and greens, not MLM powders

>> No.19330357

Do you use them to keep your dildos warm while you're on the road? Faggot.

>> No.19330363

>>19330039
I don't see why you'd need the bottle on the right.

>> No.19330365

>>19330060
Stanley Chad would just dive through your windshield flask first instantly killing you on impact with harm done to themselves nor their indestructible coffee container.

>> No.19330390

>>19330326
Stanley is extremely trendy thoughbeit, they're like what Hydroflasks were a few years ago

>> No.19330399

>>19330390
i was talking about the lumpy blender bottle and the unregulated supplements that go in them

vacuum flasks are actually useful

>> No.19330689

>>19330399
>>19330326
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6769464/

>> No.19330699

>>19330365
it wouldn't be the first life it's taken

>> No.19330703

>>19330689
kills my appetite and makes me unable to play violent video games

>> No.19331057

>>19330039
I have the one on the left. I have achieved worth.

>> No.19331613

>>19331057
No you haven't

>> No.19331623

>buy giant 'totally not emulating my dad' thermos
>it gets gross at the bottom
>have to buy a toilet scrubber to clean it properly
also
>never use the cup because its like 6ozs and always dribbles down the side of the thermos when you put it back