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19326954 No.19326954 [Reply] [Original]

I fell for the chinese food meme. You niggers lied to me about that shit being good. Went to a chinese place earlier, and ordered the rice. It came like picrel, and was the blandest shit ever. Is chinese just synonymous with shit or what?

>> No.19326967

Go on Yelp.
Look at Chinese food restaurants in your neighborhood.
Filter for what you’re willing to spend.
Find something with actually good reviews.
Go eat there.

>> No.19326975
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19326975

You're supposed to eat it with really strongly flavored food so the rice picks up flavor. Did you just eat plain rice?

>> No.19326985

bait/‘humor’ thread and you retards still respond earnestly

>> No.19327000

>>19326954
the real question is, how was the soy sauce?

>> No.19327013

Do white people eat plain bread with nothing too?

>> No.19327033

>>19327013
I knew a chef who liked to eat a sandwich with just a slice of cheese in the middle.

No condiments. Just bread and cheese. His restaurant had insanely good food. I don’t get it.

>> No.19327146
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19327146

I fell for the japanese food meme. You niggers lied to me about that shit being good. Went to an asian market earlier, and bought the kewpie. It came like picrel, and was the blandest shit ever. Is japanese just synonymous with shit or what?

>> No.19327304
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19327304

I fell for the italian food meme. You niggers lied to me about that shit being good. Went to an italian place earlier, and ordered the pasta. It came like picrel, and was the blandest shit ever. Is italian just synonymous with shit or what?

>> No.19327395

>>19327033
This is understandable. Some chefs are surrounded by gourmet foods all day and can't stomach the sight of it.
>Local resturant caters to aging French expats
>Best fucking cuisine hands down for miles
>The chef doesn't touch any of his stuff, just goes to burger king and gets a whopper and a diet coke

>> No.19327414

>>19327304
>didn't like pasta vestiti dell'imperatore
shit taste