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19326630 No.19326630 [Reply] [Original]

What is the ideal burger order?

>> No.19326661

probably the Burgers Templar but it’s notoriously hard to get in unless you know a guy
you’ll have to settle for the Burgers of Columbus

>> No.19327316 [DELETED] 

>>19326630
My ten year old sister just farted right in my face and it sounded like a ships horn. Breathtaking. Heavenly wind.

>> No.19327389

One chicken burger with onion rings please.

>> No.19327398

has to have an egg and betroot

>> No.19327401

>>19326630
One I make myself

>> No.19327406

>>19326661
>He isn't in the Burgers of Malta
ngmi

>> No.19327410

>>19327316
creepy ass pedo, i see you on /co/ sometimes too. you've been saying shit like this for over a year.

hope you die soon.

>> No.19327509 [DELETED] 

>>19326630
Pour toaster crumbs into my foreskin with a plastic funnel.

>> No.19327516 [DELETED] 

>>19326630
Sexual violence and bondage and discipline.

>> No.19327518

>>19326630
Large burger with directions inside of it where a billion dollars is buried.>>19326661

>> No.19328123

>>19327406
kej

>> No.19328216
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19328216

Chicken schnitty burger with real mayo, hot chips and a schooner of Toohey's New

>> No.19328791

i usually order a hot karl when i visit burger places

>> No.19330350
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>>19326630
burger+cheese+bacon repeated as many times as possible until you can't fit it in your mouth anymore. No fucking sauces or any of that salad bullshit.

>> No.19330355
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>>19326630
/thread

>> No.19330366

From the bottom up:
Bread/bottom bun
Mayonnaise
Greenery, if using (rocket is particularly nice with beef)
Burger patty
Cooked, non-bacon toppings (mushrooms, onions etc), if using
Cheese
Raw toppings and/or bacon, if using
Condiments, if using
Bread/top bun
PICKLE ON THE FUCKING SIDE NOT IN THE SANDWICH

>> No.19330814

>>19326630
basically a whopper but with a smash patty on a flattop instead of a grill with cheese and bacon. hot sauce on the side

>> No.19332457

>>19326630
I usually get a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.19332481

burger, cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion. THE burger.

>> No.19332490
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>>19326630
>2 or 3 thin patties with melted pepper jack
>crispy fried onion bits
>bacon
>small amount of lettuce and tomato
>mustard and mayo

>> No.19332495

A patty melt. Thousand island on the side

>> No.19332513

>>19326630
Toasted brioche bun
Good layer of mayo
Couple small rings of 'tsup
French fried onions
Melted cheddar on patty

Simple as

>> No.19332514

>>19326630
Toasted potato bun on bottom
Smashburger patty
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Thin cut bacon cooked slowly
Toasted potato bun bottom

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>>19330350
You VILL eat ze onions. You VILL eat ze maters.

>> No.19332555

>>19326630
The only time I buy burgs instead of making them is at 4AM and I'm drunk as a pope.
The order is always the same; ten cheeseburgers and nothing else.

>> No.19333065

>>19326661
/Thread

>> No.19333184

A&W's papa burger
it can't be beat

>> No.19333208

>>19326630
The little white castle onions

You dont need to have a salad whopper. Just onions.

>> No.19333330

>>19326661
I'm on the Burger Brotherhood Board myself. it's a pretty easy place to be a board member of, you just have to be a burger enjoyer. helps if you're brown like a burger too :DDD

>> No.19333431

>>19326630
2 layers of beef, cheese, bacon, toped with an egg, ketchup, pickles and onion.

>> No.19333459

>>19333184
I used to travel out of my area to go to A&W to get papa burgers they were so good. But a while back they changed and cheapened their burgers, and they suck now. So disappointing.

>> No.19334391

top
lettuce
pickle
cheese
burger (thinly sliced onion cooked in)
cheese
burger patty (thinly sliced onion cooked in)
tomato
mustard
bottom

unusual but limits overall slippage ime