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>only slave free chocolate on the market
>tastes like shit and so thick it you can't even break it nicely
Why does slavery have to taste so good bros

>> No.19325930

>>19325920
The yellow one tastes good

>> No.19325941

>>19325920
turns out political soap boxes make bad products. que montage of feminist and communist business failing

>> No.19325952

>>19325920
>Chocolate company: I will pay you 5 cents an hour to harvest cocoa beans
>3rd world farmer: ok
>leftoids 3,000 miles away: WTF THIS IS SLAVERY!
Never understood this.

>> No.19326024

>>19325920
It's a metaphor. Once you stop Third Worlders from being slaves, they stop working and become shitty

>> No.19326054

>>19325920
That's not chocolate, that's a boot sole.

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>>19326054
holy kek

>> No.19326126

>>19325952
real slavery takes place at some of the plantations where the workers are basically payed in food and are threatened if they want to leave. People being payed shit wages that choose to stay there out of desperation of another issue entirely.

>> No.19326189
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Why does it look like a constipation turd?

>> No.19326234

>>19325952
>Nestle
I will buy your chocolate beans for five cents
>African farmer uses children
>American landwhale
noo you cant enslave children
>Nestle
You have to stop using children
>African farmer start using monkeys they cover with chains so they won't escape
>American landwhale
Noooooooooooo

>> No.19326240

>>19326234
worker abuse is morally wrong. I'm no landwhale and I vote with my wallet ok?!

>> No.19326243

>>19325920
The slave free chocolate organization removed them from their list of ethical chocolate companies.

>> No.19326247

>>19326234
I will never buy nestle shit because those swiss niggers tried to steal our water.

>> No.19326366

>>19325920
>the white chocolate one recently disappeared from all store shelves near me
I lost weight.

>> No.19326379

>>19326240
It's not actually nestles fault because they aren't allowed to own those farms so they have to buy the beans from farmers that employ children

>> No.19326520

>>19325920
>so thick it you can't even break it nicely

Yeah nah, I'm thinking thick and chunky chocolate bars are based. I hope that trend continues.

>> No.19326528

>>19326366
Ah shit man. Are they discontinuing the product or it was just a thing with your store?

because since you mentioned them I want to try that now Lol

>> No.19326990

>>19325920
It looks like the underside of a shoe man...probably tastes like it too....

>> No.19327010

>>19325920
>slave free
You can't tell me that's not made in a sweat-shop....

>> No.19327073

>>19326234
Haha Americans are so repulsive.

>> No.19327174

>>19325920
I'm a huge fan of the thickness and the Wonka-esque kind of 60s aesthetic the bars have going on. Even the texture of the wrapper is satisfying.

But how is the TASTE? I haven't tried them.

Somehow I doubt they're as bad as OP says

>> No.19327182

>>19326126
In Mauritania and other West African countries you can buy children to work plantations for $70.

Slavery never ended there. People argue about whether the green M&M is sexy or not, but literal slaves in forced captivity make those chocolates.

>> No.19327186

>>19327174
Pretty good, but none of their milk chocolate ones are dark enough for me. Their 51% "dark chocolate" almond sea salt bar is great, but 51% cocoa is what I'd consider a good milk chocolate.
Their 70% dark chocolate is nice too.

>> No.19327236

tonys makes tasty chocolate though, not sure why people are sucking nestles cock here, they are one of the shittier companies and make shit chocolate.

>> No.19327242

>>19327182
Why bother when you could be caring about slaves from 300 years ago instead

>> No.19327247

>>19327242
Of course. Lafawnda has 12 kids to feed and her baby daddy is in jail because of my racism. She needs mo money for dem programs of course.

Who gives a fuck about Africa. Lafawnda needs to feed all her kids that are my fault.

>> No.19327248

>>19327242
nobody does bother

>> No.19327477

>>19327186
Cool, I will definitely try a couple when I get a chance

>> No.19327692
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>>19326247

The only thing I'll miss from these satans

>> No.19327696

>>19327174
Mediocre. But I'm judging their milk chocolate, maybe one of the ones where they add shit to it is better.

>> No.19327935

anyone in this thread actually eaten one of these? i have and think its really good

>> No.19327936

sorry I don't eat gay named products

>> No.19327972

>>19327935
it’s my favorite chocolate bar but i actually chipped off part of my front tooth on one

>> No.19327976

>>19327935
I like most of them too however I'm with OP in that the shape of the chunks is shit tier

>> No.19327989

>>19327182
Why are you so racist?

>> No.19327996

>>19327972
Exactly how fragile and twink-like are you?

>> No.19328006

>>19325920
>only slave free chocolate on the market
Is it actually better than other brands that have Fair Trade or equivalent certification?

>> No.19328009

I like my chocolate like I like my labourers, dark and cheap.

>> No.19328016

>>19327935
I've tried a few variants and none of them were particularly good.

>> No.19328018

>>19326243
Because their bean processor (Barry Callebaut) doesn’t exclusively handle slave free beans.

I’ll admit I don’t like Tony’s way of adding very small pieces of stuff to their bars for every one of their chocolate+ flavors (Ritter I kneel before your fillings), but the Tony’s chocolate itself is good Belgian chocolate.

>> No.19328020

>>19325941
>que

>> No.19328074

>>19326247
for some reason i always thought nestle were canadian

>> No.19328104

>>19328074
Nestle is older than Canada

>> No.19328125

>>19325920
>only slave free chocolate on the market
so are the chocolates chunky with little pieces of slaves in them?

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>>19327247
Finally, a man owning up to his responsibilities

>> No.19328151

>>19325920
>TONY
why do people insist on putting their name on stuff? If I knew a guy named Tony, I wouldn't want to eat chocolate with his name on it

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>>19326116
it's funny you find that funny lol

>> No.19328273
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>*destroys your brain*