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I'm pure starving like I've had nout to eat and just eat is giving me shit food so I was wondering if any you lads got any clue on what to eat like the

>> No.19324554

Can't fucking spell that's how starving I am make then Africans look obese me like

>> No.19324557

>>19324552
why are you starving? do you have money?

>> No.19324564

>nout
Was going to offer help until I read this. Starve.

>> No.19324569

>>19324557
I've got little dosh left like 30 squid if that so I'm looking at someplace cheep and I've got like nae food in the gaf so like a decent restaurant or fast food place

>> No.19324571

The shoe swallows the horse, which is German for potatoes My fingers crunch under sparkly chips Make sure to wipe off your shoes on the dog, but not the cat

>> No.19324573

>>19324569
are you homeless? why did you starve yourself?
buy a bag of rice and a rotisserie chicken. maybe powdered soup too.
explain your situation

>> No.19324601

>>19324573
Full explanation me and the lads was on a bender right and I've had nothing but booze in different forms since 9pm Friday but since I've learnt I spent my whole paycheck on booze so I've only got 30 quid till I get my next pay

>> No.19324618

>>19324601
ok you are just a retarded degenerate then. you could try eating a bag of dick and die.

>> No.19324988

Just buy rice and chicken

>> No.19325100
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19325100

>I'm pure starving like I've had nout to eat and just eat is giving me shit food so I was wondering if any you lads got any clue on what to eat like the

>> No.19325106

>>19324552
Liam Gallagher is that you?

>> No.19325111

>>19325106
NIGGA HOW DID YOU SEND THAT BEFORE I DID
fuck i was typing it out

>> No.19325118

>>19325111
Well at least you got trips

>> No.19325163

You don't actually know what starving feels like.

>> No.19325272

>>19324552
Get yasel back doon to the pub for a meal ye fuckin spacka. Or gan to the chippy.

7.5/10 OP, you're mixing in american terms and posh words like "forms". Doesn't sound authentic.

>> No.19325409

>>19325100
lost

>> No.19325486

>>19324552
I don't understand what the fuck you're saying.

>> No.19325495

this is the typa shit my cat would write if he had internet access

>> No.19327392

>>19324552
Jalapeno poppers

>> No.19327538

>>19324569
Where in the fuck do people accept squids as currency

>> No.19327539

>>19324601
Rice soy sauce and eggs, make some fried rice.

>> No.19327604

>>19324601
Hrt pill give you all your essential nutrients. Remember this the next time you're drunk.

>> No.19327612
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19327612

me same problem with OP. me spend whole weekend smokey smokey. smokey no more already, money no more already. now homeress

>> No.19327679

>>19324552
I would consider getting drunk on an empty stomach to be a bigger problem for you than the fact you didn't eat anything.

>> No.19328980

>>19324988
and broccoli. No seasonings