hangover cure

[Anonymous No.19324536]

Friendly reminder that having a bunch of caffiene while you drink will eliminate any hangover you might have otherwise gotten.

The fight or flight feeling of caffiene will make you feel less drunk, and then that feeling wearing off at roughly the same rate as the alochol will make you feel comparatively less anxious the next morning.

[Anonymous No.19324551]

>>19324536
>Friendly reminder that having a bunch of caffiene while you drink will eliminate any hangover you might have otherwise gotten.
lol
lmao
what's next: speedballs are perfectly OK too? go blow out your liver, alchie

[Anonymous No.19324616]

>>19324536
>having a bunch of caffiene while you drink will eliminate any hangover you might have otherwise gotten.
exact opposite is true.
the correct ratio is:
1 pint of water
per
2 drinks

[Anonymous No.19324627]

>>19324616
It also helps to stick to low ABV drinks. If you take a shot by itself vs mix it with 10 oz of soda water that makes a big difference in how much water you're consuming, without needing to remember to have water breaks

[Anonymous No.19324728]

>>19324536
What's your police record look like?

[Anonymous No.19324735]

>>19324728
Decorated.

[Anonymous No.19324805]

>>19324536
reminder that having a good stiff drink the next morning as soon as you wake up will also cure the hangover. just in case you ever wondered why bloody mary's exist.

[Anonymous No.19324814]

>>19324805
that would just make me want to drink more. i dont know how people can stop at one

[Anonymous No.19324871]

>>19324551
Friendly reminder: When drunk and approaching the point of incapacitation, three fat lines of meth will bring you right back into the game so you can keep on drinking. Could drive too. Don't forget to do more meth after each drink.

[Anonymous No.19324881]

>>19324871
You won't forget. It's rather moreish.

[Anonymous No.19324885]

>>19324536
friendly reminder that ceasing drinking will reduce serious risks to your health, quickly give you better skin and the waistline you had at 20, and remove your asshole from a state of constant inflammation

[Anonymous No.19325093]

>>19324536
No. Hangovers are largely the effects of prolonged dehydration. Alcohol and caffeine are both diuretics. You will piss/lose an enormous amount of water when drunk, and your blood’s osmolarity (~salt concentration) will shoot way up from the water loss. You’ll go to bed, and wake up hungover because you’ve been severely dehydrated through the night, which is incredibly bad for your organs. If you want to negate the hangover, drink water through your night or before you go to bed - drink as many cups of water as you can so the ‘dehydration’ doesn’t set in through the sleep.

[Anonymous No.19325248]

>>19324881
Yeah it comes kind of naturally

[Anonymous No.19325299]

>>19324871
>When drunk and approaching the point of incapacitation, three fat lines of meth will bring you right back
This is actually true.

[Anonymous No.19325307]

>>19325093
This is why it's best to get drunk in the morning. That way you have the rest of the day to rehydrate then get a good night's sleep.

[Anonymous No.19326175]

OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.19326558]

The older you get the harder the hangover is.

[Anonymous No.19327263]

>>19324536
Might be some truth to that, I drink a "fast twitch", which is Gatorade with 200mg caffeine in it before a heavy session and I feel alright in the morning

[Anonymous No.19327276]

>>19324536
I drink plenty of homeless teens urine

[Anonymous No.19327292]

>>19324536
So far I've had the most success with activated charcoal and water before bed. Some of the Korean kudzu drinks seem to help, if you drink them before getting too drunk. The charcoal causes deathly black hangover shits, and stains everything it touches forever. Good times

[Anonymous No.19327298]

>>19327276
urine is a good hangover cure. add a shot to your hangover soup noodles.

[Anonymous No.19328491]

>>19325093
And then you're waking up endlessly all night pissing

[Anonymous No.19328508]

>>19328491
i just piss on my cat, my drunk streams arent that long. just small pisses that are like 3 times per hour.

[Anonymous No.19328513]

>>19324814
because you are hung over.

[Anonymous No.19328922]

>>19325093
>Hangovers are largely the effects of prolonged dehydration
Who the fuck is perpetuating this dumb meme? People thought this shit when I was 20. My dad thought this shit when he was 20. Now there's a new crop of dumb 20 year olds who think hangover is mainly dehydration, and that water consumption will "negate the hangover."
You do know that even if you don't trust the mountains of research that say this is horseshit, you can just test your hypothesis and see for yourself, right?

[Anonymous No.19328931]

>>19324536
Zoomies don't know that OG 4loko was killing off high schoolers before AR-15's were

[Anonymous No.19328942]

Dehydration is only a small part of the hangover which can be amelierated with pedialyte.
The bulk of the hangover comes from the process of ethanol being metabolised into acetyldehyde and that into acetone.
To defeat this process you need to combine the alcohol with cocaine, cocaine and alcohol together get metabolised as cocaethyline which does not cause hangovers.

Or bypass the liver entirely and boof your liquor.

[Anonymous No.19328944]

>>19328942

[Anonymous No.19328982]

>>19328942
>Or bypass the liver entirely and boof your liquor.
i'm listening...

[Anonymous No.19328996]

>>19328922
Mountains of research? You sound very well read with your barrage of insults. A PhD with their degree in physiology I work with would disagree with you. Sure disrupted sleep and inflammation plays a role among other factors, but the best and simplest way to mitigate this has always been hydration. Even breakthrough drug research now on hangovers acknowledges that dehydration plays a major role in any given conclusions section of primary literature.

[Anonymous No.19329040]

>>19328996
Big Water pls

[Anonymous No.19329047]

>>19328982
Not much else to say, skip first pass metabolism by putting it in your ass, or IV it.

[Anonymous No.19329101]

>>19324536

Three letters to treat a hangover and protect your liver. NAC