/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19323954]

What are your thoughts about going out to eat with your dog to cafe's and restaurants?

Pic related is me and my buddy.

[Anonymous No.19323967]

>>19323954
My thoughts are: OMG such a cute dog why isn't he at home?

[Anonymous No.19323970]

It's freakin' disgusting

[Anonymous No.19323974]

>>19323954
Logically I'd think it would be a good way to meet girls but I'm not sure how I'd transition from "oh my gooood he's so cuuuute can i pet hiiiim" to my dick in her mouth

[Anonymous No.19323983]

>>19323954
why would you get a spot in the shadow when the sun is clearly out?

[Anonymous No.19323986]

>>19323967
>OMG such a cute dog why isn't he at home?
It's good to bring your dogs outside the home.

>>19323983
Because Australia and skin cancer

[Anonymous No.19323989]

>>19323986
Yes, in the park not coughing dog germs in my coffee

[Anonymous No.19323991]

>>19323989
>Yes, in the park not coughing dog germs in my coffee
I cough germs in your coffee. Not my dog. And you will drink it.

[Anonymous No.19323994]

>>19323991
Keep your fucking dog off of the table you liberal

[Anonymous No.19324000]

When I eat I don't do anything but eat
I am a glutton, I get angry when people try to interrupt my eating
I ignore everything including my dog barking or crying
I don't bring my puppy to a cafe or restaurant because 95% of my brain is focused on eating, I don't want to have to make sure he is safe, not eating things he shouldn't
The only thing I'm ok with interrupting my eating is if someone is dying or hurt

[Anonymous No.19324002]

>>19323994
>Keep your fucking dog off of the table you liberal
He is sitting on my lap after I wiped his paws. Also not liberal not sure why you assumed.

[Anonymous No.19324006]

>>19324000
Based and gluttonpilled

[Anonymous No.19324010]

>>19324000
I don't bring mine because I might accidentally eat my puppy.

[Anonymous No.19324055]

If it's an outdoor cafe on a sidewalk, that's fine. If you bring your fucking dog inside a restaurant or patio you're a piece of shit insane person. If you claim it's a service animal, you should be shot in the face. If you say the words "emotional support animal" you should be flayed alive, covered in salt and left out in the hot sun to die slow.

[Anonymous No.19324057]

>>19324055
>patio
A patio is still outside.

[Anonymous No.19324059]

>>19324057
Not outside enough, fucker.

[Anonymous No.19324070]

>>19323954
There's some stupid government regulations about taking a dog to restautrants in the USA, the land of the free but not with my doggo. That said it's just a little more of cutting from our so called constitution to make it a socialist state.

[Anonymous No.19324074]

>>19323954
>cafe's

Cafe is? Or belonging to the cafe? Why the apostrophe, OP?

[Anonymous No.19324080]

>>19323954
kys OP faggots club torch bearer

[Anonymous No.19324084]

>>19323954
You'll never be a white woman.

[Anonymous No.19324088]

It's the ill-behaved dogs in restaurants I've a problem with. Other than that, nah it's cool.

[Anonymous No.19324089]

>>19324084
They have it harsh espesially if blonde or red haired, the niggers go after them.

[Anonymous No.19324090]

dogs are filthy creatures that have no place in civilization. one of those things islam gets correct.

[Anonymous No.19324094]

>>19324090
bark bark bark bark bark bark
I bet some little dog barked at you and now you cant deal with it, seek therapy you freak job.

[Anonymous No.19324096]

Dog worship really is getting out of hand in the US.

[Anonymous No.19324098]

>>19324090
islam gets nothing correct now fuck off

[Anonymous No.19324099]

>>19324094

>not liking some smelly loud animal means you need therapy.

You should follow your own advice

[Anonymous No.19324105]

>>19324099
Piss off slackjaw, this isn't the place for you

[Anonymous No.19324107]

>>19324090
eh i dont mind dogs they're just too up in your face and energetic
like fuck calm the shit down dick-wit and just fucking sit there, dont jump up all over me fuck off

[Anonymous No.19324113]

>>19324107
That's not the point, it's that dogs are mans best friend might and not mind you, go preach on that bubba in some prison cell.

[Anonymous No.19324115]

>>19324098
They unironically get modesty and women correct.

[Anonymous No.19324116]

>>19324115
A doggo I can trust, women not so much.

[Anonymous No.19324118]

>>19324105
>>19324113
>>19324116

These posters molest their dogs

[Anonymous No.19324120]

>>19324116

>doggo

Soyface.jpg

[Anonymous No.19324125]

>>19323989
the shitskin making your coffee is more likely to give you germs than some guys well trained dog

[Anonymous No.19324128]

>>19324125
I can go to a different cafe but I can't control these dog maniacs harassing me everywhere. On top he should have a child instead of a fur-kid, the mentally deranged leftist that is OP

[Anonymous No.19324132]

>>19324128
Maybe dogs don't like you, maybe its the skull cap you wear and the doggos are warning humans which you're not.

[Anonymous No.19324133]

>>19324132
I am not Jewish!

[Anonymous No.19324134]

>>19323974
It's probably easier to transition to the dog's dick in her mouth

[Anonymous No.19324135]

>>19324128
>I can't control these dog maniacs harassing me everywhere
how are they harassing you?

[Anonymous No.19324136]

>>19324134
This kek

[Anonymous No.19324137]

>>19324135
Just fidgeting around, coughing, barking and just to see that pill-ridden manchild or barren woman trying to control it makes me want to flip the table over

[Anonymous No.19324138]

>>19324135
hahaha *crickets*

[Anonymous No.19324142]

>>19324138
No not crickets but sane arguments here: >>19324137

[Anonymous No.19324146]

Why do some people feel they need to bring their mutt with everywhere they go?

[warm hearty dog soup No.19324153]

Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.

Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.

And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,

so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

[Anonymous No.19324156]

>>19324137
are you a muslim?

[Anonymous No.19324157]

>>19324156
No man, I have dogs myself, yard dogs and I love them but this dog-craze is not healthy

[Anonymous No.19324166]

>>19324153
Layoff the reddit spacing will ya little buddy?

[Anonymous No.19324176]

>>19324166
Cope, also die!

[warm hearty dog soup No.19324179]

Dog is an incomplete thing. Like an inferior man, he needs emotional stimuli from outside, and must set something artificial up as a god and motive.

The cat, however, is perfect in himself. Like the human philosopher, he is a self-sufficient entity and microcosm. He is a real and integrated being because he thinks and feels himself to be such, whereas the dog can conceive of himself only in relation to something else.

Whip a dog and he licks your hand—faugh! The beast has no idea of himself except as an inferior part of an organism whereof you are a superior part—he would no more think of striking back at you than you would think of pounding your own head when it punishes you with a headache.

But whip a cat and watch it glare and move backward hissing in outraged dignity and self-respect! One more blow, and it strikes you in return; for it is a gentleman and your equal, and will accept no infringement on its personality and body of privileges.

We call ourselves a dog’s “master”—but who ever dared to call himself the “master” of a cat?

We own a dog—he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But we entertain a cat—he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there.

[Anonymous No.19324182]

I have a rottie that's trained to sit and not move until I say, so obviously I think that dogs like that are fine.

Your little dachshund cross slipper Checkers that is all up in everyones business deserves to get American History X'd

[Anonymous No.19324229]

No dogs allowed!

[Anonymous No.19324276]

All these subhuman dog haters in this thread

[Anonymous No.19324282]

>>19324276
We love dogs but they should be kept at home

[Anonymous No.19324285]

>>19324276
I love and hate certain dogs, it depends on the breed and how well they were trained.

[Anonymous No.19324296]

I take my dog with for takeout or the Wendy's drive-thru but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.19324297]

>>19324296
That's ok, if the dog stays on your property

[Anonymous No.19324318]

>>19324090
most muslims are filthier than dogs.

[Anonymous No.19324331]

>>19323954
>Pic related is me and my buddy.
You should be taken out back, shot in the head, and your body left in the dumpster.

[Anonymous No.19324332]

>>19324318
Shut up kuffar

[Anonymous No.19324334]

>>19324282
Imagine having a dog only to keep it lockedup at home. Subhuman 3rd worker detected

[Anonymous No.19324338]

>>19324334
Look I dont need you parading your animal while you chug s.oy lattes you Democrat

[Anonymous No.19324339]

>>19323974
>not sure how I'd transition
Are you still in middle school?
Most of us figure this out sometime in high school.

[Anonymous No.19324342]

>>19324338
I'm not from America

[Anonymous No.19324350]

>>19324002
>Also not liberal not sure why you assumed.
He's a /pol/tard. Anyone they disagree with is a liberal/socialist/marxist/blm/lgbtq/etc.

[Anonymous No.19324372]

>>19324116

[Anonymous No.19324384]

>>19324179
>The cat, however, is perfect in himself.
You are a slave to an eight pound asshole.
Your mother and I are very disappointed.

[Anonymous No.19324389]

>>19324276
>All these subhuman dog haters in this thread
Dogs do NOT belong anywhere other people's food, no matter how tolerant you are.
I used to do IT work for a local kennel, and I fucking LOVE dogs.
But every 2-3 weeks I'd have to clean out their printers because they were jammed up with dander, hair and dead fleas.
And you want people to eat a restaurant with the same issues?
You deserve to be tossed int a wood-chipper, feet first.

[Anonymous No.19324394]

Imagine having a dog allergy and having to constantly deal with twats who have nothing better to do than parade their dogs around in public places.

[Anonymous No.19324403]

>>19324389
>Dogs do NOT belong anywhere other people's food,
anywhere *NEAR* other people's food

[Anonymous No.19324404]

I don't love it but it's better than crotch monsters, they ruin nice restaurants. They ruin airplane flights. They ruined modern civilization. Any time someone wants to take your rights away they go "think of the children", well now when I think of the children I think they should be in a burap sack getting dropped off the nearest pier, how about that?

>>19323974
>not living in an informed consent country
>not just buying from an overseas pharmacy
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19324424]

>>19324389
>Dogs do NOT belong anywhere other people's food, no matter how tolerant you are.
Dogs are cleaner then humans most of the time and they ARNT near food unless they are in the kitchen, which they are not.
>But every 2-3 weeks I'd have to clean out their printers because they were jammed up with dander, hair and dead fleas.
Yes, at a kennel. That's like crying about finding cockroaches at a farmers market.
>And you want people to eat a restaurant with the same issues?
You think dogs that are at the kennel are the same as those kept at a house in the same conditions, with the same level of hygiene?

Your argument is on the level of a highschool child.

[Anonymous No.19324428]

>>19324404
>t.
Shut up you vapid spinster

[Anonymous No.19324431]

>>19324424
just keep your dog locked in your barn we dont need to inhale his bacteria ok pls thnks

[Anonymous No.19324440]

>>19324428
The experience of eating at a nice restaurant is the reason for the cost. People do not go there just because they need calories. Your inability to figure out birth control does not give you the right to steal other people's money.

[Anonymous No.19324441]

>>19324431
>just keep your dog locked in your barn we dont need to inhale his bacteria ok pls thnks
No

[Anonymous No.19324456]

>>19324118
This poster fucks young boys before marriage because sex with women before marriage is a sin

[Anonymous No.19324478]

>>19323974
Just compliment her. Then get her number and respond really happily and ignore her.

You can be 400 lbs and live in your mothers basement. If you leave her on read after lovebombing her she will seek that affection.

[Anonymous No.19324488]

>>19324424
>Dogs are cleaner then humans most of the time
No, they fucking aren't.
Almost no human have fleas or lice.
Almost all humans shower and wash their hair on a regular basis.
READ MY FUCKING POST.
While I love dogs, most are really very filthy.

>Yes, at a kennel.
The place people keep dogs.

>like crying about finding cockroaches at a farmers market.
I've been to plenty of farmer's markets, never seen a roach.
I wouldn't eat anything from any store or market infested with cockroaches. You would?

>dogs that are at the kennel are the same as those kept at a house
Dogs don't live, long term, at kennels. They come from people's houses and return there n short order.

>Your argument is on the level of a highschool child.
And your argument is that I should accept the dander, hair and bugs you decided to bring into a restaurant.
You're a poor excuse for a human being.

[Anonymous No.19324490]

>>19324488
>>Yes, at a kennel.
You don't understand clearly.

[Anonymous No.19324491]

>>19324440
>birth control
Yes of course you rely on pills, abortions and other such methods that's why you are a barren whore and a fur-mommy, please take meds prescribed by Dr. Schlomo

[Anonymous No.19324505]

>>19324490
Use your words.
How are dogs that go from a house to kennel and back different from any other dog??
It's not dog prison, they don't spend years there.
Please buy one of pic related and check your oxygen levels, I suspect you have a medical issue affecting your brain.

[Anonymous No.19324509]

>>19324505
>How are dogs that go from a house to kennel and back different from any other dog??
The conditions they are kept in. It's like comparing a homeless person living in a tent on the highway to one living in a normal house.

[Anonymous No.19324512]

I like dogs. I wouldn’t want to set a standard for them being inside or by other people’s tables not simply because OP’s dog is xyz or anything, but because no matter how trained OP’s dog is he’s setting a standard that it’s okay to bring your dog and less responsible dog owners may not be properly grooming their dog and if they shake or have been pet nearby the air could pick up their fur and diet it into people’s plates, the dog could stare at and beg towards nearby tables, it could start barking and jumping and causing a ruckus.

I support cafes and dining establishments that cater to people who want to bring their dogs. Or even ones that allow dog owner’s outside as if I see one I will simply choose to sit inside. However, I think it’s safe to say it’s been impolite since medieval times for dogs to be allowed at the dinner table for a reason.

[Anonymous No.19324519]

Listen buddy if I can't smoke in cafes you cant bring your 'baby' either, capish?

[Anonymous No.19324521]

>>19324509
Fucking idiot. Please stop posting.
I promise not to tell you why you are near-learning-disabled level wrong if you promise to go back to /b/ and resume downloading pictures of underage boys in drag.
Fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.19324522]

>>19324491
I don't own pets. you fucked up your life for a few minutes of horniness. I'm sorry they didn't teach the birds and the bees in your flyover state school system, I really am.

[Anonymous No.19324530]

>>19324522
I am a man you skank!

[Anonymous No.19324540]

>>19324530
yeah and? it's the internet we're all men. you're still responsible for what oozes out of your dick and where it ends up.

[Anonymous No.19324544]

>>19324521
Pic is you

[Anonymous No.19324547]

>>19324544
Wow, you're such an intellectual giant amongst mere mortals.
You sure showed me, huh?

[Anonymous No.19324555]

>>19324547
Look out! This clean and well behaved dog is near the cup!
SHUT DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT

[Anonymous No.19324558]

>>19324555
sorry to interrupt the shitposting but isn't it true that those dogs are actually extremely terrible pets and will bite and generally be obnoxious because they're barely domesticated wild animals

[Anonymous No.19324560]

>>19324558
This particular breed is known for being extremely stubborn but not aggressive.

[Anonymous No.19324782]

>>19324555
Unless she just came from the groomers, she is FAR from clean.
Stop forcing others to eat unhygienic food because of your personal emotional shortcomings.

[Anonymous No.19324791]

>>19324555
I would yank my baby from the chair and get my lawyer if that dog would be around a restaurant

[Anonymous No.19324801]

>>19323954
>Can I pet him :3
Dogs are cute, make everything more fun, and filter out unhappy, anti-fun dog haters.
9/10 would do everytime

>>19323974
Talk about the dog, if she's interested in you she'll make it obvious, and then get her snap/insta.

>>19324478
>Compliment her
You're gonna creep her out, don't do that.
>Ask for her number
Stalkers go for phone numbers because it's identifiable info, you're gonna creep her out, just see if she is comfortable sharing socials at first once you guys have vibes in DMs you can get her number OP

[Anonymous No.19324836]

>>19324801
Based life enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19324852]

Hey guys it's me again. Look at all these other people who brought their dogs out for some company. They were very well behaved and everyone had a great time. Lots of people wanting to give the dogs some love and treats from their plates, yum!

I might order a pupcup next time for everyone, this rounds on me!! Haha!

[Anonymous No.19324869]

>>19324852
You should be euthanized.
Even outdoors, dogs in a restaurant makes many people uncomfortable (see this thread).
But you don't give a shit, do you?
Doesn't matter how anybody feels, escept you.
Selfish bastard.
I hope you get nut cancer.

[Anonymous No.19324873]

>>19324852
Enjoyed your reddit meeting?

[Anonymous No.19324884]

>>19324869
Didnt read

Heres Mr Sniffles about to enjoy a pupcup.

[Anonymous No.19324892]

>>19324884
>>19324873
>>19324869
Anyways. It must be a culture thing for none white countries to dislike animals. Everyone in my country loves a dog at the dinner table.

[Anonymous No.19324907]

>>19324801
What if you don't have social media

[Anonymous No.19324920]

>>19324892
>Everyone in my country loves a dog at the dinner table.
No, they fucking don't .
White guy that's lived in America all my life.
Most people I've ever met don't want dogs at the table.
You've got your head up your own ass because of how much you love the smell of your own farts.

[Anonymous No.19324933]

>>19324920
American isnt white and neither are you

[Anonymous No.19324937]

>>19324920
All the waitstaff ask to give my dog a pat (or two, haha!!). People give him treats all the time. One even sent him a free small kids burger.

Sounds like they enjoy dogs around when eating.

[Anonymous No.19324940]

>>19324892
Stop doing this you are driving me insane! The *clap* dog *clap* is *clap* dirty!

[Anonymous No.19324942]

>>19324801
>>Get her snap/insta.
Im a 35 year old boomer, is this truly how young people ask for a phone number nowadays? Because i truly cant see any man over the age of 21 asking this question to a woman and not looking like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.19324944]

>>19324869
>see this thread
It only makes non whites uncomfortable, literal subhumans

[Anonymous No.19324945]

>>19324937
I would sue you

[Anonymous No.19324947]

>>19324933
>American isnt white
Not entirely.
But I am both, and most people I know don't want a dog anywhere near the table.

[Anonymous No.19324950]

>>19324907
You already lost

[Anonymous No.19324959]

>>19324937
>All the waitstaff ask to give my dog a pat (or two, haha!!)
HA HA! And then they handle people's food, whether they know it or not.
You belong in a sack, with 4-5 cinderblocks, then thrown into the deepest part of a nearby river.
Seriously, you're a horrible cancer on society.
But laugh it up, asshole.

[Anonymous No.19324961]

>>19324940
The dog lives inside, feet and paws are washed every time it enters and exists the house. Full bath usually twice a week. Teeth brushed daily.

This is already cleaner then most on this website desu.

[Anonymous No.19324964]

>>19324937
Tell me where you eat, and I'll make it my life's work to have the health department shut them down.
If you think you're in the right, go ahead and tell me the names/locations of these public health hazards.
I fucking dare you.

[Anonymous No.19324966]

>>19324959
Didnt read.

Dogs are such a joy and you can tell the negative nelly's of the world because they dont like dogs.

[Anonymous No.19324967]

>>19323954
>be farmer
>open farm-adjacent restaurant
>state laws say "no outside animals" at the restaurant, for actual reasons
>if you bring your dog onto our ag-zoned property, you are potentially fucking with our business
>multiple signs saying "no dogs"
>website says "no dogs" and explains why
>...
>people still bring dogs
Some folks need an Emotional Support Roundhouse Kick.

[Anonymous No.19324968]

>>19323954
>>19324070
keep your fucking dog out of the restaurant
if it annoys me, i'm going to bitch to the staff and you'll be more than likely forced to tie it up outside, where it belongs
that thing bites me, i'll put it down myself
if i trip over it, i'll sue you and the establishment
now if its an outdoor patio? that's fine.
but not inside the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.19324969]

>>19324942
>Im a 35 year old boomer,
No such thing.
You were born almost a half century after the actual post-war baby boom.

[Anonymous No.19324974]

>>19324944
>It only makes non whites uncomfortable,
100% wrong.
But at least we found the /pol/tard.

[Anonymous No.19324975]

>>19324967
maybe the restaurant should be less farm-adjacent

[Anonymous No.19324977]

>>19324966
>negative nelly's of the world because they dont like dogs.
I love dogs, but you have no business bringing one near anyone's food.
Self-absorbed asshole.

[Anonymous No.19324979]

>>19324975
Maybe the dog-bringers should be more fist-adjacent.

[Anonymous No.19324989]

>>19324977
It's near my food. Not anyone else's.

[Anonymous No.19324996]

>>19324989
>It's near my food. Not anyone else's.
Yes, tit is, you self-absorbed shitbag.
Especially if you're bragging about the wait-staff touching the dog.
Try to have the slightest respect for the other people around you.
You're a horrible human being.

[Anonymous No.19325003]

i hate it. your pets are not clean or sanitary and they shouldn't be in dining areas or in shopping carts or in stores that sell groceries.
however i'm going to buy a tiny shitty purse dog and buy a purse and carry them both places.

[Anonymous No.19325011]

>>19324961
Imagine wasting this much time on a farm tool

[Anonymous No.19325033]

>>19324996
The people around me approach me to pet my dog. I don't bring it over to their tables.

[Anonymous No.19325044]

>>19325033
It's a drink and eat establishment, you should have common sense as to not bring a parasite ridden animal around that

[Anonymous No.19325048]

>>19324125

>well trained

You cannot even begin to understand how much I hate people with untrained pieces of shit. If we ever go apocalyptic, I'm chasing the first bark I hear, it's either me or you and your shitty dog, to the death.

[Anonymous No.19325062]

White people let their dogs sleep their couch and bed

White people let their dogs eat from their plates

White people let their dogs drink from their water glass

White people let their dogs french kiss them

White people let their dogs shit and piss on their carpet

White people let their dogs fuck their wives

White people are disgusting subhumans

[Anonymous No.19325064]

Yall aint gonna do shit. I'll just sip my late with my buddy here.

[Anonymous No.19325068]

>>19325064
Not hygienic at all!

[Anonymous No.19325075]

Here's the dog park across the road from my neighbourhood café. After we have a good run and play we all hang out at "the spot". We like to call it "The spot". Lets all mosey down to "the spot" we would say, haha.

"Pupcups on me fellas, lets get down to the spot!".

[Anonymous No.19325085]

>>19324153
>>19324179
Can a cat herd a flock of sheep?

[Anonymous No.19325089]

>>19325075
So that's where the gay bj's and gay sex happen huh?

[Anonymous No.19325124]

>>19324424
>niggas ok with eating roach infested foods.
holy shit what 3rd world do you live in? Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.19325130]

>>19324389
This is the correct take. Love dogs too, but keep them outside of the restaurant if you are ordering up food.

[Anonymous No.19325145]

>Wait staff and cooks regularly handling trash without washing hands, dirty dishes, smoking besides the dumpster at the back door, roaches around the food (All establishments have this, it's unavoidable), touch food, touch dirty phone, rub on pants, walk out side, collect dirty dish, touch clean dish without washing hands, pick nose, grab dish, take to customer.
This is okay

>Rover sitting quietly under a table outside
Suddenly the most disgusting then on the planet

This board truly is for brainlets and peoples opinions matches their crap food posted.

[Anonymous No.19325153]

>>19324404
CHILDLESS COPE

[Anonymous No.19325157]

>>19325089
you're thinking of the dogging park

[Anonymous No.19325160]

Wait... so what exactly is wrong with me bringing my dog to sit outside under my table? I do this all the time and nobody has ever given me problems for it. If anything I have to decline peoples advances to touch my dog who is under my legs.

[Anonymous No.19325197]

>>19323954
As long as you're a responsible owner I have no issue with it. Big dogs can be a bit much. I just hate when the owners are oblivious retards who let the thing do whatever the fuck it wants and disturb people.

[Anonymous No.19325240]

>>19323954
usually its just white people that want attention, like hey look at my $4000 pure bred husky

[Anonymous No.19325252]

>>19325145
Just dont infest my air and food please

[Anonymous No.19325315]

I take my Irish Wolfhound to small town breweries and girls buy me beers and buy him snacks. No joke, no yjk bullshit, for real.

[Anonymous No.19325319]

>>19325033
Still super-unsanitary
And that's the result of both your own personal selfishness and the irresponsibility of others.
You're forcing your own personal failings on others, right into their fucking mouths.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.19325320]

>>19325315
Wolfhounds are so awesome but they have the lifespan of mayflies

poor fella probably died by the time I finished typing this

[Anonymous No.19325326]

>>19325062
Couch, yes, bed NO.
Plates, NO.
Water glasses, FUCK NO.
French kiss?
I've seen this once, and nearly puked.
Piss and shit on the carpet?
FUCK NO.
The next two lines don't deserve a response.

[Anonymous No.19325335]

>>19324404
based, I hate your childrens. mines are cool tho

[Anonymous No.19325346]

>>19325160
>what exactly is wrong with me bringing my dog to sit outside under my table?
HYGIENE
HAIR
DANDER
FLEAS
But mostly the part where you COULD respect your fellow human beings, but decided NOT TO.
And that should be /thread.
Super happy you don't mind your dog being around your food.
But others don't like it.
Please have as much respect for human beings as you have for your furry poop factory.

[Anonymous No.19325351]

>>19324134
Thanks rusty cage

[Anonymous No.19325360]

>>19325315
I've met Irish Wolfhounds.
Played with their puppies.
They are GI-FUCKING-GANTIC.
It's incredibly rude to take them out in public.
For every "awww, isn't four-legged Sasquatch whith shitty hair SO CUTE!", there's 3-4 "I can't fucking believe that asshole would bring that thing in here", except they're too polite to say it out loud.
Stop being rude to most of the people around you just because you pretend they don't have opinions.
Unlike you, they're trying not to be rude.
Asshole.

[Anonymous No.19325366]

>>19325346
>HYGIENE
>HAIR
>DANDER
>FLEAS
humans have all this shit too, and i don't see you freaking out over humans being at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.19325373]

>>19325320
Yeah he doesn't have long to live. I'm pretty sad about it but there's no reason to focus on it until we have to.

>>19325360
Like I said, these are small town breweries, like in Idaho and Montana, mostly empty, and I sit in the booths not at the bar. Not that it's necessary, it's almost a pain in the ass to walk him because it always becomes a parade and everyone makes the same dumbass jokes about ponies and horses. I'm not bringing him into crowded inner city bars, I couldn't, he doesn't trust black people.

[Anonymous No.19325382]

>>19325366
>humans have all this shit too,
If you have fleas, please never go into any restaurant.
Hygiene issues?
STAY HOME.
Dander and hair?
How often do you wash your hair?
How often do you wash your dog's hair?
YOU
FUCKING
KNOW
YOU'RE
WRONG.

[Anonymous No.19325391]

>>19325373
>small town breweries, like in Idaho and Montana, mostly empty, and I sit in the booths not at the bar
That's a st4range way of saying "I have no respect for most of the people around me".
Grow the fuck up, child.

[Anonymous No.19325416]

>>19325391
Imagine my face, like this :P but also I have one ball and my penis outside of my face, so it looks about the same. Please imagine that for at least 30 seconds before replying to me again.

[Anonymous No.19325551]

>>19325416
This dog looks raggedy af no offence.
Please never bring him in a restaurant/cafe it's selfish and unhygienic

[Anonymous No.19325587]

>>19325551
>looks raggedy af
They're also fucking huge.
According to the American Kennel Club, males average 32" tall at the shoulder, and average 120 lbs in weight.
The ones I've met seemed considerably larger.
https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/irish-wolfhound/

[Anonymous No.19325603]

>>19325587
That's all great but I need you to keep him at home

[Anonymous No.19325614]

>>19325603
EXACTLY.

[Anonymous No.19325626]

>>19325603
>>19325614
Oops, to be clear, I'm NOT this guy:
>>19325416

[Anonymous No.19325628]

>>19324090
post hand

[Anonymous No.19325634]

>>19325628
>post hand
OK

[Anonymous No.19325642]

i think next time i see a dog inside a bar/restaurant that i don't like the look of or if the owner looks like a chode i'm gonna rub peanuts on my face (i'm mildly allergic) and scream i'm allergic to dogs and demand why dogs are in the restaurant. maybe i'll get free food out of it, and a dogfag banned. get two birds stoned at once lol

[Anonymous No.19325644]

>>19323954
Generally I think the "furkid" obsession has gone too far, but I will say this, we're in a better world than back when people would just leave their poor dogs in the yard on a ten foot chain all day, that's legit cruel, I'd rather have to eat next to dogs than go back.

[Anonymous No.19325677]

>>19325642
Maybe just call the police?
Pretty sure it's illegal in most or all of the civilized world.
Not like they'll take the owner away in cuff, but pretty sure they'll make him leave.

[Anonymous No.19325686]

>>19325642
Shut the fuck up nigger, you don't go out.

[Anonymous No.19325707]

>>19325686
i do :)
and i make sure to complain about dogs at the bar i'm a regular at

[Anonymous No.19325718]

Literally white people kiss their dogs and kids on the lips

[Anonymous No.19325719]

>>19323954
>Nice cafe that allows dogs in
>Retard brings a massive dog in
>Sits on his computer while the dog lies next to him clearly uncomfortable and unhappy
>Another retard brings five kids to the cafe
>The kids run around chasing each other unsupervised all over the place
>The dog gets really mad and starts growling at them each time they come near
I had to leave before anything happened but it was clearly just a matter of time

[Anonymous No.19325722]

>>19323974
Ask her if she is interested in following your dogs Twitter account and then show her the 2000 tweets

[Anonymous No.19325723]

>>19324969
Ok boomer.
>>19324942
>Guy asks for my number
Do you have snap?
>No
Insta?
>No
Fuck it, discord?
>No
*This guy is some sort of anti social loser and definitely wants to stick me in his freezer*
All my friends are like this, too, it's like the soft version of showing a guy where you live too early, I would just never do that, because not every guy, but a good chunk of them are stalkers who will show up at your work to harass you.

[Anonymous No.19325727]

>>19325551
That raggedy fella chased down a deer and killed it one time. It was a whole mess. I didn't have a hunting license so I had to wrap it in a tarp and hide it in my backseat, then butcher it at home. It was a learning experience for me.

[Anonymous No.19325729]

>>19323954
I don’t take my baby boy out because I have this weird fear of somebody trying to steal him.

[Anonymous No.19325730]

>>19325718
Most do not.
Mods, why you only ban ypipo for racism?
I can't say most sheetrockers are mexican, but Eurotrash and third-world brown people can shit all over Americans?
Please tell gookmoot I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.19325735]

>>19325723
>Ok boomer.
It's like you don't understand how words work.
Learn a book.

[Anonymous No.19325743]

>>19325551
Their fur is just like that you nappy headed nigger. May as well make fun of people for not having straight hair. Prepare for my left nut, then the right. Think of it as a double barrel shotgun

[Anonymous No.19325745]

>>19325723
>All my friends are like this, too,
Don't lie. You have no friends.
> a good chunk of them are stalkers who will show up at your work to harass you.
You're doing something seriously wrong 99% of guys aren't like that.

[Anonymous No.19325749]

>>19325723
You still didnt answer my question. How old are you ? And at what age is it no longer acceptable to ask such a childish question

[Anonymous No.19325754]

>>19325745
That anon is trolling but that's how it is with young girls these days. Asking for their number is like asking for their email. You can still do it if you're not an awkward fag though

[Anonymous No.19325756]

>>19325727
And you still take it to restaurants?
God I thought I only hated about 50% of /ck/ but you niggers are really trying my patience.

[Anonymous No.19325761]

>>19325642
Ummm based

[Anonymous No.19325763]

>>19325756
He's gonna catch you next

[Anonymous No.19325766]

>>19325763
Never @ me again fag

[Anonymous No.19325770]

>>19325766
He's looking through your window

[Anonymous No.19325778]

>>19325416
>>19325763
I love these guys. The ones I've met have also been super chill, like they need to conserve energy being so large. Although maybe those dogs just lacked the proper cervidae stimulus (>>19325727).

Sad that their average livespan is so short though. Hope your buddy has some years left.

[Anonymous No.19325782]

>>19323954
I first think of how lonely and pathetic the person is. Then I think about how it is a cry for attention. So I assume you are a typical mentally ill liberal and I ignore you and try to have you removed where it violates code. Sometimes I try to get thr dog to bite or snip so I have a reason to call the police and animal control.

[Anonymous No.19325783]

>>19325778
>'Buddy"
You people are fucked in the head just get some real friends you unhinged socialists

[Anonymous No.19325786]

>>19325315
I am an incredible hypocrite for many reasons but including the following.
>in theory, hate dogs in restaurants, talk shit about dog-bringers online
>in practice, almost always happy to actually see them, especially examples like Chewbacca over there, especially if he likes pets and ear scratches

[Anonymous No.19325793]

Do I have legal racecourse to have the dogs confiscated from these nuts and terminated?

[Anonymous No.19325800]

>>19325786
Oh he loves people. And don't worry he's trained, doesn't shit indoors, doesn't jump up, and is gentle with children. Except when he's wagging his tail, it's head level for toddlers so you have to watch that

[Anonymous No.19325804]

>>19325793
If you bite a dog you can get a newspaper story written about you.

[Anonymous No.19325806]

>>19323954
dogs are great animals but it is unironically degenerate to bring them into a restaurant
>took wife to a nice restaurant in berkeley for her bday
>literally nothing about the restaurant says that dogs are okay, nobody else has animals
>couple is sat a couple tables away from us and they have their fucking great dane with them
>my guess is the server was "like yea totally it's cool to bring your dog, it's berkeley lololol"
>dog is laying on the ground next to table and starts barking at people walking around
>they're literally feeding it scraps of food as the meal goes on
totally destroyed the atmosphere desu. restaurants are supposed to be congregation points where people from a variety of backgrounds can commune together in some degree and eat a well-prepared meal from the same chef. bringing animals into the restaurant just contributes to the fragmentation of categories.
>animals are below humans
>animals roll around in the dirt for fun
>animals eat outside.
bringing them inside degenerates what a restaurant is supposed to represent. so sick of this anything goes / nothing matters culture

[Anonymous No.19325809]

>>19325793
Most of the dogs at the legal racecourse just chase mechanical rabbits.

[Anonymous No.19325810]

>>19325782
>mentally ill liberal
>>19325783
>unhinged socialists
Ummmm....
This isn't supposed to be the /pol/tard containment thread is it?
Aren't you supposed to be in a different thread, complaining about ((them))?
Do I have to start a thread about veganism or something?

[Anonymous No.19325814]

>All these seething Amerimutts
Lmao. Bunch of fat fucking losers can't even look at a dog without a nervous breakdown.
You should be far more worried about Juan and DeQuanious Tyrell in the kitchen than the dog outside if you're concerned about hygiene.

[Anonymous No.19325817]

I basically think of a dog as a hairy, retarded, non-verbal toddler and I clearly remember how fucking bored I was when forced to sit at a cafe or resto or something for what seemed like forever when I was a very young kid so I'd imagine my dog would feel the same way. Ergo, we leave him at home.

[Anonymous No.19325819]

>>19325810
You wont find me in a vegan restaurant so you can bring your furry flea friends over there

[Anonymous No.19325821]

>>19323954
Untrained dogs can become a nuisance. The easiest solution is to get up from your table, drop your pants, and lay a huge steaming turd on the floor. Then blame the dog. We've gotten a lot of free meals that way. Nowadays, even if there's no dog, I just shit on the floor preemptively in case one comes in later.

[Anonymous No.19325822]

>>19325814
>Juan and DeQuanious
Neither Juan nor DeQuanious have fleas, roll around in their own poop nor eat other animals poop.
Also, I'm gonna assume they wash their hair more than once a year.
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.19325826]

>>19325819
How did you mistake me for a pro-dog-in-restaurant poster?
Typical low IQ magatard.

[Anonymous No.19325828]

>>19325806
Well yeah if the dog is barking and being unfriendly then no shit (hopefully)

[Anonymous No.19325833]

>>19324404
imagine the mental gymnastics of someone trying to justify their infertile existence

[Anonymous No.19325836]

>>19325806
Feeding dogs from the table is degenerate behavior

[Anonymous No.19325837]

>>19325822
>Neither Juan nor DeQuanious have fleas, roll around in their own poop nor eat other animals poop.
True, for that you should be worried about Rajesh the dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.19325842]

>>19325836
How old? How much does he weigh?

[Anonymous No.19325845]

>>19324404
Honestly, when my son was still an infant, I worried that I would snap and kill him. It was a genuine, horrible fucking fear that I would just smash him against a hard surface and kill him because he was so frustrating at that age. Then the guilt and shame set in, accompanying the fear. I, of course, never actually did it, but even now, I feel like shit that the thought had ever entered my mind to begin with.
Imagine other people and their frustrations with screaming children for only a few minutes (or at most, a few hours if on a flight), now multiply that into days, weeks, months and beyond.
I'm happy to report that at 5 years old, he's grown to be somehow both quiet and inquisitive and generally just a great, smart kid.

[Anonymous No.19325849]

>>19325842
He was 3 or 4 in that picture, and upwards of 120 pounds. I don't keep track of those details though so I might be wrong

[Anonymous No.19325857]

>>19325806
>be anon's wife
>husband never wants to go out anywhere
>but finally agrees to take me to nice restaurant for birthday
>he's sulking the entire time
>suddenly a couple walks in with a great dane
>beautiful animal, everyone is admiring it
>husband starts FUMING
>realize we forgot to bring the tranquilizer gun for his autism fits
>he starts raving, "it's a DOG, a DOG, you can't have a DOG in s RESTAURANT, NO DOGS, NO NO NO NO"
>so embarrassed
>apologize to the waitress, cancel our order, leave early
>he spends the entire ride home in the backseat posting about the incident on 4chan
>finally calms down enough to eat some microwaved tendies in the kitchen
>*sigh*
>doordash again, i suppose

[Anonymous No.19325860]

>>19325845
Based

>>19325849
Nobody cares you are not a parent

[Anonymous No.19325865]

>>19325857
Imagine trying to have a meal and an animal is going crazy because some childless purple haired sicko just has to be hisself

[Anonymous No.19325866]

>>19325837
Even Indians aren't as unhygienic as dogs.
Ok.... maybe I need to think about that a little more?

[Anonymous No.19325873]

>>19325857
You are clearly on a lot of meds

[Anonymous No.19325875]

>>19325860
Yeah lol that's why I don't keep track of it. Not that I would for a kid either lmao it's healthy or it ain't

[Anonymous No.19325882]

>>19325857
you will never be a parent

[Anonymous No.19325883]

>>19325730
>Lol why pipoh. Lol. Lolololol.
Yeah, it gets old.

>HAHAHA muh white fragility
Strange how Jews coined that term. They’re the most fragile of the bunch. I mean GOD FORBID you mention a wooden door.

>somebody ban this white person!
Yeah go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.19325885]

>>19325857
You will never be a woman.
And your nonsensical fantasy has never played out that way, despite there being 8 fucking billion people in the world.
Pure fantasy.
Most people object to anyone bringing a dog into a restaurant.
End fucking thread,

[Anonymous No.19325889]

>>19325865
Never happened.

[Anonymous No.19325894]

>>19325883
You seem confused.
When the weed wears off, try posting a coherent response.

[Anonymous No.19325906]

>>19325894
Who the hell are you? I wasn’t talking to you. Sit down. Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.19325928]

>>19325729
only going to happen if it's an expensive in demand breed like frenchies

[Anonymous No.19325938]

>>19323974
If she's complimenting your dog, she's basically asking to be raped. Just try and get her into an area where there aren't any witnesses and have fun.

[Anonymous No.19325951]

>>19325806
should've complained to the manager anon and gone somewhere else - loudly enough to make a scene and incite the dogfags

[Anonymous No.19325979]

>>19325951
The only non dogfags are urban white faggots and some Arabs, and most Africans. Asians love dogs but they also eat them. Everyone else loves them, y'know, because they've been our best friends for nearly as long as fire

[Anonymous No.19325990]

>>19325979
>urban white faggots are non dogfags
is this bait? they're literally the key demographic substituting dogs for children ya dumbo. literally thee type bringing dogs to places they shouldn't be

[Anonymous No.19325996]

>>19325951
And don't forget to ragepost on Facebook later! Slay qween!

[Anonymous No.19326018]

>>19325990
I don't count pocket puppies as dogs. The smallest acceptable dog is the size of a rat terrier - at least they can kill rats, and are often better at it than cats

Poorfags with proper dogs, living in cities, are guilty of animal abuse IMO. Dogs need room to roam, explore, and hunt

[Anonymous No.19326035]

>>19325749
28, I think it's more of a generational thing than an age thing, although even my 50 year old mom has a Snapchat, I just asked her.
>>19325735
It's called spoken language, get some friends and stop living in books, boomer.
>>19325754
I'm not trolling, text is not only more formal, it's easier for guys to stalk you and less convenient to block them.
>>19325745
I DMed with 20 guys last week, so I run past a would be stalker every month and half that I'm single, even going by your numbers.

[Anonymous No.19326042]

>>19326018
>Gay suburbanite
>Manlet
I love rat terriers and prefer dogs <30 lbs, big dogs knock me over and squish me trying to be lap dogs

[Anonymous No.19326049]

if its not a genuine and trained service dog (i.e. for the blind) then its unacceptable.
>yeah.... NO

[Anonymous No.19326052]

>>19326049
That's all I needed to know about you, bye.

[Anonymous No.19326056]

>>19326042
This fella climbs in your lap too, if you let him. Try being less gay, anon.

[Anonymous No.19326059]

>>19326056
Handsome!
lurcher, deerhound?
These are the types of dogs that should be allowed in pubs

[Anonymous No.19326068]

>>19326059
Wolfhound. Also a deerhound. A sighthound

[Anonymous No.19326069]

Unsanitary

[Anonymous No.19326071]

>>19326059
You need help

[Anonymous No.19326112]

>>19326068
you have a wolfhound and a deerhound?!?!
lucky.
I've had lurcher's and greyhounds. I don't have a dog just now but I'd love a deerhound

[Anonymous No.19326121]

>>19326071
pub's that don't let dogs in are shit, like wetherspoons

[Anonymous No.19326131]

>>19326112
It's crazy to me that despite the fact that any wolfhound could kill a pitbull 1v1, in the US, there's only one case of wolfhounds killing a human, where some senile old lady had 20 of them and they just ran wild on her property, and eventually killed a mailwoman because they didn't have any food. Pretty fucked, but still, for such a killer that's the only confirmed case of them killing a human. Compare that to pitbulls lmao

[Anonymous No.19326139]

>>19326121
Pubs dont let dogs in because most cunts these days cant be bothered to housebreak the dirty mutts. Id rather let in some drunk fuck with a cat or a rat.

[Anonymous No.19326146]

>>19326131
I've found most sighthounds to be exceptionally good natured with people. I've come across a few greyhounds that want to kill anything that's small and fluffy tho. Only thing close to a sighthound that i've seen that was vicious with people was a bull-lurcher (sighthound crossed with a Staffordshire bull terrier or a pit type dog). It was evil, fast and powerful. Poacher's and travellers tended to breed them.

Enjoy your dogs!

[Anonymous No.19326151]

>>19326139
I'm pretty sure that most people who hate dogs just had the poor fortune of being surrounded by people that couldn't/wouldn't train their dogs. They're not supposed to be loud and annoying all the time. I love dogs but I can't stand poorly trained bastards either, even though I know it's their owners fault for being retarded and/or weak. Inconsistent, at best.

[Anonymous No.19326161]

>>19326146
Yeah, they're very instinctive hunters. Many cases of wolfhounds being friendly with cats indoors, but killing them outdoors. But they are very good with people and children. Terrible guard dogs, they won't do anything about a thief, but if an invader physically hurts your family, it's lights out for him.

And thanks, anon. You too.

[Anonymous No.19326182]

>>19326151
I don't hate dogs. I grew up with my gramps who was a rancher and raised and bred working breeds all our life. I just hate cunts who try to finesse shit like sight seizure or anxiety shit to bring their mutts into places like pubs restaurants or airplanes where they obviusly dont belong.

[Anonymous No.19326193]

>>19326182
Yeah that shit is pretty annoying, because a lot of people abuse the system and you can't legally question them about it. An actual aid dog is gonna be quiet and obedient, unless they are trying to notify the owner or other humans of some impending health issue like a seizure. They are very strictly trained

[Anonymous No.19326264]

>>19326139
Some dude takes his cat to my local. It's utterly fucking bizarre.

[Anonymous No.19326292]

>>19326264
Whats wrong with that. Cats are mostly boring except for when they are torturing small animals.

[Anonymous No.19326396]

>>19325979
i love dogs, but they have no fucking place in a restaurant and most public establishments desu. you don't see people bringing their flea-ridden cats everywhere like people with dogs too.
the most annoying ones are little purse dogs that won't shut the fuck up, god, they are abominations of human-driven evolution. just put them out of their misery, preferably with a sledgehammer to the head

[Anonymous No.19326450]

>>19326396
My fella lays quietly, doesn't bark, doesn't jump up, but he loves when people approach him. I've taught him not to approach others because of faggots like yourself, not everyone likes it, though most do.

Again, this is in small town breweries at mid day, I don't take him into crowded places because that would be rude. People love him at festivals though, but I always have to convince parents not to let their kids ride him. Not that he'd mind, but it's bad for his back, and they only live 8-12 years anyway.

[Anonymous No.19326563]

>>19326450
those sound like acceptable places to take a dog though, i should've been more specific

[Anonymous No.19326591]

>>19326450
Let's turn the question around, how do people feel about establishments with their OWN animals? We used to have a brewpub with a pair of super friendly dogs, everybody loved them. (That's one place I would NOT bring an outside dog to though, cuz you never know how other animals will react, especially when the pub is an established "territory".)

[Anonymous No.19326677]

>>19324558
>Bite

Outside of pitbulls and pitbull mutts you're not going to find a dog anywhere on the planet that bites their owner unless they're abused, actually abused not city aged 18-25 American definition of abused.

[Anonymous No.19326725]

>>19325906
So you really are confused.

[Anonymous No.19326736]

>>19324055
>>19324059
Based.

[Anonymous No.19326738]

>>19325996

[Anonymous No.19326791]

>>19326677
>you're not going to find a dog anywhere on the planet that bites their owner
Thats not a reassurance. Dogs hyperfixated on their owners are the most dangerous and worst behaved. It's more than just pit bulls too. Majority of dogs are crap. For everyone one good dog, there's 99 bad ones.

[Anonymous No.19326825]

>>19326791
No dog breeder worth his shit suffers a dog that bites humans to live.

[Anonymous No.19326886]

I'm off to a café to get a coffee with Mr Sniffles

[Anonymous No.19326896]

>>19326791
>For everyone one good dog, there's 99 bad ones.
100% certain, you've never owned a dog.
95% certain you've never really met a dog.
But NO, they do not belong anywhere near human food, and forcing that on other restaurant patrons means you deserve to be taken out and shot.
Anyone doubt me? Google "psychopath".

[Anonymous No.19326949]

>>19326896
I owned a good dog. I thought every dog was as good as he was. Until I met and lived with other dogs. They're so low IQ and stupid. Don't even come when you call their names. Sounds like you're one of the few people with a good dog. Most dogs turn out bad because low genetic IQ and bad rearing by the owners who live in cities and go to work 8 hours a day while raising it and it turns out to be mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.19326976]

>>19326896
If the place accepts dogs hows that forcing it on anyone?

[Anonymous No.19326995]

>>19323954
owning a pet is retarded
kill all pets

[Anonymous No.19326999]

I love living in an upper class primarily white and Asian neighborhood filled with pet friendly establishments.

Can easily detect the browns and plebs by the posts in this thread.

[Anonymous No.19327039]

>>19326949
I have seen otherwise excellent dogs freak out because of some unexpected stimulus, they go into fight-or-fight mode, it's a coin flip, the latter wins, and they respond they only way they know how, by biting, despite the $200 poodle cut and velour collar.

[Anonymous No.19327052]

>>19323954
In my country it is not allowed for us to do this and if bring the filthy beast indoors you are beaten and they kill the filthy beast in front of you.

[Anonymous No.19327081]

>>19323954
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.19327082]

>>19327052
That's why you are 3rd world ahmed

[Anonymous No.19327088]

>>19323970
based

>>19324096
It's what happens when people have animals instead of children

>>19324118
No, they get overly emotionally attached to a working animal.

[Anonymous No.19327092]

>>19324125
not fleas because someone forgot Rover's medicine this month

[Anonymous No.19327096]

>>19324334
Your house smells like dog danger and feces.

[Anonymous No.19327097]

I've been taking my whippet to cafes for nearly 9 years.

He sits nicely by my side and doesnt make a sound.

Try and stop me.

[Anonymous No.19327100]

>>19326949
>Don't even come when you call their names.
I suspect you had cats, not dogs.

[Anonymous No.19327105]

>>19324389
based supreme

>>19324424
animals that eat their shit, vomit it up, and eat it again are not clean you Dog Toxoplasmosis faggot.

[Anonymous No.19327106]

>>19326976
>If the place accepts dogs hows that forcing it on anyone?
"I'm a fucking retard", the post.

[Anonymous No.19327121]

>>19324967

>it's a faggot brings their shitbull to walmart
>mauls the dog food aisle by shitting all over it

I hate your dogs inside commercial establishments so goddamn much Im going to start dropping antifreeze meatballs

>You are JUST AS BAD as faggots that have outside cats or feeds 10 strays wondering where all the songbirds are.

[Anonymous No.19327123]

>>19327106
>Go to sports field where young children are permitted to play
>Young children start playing sports
WHOA WTF HOW DARE THEY FORCE THIS ON ME

[Anonymous No.19327125]

>>19327097
>Try and stop me.
You should be arrested for actual health code violations you're actually guilty of, or in my fantasy world, taken out back and shot in the head.

[Anonymous No.19327136]

>>19327125
>>19327125
Show me the health code for Australia where my dog is sitting under a table outside.

Reminder to also touch grass and take your meds.

[Anonymous No.19327138]

>>19327123
No decent human being should ever be subjected to your poor hygiene levels because of your personal emotional shortcomings.
Just go off yourself after dropping your pseudo-wife (because no real woman will ever love you) with an actual responsible human adult.
Fucking cancer...

[Anonymous No.19327149]

>>19327136
>Show me the health code for Australia
Thankful I don't live in the same hemisphere as you, not going to bother Googling it, but pretty sure what you're subjecting other people to is a crime.

[Anonymous No.19327158]

>>19327138
What poor hygiene is that?

[Anonymous No.19327179]

>>19324404
I always let my kids cry a little longer in restaurants to make the lives of faggots like you a little worse

[Anonymous No.19327209]

I can't even tell if half this thread are shitposts, 3rd world posters, autistic posters or all 3. I'll ask Stephen.

Regardless of his answer, I will continue to bring my dog to eat with me at outdoor areas so long as the establishment permits it and it's welcomed as part of the culture of the area.

[Anonymous No.19327212]

>>19327105
>Dog Toxoplasmosis faggot.
>Felines (members of the cat family) are the only definitive hosts of the parasite.

[Anonymous No.19327476]

Looks like we broke OP and his deranged friends. We are free to enjoy a cup of Joe or a sandwich without having to put up with unsanitary d*ogs

[Anonymous No.19327511]

>>19327476
Sorry I was busy having a dinner date with Mr Sniffles

[Anonymous No.19327562]

>>19326886
Sniff sniff

[Anonymous No.19327648]

>>19324090
Mods, ban this vile dog hating piece of shit

[Anonymous No.19327657]

>>19327648
Mods are Muslim

[Anonymous No.19327669]

>>19327511
That's not good for health!

[Anonymous No.19327674]

>>19324424
>anon only thinks dogs are cleaner than humans because he craps himself constantly and lives in an ironic shithole
you exposed yourself bitch.

[Anonymous No.19327682]

My dog would probably sit there staring at me and i'd feel kinda rude chowing down right in front of her.

[Anonymous No.19327714]

>>19325085
Can you?

[Anonymous No.19327721]

>>19327682
Then you get it a pupcup :)

[Anonymous No.19327724]

>>19327721
>pupcup
Sick in the head

[Anonymous No.19327788]

>>19324182
>I have a rottie
Opinion discarded, tyrone

[Anonymous No.19327817]

>>19323954
OP is michael savage?

[Anonymous No.19328007]

>>19324801
>Talk about the dog, if she's interested in you she'll make it obvious, and then get her snap/insta.
>She'll make it obvious
>YOU JUST KNOW
I hate all of you "just feel it out it's super obvious duh BUT IF YOU ASK FOR ANYTHING WITHOUT THE RIGHT SUBTLE MUTUAL FEELS YOU'RE A CREEP THAT NEEDS TO HANG"

Autist over and out.

[Anonymous No.19328015]

I love my dog, but he's too god damn protective of my wife, so he stays home. I think it's cool when people have their (well behaved) dogs at a bar or whatever. Outside seating is the only place it's allowable around here, which I agree with.

[Anonymous No.19328191]

I hate dogs. Close to poisoning the barking one down the street. Can't figure out how to get away with it yet

[Anonymous No.19328198]

>>19328007
just give up on social interaction permanently

[Anonymous No.19328206]

>>19324801
>you can't ask for a girls phone number any more
This is why I don't bother

[Anonymous No.19328213]

>>19328206
I don't believe even the zoomiest zoomer would be creeped out by someone asking for their number

[Anonymous No.19328226]

>>19328198
The hardwiring is too strong for the need of socializing. I just cope a lot in different ways while making others awkward. You ain't making me kill myself just yet normies.

[Anonymous No.19328312]

>>19328213
They're not necessarily creeped out by it, it's just unusual. Instead they usually ask for each other's snap, insta, kik, shit like that

[Anonymous No.19328323]

>>19328312
>I was born in the wrong decade, really more of an 80's kid at heart. I'd rather get your phone number than your insta if you don't mind.

I wrote that as a shitpost, but I could see some zoomer girl being charmed by it.

[Anonymous No.19328396]

>>19328323
No you will just look like a loser with a bad snapchat score and a lack of established social media presence. The humble are merely sparing themselves from the humiliation of defeated pride, women with their natural social power probably tacitly understand that better than most.

[Anonymous No.19328400]

>>19328396
Christ is it that grim? I'm 38 and have been with my wife for 14 years.....

[Anonymous No.19328933]

>>19328400
I'm late 20s and recently returned to college, the kids are shocked to hear that you don't have a Snapchat account or whatever. But it's not a real issue unless you're awkward about it, especially cuz most of the young fellas are total faggots so you still look pretty good in comparison. When everyone's overweight or a skeleton, you only have to be slightly fit to stand out.

[Anonymous No.19328946]

I take my dog everywhere dgaf, grocery store, movie theatre, restaurants, ..everywhere
Hes quiet and well behaved and can hide in duffel bag where hes not really welcome
The only people who notice him are dog people who also dgaf

[Anonymous No.19328953]

>>19328396
Depends. I haven’t had social media for a while and just stopped using it. If she ask why u don’t have it to test you, perfect. Tell her people look retarded on social media. She will know. Tell her u lost respect for a lot of people cus of the shit they post.

[Anonymous No.19328962]

>>19328323
See ——>>>19328953

[Anonymous No.19328984]

>>19328933
Yeah you just have to embrace the boomer energy, young women like older men since time immemorial so "actually i never really use that stuff lol" just makes you Different and Mature, not like the faggot zoomers she's used to. Only if you're hot of course because whatever chad does is right so you can do no wrong. Low snap score or whatever the fuck isn't why you can't get laid. If you're ugly and short then yeah they'll hate you for that and think you're autistic for not using social media, same as anything else.

[Anonymous No.19329001]

>>19325845
Based swag money daddy, read to your kid and nurture his mind.

[Anonymous No.19329033]

>>19328984
Yeah I make fun of the girls when they brag about their high snap score lol. I don't even really know what that is. I think it's just a measure of how many messages you've sent and received

[Anonymous No.19329065]

>>19326591
I wouldn't mind if they had dogs but if they had cats I wouldn't eat there. Cats walk in their own shit and walk on top of every possible surface.

[Anonymous No.19329125]

>>19326049
>mauls your face
>eats your kids
>"service" dog

[Anonymous No.19329140]

>>19328984
>just be hot there is no problem here

[Anonymous No.19329153]

>>19329140
I mean, if you're ugly women aren't going to like you no matter what you do so there's no point even talking about it.

[Anonymous No.19329158]

>>19329153
And 81% of men are ugly

[Anonymous No.19329193]

>>19326292
Nothing. It's just weird seeing this dude walk down the path with his fluffy-ass cat on a leash then go into the pub, sit down, put the furball on his lap and have a couple pints.
Bitches love that shit, but I'm pretty sure dude's gay, but one of those gays that's not flaming. He's just too smartly dressed to not be (that and he walks a fucking fluffy-ass cat on a goddamn leash).

Also, a girl used to go to the cafe in my old neighbourhood with her fennec or some similarly fox-like creature. First few times I saw her, I thought it was a stole or something since she kept the thing around her neck but the little fucker yawned one day and I was just taken aback. Not sure it's a legal pet.

[Anonymous No.19329504]

>>19324318
i shower daily and piss in your hair, you wish you were as clean as me

[Anonymous No.19329515]

>>19329158
Yes. Have you seen men? Mostly look like shit and act even worse. 1 out of 5 is honestly better results than I would expect.

[Anonymous No.19329575]

>>19324090
Islam simply says you're not allowed to bring your dog indoors

[Anonymous No.19329609]

>>19329575
only goat wives inside, got it

[Anonymous No.19329652]

>Bringing your dog to a restaurant
Absolutely disgusting

>Bringing your dog to a brewery
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.19329926]

>>19329575
I think you're allowed if it's meant to guard something inside.

[Anonymous No.19329933]

>>19329652
I wish this gif was the "now loading" animation on old Playstation games.

[Anonymous No.19329960]

>>19323954
I'm okay with outdoor seating if your dog is relatively well behaved and won't be at the end of his leash tripping people or being in the way. People who bring pets indoors are assholes tho. Unless its some dive bar. Even worse are the ones with support pet vests and all sorts of fake bullshit while their dog is jumping on people ans growling and shit. Those people need to be disabled. Give them their wish. Break a leg or blow out their eardrums. Dicks. Rant over.

Dog looks Supa cute. Are coats like that a lot of work? Do you have to brush a lot yo prevent matting or dander?

[Anonymous No.19329996]

>>19323954
Annoying to other people. Fido should stay home.

[Anonymous No.19330013]

>>19329996
Annoying to you. Most people love it, assuming the dog is decently trained, which unfortunately seems to be fairly uncommon.

[Anonymous No.19331050]

>>19323954
Don't mind dogs at all as long as they're not violent or anything. I enjoy getting a pat from a nearby dog that looks friendly.

Recently I was at a beer garden in the outdoor, "kids and dog friendly" area and a puppy (who admittedly should have been held closer on her leash) got spooked by the sound of the band sound checking and rushed away up to a random guy, put her paw on his lap. The guy was such an unbelievable faggot about it, I'm still sitting here seething about just witnessing it a month later. Screaming at the owner, repeating how disruptive and disgusting this 15 lb well-cleaned little puppy was. Ranting about how dogs shouldn't be at restaurants, when there is a no-dogs/no-kids area 15 feet away. God damn what a dick.

[Anonymous No.19331067]

>>19324090
It's ok to not like dogs, not like cats, not like hamsters etc. But when you start talking about eradication and cruelty you enter subhuman territory permanently.

[Anonymous No.19331075]

>>19323954
i don't go to anywhere that employs service staff with tipped wages. why the fuck should I subsidize some asshole's wage? fuck you, fuckin' parasite.

[Anonymous No.19331076]

>>19324153
>The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you
Get a husky and train it well lmao, it's very rewarding

[Anonymous No.19331096]

>>19324153
I'm saving this pasta, it's hilarious and borderline adorable.
Also, you must be an absolute cretin if you believe this pompous, self indulgent drivel

[Anonymous No.19331286]

>>19324120
Hecking fluffo barkerino!

[Anonymous No.19331380]

I love my dog. My dog is well behaved, well groomed, quiet, healthy, up to date on her shots, parasite-free, doesn't beg, and pleasant to be around. When we are out and about together, she likes people-watching and occasionally gets chicken nuggets.
However I hate everyone else's dogs; they don't take care of their dogs to my standards. If your dog barks at everything, if it's being rowdy or jumping on people, if it smells, if it's covered in fleas, if its begging or attempting to snatch food, if it's being displeasing at all I hate them and most importantly I hate you.
Same goes for other people's children. I go to a restaurant to eat food in a pleasant atmosphere, not deal with other people's problems.

[Anonymous No.19331525]

Mr Sniffles having some fun at a cafe today :)

[Anonymous No.19331528]

Yummers food. 8/10 Shakshuka

[Anonymous No.19331532]

Gotta let him have a nibble.
Owner gave him a free pupcup!
Talk about the red carpet treatment :)

[Anonymous No.19331565]

>>19323954
Not a fan. You might have the best trained, most well-mannered dog alive. Other people dining at the cafe or restaurant aren't guaranteed that though. There's also the issue of errant pet hair floating around. I loathe poodle mixes though, so I'm already starting with a bias against the idea.

[Anonymous No.19331581]

>>19331525
My dog looks pretty close to that but little lighter color and for some reason they cut her tail off.

[Anonymous No.19331586]

>>19326677
t. irresponsible dog owner who sues the post office when it maces the little yapping anklebiter shit dog that runs wild terrorizing the neighborhood

[Anonymous No.19331587]

>>19331525
>>19331528
>>19331532
is he a poodle mix? handsome af ngl.

[Anonymous No.19331594]

>>19331532
>>19331525
how did we go from these dogs being nonexistent to literally EVERYONE having one

[Anonymous No.19331596]

>>19331587
are you living under a rock? where have labradoodles not completely taken over? I haven't even seen another kid of dog in like a year at least

[Anonymous No.19331598]

>>19331594
Excess covid dollaridoos?

[Anonymous No.19331599]

>>19331581
>for some reason they cut her tail off.
Unless there was a need to do that it's illegal in most countries.

>>19331587
Ty ty. Mini labradoodle. 10/10 breed will get another one in the future.

[Anonymous No.19331610]

>>19331596
Everyone owns goldendoodles here, rare to see labradoodles.

>>19331599
I love poodles, here's a pic of my toy right before he went to the groomers.

[Anonymous No.19331616]

>>19331610
That's a very unique looking poodle. Such nice ears. Do you take it out with you?

[Anonymous No.19331624]

>>19324098
i like the way they think about women tbqh

[Anonymous No.19331625]

>>19331616
Yeah we take him out to restaurants whenever there is outdoor seating. He loves going out on the town.

This is a pic of him after his grooming.

[Anonymous No.19331628]

>>19331565
>There's also the issue of errant pet hair floating around
Poodle mixed breeds don't shed.
> I loathe poodle mixes though
Why? Of all the breeds you loath these? The best mannered, none shedding, smartest breeds?

[Anonymous No.19331638]

>>19323954
t.

[Anonymous No.19331650]

>>19331599
In USA it's only illegal in 2 states. Cropping ears is banned though.

[Anonymous No.19331676]

>>19331625
why is that dog walking around naked in front of younger dogs

[Anonymous No.19331721]

>>19331676
That's his spring/summer cut. It's regularly like 85F+ and 90% humidity here in TN, he needs to be that short for basic QoL purposes. During fall/winter I let him get shaggy like picrel. >>19331610

[Anonymous No.19331723]

>>19331721
I think it's ok if he wants to do that in private but please not in front of children

[Anonymous No.19331754]

I think it's okay for the most part, but it's fucking annoying when someone's service animal is barking every 20 seconds and growling at children.

[Anonymous No.19331761]

>>19331754
If the dog is barking and growling every 20 seconds then it's not a service animal LMAO.

[Anonymous No.19331764]

>>19331761
It's an emotional support working dog, also they're nanny dogs, she's a total sweetheart she's just being friendly

[Anonymous No.19331769]

>>19331761
>If the dog is barking and growling every 20 seconds then it's not a service animal LMAO.
Why would anyone bring a dog into a restaurant with them if it isn't a service animal?
To be a massive asshole?

[Anonymous No.19331846]

>>19325749
If you regard a "phone number", whatever that is, as the only acceptable way to establish a line of communication with a woman, you're too old to be dating and you should be married already.

[Anonymous No.19332178]

>>19325723
You are a fucking weirdo.
I am an antisocial shut-in and this is coming from me. You are a fucking nutjob who has no clue about normal social relations.

[Anonymous No.19332188]

>>19332178
I think you may just never have interacted with a weird and possessive man, it's scary enough to be worth avoiding early on.
Women do it too, tbf, but guys are big and can be dangerous without weapons.

[Anonymous No.19332400]

>>19324059
You are mentally unsound

[Anonymous No.19332698]

>>19323954
If it's outside I have no problem with it. Inside, no.

Children younger than 7 shouldn't be allowed in restaurants either.

[Anonymous No.19333619]

>>19324179
Soft paws typed this

[Anonymous No.19333744]

>>19323954
I'd be worried that a fat guy or ham planet would eat my little buddy.

[Anonymous No.19333922]

>>19331628
I couldn't really pinpoint it. The style they're groomed in looks retarded, and the tear staining on really any breed grosses me out. Outside of that, it's probably just a mental association with the type of person that typically owns them. They're not bad dogs, coats are very petworthy.
>>19331721
Ah, summers here with the humidity levels are miserable.

[Anonymous No.19333987]

Owning a pet is too much responsibility, fuck I love dogs and cats, as long as they aren't mine,
Barely can take care of myself

[Anonymous No.19334208]

>>19332188
the only thing dangerous about me are my farts *lets a banger rip*

[Anonymous No.19334272]

>>19323954
Disgusting. why would you ever need to take your dog anywhere but a dog park? Hate faggot dog owners who need so much constant validation that they can't go more than 15 minutes without their ugly mutt and assume everyone else loves them too.

Only retard narcissists feel the need to subject their shit beast to people just trying to eat and enjoy being out. Half the time you retards assume everyone's creaming their pants over how cute your ugly dog is, but you get upset when people say otherwise because you can't stand anyone not validating you. Leave your mutt at home.

[Anonymous No.19334275]

>>19334208
I was actually a twink this entire time, and as a guy I think farts are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.19334286]

>>19334272
For me there's a handful of good reasons to like dogs in public, #1 being they are complete homies and deserve to be treated as such, but #2 is keeping resentful, unfeeling monsters like you out of my life.

Only a retard narcissist would be this upset someone else is having a good time, please stay home.

[Anonymous No.19334684]

>>19334272
there are way more restaurants that don't allow dogs than ones that do