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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun May 28 15:49:56 2023 No.19321392 [Reply] [Original]

post kitchen tools you can't live without. for me its the slap chop

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 15:51:11 2023 No.19321401 >>19321392 You're gonna love my nuts

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 15:57:34 2023 No.19321424 >She bit his tongue and refused to let go. Billy Mays was right, this guy was a one hit wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 16:03:40 2023 No.19321449 >goes dull the third time you use it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 16:41:10 2023 No.19321540 >>19321392 >it crashes into the blinds HOLY SOUL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 16:46:06 2023 No.19321554 >>19321392 cannot think of a more based individual honestly

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 21:51:00 2023 No.19322471 DOC!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 21:54:54 2023 No.19322478 >>19321392 Who is this Middle Eastern guy?

Anonymous Sun May 28 21:59:56 2023 No.19322488
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>>19321392
>You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades.

>Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.

>You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now.

>Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.

>You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 22:00:43 2023 No.19322492 >>19321540 The Spanish version is better because he straight up destroyed the blinds and kept on going as if nothing had happened

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 23:07:54 2023 No.19322664 File: 50 KB, 450x450, shamwow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19322478

>>	Anonymous Sun May 28 23:10:10 2023 No.19322670 https://youtu.be/-gLOALCvlMI slapping your troubles away with the slap chop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 00:02:47 2023 No.19322790 >>19322664 For my cum

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 00:39:17 2023 No.19322869 >>19321392 What happened to this guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 00:41:49 2023 No.19322877 File: 93 KB, 686x725, 1673780098873985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19321392

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 00:43:18 2023 No.19322883 >>19322869 He beat a hooker's ass then died I think

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 00:52:38 2023 No.19322913 File: 119 KB, 1391x1800, gettyimages-185712590-577af875805b4c77bfe0a0f75322b3d0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19322869 He's still shilling meme shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 01:18:45 2023 No.19323032 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWuQP6862U

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 02:52:57 2023 No.19323349 >>19321392 I never noticed before but he kinda looks like McNulty from the wire

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 02:56:19 2023 No.19323356 >>19322913 What is that product he's advertising there?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 03:25:38 2023 No.19323428 >>19323356 Hooker

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 04:55:48 2023 No.19323654 >>19322883 He demanded to kiss her (who the fuck kisses whores?), and stuck his tongue down her throat when she refused, so she bit onto his tongue and wouldn't let go, so he beat the shit out of her until she let go.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 05:23:10 2023 No.19323714 >>19321392 >>19321401 >>19321424 >>19322492 >>19322670 >>19322790 >>19322664 >MIRA MI HUEVO >AHORA TU VIDA ESTA MAS EXCITANTE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 06:47:27 2023 No.19323878 >>19321392 Vice had a stroke, that's why he always faces the camera weirdly like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 06:49:19 2023 No.19323881 >>19323654 double basebola

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 07:09:27 2023 No.19323905 File: 170 KB, 2560x1706, AdobeStock_129787725-scaled.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19321392 >post kitchen tools you can't live without. Pic related your mom

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 08:26:13 2023 No.19324033 The Jack Chop is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSRVy91LPVE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 08:54:20 2023 No.19324085 >>19323905 not milfy enough

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 16:04:16 2023 No.19324985 >>19323905 looks almost exactly like my wife. pull your fucking hair back when you cook and those onions or whatever are going to make her stupid big hair stink for days which means the pillows are going to stink

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 16:36:19 2023 No.19325061 >>19323654 I've kissed whores in Tokyo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 16:59:38 2023 No.19325108 >>19322877 Mine's faulty and doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:02:22 2023 No.19325114 File: 13 KB, 540x540, SIL_Spatulas_OXO-Good-Grips_Everyday-Silicone-Spatula_11280300_75542_xi1bbe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19321392 I live it so much, I can't believe I ever struggled to do the same with a spoon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:12:59 2023 No.19325147 >>19325061 Did they smell like sushi?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:15:06 2023 No.19325155 >>19325061 not any better than a SEA hooker

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:23:24 2023 No.19325178 File: 35 KB, 612x612, 6e30aaa8-724c-4d4c-940b-0fe1c1dd28ad.a553561616d685a6f6ca2e7d70791be2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this thing rules and it's easy to clean

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:26:36 2023 No.19325186 File: 450 KB, 1024x768, IMG_0534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I go through about six dogs per month.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:29:21 2023 No.19325192 >>19325178 What a nice Teflon pan you got there

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:39:07 2023 No.19325225 File: 95 KB, 1200x675, 1656817658458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19325192 thank you it was an heirloom (from your mom)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:56:15 2023 No.19325253 >>19325178 Do you use it as that picture is using it? I currently have a utensil that can be used elsewhere but almost exclusively is used browning meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 17:58:16 2023 No.19325257 >>19322664 The Jizzle

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 18:00:19 2023 No.19325266 File: 122 KB, 550x550, w_5_0009613_flanged-medieval-mace_550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19325178

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 18:15:44 2023 No.19325294 >>19322877 These are so hard to find these days

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 18:19:05 2023 No.19325304 >>19325253 yes it really makes it so much easier

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 19:58:44 2023 No.19325593 >>19321392 More like slop chop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 21:40:36 2023 No.19325909 >>19322913 Is that the hooker that bit his tongue off?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 03:57:20 2023 No.19327065 isn’t he sneaky jewish

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 03:58:10 2023 No.19327071 >>19327065 > Offer Shlomi (Hebrew: עופר שלומי; born April 25, 1964), better known as Vince Offer or Vince Shlomi, is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, director, writer, and comedian. not only did he change his last name, but his entire name

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 03:59:42 2023 No.19327075 >>19323356 soul drainer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 04:05:23 2023 No.19327101 >>19322488 >Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now Checked and thanks for the laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 04:06:06 2023 No.19327104 >>19321392 Slap chop my fucking foreskin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 07:12:25 2023 No.19327502 >>19321392 Billy Mays here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 08:11:01 2023 No.19327594 >>19327502 With the suicide ladder

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:06:41 2023 No.19328232 >>19325909 No it's his daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:25:09 2023 No.19328272 File: 91 KB, 263x350, S53fe3cf95b3a448d9afafe5315655608o.jpg_350x350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19321392 Towels. Tamagoyaki spatula.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:42:54 2023 No.19328322 File: 11 KB, 236x277, 76898e3922fb4dd7db2a48022eef276a--chinese-restaurant-funny-shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19325186

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 01:10:33 2023 No.19330068 >>19327594 now that's a classic of a YTP

Anonymous Wed May 31 01:21:30 2023 No.19330120
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We had one cause my mom gets "as seen on tv" stuff for free. It doesn't cut anything. Tried to cut an onion it just squished it without cutting and getting stuck.
The Ultimate Chopper works pretty good, only downside its kinda small.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 01:47:47 2023 No.19330218 File: 754 KB, 750x1334, 5EB1A904-8C3D-4361-8682-59B797D77675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19321392 German steel Mercer chef knife set. Stock pic bc my roll is at work and I’m currently on my weekend. Will post machete next.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 01:50:42 2023 No.19330222 >>19321392 TWIST THE SKIN OFF MY PEENUS https://youtu.be/z5T5XirxU-8

Anonymous Wed May 31 01:51:19 2023 No.19330224
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>>19330218
Machete. This mf is the most useful meat knife I’ve ever used. Makes chopping/filleting/cleaning everything from bacon to flank steak easy as all hell. And I can use it As a machete when I go camping

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