/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19319619]

wtf leaf bros this shit is vile i am visiting canada for the first time and hear this is a popular place but the coffee was awful and so was my breakfast wrap and i got served by some kid that looked like he wanted to kill himself

[Anonymous No.19319633]

everyone here hates it here you dumbass
it's like wafflehouse for us

[Anonymous No.19319639]

goyslop is goyslop in every country

[Anonymous No.19319643]

>>19319619
So the coffee matches your thread.

[Anonymous No.19319653]

>>19319619
For me it’s their canned soups
>>19319633
What? Everyone loves Waffle House here

[Anonymous No.19319677]

people are always calling corporate and complaining that the stores have too many brown people in it.

[Anonymous No.19319684]

>>19319633
waffle house is fucking good lmao people just meme on it because it's open 24/7 so drunk people go there at 2 am

[Anonymous No.19319688]

>>19319677
>You damn bastards those new canadians are what you talking about!

[Anonymous No.19319702]

>>19319619
As a tourist, indeed it's profoundly disappointing, unless you understand that Canada has much greater influence from Britbong culture. Consider Douglas Adam's comments upon British pub sandwiches:
>There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
>"Make 'em dry," is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national consciousness, "make 'em rubbery. If you have to keep the buggers fresh, do it by washing 'em once a week.''
>It is by eating sandwiches in pubs on Saturday lunchtimes that the British seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been. They're not altogether clear what those sins are, and don't want to know either. Sins are not the sort of things one wants to know about. But whatever their sins are they are amply atoned for by the sandwiches they make themselves eat.
Likewise, Canadians eat shit and they know they're eating shit but it's somehow accepted as punishment for the crime of not being born slightly further south. There is a strong element of, "it may be shit, but at least it's our shit." (See also: Fidel Trudeau's reelection history.)

[Anonymous No.19319703]

>>19319684
its the people that go there, or desu, its the types of people that live in usa now.

[Anonymous No.19320187]

>>19319702
lmao

[Anonymous No.19320363]

>>19319619
Yes we know it's vile. They've successfully marketed themselves as Yay Canada, people will sit in a drivethrough lineup for 20 minutes to get a giant cup of hot shit so they have something to hold onto during their kid's hockey practice, it makes them feel like they are partaking in Canadian Culture. You're not supposed to think about how fucking terrible the coffee or the food is, just buy it and fit in with all your associate employee contemporaries

[Anonymous No.19320384]

>>19319703
>or desu, its the types of people that live in usa now.
I can't stand those native americans... always looking at me funny, always scheming, always thinking of ways to overthrow the American government, to overthrow Democracy, and to turn this nation into a fascist state. They are even worse than white people who are racist because of their skin color.

[Anonymous No.19320447]

>>19319619
it's not fancy and it's cheap. people go here instead of starbucks.
it's for people who work.

[Anonymous No.19320628]

Apparently it used to be better.

On August 26, 2014, Burger King agreed to purchase Tim Hortons for US$11.4 billion.[12] The two chains became subsidiaries of Toronto based holding company Restaurant Brands International, which is majority-owned by Brazilian investment firm 3G Capital, on December 15, 2014

[Anonymous No.19320881]

>mfw canadians dont even own their own shitty fast food cafes anymore

[Anonymous No.19320976]

>>19319619
>go to Canada
>visit a brazillian coffee house
???
what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.19320993]

>>19319633
Waffle house is good though

[Anonymous No.19320994]

>>19319619
It’s still better than Dunkin Donuts. I got stuck on a flight for 20 hours once. I wasn’t doing keto, so I was starving. I got off the flight and Dunkin’ Donuts was the only thing open so I just went another hour without food. That shit is NASTY.

Tim Hortons - B+
Dunkin Donuts - D-
Starbucks - C

[Anonymous No.19321002]

>>19320993
This. It’s the king of slop.

Sure, it may be a 3,000 calorie breakfast, but it sure does taste good.

[Anonymous No.19321024]

>>19320994
I wouldn't doubt this. Dunkin is fucking awful and I don't get how they're so big

[Anonymous No.19321031]

>>19319619
its reheated frozen food sold by a brazilian marketing firm. i dont know if they have potato wedges anymore but those were the only thing worth getting in recent years

[Anonymous No.19321042]

>>19319619
And if you listened to Canadians, you'd know it's foul. But we still go here out of obligation to an iconic "Canadian" brand (owned by a Brazilian private equity firm) or because it's the closest coffee shop.

[Anonymous No.19321100]

>>19321042
There's a Tim Horton's right in front of my store. I still go out of the way to go to the local café a few corners away when I want a hot drink. Only thing I buy from Tim's is muffins.

[Anonymous No.19321133]

>>19319619
I'll take it above Dunkin or Starbucks every day. It's not groundbreaking, but it's decent and consistent.

[Anonymous No.19321147]

>>19319653
I see this in stores and refuse to buy it. Their food is fucking awful, I'm not buying it from the store.

[Anonymous No.19321157]

>>19319619
Go again and order the same thing. You will somehow have a worse experience.

[Anonymous No.19321181]

I lost so much respect for canada once I got a chance to try 'their' chain

at the root is a classic case of corporate fleecing its franchise owners, quiznos did the same thing. All the Timbos around me shut down at once a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.19321188]

>>19321133

dunkin is way better

[Anonymous No.19321307]

>>19321157
has there been a bigger fall from grace in Canada than Tim Horton's?

[Anonymous No.19321316]

>>19321307
their government, also they used to be the "nicer america" now they are starting to shoot each other more frequently as well

[Anonymous No.19321327]

>>19319619
If it's not staffed by fat Filipino women it's not going to be good.

[Anonymous No.19321332]

>>19321327
of all the subservient races that Trudeau imports here, the filipinos are really the best.

[Anonymous No.19321334]

McDonald's in Canada now has the beans that Tim Hortons used to have. They have actually good coffee right now.

[Anonymous No.19321336]

>>19321334
I should specify good for drive thru/fast food coffee

[Anonymous No.19321365]

Honestly love their famer's wraps and shitty cheese and egg muffins. Their regular coffee is disgusting, its true. But its all so cheap. And when it's averaging -25C outside for three months of the year the culture is to have a hot drink in your hand and in your stomach. Next time you go ask for a white hot chocolate with a shot of espresso - one of my former Filipina co-workers who used to work at Tim's got me onto it.

[Anonymous No.19321377]

What's everyone's thoughts on A&W restaurants? I know they're in the States but they're way more common in Canada it seems, at least in Western Canada.

[Anonymous No.19321382]

>>19321377
decently good for a fast food burger. i would still rather eat at wendys

[Anonymous No.19321388]

>>19319619
Aye, it’s terrible coffee and they always serve it way to fucking hot. I’d rather go to Humpties.

[Anonymous No.19321390]

>>19319619
Canuckians loose again

[Anonymous No.19321487]

>>19321316
the maple tree of despotism needs to be watered

[Anonymous No.19321506]

>>19321377
A&W Canada is a different company than A&W in the states.
that being said, they're fine.

[Anonymous No.19321647]

>>19319619
only thing I still enjoy from there is the honey mustard sauce. I don't know what it is, but I find it delicious.

[Anonymous No.19321673]

>>19320628
Came to say this. Back a few decades it was quite good, but especially since then it's tanked in quality and gets worse and worse. Also used to be when I was in high school a pretty decent job. My cousin worked there, learned how to bake and became a baker. But that was when the stores actually made doughnuts, not just have them shipped from factories.

Gun to my head I'd eat fucking Mac Donalds over Tims at this point which is rough.

[Anonymous No.19321683]

The only leaf franchise worth visiting.

A burger place that has a topping & condiment bar like Subways, can't believe this model isn't more popular.