FOOD GORE

[Anonymous No.19315080]

Do your worst

[Anonymous No.19315084]

No

[Anonymous No.19315089]

add some vegetable and fix presentation and thats not bad at all

[Anonymous No.19315095]

>>19315089
No one asked

[Anonymous No.19315110]

>>19315095
>do your worst
you didnt even do bad retard

[Anonymous No.19315121]

Nazis are cute

[Anonymous No.19315124]

>>19315110
Literal schizo

[Anonymous No.19315128]

>>19315080
>noodles in a sauce
Where's the sauce?

[Anonymous No.19315142]

>>19315121
I say this

[Anonymous No.19315156]

>>19315080
>you can never eat plain food at home or you are a chud
Yall have the strangest ways of trying to make friends

[Anonymous No.19315258]

>>19315128
sauce is for brown people or something

[Anonymous No.19315259]

>>19315258
I say this.

[Anonymous No.19315267]

>>19315259
Very wrong. The french make many sauces.

[Anonymous No.19315270]

>>19315267
I didn't say this.

[Anonymous No.19315279]

>>19315080
>literally-who's opinion: discord edition
this is the cancer that is killing 4chan

[Anonymous No.19315301]

>>19315080
>Whole foods
>Literal 2 pounds of white pasta
It's a good think fitness bros are hot...

[Anonymous No.19315445]

>>19315267
Have you been to Paris lately?

[Anonymous No.19315469]

>>19315445
Yes. Next question.

[Anonymous No.19315479]

>remember a white kid telling me his favorite food was butter and pasta
Do wypipo really?

[Anonymous No.19315492]

>>19315479
Literally my little sister
She likes red sauce on pizza just fine but hates any pasta with any sauce on it at all. I don't fucking get it

[Anonymous No.19315562]

>>19315080
Where's the sauce???

[Anonymous No.19315573]

>>19315089
Steaks look about 3 minutes overdone

[Anonymous No.19315755]

>>19315573
mmm leather

[Anonymous No.19316025]

>>19315492
We have the same little sister.

[Anonymous No.19316635]

>>19315492
>>19316025
Can I kiss her?

[Anonymous No.19316652]

why put carbs in your body, especially so much of it?

[Anonymous No.19316659]

>>19315080
super gay post, OP. slurp slurp nigga

[Anonymous No.19316660]

reddit thread

[Anonymous No.19316701]

[Anonymous No.19316710]

>>19315080
This is a bad food gore thread

[Anonymous No.19316756]

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>>19315080
Where's the gore? It looks fine, probably tastes good too.

[Anonymous No.19316773]

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[Anonymous No.19316786]

This is "mid-west style pizza"

[Anonymous No.19316790]

>>19316773
Am I retarded or did they just make BBQ beans out of BBQ beans

[Anonymous No.19316791]

>>19316766
why are those waffles so pale?

[Anonymous No.19316802]

>>19316790
>he doesn't make his bbq beans with bbq beans
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19316845]

>>19315080
> pfp is some edgelord larp shit too
Kek, checks out
>>19316764
This is true food gore. It's just nasty shit that someone seriously made to feed other people.
>>19316766
This is food comedy, because it was clearly made as a joke.

[Anonymous No.19317032]

>>19316701
I used to do this sometimes, except I'd eat the skin off first and then the meat. Not peel it like a fucking orange.

[Anonymous No.19317044]

>>19316786
Can the midwest just have all food and ingredients banned already?
Please, for their own sake, just force them to import foods made by and for competent people with taste.

[Anonymous No.19317045]

>>19315080
why the fuck are /fit/cels so adverse to seasoning their food? It's like they have some sort of brain disease.

[Anonymous No.19317047]

[Anonymous No.19317089]

>>19315080
based as fuck wish he was my friend

[Anonymous No.19317202]

>>19316758
Just slop. Dude doesn't know what he's doing at all.

[Anonymous No.19317206]

>>19316764
Marshmallows should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.19317213]

>>19316783
You motherfucker

[Anonymous No.19317222]

>>19315080
>literal discord screenshot
please to kill yourself, bud

[Anonymous No.19317228]

>>19317206
why is /ck/ like this

[Anonymous No.19317229]

>>19316786
I'm NEVER eating that. I love trying new things, but I just saw what appears to be sliced bread with american cheese slices on top. I don't give a fuck what could possibly be in between. And this is in a pizza box like it's actually pizza. For shame!
I guess I'm surprised midwest pizza doesn't somehow involve tater tots though. I kinda assumed it would.

[Anonymous No.19317234]

>>19316791
they're frozen waffles which aren't toasted. This is a photo op which was never intended to be eaten.

[Anonymous No.19317235]

>>19317047
>carb restricted
>toast
>biscuits
Wtf is happening here

[Anonymous No.19317236]

>>19316802
>incapable of utilizing dry beans in a 5 HOUR slow-cook which also includes all the other ingredients needed to make canned baked beans

Pointless redundancy. That's why it's complete mush after those hours. Canned beans are already soft.
You're not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.19317240]

>>19317047
I don't see bacon.

[Anonymous No.19317244]

>>19317235
>>19317240

[Anonymous No.19317273]

Some butter, salt pepper w steak juices sounds pretty good. Maybe some parm

[Anonymous No.19317297]

>>19315445
Yes. What about it?

[Anonymous No.19317298]

>>19317047
>>19316786
how do americans live like this
I am begging them to use herbs and spices

[Anonymous No.19317372]

>>19316781
i see nothing wrong here

[Anonymous No.19317387]

>>19317298
biscuits and gravy is a simple white roux made from sausage fats , its very flavorful

[Anonymous No.19317397]

>>19317047
>>19317235
Hospitals and nursing homes. I swear man I’ve seen it time and time again. They feed the worse food to people and pass it off as fitting diet restrictions. They literally would give cake and sweets to diabetics.

[Anonymous No.19317400]

>>19317387
More than flavorful it’s the bomb. I was shocked when in Alexandria VA they didn’t serve it.

[Anonymous No.19317404]

>>19317387
looks like vomit anon
zero herbs or spices, just bland looking

[Anonymous No.19317418]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Should I be concerned that none of these ingredients look temperature-controlled?

[Anonymous No.19317430]

>>19317418
Typical Brazilian shit

[Anonymous No.19317461]

>>19317430
It's not typical, it's a bottom of the barrel place
I've eaten at many great pizzerias here, at least in my region
t. Brazilian

[Anonymous No.19317462]

>>19316701
Fried chicken I can understand as it falls off, but nuggies, why?

[Anonymous No.19317467]

>>19316766
What kind of waffles and where did they come from?

[Anonymous No.19317470]

>>19317206
Unless it's for a fluffernutter.

[Anonymous No.19317473]

>>19317461
The Brazilians I come across and most of the time are in a lot of ways bottom of the barrel. No offense. Very few are really knowledgeable, educated(not academically) and good people. But it may be selection bias

[Anonymous No.19317479]

>>19317404
country sausage is heavily spiced and from there you just black pepper it the fuck up
and don't act like Europe doesn't have a plethora of different white sauces

[Anonymous No.19317497]

>>19317479
>american thinks black pepper makes their bland vomit spicy

[Anonymous No.19317590]

>>19317497
weak bait and full retard
its basically alfrado sauce with sausage instead of parm

[Anonymous No.19317599]

>>19317590
Look how mad the American gets when you dare accuse his food of being bland.

[Anonymous No.19317648]

>>19317599

[Anonymous No.19317651]

>>19316758
I live in China and it's good to see people demystifying and dubunking the amazingness of Chinese food. For every delicious dish you have something like this. Honestly most of the cooking follows the same tired steps:
>Add a fuckton of oil and crank heat high
>Dump in peppers, fragrants and burn the shit out of them. Be sure to include a bunch of inedible shit
>??? Add some meat, vegetables, whatever
>Add bits of oil or water or sauces now
>Now serve your creation which is guaranteed to be 50% bones/inedible fluff shit. Because there's no better way to enjoy food than constantly picking out the tiniest edible morsels out of a sea of inedible shit.

[Anonymous No.19317661]

>>19317648
Maybe you will think twice before calling other country's foods bland now that you know how it feels, American.

[Anonymous No.19317665]

>>19317651
bro thank you
so tired of pretending a bowl full stems, bone, shrimp tails and cartilage is a exotic dish

[Anonymous No.19317670]

>>19317651
>woah you think Chinese food is SO delicious but it's ACTUALLY just frying food on a high heat in oil!
I mean I guess
Idk what you think I'm supposed to take away from that though

My realisation, after living in China, was totally different to yours. I realised that when people say that Chinese cuisine is really made up of multiple independent and different cuisines...they were completely right. The proof was how you could go to a Cantonese restaurant in Shanghai and it'd SUCK. It'd be identical to mediocre Cantonese restaurants in the West...because Shanghainese people can't tell the difference any more than Westerners can! It's just as foreign to them!

Also, wow, they LOVE British/French/Italian pastries.
>>19317665
We eat all those things in the West, why would it ever have been exotic? And what's wrong with a fish stock stew anyway?

[Anonymous No.19317681]

>>19317661
>hot sausage is bland

[Anonymous No.19317686]

>>19316758
>Oil instantly becomes cold from the massive influx of meat
Mmmm, can't wait to eat chicken bloated with oil in every bite!

[Anonymous No.19317688]

>>19317681
Zero IQ

[Anonymous No.19317693]

>>19317670
>And what's wrong with a fish stock stew anyway?
it a bowl full of scraps

[Anonymous No.19317704]

>>19317693
So?

[Anonymous No.19317785]

>>19316764
I see no issue

[Anonymous No.19317791]

>>19317397
that's fucked up. you think hospitals would manage at least

[Anonymous No.19317812]

>>19316701
The most upsetting thing about this has nothing to do with the peeled nuggets, but rather the fact that the author used the second-person plural pronoun, then failed to match it with the second-person plural POSSESSIVE pronoun, which is "y'all's"; i.e., "Do y'all peel y'all's nuggets?"

[Anonymous No.19317823]

>>19316766
looks like it would taste good, but i wouldn't eat it because it's rude to my friends to get cancer

[Anonymous No.19317838]

>>19317681
never had that, but my mom used to get "Gimme Lean" when i still ate crap instead of whole plant foods

my mom got fat after being memed into guzzling olive and coconut oils

[Anonymous No.19317855]

>>19317244
wtf happened to the farms?
i need my ja/ck/ updates

[Anonymous No.19317867]

>>19316760
imagine showing this to someone from india lol

[Anonymous No.19317874]

>>19317855
it's on tor, url is on the telegram channel

[Anonymous No.19317882]

>>19316773
>>19316790

[Anonymous No.19317885]

>>19316756
dunno if that's where this pic was taken specifically but they sell this shit at a gamer & weeb mall in Mexico city

[Anonymous No.19317910]

>>19317461
>t. paulista

[Anonymous No.19317915]

Whiskey

[Anonymous No.19317919]

>>19317910

[Anonymous No.19317926]

>>19315479
nothing wrong with sketti and butter

[Anonymous No.19317930]

>>19316760
feeding time

[Anonymous No.19317940]

>>19316760

[Anonymous No.19317939]

>>19316764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRSHOxLQ9s

[Anonymous No.19317954]

>>19316781
is this featureman cuisine? Even jack isn't this far gone.

[Anonymous No.19317982]

>>19315080

[Anonymous No.19317983]

>>19317940
anon pls explain
what exactly is happening in this webm?

[Anonymous No.19317985]

>>19317982
toast made in a greasy skillet and topped with eggs and whatever.

[Anonymous No.19317991]

>>19317985

[Anonymous No.19317995]

>>19317991
2 cans of plain refried beans plonked onto tortillas and fried in a dirty skillet.

[Anonymous No.19317999]

>>19317995
find the wrapper in this picture

[Anonymous No.19318049]

>>19316786
I think you mean "this one specific town in Pennsylvania which isn't even in the Midwest"

[Anonymous No.19318071]

>>19317910
I don't know what this is and I don't want to know what it is. It looks like someone put a finger-food tray's contents into a cake mold and pressed dog shit into it.

[Anonymous No.19318093]

>>19317874
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.19318103]

>>19317999
why does it look like a colonoscopy?

[Anonymous No.19318126]

>>19316791
Why the fuck are concerned about the waffles, what the fuck is the blue syrup

[Anonymous No.19318132]

>>19318126
It's blue, and probably has an expiration date of fifty years from now.

[Anonymous No.19318153]

>>19317991
Nothing wrong with this whatsoever, a peasants lunch a peasant could only dream of. Sorry you can't handle man portions.

[Anonymous No.19318156]

>>19317991
This one I think is the worst. Looks like he had a vice grip a screw driver and perhaps more tools where he's cooking food.

[Anonymous No.19318171]

>>19316758
where do i get a spice shovel

[Anonymous No.19318182]

>>19318126
Blue Waffles delicious :)

[Anonymous No.19318217]

>>19317497
When you eat good food it isn't necessary to bury it in 500 grams of chilies and coriander. When you eat shit-tracks, spinal cords, and feet spices are much more important.

[Anonymous No.19318221]

>>19316766
I bet the frozen waffles have egg

[Anonymous No.19318317]

[Anonymous No.19318452]

A 4CHAN HOOD CLASSIC

[Anonymous No.19318504]

>>19315089
Even with veggies that looks bland. It needs some kind of sauce

[Anonymous No.19318576]

>>19317244
TIPTOP ZOZZLE!!
They fuckin' HATE him there too...

[Anonymous No.19318588]

>>19316786
yeah Altoona style, from the famous midwest state of pennsylvania. 4 hour drive from nyc.

[Anonymous No.19318602]

>>19317999
>checked
What do I win??

[Anonymous No.19318604]

>>19318171
Tractor supply...But for a truly authentic Chinese one, Harbor freight.

[Anonymous No.19318616]

>>19318452
This is literally vomit inducing. I wonder if he's still alive

[Anonymous No.19318624]

>>19317298
>how do americans live like this
too dumb to notice this is a hospital meal for someone with dietary restrictions

[Anonymous No.19318625]

>>19317812
no you're just autistic because it makes complete sense.

[Anonymous No.19318672]

>>19316781
this is
>>19317995

[Anonymous No.19318688]

>>19318153
>>19318156
he's a fat tub of lard that lives in an shack in a desert 60 miles from anywhere and survives off ebt and blowing truckers.

[Anonymous No.19318709]

>>19316781

[Anonymous No.19318767]

>>19318624
>pay eight billion US dollars
>get given bland slop
I'd rather just die at the scene of my injury desu

[Anonymous No.19318781]

>>19318452
Absolutely disturbing
I want to help this man

[Anonymous No.19318784]

>>19318781
>I can fix him

[Anonymous No.19318807]

>>19316766
...blue waffles?

[Anonymous No.19318825]

>>19317985
This looks great. How is this gore?

[Anonymous No.19318828]

>>19316764
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ASTERISK FOR? WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU OF?

[Anonymous No.19318834]

>>19318452
my uncle passed away about six months ago and i had to clean out his flat and it was basically like this
hoarding is a hell of a thing

[Anonymous No.19318845]

>>19315479
Buttered noodles is a real dish.

>>19317926
I actually once tried "sketti" when Honey Boo Boo was the most popular thing on TV. The saddest thing is that I didn't hate it. I didn't love the dish either, but I'm disappointed in myself for not hating it more.

[Anonymous No.19318851]

>>19318825
look at this picture >>19317995
the eggs on sandals was fried in that skillet.

[Anonymous No.19318857]

>>19316701
I used to peel the toppings off of pizza in order to eat the best part last.

[Anonymous No.19318863]

>>19318784
Nothing wrong with Leberkäse and pretzels, but I honestly think it's really weird that the mustard provided at a sit-down restaurant is in the form of an individual packet, which is normally used for takeout orders.
I wonder if this is a weird quirk of southern Germany. I'm guessing the guy is in Bavaria, considering the cuisine, and I've had the same thing happen to me in neighboring Salzburg, Austria.

[Anonymous No.19318879]

>>19318156
>a vice grip a screw driver and perhaps more tools where he's cooking food.
nothing wrong with that, i've cooked on a camp stove on my work bench before

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[Anonymous No.19318900]

>>19316786
Pennsylvania isn't the Midwest

Not even close

Stfu faget

[Anonymous No.19318901]

[Anonymous No.19318902]

[Anonymous No.19318904]

yummerz

[Anonymous No.19318925]

>>19315492
Add some garlic and chili flake and that's pretty bomb actually

[Anonymous No.19318947]

>>19318886
Lol

[Anonymous No.19318951]

>>19318049
>>19318588
>>19318900
Cope

[Anonymous No.19319034]

>>19318886
Good fucking grief..
Did the morons not know what an isosceles triangle is?
They were trying to be smart and went for equilateral?
Even in my teens working at a pizza joint, we would've gotten this joke.
The future looks retarded.

[Anonymous No.19319038]

>>19318897
Fucking Free-Bleeder freaks...
Up there with PISS DRINKERS.

[Anonymous No.19319042]

>>19318899
>checked
...AND I think you just won the thread, anon.

[Anonymous No.19319049]

>>19318904
its fucking studded with corn nuggets fuck off

[Anonymous No.19319067]

>>19319049
KEK!!
that's clearly crushed red pepper seeds...
They can eat shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.19319082]

>>19319034
pleas draw what you would have done

[Anonymous No.19319126]

>>19315080
Not really food gore but I just drank some sprite after snacking on cabbage and I have a bengay on balls level of pain in my mouth now.
I guess that combo could be considered food gore if served to someone else. Well, the gore is mainly from the person trying to kill you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.19319127]

>>19319082
To fuck with them?
Or a normal pizza slicing**(they are ALREADY USUALLY SLICED INTO Isosceles triangles)

[Anonymous No.19319129]

>>19317940
LMAO

[Anonymous No.19319142]

>>19318879
fester cooks in the desert on a random table.

[Anonymous No.19319144]

>>19319127
that's what i was picturing

>(they are ALREADY USUALLY SLICED INTO Isosceles triangles)
wow im dense, somehow i overlooked the obvious

[Anonymous No.19319152]

>>19319127
unless your pizza has a straight crust they're not triangles though

[Anonymous No.19319160]

>>19319144
>cHEGGED
>>19319152
Close enough for whom it's for.
It was clearly a joke--likely by a co-worker since I'm not sure the special instructions are accessable to the avg pie buyer.
Maybe they do via ap ordering, but still...

[Anonymous No.19319202]

>>19319129
Why is that “LMAO”? The southern border is lmfao

[Anonymous No.19319217]

>>19317812
"Do you all peel your nuggets?"

idk makes sense to me

[Anonymous No.19319289]

>>19318889
Looks like a mutt staple

[Anonymous No.19319349]

>>19316758
Why is he shouting?

[Anonymous No.19319374]

>>19317940
I don't understand these situations. Are people about to open fire on anyone without a noodle bowl or something? How can some noodles or shrimps or whatever be worth being crushed and hit with steaming hot pans?

[Anonymous No.19319383]

>>19319127
Isosceles nuts lmao

[Anonymous No.19319387]

>>19319349
because we're clearly having a hard time hearing he to bad he isn't yelling loud enough, so sad many such cases

[Anonymous No.19319388]

>>19319383
I kek'd.
Yes, I'm that poster.

[Anonymous No.19319402]

>>19318892
That looks like a traditional Swedish feast to me.

[Anonymous No.19319433]

>>19315080
reddit, twitter, and now we have discord screenshot threads

[Anonymous No.19319434]

>>19319402
Not with that cheese

[Anonymous No.19319448]

>>19319434
You're right, cheese is a bit too exotic for a scandi.

[Anonymous No.19319459]

>>19319448
If it was salmiakki cheese it could've worked
Also hotdogs instead of falukorv? Clearly German.

[Anonymous No.19319460]

>>19316773
Gross. That thing has even more sugar total than your average dessert.

[Anonymous No.19319543]

>>19317867
they're literally tribals, people without an inkling of civilization beyond the first basic steps of agriculture humanity pioneered thousands of years ago. it's so laughably primitive that no one will take offense to what they consider to be a humorous oddity

[Anonymous No.19319699]

>>19319129
lemao zedong

[Anonymous No.19319713]

>>19317404
>>19317497
real country gravy is actually delicious, the mix of sage and thyme with lard is great.

[Anonymous No.19319755]

>>19318452
Rip

[Anonymous No.19319778]

>>19317919
the right is just way too much messy ice cream
the left is... the fuck?
A huge and over-toasted either marshmallow or merengue topping and some kind of fruit loups congealed into a ball with vanilla glaze?

[Anonymous No.19319831]

Nazis are perfect

[Anonymous No.19319842]

>>19315080
>anime girl + black sun profile pic
>discord
>that food

[Anonymous No.19319843]

I’m such a Nazi

Sometimes I get a fresh baguette and eat it raw like an animal while reminiscing about what Paris and the USA was supposed to be

It’s completely insane that I continue to breathe


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MZSCXE4CpCA

[Anonymous No.19319851]

>>19317874
>tor
>telegram
holy honeypot batman. do kiwitrannys really?

[Anonymous No.19319903]

>>19319778
The one on the right looks like it has cereal stuck together too, near the base where it meets the cone.

[Anonymous No.19319911]

>>19319713
>sage and thyme with lard is great.
i use bacon fat instead of lard, fresh thyme makes the difference, sage isn't as important

[Anonymous No.19319923]

>>19319851
at this point is anything not a honeypot?
i'm going to disable all firewalls and virus protection and rawdog yahoo

[Anonymous No.19319930]

>>19319923
I don't get it, what is inside their eyes?

[Anonymous No.19319945]

>>19319930
infection

[Anonymous No.19319971]

>>19319067
it just keeps getting worse. It's almost hypnotic.

[Anonymous No.19319993]

>>19319930
the only thing gore about that pic is the act of eating it

[Anonymous No.19320004]

>>19318049
Altoona. You mean Altoona. I am so unbelievably ashamed that this slop came from my home town.It's already a shit hole and then some cunt created this crime against humanity. The fact that more people are learning about it makes me want to alt+f4.

[Anonymous No.19320009]

>>19317235
Jack specifically requested biscuits and gravy and agreed to go against the low carb restrictions. That is why it is highlighted. I'm sure multiple employees told him that they aren't allowed to give him b+g but he insisted, so there it is highlighted showing that it is the largest carb contribution to the meal. I am type 1 and love b+g but can easily take away the toast and jam and sugar and by doing that simple cut would reduce the carbs by half. This is Jack's fault, not staff

[Anonymous No.19320010]

>>19317244
He ordered a breakfast for his wife. How embarrassing

[Anonymous No.19320015]

>>19320010
His wife was the one getting him more meat when the doctors weren't giving him enough

[Anonymous No.19320023]

[Anonymous No.19320026]

>>19316758
I can't hear him

[Anonymous No.19320031]

>>19320015
Good job avoiding vegetables, jack. Jesus almighty

[Anonymous No.19320034]

>>19320031
Nursing home desserts need to improve before vegetable consumption can begin.

[Anonymous No.19320051]

>>19320015
>>19320034
>suffers fourth stroke
>has the sack to bitch about the nursing home saving his life
>refuses to eat food that will prevent him from having stroke #5
He's not still in there is he? How does his wife put up with him? fucking christ as funny as he is it's hard to believe he's actually for real sometimes

[Anonymous No.19320067]

>>19317206
based
>>19317228
kys

[Anonymous No.19320070]

>>19317047
US medical industry
>you just got heart surgery? jello, low fat milk, coffee, toast with plant butter, and a tuna salad sandwich.

[Anonymous No.19320075]

>>19320070
Where is the plant butter and tuna salad?

[Anonymous No.19320079]

>>19318784
You’re going to jail stalker

[Anonymous No.19320082]

>>19320067
pearl clutching faggot

[Anonymous No.19320087]

>>19320004
Don't worry, I'll keep claiming Altoona pizza as being Midwest style on 4chan because i think it's funny, should take some heat off your home town

[Anonymous No.19320100]

>>19320051
He believes everything that he does is approved by God and his wife is an enabler. It isn't that hard. He cares more about meat and his cartoonish American Evangelical version of God than his wife or family.

[Anonymous No.19320106]

>>19315080

>u should be able to enjoy simple whole foods

I mean, that's true. We've become too accustomed to manmade abominations of 50 ingredients + flavorings + colorings + other additives + whatever the fuck.

[Anonymous No.19320109]

>>19319383
kek got his ass

[Anonymous No.19320124]

>>19320100
if he isn't approved by god, how did he survive three strokes? checkmate atheists

[Anonymous No.19320134]

>>19317991
I'm not shocked Wayne eats like this, he's super unhinged and is trying to run for president of the US, his campaign is based on /pol/, that should say enough.

>>19317999
triples! Also I suspect this is staged, or I tell myself that to help me sleep at night.

>>19318884
This looks like a good joke thing or something to sell at an "edgy" restaurant. I can almost picture the awful marketing meeting in my head and it makes me want to die.

>>19319930
I have the beetus from just looking at this pic.

>>19320004
My brother worked in your town for a bit, we took at 4+ hour drive (philly fag) to see him, you guys.. uh.. well had a really nice boxing gym. I am sorry you are suffering that area. 100 years ago it was popping.

>>19320015
The wendigo will never have enough meat.

>>19320100
I want him to die so much, but I'll miss laughing at him.

[Anonymous No.19320151]

>>19316770
no it doesn't, overdone barely seasoned steaks (probably a tough cut like round roast from the looks of it) and a shitload of dry spaghetti. This is some shit GI's in WW2 hiding out in the Italian countryside would eat.

[Anonymous No.19320157]

>>19317910
Sou de SC

[Anonymous No.19320165]

>>19320004
You probably know more about your hometown than anyone outside of it, so maybe you can provide us some insight. How ubiquitous is this style of pizza? To me it looks like something that only a few shops have, and most people just eat normal pizza (such as Pizza Hut, Dominos, etc.)

All I remember about Altoona-style pizza is that it originated from a hotel that has since closed, and it's mainly sold in delis.

[Anonymous No.19320174]

>>19320100
Does he actually not know how to chop herbs, or did he suffer from some kind of disability in his right hand?

[Anonymous No.19320202]

California Jack was so much happier

[Anonymous No.19320237]

>>19315089
>add some vegetable
That's a plate of vegetal with 2 hunks of meat on top.

[Anonymous No.19320238]

>>19315080
>Cooking time about 1 and a half, 2 hours
>Wow, does that look amazing?
>Let's check the temperature.
>We're looking fore 150 to 155.
>Bingo!

[Anonymous No.19320241]

>>19320237
>sketti
>vegetal

[Anonymous No.19320313]

>>19320174
Ja/ck/ had multiple strokes and lost the proper motor function in the right side of his body.
>>19320241
Sorry, I did some research and the portion of the wheat used to make pasta aren't culinarily classified as vegetals, so pasta is actually a fruit! Thanks for opening mine eyes.

[Anonymous No.19320317]

>>19315080
>picking on /fit/ like this
not appreciated
t. /fit/izen

[Anonymous No.19320331]

>>19318902
England is a blight

[Anonymous No.19320335]

>>19317400
alexandria is a glownig hellhole

[Anonymous No.19320338]

>>19318902
>born too late to eat baked bean pizza kino
its not fair bros

[Anonymous No.19320341]

>>19317812
hey jap. don't nitpick grammar you're not accustomed to. it's a typical native idiosyncracy.

[Anonymous No.19320350]

>>19320331
br'*'sh "people"

[Anonymous No.19320456]

>>19315080
why are americans like this?

[Anonymous No.19320461]

[Anonymous No.19320472]

>>19320461
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

[Anonymous No.19320673]

>>19318452
I actually retched towards the bottom. This is the kind of thing which only gets fixed by spending a lot of money on a professional deep clean and mild institutionalisation.

[Anonymous No.19320698]

>>19320673
where do i find these professional deep cleaners? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.19320735]

>>19320698
Well I would recommend using google

[Anonymous No.19320771]

>>19316760
And vegans will tell you that humans are not carnivores baka

[Anonymous No.19320824]

>>19317497
>yuro see's a sauce invented by the french and thinks of america

Culture victory achieved

[Anonymous No.19320834]

[Anonymous No.19320841]

>>19319038
>placenta
If it's good enough for Tom Cruise it's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.19320851]

>>19320824
I'm sure it tastes fine, I'm just pointing out how ridiculous it is to make posts on /ck/ talking about how bland other country's food must be when you've never tried it yourself.

[Anonymous No.19320889]

[Anonymous No.19320982]

>>19319911
once it's strained down, bacon fat is lard too, but I agree with you

[Anonymous No.19320997]

>>19320889
nice crumb

[Anonymous No.19321064]

>>19320134
>I suspect this is staged
no, no it's not.

[Anonymous No.19321067]

>>19320834
I’ve masturbated to his porno more times than I would dare to admit

[Anonymous No.19321110]

[Anonymous No.19321174]

>>19320461
I have OCD and wet foods touching is one of the big ones I have.

[Anonymous No.19321189]

>>19320023
>jack33
Lord almighty, my jack collection is only 13 and a few of them are not even jacks, I just labeled it as 'jack' because it has his ja/ck/ spirit.

[Anonymous No.19321193]

>>19320134
>I have the beetus from just looking at this pic.
it can be worse

[Anonymous No.19321208]

>>19316760
Savages. They used to do this to people too. Probably still do, but it used to be extremely common.

[Anonymous No.19321213]

>>19316766
the worst part is how pale and pasty those waffles are. the fag who made this is probably one of those people who thinks "golden brown is burnt"

[Anonymous No.19321219]

>>19316781
this is fine if you microwave it well. there's nothing wrong with refried beans.

[Anonymous No.19321222]

>>19316786
That's from the east coast, not the midwest.

[Anonymous No.19321238]

>>19320070
there's nothing wrong with a tuna salad sandwich

[Anonymous No.19321240]

>>19317240
>>19317047
>Bacon (0 gm) 2 slice
Two slices of zero bacon lmao

[Anonymous No.19321246]

>>19317681
I've had that sausage and it isn't even remotely "hot"

[Anonymous No.19321264]

>>19315755
>>19315573
>woahhhhh there is that steak not le medium rare?

[Anonymous No.19321267]

>>19320174
He lost control of his right hand after several strokes, and instead of doing physical therapy to regain function he just continues eating undercooked meat and letting his dead arm dangle at his side like a wax club.

[Anonymous No.19321285]

>>19316781
Every time I go to taco bell anymore

[Anonymous No.19321294]

>>19317206
They should only be allowed to exist for s'mores and camping.

[Anonymous No.19321298]

I always cook my hamburgers lightly pink in the middle to keep plenty of juice since I cook them with worcestershire sauce, cardamom, salt and pepper and they tend to be very tasty
but one of my family members cut into one recently and panicked saying it was "raw" and I had to "cook it again". It was perfectly done - the tiniest bit of pale pink in the center, thick and juice, seared on both sides and cheese cooked onto them.
They refused to eat it despite me telling them that it was fine and I always cooked them like this, and then they got mad at me.

I live alone but in the same city as my family and now they refuse to come to my house to schedule "Burger day" and instead want my uncle to cook them, but all he does is take a frozen patty and burn it to a crisp and they get this hard little hockey puck
Am I a food horror? Did I do so wrong? BTW I cook them in a large cast iron pan

[Anonymous No.19321300]

>>19315080
>>19316756
>>19316773

[Anonymous No.19321303]

>>19316756
i cooka da pizza cake

[Anonymous No.19321311]

>>19321267
What an absolute specimen.
I must learn of the ja/ck/ lore. Is it as bad as Chris-chan?

[Anonymous No.19321315]

>>19317397
I worked at a hospice for 8 months.
I would regularly get yelled at for putting 'too many spices' in my food by the manager. I would regularly go out after meal service and ask these geriatric fucks how the food tastes and I'd have my helpers taste my food before service. No complaints from them. Ingredient quality was subpar, vegetables were already halfway through expiration by the time we got them.

Wanna know what their cookbook had for sweet and sour sauce?
Ketchup and mother fucking grape jelly.

I am not shitting you.

[Anonymous No.19321321]

>>19321174
damn i hope this one pushes you over the edge and you finally kill yourself

grow the fuck up mental illness is scam for kikes to sell you pills

[Anonymous No.19321330]

>>19318886
lmao this is some jimmy newtron sodium chloride shit, like fuck around and try and pretend to be smart and find out

[Anonymous No.19321344]

>>19321189
For what purpose.

[Anonymous No.19321348]

>>19320698
If you're in the Pacific Northwest I can come by, bring some beers, and work with you to get your living situation back on track. I will provide additional post-cleanup support by playing games on Steam with you or occasionally bringing you gifts to check up on you

[Anonymous No.19321357]

>>19321315
old people can't taste anything anyway you're not on masterchef you fucking dipshit

[Anonymous No.19321368]

>>19321357
I still didn't want to serve these old ass niggas slop anon.

[Anonymous No.19321383]

>>19321368
>old ass niggas slop
that's literally all they want to eat they have shitty old digestive systems and their sense of taste and smell is gone.

[Anonymous No.19321457]

>>19321321
We don't all have the same kneejerk reactions like you do. I just don't like when wet food touches dry food or eachother in my plate. I don't like the tastes to blend. You sound more trigger than I was, to be frank. I don't take pills, but you should definitely take yours.

[Anonymous No.19321480]

>>19321303
>Pizza cake
Neither a pizza nor a cake. I'd still eat it.

[Anonymous No.19321486]

>>19317297
Like he said, sauce is for brown people.

[Anonymous No.19321502]

>>19321480
coming through

[Anonymous No.19321543]

>>19315469
Didn't you see all the sand-niggers? Was that Paris, Arizona?

[Anonymous No.19321545]

>>19321543
>>19321486
This is what happens when you live your life on 4chan

[Anonymous No.19321561]

>>19321545
brown hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.19321570]

>>19321561
who are you calling brown, fag?

[Anonymous No.19321576]

>>19320331
>>19320350
its no less heinous than pineapple being real here

[Anonymous No.19321607]

>>19321246
did you buy the mild one?

[Anonymous No.19321614]

>>19320997
Never not funny

[Anonymous No.19321635]

>>19321238
Lmayo

[Anonymous No.19321656]

>>19319459
Salmiakki is finnish, mutt. Finland, which is not a scandi country.

[Anonymous No.19321668]

>>19321607
obviously not

[Anonymous No.19321675]

>>19321635
explain yourself. It's a perfectly fine sandwich.

[Anonymous No.19321682]

>>19319082
i prefer my iscocrates pizza to look like this

[Anonymous No.19321693]

>>19321682
now fold it like this

[Anonymous No.19321702]

>>19321682

[Anonymous No.19321711]

>>19317473
>Selection bias
It is. Sorry about your poor luck.

[Anonymous No.19321719]

>>19321702

[Anonymous No.19321724]

>>19319911
>sage isn't as important
For you
It just isn't biscuits and gravy to me without it

[Anonymous No.19321768]

>>19320889
Medium rare bread

[Anonymous No.19321780]

>>19321298
I do this too as long as it's 100% beef ground, makes it juicier

[Anonymous No.19321783]

>>19321768
what a bout medium rare cake?

[Anonymous No.19321793]

>>19321783
Mmm yummy

[Anonymous No.19321798]

>>19321780
Yeah its 100% beef, nothing else to it

[Anonymous No.19321802]

>>19321189
>>19320202
>>19320100
>>19320023

Where can I see a documentary, or a collection of his videos or something on this man. I want to fully embrace his fatard culture.

[Anonymous No.19321887]

>>19321783
how does this even happen?

[Anonymous No.19321891]

>>19321887
It's actually a cheese, not a cake

[Anonymous No.19322051]

>>19321783
A medium rare cake is just when a black woman has an average-sized ass, which is uncommon for them.

[Anonymous No.19322134]

>>19322051
If cake is an ass then what are tits?

[Anonymous No.19322139]

>>19322134
gorilla milkshakes

[Anonymous No.19322166]

>>19321668
extra mild then?

[Anonymous No.19322175]

>>19321724
i meant fresh vs dried
dried sage is fine

[Anonymous No.19322195]

>>19322166
The "hot" stuff just isn't hot.

[Anonymous No.19322257]

>>19322195
no i wouldn't say its spicy but it has more spices

[Anonymous No.19322274]

>>19322257
Sure it has more spices, but it's still calibrated to be inoffensive to literal 70 year old boomers with sensitive guts.

When I make shrimp for the family every summer, I have to give the baby boomers pure ketchup and TELL them I added horseradish to it. And they still complain that it's too hot. But if I outright give them plain ketchup, they think I'm condescending them and refuse to eat it. These people are a scourge and their angry letters to companies keep heat levels suppressed on any product that isn't consciously excluding the elderly demographic through extremely youth-coded branding.

[Anonymous No.19322515]

>>19321656
Salmiakki cheese is still sold in Sweden dumdum, and Swedes like licorice even more than the Finns.

[Anonymous No.19322569]

>>19322515
suckie cockie?

[Anonymous No.19322607]

>>19322569
No you're thinking of Danes.

[Anonymous No.19322632]

>>19322607
ah my mistake i never look them in the eye

[Anonymous No.19322675]

>>19321502
What was the goal here?

[Anonymous No.19322720]

>>19322675
death

[Anonymous No.19322887]

>>19320461
I wish lived anywhere near this place whenever I’m bulking

[Anonymous No.19323196]

>>19318452
i'm not the most clean person, but, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.19323720]

>>19321675
bread unhealthy