Dogs

[MEATMAN No.19310248]

how do u like.ur dogs /ck?

[Anonymous No.19310263]

Not clicking that link.

[Anonymous No.19310276]

>>19310248
Not with excrement on them

[Anonymous No.19310277]

>>19310248
chillie is a bit too scatological for my liking

[Anonymous No.19310296]

>>19310248
my trick is to use onion buns instead of normal ones

[Anonymous No.19310311]

Kraut and mustard
or
onions and mustard
Not all three together.

[Anonymous No.19310414]

>jalapenos
always
>mustard and chili
if it's my chili
>sauerkraut
drained for half an hour
But most preferably, it's a natural casing dog with a decent bun and nothing else, but that's rare.

[Anonymous No.19311010]

>>19310414
>it's a natural casing dog with a decent bun and nothing else, but that's rare
in such a case the only correct answer is one single bead line of yellow mustard

[Anonymous No.19311015]

>>19310248
Hebrew National dog with spicy brown mustard and chili if available.

[Anonymous No.19311021]

>>19310248
My go-to at home:
>All beef, HeebNat or Nathan's
>Pan fried in a touch of butter
>Potato bun
>Celery Salt
or
The Johnny O' Dog
>Same dawg
>Chili
>Coleslaw

[Anonymous No.19311142]

>>19310248
I don't.

[Anonymous No.19311813]

>>19311142
why

[Anonymous No.19311834]

I'm always amazed that hot dog sauce is good. The meat isn't even browned and it's just mixed with water and spices. Seems like it should be bland and terrible.

[Anonymous No.19311956]

>>19310248
I like those cheddar cheese filled ones. I broil them in the oven and use Mayo and raw onions for my toppings. Glorious meal.

[Anonymous No.19311957]

>>19310248
more like san francisco

[Anonymous No.19311961]

>>19311813
Google it

[Anonymous No.19311965]

>>19311957
You would know troon

[Anonymous No.19312167]

>>19311961
They need plenty of regular exercise. Dealing with their poop is unpleasant and time-consuming. Dogs come with odors, hair, fleas, and chew marks, all of which are undesirable. Then there are the veterinary bills, which can be astronomical if they get injured in an accident or fall seriously ill.

[Anonymous No.19312572]

>>19310248
it's like a metaphor for black people living in america. you have your white bread. you have your processed mystery meat. and then you have diarrhea poured over everything.

[Anonymous No.19312584]

Wrapped in this

[Anonymous No.19312893]

>>19310248
>bun
>dog
>mustard
>cholula
>black pepper

Simple as

[Anonymous No.19313083]

>>19310248
maxwell

[Anonymous No.19313114]

>griddle-toasted newwinglan-style buns
>mustard
>freshly chopped onion
>sweet relisch
or
>onion bbq sauce

[Anonymous No.19313306]

>>19310248
Beanless chili from a can(warmed in the microwave), a stripe of yellow mustard, and maybe some shredded cheddar if I'm feeling froggy.

[Anonymous No.19313309]

>>19310248
Preferably clamping down on your neck while I laugh at you for being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.19313320]

>>19313114
not going to lie that looks amazing

[Anonymous No.19313324]

>>19313320
sike

[Anonymous No.19313328]

>>19310248
I am more of a sausage man but I had myself a Chicago style hot dog and it made me think twice about a lot of things... Like hot dogs... And Chicago. Maybe they're meant to come with tomatoes? Mine didn't.

[Anonymous No.19313362]

>>19310248
frog dog for me thanks

[Anonymous No.19313427]

>>19313320
it does, it's my favorite!
>>19313324
oh :<

[Anonymous No.19313437]

>>19310296
>Onion rolls are a roll of Ashkenazi Jewish origin
get the fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.19313438]

>>19311010
>>19310414
i can't wait till you're dead

[Anonymous No.19314218]

>>19313438
bit uncalled for †bh

[s4s gold No.19314258]

>>19310263
>https://ulike.ur/dogs/ck
kek

[Anonymous No.19314335]

>>19311834
>The meat isn't even browned

Wrong

[Anonymous No.19314340]

Caramelized onions and ketchup l

The bun has to be a traditional hotdog style bun, I always eat them with bread at home and it doesn't compare

[Anonymous No.19314345]

>>19314340
>traditional hotdog style bun
which tradition anon? there are disagreements about this possibly even wars

[Anonymous No.19314366]

>>19310248
plain
there are no condiments that taste better than hotdog and bun

[Anonymous No.19314367]

>>19314366
ngl an actual juicy hotdog plain in a bun is fucking great. i still prefer the bun to be warm/steamed for comfy's sake but it shouldn't need lubricants

[Anonymous No.19314425]

>>19310248
>wrapped in bacon and fried
>caramelized onions with a lot of black pepper
>cream cheese

don't knock it til u try it

[Anonymous No.19315617]

Plain or chili, onion & cheddar

[Anonymous No.19315662]

>>19311021
Hello fellow Brevard nigger!

[Anonymous No.19315809]

>>19314367
for me its gotta be grilled to all hell but yeah that's the best

[Anonymous No.19316102]

>>19314345
obviously, i mean any bun that tastes good to me

for example, bread is too far on the bready/tough side to be hotdog ideal, but sometimes buns collapse and become a doughty mass when you hold them

i think in america its called a potato bun

but brioche is what i am thinking of really

traditional, i mean shape

[Anonymous No.19316125]

>>19310248
ass clown in OP didn’t even get diced onions (which is the 2nd best part of a coney) and mustard (3rd best part of a coney) im very upset

[diarrhea dog No.19316131]

>>19310248
>*BRAAAAAAOOOOIIIINNNKK… SPLAGOOSSHHHIIIIIT*
that’ll be 50 bucks plus tip

[Anonymous No.19316137]

>>19316125
This is a coney, chili, diced onion, cheese, no mustard, no mustard

[Anonymous No.19316142]

>>19316137
there is no cheese on a coney, you’re a phoney

[Anonymous No.19316146]

>>19314335
I've never seen it browned before but I imagine some people do. Most commonly not.

[Anonymous No.19316184]

>>19316142
Been there, ate that

[Anonymous No.19316188]

>>19316184
that’s not a coney. coneys are from detroit, or around there. the sauce is way better than any gay new york chili sauce

[Anonymous No.19316194]

>>19311021
>>19315662
I like Mustard's personally

[Anonymous No.19316886]

polish sausage, grilled onions, yellow mustard, poppy seed bun

[Anonymous No.19317034]

>>19313114
Glad to see Annie's is still around.

[Anonymous No.19317128]

>>19313362
this viral marketing for Doobie's has gotten out of hand

[Anonymous No.19318948]

>>19310248
With fried onions, ketchup and mustard.

[Anonymous No.19319338]

>>19310248
Flint style. Probably the only good thing to ever have come out of Flint.

[Anonymous No.19319342]

>>19310248
I like my glizzy plain

[Anonymous No.19319370]

I like my dogs like my women. Hot.

[Anonymous No.19319380]

>>19319338
Lil heavy on the mustard, needs more onions and coney sauce.

[Anonymous No.19319385]

Perfect

[Anonymous No.19319419]

>>19312167
maybe but they taste good

[Anonymous No.19319427]

>>19313083
>>19316886
polish sausage master race

[Anonymous No.19319442]

>>19313114
>>19317034
I'm surprised too, I thought they got shut down permanently after that security footage from the kitchen was released. Does anyone have the full version with audio?
>NO ANNIE
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANNIE
>STOP ANNIE
>THAT'S NOT HYGENIC ANNIE

[Anonymous No.19319462]

>>19319442
ew dood

[Anonymous No.19319464]

>>19319338
I don’t like organ meat. “Flint style is characterized by a dry hot dog topping made with a base of ground beef heart, which is ground to a consistency of fine-ground beef.”

[Anonymous No.19319482]

>>19310248
What is the healthiest way to prepare a hot dog? I remember my parents boiling chicken and turkey hot dogs when we were kids. But they usually cut them up and mixed with with mac n cheese or spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.19319486]

>>19310248
i've never tried dogs with salsa verde, but hey...you do you.

[Anonymous No.19319523]

For me, it's the olneyville NYS weiner. All the way, of course

[Anonymous No.19319552]

>>19316188
Good ol Coney Island, Detroit

[Anonymous No.19319556]

>>19319464
>>19319523
I've never understood why people like minced beef "chilli" slathered on their hot dogs. The texture is bad, the flavour doesn't match at all, it's just fucking unpleasant

>>19317034
I think they'll outlive us anon

[Anonymous No.19319583]

>>19319556
>the flavour
You're not American. You don't know anything about chili.

[Anonymous No.19319671]

>>19319556
Really? You don’t like chili dogs? It’s one of the best foods

[Anonymous No.19319714]

>>19319385
oh hell yeah

[Anonymous No.19319730]

[Anonymous No.19319734]

>>19319714
go reds
a hr by castellanos

[Anonymous No.19319777]

>>19319583
>>19319671
I am an Ozomerrikan anon. I will say this, although hot dogs aren't really a thing in Australia the few you can get are pretty good even if they're very different from American fare.

Pickerel; Harry's serves their dogs up with mashy peas, hot sauce, cheese sauce, and yes beef chilli. I really like the Harry's dogs but I really can't stand Coney Island style dogs, idunno why.

[Anonymous No.19321396]

>>19319777
that looks absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.19321403]

>>19310248
Michigander here, those dogs look like shit. Detroit style should be meaty chili with onions and mustard.

[Anonymous No.19321404]

>>19314425
this man knows the seattle dog. misssing hot sauce tho

[Anonymous No.19322322]

All-dressed + mayo
I need to know how they prepare cabbage in cantines. It's too dry to be considered coleslaw, too wet to be considered raw chopped cabbage, not fermented enough to be considered sauerkraut. Not vinegary enough to be a quick pickle. I can't wrap my mind around it.

[Anonymous No.19322427]

>>19319777
once again, anglos prove they have the worst tastes ever

[Anonymous No.19322497]

>>19322427
>>19321396
But it’s good. You need to try it before you judge.

[Anonymous No.19322503]

>>19310248

[Anonymous No.19322564]

>>19322497
>You need to try it before you judge
It’s not necessary that I try it to know that it’s disgusting

[Anonymous No.19322642]

>>19310248
that is poop

[Anonymous No.19322672]

Have a dog, don't puke.

[Anonymous No.19322943]

>>19311957
kek

[Anonymous No.19322978]

>>19310248
Here's how I like em! And I suggest you have em the same way! Go ahead and grab yourselves a dog!

[Anonymous No.19322999]

>>19310248
Delicious!

[Anonymous No.19323010]

>>19322978
>>19322999
Hated this movie bc that guy when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.19323022]

>how do u like.ur dogs /ck?
prepared and served at a hardware store

>wah it's not a hot dog
shut the fuck up seppo

[Anonymous No.19323223]

>all the way
If you know, you know.

[Anonymous No.19323374]

>>19323022
Looks good!

[Anonymous No.19323389]

>>19310248

[Anonymous No.19323392]

>>19319552
The coney dog is a Detroit variant of the chili dog.
They are named after coney island new york because the Greek immigrants that first sold them thought calling them Coney would indicate high quality to consumers.
They come with a meat sauce, diced onions, and mustard. No cheese.

[Anonymous No.19323398]

>>19310248
mustard and sauerkraut

[Anonymous No.19323440]

>>19323374
the pics pretty corny (the camera isnt gonna eat that 'dog) but she doesnt look too bad for an anglo girl. i expect to see about 3x as much exposed tooth and gum from an anglo girl's smile

[Anonymous No.19324102]

Beef dogs, used to boil them now I just throw them on the skillet at max heat for like 8 minutes, tons of ketchup and mustard on brioche bun

[Anonymous No.19324111]

>>19322564
:<

[Anonymous No.19324122]

>>19324102
>used to boil them now I just throw them on the skillet at max heat
I do a little of both, put like half a cm of water in with some oil or butter, toss the dawgs in on high, let them boil a few minutes until the water evaporates and then brown in the residual oil/butter.

it's a good thing

[Anonymous No.19324130]

>>19313437
Jews haven't invented shit for food. All they do is steal central/eastern eurooean recipes and claim it's their tradition.

[Anonymous No.19325868]

>>19313328
if you could still taste the celery salt under all the toppings....you got a chicago dog

[Anonymous No.19325898]

>take hot dog
>shove stick in it
>dip in box cornbread batter
>roll in panko
>fry
>roll in sugar

[Anonymous No.19326816]

>>19325898
Once, in the 1990’s, at the Iowa State Fair, I bought what I thought was a corn dog. I bit into it and it was just hot melted cheese. No wiener. I went back to the stand where i bought it and said that I ordered corn dog but there was no wiener, only cheese, and they said a corn dog is just cheese with no wiener and I told them they were crazy and then they told me I was crazy

[Anonymous No.19327028]

>>19310248
Chili cheese dogs with mustard and onion.

[Anonymous No.19327055]

>>19310248
that looks like a water bm after an indian buffet, but chili is good, diced raw white onion, relish, real mustard(not that radioactive na shit), kraut, jalapenos

[Anonymous No.19327063]

I like mine with chili and coleslaw on it

[Anonymous No.19327335]

>>19326816
that's fuckin good too
i make those when i make corn dogs
sometimes i will surprise my kids and cut the hot dog and cheese stick into 4 pieces each and go cheese, dog, cheese, dog

[Anonymous No.19327349]

>>19323010

Akroyd was finally allowed to put all his crazy ideas into a movie

[Anonymous No.19327780]

>>19310248
boiled alive
t. chang

[Anonymous No.19327786]

>>19310248
chili cheese dog is one item the Pinoys have us beat at

[Anonymous No.19329024]

>>19316102
>but sometimes buns collapse and become a doughty mass when you hold them

Slightly off-topic, but when I was stationed in Crete, most of the hamburger buns there were just no shit horrible quality. Like you mentioned here. I could only find one hole in the wall spot that served amazing burgers that didn't fall apart after the second bite.

[Anonymous No.19329041]

>>19322503
Memphis looks real good. Only thing I'd add is some slaps of tapatio to the dog.

[Anonymous No.19329076]

I like a white hot