/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19306421]

Weird things only you do with food.

Pic VERY related.

[Anonymous No.19306436]

>>19306421
I shove cheesecakes up my dumper

[Anonymous No.19306448]

No one does any of this.

[Anonymous No.19306449]

>>19306421
does this help for earwax?? i cant be bothered to buy any actual solution at the drug store

[Anonymous No.19306452]

>>19306449
no but olive oil does

[Anonymous No.19306472]

>>19306452
Tabasco.

[Anonymous No.19306485]

>>19306472
im not putting hot sauce in my ear

[Anonymous No.19306486]

>>19306485
Coward

[Anonymous No.19306494]

>>19306485
Enjoy permanent impacted earwax and headaches, then eventually you will have to put tobacco in the ear

[Anonymous No.19306498]

>>19306494
>put tobacco in the ear
now im listening

[Anonymous No.19306513]

>>19306498
It actually can work like an ear candle

[Anonymous No.19307043]

>>19306498
Sounds like addiction

[Anonymous No.19307067]

>>19306421
i put yogurt in my ramen

[Anonymous No.19307071]

>>19306449
Don’t listen to this guy >>19306452 it only softens the wax and get racid in your ears.
Use a mixture 1:1 ratio of hydrogen peroxide 2% and water. Put in your ear for about 10 minutes, then drain. repeat this for a few days, then do this periodically like one a month. Avoid using peroxide only, you have to mix it with water.

[Anonymous No.19307436]

I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum

[Anonymous No.19307453]

>>19306449
>>19306452
>>19307071
Audiologist here. None of this is safe if you have a perforated ear drum. If you don't have any middle ear pathology olivölle is safe, diluted peroxide is generally safe as well.

[Anonymous No.19307510]

>>19306421
>only you
>so common there's a stock photo of it

[Anonymous No.19307515]

>>19307436
Nuh uh

[Anonymous No.19307517]

>>19306421
Does vinegar foot baths count?

[Anonymous No.19307535]

>>19307071
just have your local doctor do it.

[Anonymous No.19307566]

>>19306421
mayo in my scrambled eggs

[Anonymous No.19307729]

Get an ear bulb syringe and squirt warm water in your ears while in the shower. I do this a couple times a week and my ears are mostly wax free when I insert earbuds.

If you have a lot of caked on wax when you start, you can add a bit of hydrogen peroxide or vinegar to the water.

[Anonymous No.19307754]

After I take a sip of drink, there's sometimes a bit of the liquid that ends up on the rim and outside of the glass. I lick it off, starting from the bottom of the glass.

[Anonymous No.19309097]

eating breakfast cereal dry and sipping on milk separately

[Anonymous No.19309108]

>>19307535
this is what the nurse practitioner (basically a doctor) did to my ear when i had to go to the er for a very bad impacted wax in mine ear

[Anonymous No.19309128]

>>19306421
spraying coffee up your asshole

[Anonymous No.19309152]

>basically a doctor
lol no, but you probably also buy healing crystals from your chiropractor/dietician

[Anonymous No.19309355]

>>19307754
>He services his glass like a cock

[Anonymous No.19309760]

my mom puts garlic juice into her ears whenever it hurts, she promises that it helps

[Anonymous No.19309969]

>>19306449
get your ears checked first by a doctor. You do not want to put anything in your ear if your drum is perforated.
You really do not need to clean your ears. Ear wax is necessary to protect your ears.
If your ear is actually plugged with wax then go to a doctor. They can safely clean it out for you.

[Anonymous No.19310186]

>>19306513
Ear candles are a scam you god damn retard

[Anonymous No.19310352]

>>19309969
i dont stick things in my ears i learned that lesson already, i just want to be clean too often to go to dr

[Anonymous No.19310481]

>>19306513

[Anonymous No.19310485]

>tfw know cleaning your ears with q-tips is bad
>do it anyway because it feels good and I hate the feeling of having lots of earwax

[Anonymous No.19310491]

>>19310485
I'm bound by duty of care to share pickerel

[Anonymous No.19310517]

>>19307729
is there anything wrong with this? i feel like it should be common knowledge for people to know that you can just do this. it's safer than q-tips and more effective

[Anonymous No.19310520]

Yeah I fell for the doctor meme until I actually lost hearing in one ear. 30 q-tips later perfectly fine. Remember doctors are retards that not only fell for an extra decade of mindless indoctrination, they payed out the ass for it.

[Anonymous No.19310542]

>>19310517
you just have to be careful and you if you're at all concerned you might have a perforated TM it's extremely dangerous. but, perforations are rare and if you're gentle it works quite well. this is why they sell them.

if you have impacted or stubborn wax some drops (olivölle or wax drops of choice) will soften it up for a few days before you irrigate.

[Anonymous No.19310551]

>>19310542
i've been doing it for years without problem so i suppose my ears are okay with it

[Anonymous No.19310563]

>>19310551
yeah should be all good. some dummies make a seal and blast water straight into their brain which can cause issues, but generally you're just irrigating water through and back out of the ear canal and wala, clean earholes

[Anonymous No.19311782]

>>19306421
when I'm cooking with lemons or anything really spicy like jalapeno peppers, I purposely rub my fingers in my eyes to amuse myself nothing edgy just watched too much jackass as a kid

[Anonymous No.19311797]

>>19307453
How do I tell if I have a perforated eardrum

Also why does it matter, will my brain get wet?

[Anonymous No.19312479]

>>19311797
generally you'll have some hearing loss on that side, almost always low frequencies. also you won't be able to pop that ear when you swallow or change elevation (because the drum has a hole in it anyway), and also if you *carefully* perform the valsava maneuver air will wheeze through your drum, sort of like a tire leaking air.

getting fluid in the middle ear, especially anything harsh enough to dissolve earwax for example, is bad news. it can cause damage to the middle ear structures (which includes the entrance to the cochlea) and otherwise can cause nasty infections

[Anonymous No.19312813]