/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19306392]

What's the best dipping sauce for pizza and why is it ranch?

[Anonymous No.19306406]

because garlic cum is gross and marinara makes it too tomatoey

[Anonymous No.19306411]

Bleu cheese, retard.

[Anonymous No.19306426]

My ex used to need 2-3 dipping sauces to enjoy pizza. My thought is that a good pizza will never need a dipping sauce

[Anonymous No.19306433]

>>19306426
Your ex is a fat hog piece of shittrash.

[Anonymous No.19306593]

>>19306392
You have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.19306595]

Pizza doesn’t need a dipping sauce. You may not have known this but they actually bake it with sauce already inside, its between the crust and the cheese. You fat ignorant fuck.

[Anonymous No.19306603]

>>19306433
She was cute

[Anonymous No.19306611]

>>19306595
It's between the what and the cheese? What the fuck is crust?

[Anonymous No.19306613]

>>19306611
I think hes talking about the tomato shit or something like that.

[Anonymous No.19306617]

>>19306392
That's a lie it's spicy honey.

[Anonymous No.19306620]

Dipping sauce is cheating

[Anonymous No.19306635]

>>19306620
What about a drizzle, then it's basically part of the pizza anyway.

[Anonymous No.19306641]

>>19306635
You're basically part of the pizza, jabroni

[Anonymous No.19306651]

>>19306392
>best dipping sauce for pizza
Garlic butter sauce.

[Anonymous No.19306655]

I unironically think ketchup is the best dipping sauce for pizza. I'm not eloquent enough to explain it, but it's a really interesting flavor and I love it.

[Anonymous No.19306672]

>>19306392
the cool ranch dorito shit they have at papa johns right now

[Anonymous No.19306677]

It's milk, you fucking perverts

[Anonymous No.19306805]

>>19306635
Huge maybe

[Anonymous No.19306926]

>>19306392
Creamy garlic, creamy garlic parm are both the absolute #1 nothing will ever de-throne.

[Anonymous No.19306960]

>>19306655
back in my hometown, catalina dressing was the dipping sauce of choice by almost everyone. I can totally see where you're coming from with this. Give catalina a try, or I think thousand island is close (or the same shit idk). I still like it all these years later, but not quite as often as I used to

[Anonymous No.19307018]

>>19306411
There is something wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.19307023]

>>19306392
Pizza does not need a dipping sauce. I can understand an argument for the crust if the pizza places uses shit dough. In that case garlic butter is the best, but ranch is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.19307263]

>>19306392
Little Caesars pizza. Crazy sauce. Yes.

[Anonymous No.19307284]

>>19306392
>dipping sauce for pizza
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.19307288]

>>19307284
It's more like a pouring sauce, but a sauce nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.19307290]

Buffalo sauce

[Anonymous No.19307293]

>>19306595
Honestly depends. Some of us live in the middle of Bumfuck Iowa, where goddamn Dominos is the best pizza for a hundred miles. Sometimes you need a little queso or barbecue or something just to choke down the bad bread disc you ordered because you were missing real pizza.

[Anonymous No.19307325]

>>19307290
Hell yeah I love dipping pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeno 'za into buffalo sauce. That shit is so good.

[Anonymous No.19307333]

>>19307284
euros dip their cocks into other mens' assholes, americans dip their pizza in ranch
>>19307290
you're probably right, unless you find a good ranch made in house. better yet, have both

[Anonymous No.19307343]

aioli

[Anonymous No.19307348]

>>19307343
sneed oil eater kys

[Anonymous No.19307367]

>>19307293
>he doesn't make his own pizza

[Anonymous No.19307536]

You fucking degenerate pieces of actual human fucking filth. May your woes be many, and your days few faggots.

[Anonymous No.19307573]

>>19306426
The only pizza I can eat without sauce is Neopolitan style because the crust is thin and actually tasty. All American style pizzas have too much dough in the crust.

>>19306392
Garlic is the superior choice you plebe.

[Anonymous No.19307576]

>>19306392
>dipping sauce
>for pizza
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.19307581]

>>19306392
>dipping sauce into sauce
Sorry, I don't understand. Pizza already has sauce on it, why would you dip it in more sauce? Some kind of fat person thing?

[Anonymous No.19307590]

>>19307576
This is the one time I'll agree with this post as an American. Seeing people dip pizza in shit like ranch dressing makes me want to gag. It's fucking disgusting, and it just means the person doing it is a fatass eating a really shitty pizza.

[Anonymous No.19307742]

Southwest ranch > ranch

[Anonymous No.19307781]

>>19307576
no! we do however dip our crust which is essentially is a bread stick, typically dipped in marinara sauce, butter garlic sauce or ranch

[Anonymous No.19307788]

>>19306411
>can't even spell 'blue'
you don't get to call anyone a retard

[Anonymous No.19307799]

>>19306392
so long as it's homemade ranch

[Anοnymous No.19307810]

>>19306411
Always too creamy

[Anonymous No.19307860]

>>19306392
>What's the best dipping sauce for pizza
pizza sauce.
it's not up for debate.

[Anonymous No.19307862]

>>19307293
>ordering and then eating something you don't like
you are an npc.

[Anonymous No.19308450]

>>19306411
No, that's for buffalo wings. Ranch is for pizza.

[Anonymous No.19308486]

>>19306926
youre a retarded faggot if you think the heinz shit dip is the best dip lmao

[Anonymous No.19309458]

>>19306651
Based Papa John's fan

[Anonymous No.19309734]

>cheap Tony's pepperoni pizza
>add red pepper flakes and parmesan
>drizzle hot sauce all over the pizza
>dip in ranch

simple as

[Anonymous No.19309818]

>>19307781
The dough in your pic looks like shit. No wonder you need to hide and dilute it with sauces

[Anonymous No.19309865]

>>19306655
picked up ketchup and mayo as a dipping sauce for pizza in turkey. surprisingly good.

[Anonymous No.19309869]

>>19307023
pizza from italy doesnt need dipping sauce, but pizza from literally any other place in the world I like to have a dipping sauce

[Anonymous No.19309887]

>>19309734
Mexican't detected. I witnessed some corpulent latinas eating something similar in a cafeteria when I was on an audit visit to one of my works sp's a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.19309888]

>>19309887
Lily white with freckles

[Anonymous No.19309892]

>>19306392
>He doesn't about the ranch dust

[Anonymous No.19309905]

>>19309869
People in Italy dip their crusts in olive oil, sea salt, cracked pepper, and cheese

[Anonymous No.19309906]

Holy fuck americans are disgusting retards

[Anonymous No.19309926]

>>19309892
Holy shit I have loads of that stuff never thought to dust a pizza with it
>bows in American respect

[Anonymous No.19309965]

>>19306433
found the saucelet

[Anonymous No.19309976]

>>19306392
>one of the greasiest food available
>still need to add almost pure sneed oil on it
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

[Anonymous No.19309980]

>>19306426
why did you break up

[Anonymous No.19309984]

>>19307288
no, it's poured into tiny cups then you literally dip the pizza in

[Anonymous No.19309992]

>>19306433
>>19306595
>>19307590
>>19309906
>Fat pizza eating fucks calling other fat fucks "fat fucks"

[Anonymous No.19310020]

>>19306392
For me it's mayonnaise and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.19310030]

>>19306392
when I was a kid I used to let ice cream melt then dip pizza in it

[Anonymous No.19310032]

>>19306392
>dip pizza once in ranch
>enough calories for 3 days
fail food

[Anonymous No.19310042]

>>19306392
Ranch for the pizza, marinara for the crust, garlic sauce drizzled all over both parts. It is the trifecta and you are welcome.

[Anonymous No.19310056]

>>19306406
Creamy garlic is possibly the best pizza/crust dip of all time.

However, PAPA JOHN'S "creamy garlic" dip is literally just a fucking cup of butter with one atom of garlic in it, it's fucking gross as fuck and I can't believe they still have the nerve to put the word "garlic" on it at all.

[Anonymous No.19310057]

>>19306426
Clearly weren’t eating good pizza.

[Anonymous No.19310064]

>>19310056
>cup of butter with one atom of garlic in i
i don't think there's any actual butter at all in it, i think they use dried garlic which has a different taste compared to fresh and i don't think many people would like the powerful bite of fresh garlic

[Anonymous No.19310071]

>>19306426
sauce is a part of a dish

it's like saying a good pizza doesn't need pizza sauce in the first place

[Anonymous No.19310073]

>>19306595
>only one sauce can be used in any given dish

[Anonymous No.19310409]

>>19306392
Pizza doesn't really need a dipping sauce but if I had to pick one its some sort of tomato sauce like marinara lol.
>>19307284
For me its to add more flavor and help balance the salt content. Pizza makes me thirsty and can sometimes make my mouth taste too much like bread.

[Anonymous No.19310412]

>>19306392
>pizza dips
lol

[Anonymous No.19310706]

>>19307343
Fuck heah ali olí is good, necer tried it con pizza though

[Anonymous No.19310707]

>>19307576
The spicy olive oil con the pizza is good

[Anonymous No.19310818]

AAAAAAY
I DIPPA DA PIZZA

[Anonymous No.19310822]

>>19306392
can't spell 'dipping sauce' without 'dips'

[Anonymous No.19310854]

Garlic "butter" sauce.
Shit is delicious.

[Anonymous No.19310863]

>>19306406
>garlic cum is gross
>my pizza is too tomatoey
>ranch cum will fix it

[Anonymous No.19310867]

>>19309980
Because my ex also used to need 2-3 penises to enjoy sex. My thought is that a good sex will never need a penis.

[Anonymous No.19310878]

>>19310863
ranch isnt gross

[Anonymous No.19310902]

>>19310409
>For me its to add more flavor

Yes thats the point of sauce anon

[Anonymous No.19311546]

>>19310867
this is what lesbians actually believe

[Anonymous No.19311582]

>>19306426
When has it ever been about need? It’s a want. They want sauce. You don’t need a fork to put food in your mouth. But you want it because it makes your experience better. It’s such an entitled statement to say that someone’s wants are invalid because you don’t like it.

[Anonymous No.19311601]

>>19310032
That’s called efficiency. Americans don’t have to starve. You whine and bitch but fail to realize that minimum wage in america gives you a better quality of life than 80% of the world. America doesn’t talk about putting up a wall to keep people in. It’s to keep the millions of people from trying to go to the greatest country on earth.x

[Anonymous No.19311614]

>>19311601
shut up

[Anonymous No.19311695]

>>19310878
Ranch, blue cheese, and onion dip are all virtually identical in ingredients

[Anonymous No.19311705]

>>19307284
It’s a midwestern thing, please understand

[Anonymous No.19311714]

>>19311601
This man fucks

[Anonymous No.19312745]

For me, it's ice cream

[Anonymous No.19312823]

Papa's John Garlic Sauce
Nothing comes close

[Anonymous No.19312841]

Ranch is a house where cowboys live

[Anonymous No.19312862]

you don't dip pizza you fucking heathen.

[Anonymous No.19312882]

>>19312841
It's also a condiment, I swear!

[Anonymous No.19312932]

>>19311695
>they are all interchangeable mixes of hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and sodium

[Anonymous No.19312976]

>>19312932
Buttermilk and mayonnaise with spices mixed in can have a variety of different tastes, but it's all just fatty goop at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.19313013]

>>19312841
Cowboys aren't real dude

[Anonymous No.19313021]

Nobody will say it's ketchup, but it's ketchup

[Anonymous No.19313085]

>>19308450
>buffalo
They are chicken wings

[Anonymous No.19313100]

Its ranch

[Anonymous No.19313119]

>>19309992
I do this.

[Anonymous No.19313129]

>>19313119
god, you're fat

[Anonymous No.19313149]

Ranch

[Anonymous No.19313155]

>>19313129
I look like this, though.