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Anonymous Sun May 21 16:43:22 2023 No.19297379 [Reply] [Original]

>bake 1 loaf of bread (enough for 2 meals)
>dough stains all over clothes, skin, counters, floors
>have to scrub 4 proofing vessels for hours to get the dough-glue out
>goes rancid in 3 days
fucking useless. who invented this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 16:44:54 2023 No.19297384 >>19297379 Sounds like you're just dogshit at making bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 16:48:55 2023 No.19297401 >>19297379 baking bread is for gay niggas

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 16:49:30 2023 No.19297404 >>19297401 yep. i could tell that 19297384 is a flamboyant drag queen from his word usage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:11:57 2023 No.19297663 File: 135 KB, 237x303, asian_soy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19297379 >dough stains

Anonymous Sun May 21 19:18:15 2023 No.19297939
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A preferment helps bread last longer. I do 6 loaves at a time and a batch of croutons with my left over bread. Freeze 5 of them and only have to bake every week and a half to 2 weeks. I just let the dough dry and it flakes off.

Anonymous Sun May 21 20:51:46 2023 No.19298249

>>19297939
That looks great
Got any resources to share to help me improve my bread game?
Im kind of in a rut with it right now keep getting lackluster results trying different recipes and not really learning anything from my mistakes
I think a slow ferment or a sourdough might help

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:00:53 2023 No.19298282 >>19297379 >fucking useless. Yes, you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:06:19 2023 No.19298295 >buy bread >throw it in the freezer Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:12:57 2023 No.19298308 >>19297379 Riddle me this, buttman. If 1 loaf of bread is only enough for 2 meals (insane) then how is it going bad in 3 days (doesn't happen) a problem?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:13:24 2023 No.19298312 >>19298308 you don't have to eat 2 meals with bread in a row retard

Anonymous Sun May 21 23:32:12 2023 No.19298700
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>>19297379
>bake 1 loaf of bread (enough for 2 meals)
what kind of goblin are you?
>dough stains all over clothes, skin, counters, floors
dough doesn't stain
>have to scrub 4 proofing vessels for hours to get the dough-glue out
no you don't just soak and use bristle brush
>goes rancid in 3 days
bullshit, bread would not do that.
>fucking useless. who invented this shit?
moron detected.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:33:13 2023 No.19298704 >>19298249 chainbaker on youtube. best bread making channel there is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:34:16 2023 No.19299066 >>19297379 you could've saved a lot of time and just posted "i'm a fucking retard"

Anonymous Mon May 22 03:47:14 2023 No.19299453

>>19298249
It took me a while to realize loaf forming has a huge impact on the final product. If you don't have a smooth outer layer with seams against the pan you can lose a lot of gas / steam early during baking resulting in collapse before the structure is fixed. I like proofing in my dishwasher with a pan of kettle boiled water.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:30:58 2023 No.19299594 File: 188 KB, 448x400, Canterbury Costanza.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19297379 >1 loaf of bread >2 meals

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:28:29 2023 No.19301380 >>19297379 >get bread machine >1 pan >materials go into pan >turn machine on >bread pops out >clean nothing skill issue.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:40:08 2023 No.19301444 >>19297939 >has to bake bread and freeze it to avoid starvation Very Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:43:17 2023 No.19301454 You can ruin bread in 3 days by not putting oil in it and then leaving it out to harden, or by putting it hot into a plastic bag so that it condenses moisture and molds.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:46:16 2023 No.19301461 >>19297379 There's a reason, bread was literally the first thing we industrialized.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:50:03 2023 No.19301475 >>19301461 Thanks to industrialization its easier than ever to bake bread at home

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:59:51 2023 No.19301506 >>19301475 Do you have a wood fired stone oven at home?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:29:04 2023 No.19301598 >>19301506 No its iron

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:10:15 2023 No.19303220 >>19301454 day 1-3 sandwhiches day 3-6 toast day 7+ bread crumbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:20:44 2023 No.19303249 >>19297379 >goes rancid in 3 days Try putting it in an airtight container or wrapping it retard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:12:43 2023 No.19304315 >>19298704 >>19299453 Thanks bread frens

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:53:26 2023 No.19304399 >>19303220 Correct On day 7 you can also freeze the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 15:08:36 2023 No.19304591 >>19298704 This

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 15:58:10 2023 No.19304710 >DUDE JUST DO 50 MILLION THINGS TO AVOID THOSE STUPID PROBLEMS AND HAVE A FREEZER AND A KNIFE AND A AND A AND A sneed. I can just buy bread at the grocery store. don't got time for your shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 16:05:00 2023 No.19304728 >>19297379 Make a sourdough starter and use it instead of yeast. Much tastier, more digestable and improves shelf life. I personally prefer to bake fresh bread for me and my wife every day. It's not that hard and takes little time from your day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 16:41:47 2023 No.19304826 >>19297379 Ascorbic acid

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 23:22:24 2023 No.19305974 >>19304710 you’re missing out, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 23:27:59 2023 No.19305989 File: 145 KB, 865x712, they see your dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19304710 >50 million different ways to fix your problem And yet all you truly needed was a brain

Anonymous Tue May 23 23:33:01 2023 No.19306001
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>>19297384
This.
How can OP be such a hapless FAGGOT?
I swear...4troons has leaked it's shitty DESTROY 4Chan demoralization bots and shills to almost every board.
I mean, It's ALWAYS been a cess-pool, but there were eddys and currents of truth and good info.
Now it just seems like a place taken over by edgy faggots and shitty sociopaths.
>No bumptry for shitty threads

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 23:39:51 2023 No.19306023 >>19304710 Grocery store is like a 40 minute drive away Baking bread saves me time and i dont have to leave the house for weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:05:11 2023 No.19306098 >>19306001 take the L, chud. your days of eating meat and bread are numbered. trans women are women and black lives matter. the people have spoken. you are not one of them. watch your back.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:51:15 2023 No.19306224 >>19297379 just use whatever add-ins bakeries do to have their bread last longer bro

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 03:02:44 2023 No.19306714 File: 3 KB, 249x157, 1662758678527562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19297379 >>bake 1 loaf of bread (enough for 2 meals) how fucking small is your loaf?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 03:05:49 2023 No.19306725 >>19306098 >the people have spoken. you are not one of them. in this age, animals are doing better than people anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 03:10:52 2023 No.19306741 >>19297379 trying not sucking cock

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