I like my draft beer flavored and colored

[Anonymous No.19296825]

>30yo heterosexual male

[Anonymous No.19296827]

everyone likes it this way. the only ones who don't like flavored drinks are soyboys trying to act le masculine and drink wood flavored pisswater

[Anonymous No.19296976]

>>19296825
One made without all the sugary premix schlop would be ok

[Anonymous No.19296978]

>>19296976
>durrr i like da flavor of pisswater more

[Anonymous No.19296996]

>I like my poison watered down
You forgot the U, filthy american scum.

Anyway, who cares, flavoured, coloured, it's all the same, a beer's a beer, it's shit, it's good, it's hoppy but it's fucking piss water at the end of the day and if you're not drinking spirits you're a fucking pussy.
Even if you're drinking spirits, you're a pussy for not poisonmaxxing.

Why bother juging some faggot hipster with ice in their glass vessel when you could be drinking drain cleaner that's already green and it comes wirh a microplastic filled bottle?

[Anonymous No.19296998]

>>19296996
>if you're not drinking spirits you're a pussy
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKING HAVE YOUR ALCOHOL TASTE GOOD!! W-WHY? BECAUSE I-IT'S NOT MANLY

[Anonymous No.19297039]

>>19296998
>>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKING HAVE YOUR ALCOHOL TASTE GOOD!! W-WHY? BECAUSE I-IT'S NOT MANLY
Wrong.
Don't misrepresent my argument like this.

Your alcohol can taste good if you wish it to. Enjoy your pondscum, slime or drano if you wish, but it's all in on poisonmaxxing. You're not allowed to dilute or weaken your poison and consuming lesser poisons is viewed as pussy behaviour.
You can be a smol qt 3.1888o2 slurpin' up poison and be the best person in a bar. It's not a question of masculinity, it's a question of being a fucking pussy.

Get your disgusting mass produced watered down sugary weed water away from me you faggot.

[Anonymous No.19297042]

yes
pondscum is rated higher than your pissy draft beer

[Anonymous No.19297045]

>>19297039
>LE POISON

[YOU FAGGOT FUCKING REDDITOR No.19297051]

>>19297045
Nothing wrong with a good bit of poison now and then.

[Anonymous No.19297055]

>>19296825
What am I missing here, is this a cocktail or a Mike's Hard or something?

[Anonymous No.19297069]

>>19296825
I do too. I really like the grapefruit mixes and lemon summer shandies in the summer.

[Anonymous No.19297083]

>>19296825
IBi male 30yo I prefer stouts and porters. IPA's are usually gross and so is the watered down shit most people drink

[Anonymous No.19297089]

>>19297055
I would guess it's an attempt at coloring for st pattys
reminds me of the "green" eggs and ham we had in school

[Anonymous No.19297093]

>>19297039
Trying way too hard

[Anonymous No.19297118]

>>19297089
Looks more like a beer margarita, made using really shitty margarita mix.

[Anonymous No.19297122]

i like colors

[Anonymous No.19297136]

>>19296825
>I don't like the taste of alcohol
Then why drink alcohol?

[Anonymous No.19297145]

>>19296978
You have to be 25 to post here, champ

[Anonymous No.19297155]

what did it taste like, millenials

[Anonymous No.19297157]

>>19297155
Sprite with a dash of alcohol

[Anonymous No.19297159]

>>19297157
that sounds pretty good
why did people dunk on it again

[Anonymous No.19297179]

>>19297136
>>I don't like the taste of alcohol
>Then why drink alcohol?
Alcohol's amazing in a double edged sword way for a drunk/alcoholic.
No doubt, there's faggots that drink to get drunk that hate the taste of alcohol but the good drunks, the s tier slurrers know it

alcohol is amazing
beyond the inebriating cognitive effects and addiction
it tastes good
it's like a spice
any drink you can have
just a dash of sodi- I mean ethanol
it's amazing
a hot day? pour yourself a cool drink of lemon with a dash of salt/potassium & sugar wooooooooo boy was that refreshing.
Now imagine it was both sweet, sour and sharper. It had the taste of alcohol.

Non-alcoholic drinks suck.
They're either bitter or sweet and no in between.
Alcoholic drinks are both. They're the perfect blend.

That's what sucks about alcohol as someone who enjoys the taste. Even if you wanna get sober, you'll always long for that perfect seasoning. Every ad you see, every time you take a drink of anything, your brain'll say "hey, I know what this could use a dash of"

Alcoholics, teatollars, they're both insuffering but being sober is like saying "hey bro, enjoy your life without any seasoning ever again". Yeah...that fucking sucks as much as having your brain stewed endlessly.
Enjoy what you're gonna enjoy but remember that a nice cold alcoholic drink on a hot summer's day is as dangerous to your health and sanity as a nice, chilled chicken mayo sandwhich.

[Anonymous No.19297185]

>>19297159
Because it was for gays.

[Anonymous No.19297202]

>>19297185
>because it was for gays
Mojitos are surely for gays right? Strawberry daquiri? Pretty sure you need to be a biofem with a vag to enjoy one of those.
That's what all insecure people say while they're downing a pint of minging almost vinegar-y tasting, flat off-cider while Stuart orders a crisp, refreshing appletini.
Lotsa drinks seem like they're for gays, all drinks are situational and all palettes change over time.

You go off and on drinks and tastes, your palette changes, situations & conditions affect the taste & your enjoyment beyond being a big burly homo.
You might not like a mojito in the moonlight but adore it in the morning but pretty sure if you like suckin' a big ol' meaty vainy cock that you like doing that regardless and it's not quite as situational as your tastes.

Alcohol can't rape your mouth bro.

[Anonymous No.19297206]

>>19297202
It's a meme. It was taken sorta seriously but not really and no one truly cared.

[Anonymous No.19297219]

>>19297206
>It's a meme. It was taken sorta seriously but not really and no one truly cared.
'sfunny how those things go in social settings
when you're young and you drink for the sake of it, you drink anything you can get your hands on, getting buzzed on blu wkds but fast forward 10 years and you're calling mark a poofter at the bar 'cause he's ordering berry strongbow

I remember that pushback to fruit & sweet ciders like 15-20 years ago when they started showing up everywhere. Guess the product didn't have enough staying power.

[Anonymous No.19297225]

>>19296825

let's pound a couple of these and go to the BARCADE!!

[Anonymous No.19297228]

>>19296825
Beer
>Green

[Anonymous No.19297234]

>>19297228
Beer
>anything but butt brown

[Anonymous No.19297239]

>>19296978
>>19296827
>>19296996
>>19297069
>>19297083
>>19297118
>>19297145
>>19297185
>>19297202
>>19297225
Lotsa closeted homosexuals today

[Anonymous No.19297250]

>>19297239
'cept that one loud & proud yurofaggot crying about letters right?
they seemed less closeted to me desu

[Anonymous No.19297256]

>>19297239
And yet you're the only one who is saving pictures of random faggots on your computer and nonchalantly posting them as reaction images.

[Anonymous No.19297274]

>>19297250
>>19297256
This seem to be more your speed anons

[Anonymous No.19297289]

What a bunch of closeted queers ITT. It’s just beer at the end of the day princesses.

[Anonymous No.19297290]

>>19297274
The projection is strong with your type. You want to believe that everyone else is a closeted fag because you know deep down that you're a closeted fag, and you hate yourself because of it.

[Anonymous No.19297880]

>>19297290
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.19297902]

>>19296978
>Is that... anything that doesn't taste like sugar and fat and salt?
>NOOOOO ITS BAD YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE CORN SYRUP

[Anonymous No.19297929]

>>19297902
>t. malding boomer
Times have changed you decrepit old bastard

[Anonymous No.19297947]

>>19297902
Mate.
You might want to try that in a thread that isn't just sugar, literally and I mean quite literally fermented sugar in a jug, not only a jug but a jug with salt sprinkled around the rim.
Like, fuck man. I'd get it in like a tea thread or something but look where the fuck you are nigger

[Anonymous No.19299519]

op is based

[Anonymous No.19299697]

this board proving once again just how reddit it is
>OMG LOOK AT ME IM DOING SOMETHING THAT ISNT CONSIDERED "MANLY" UPDOOTS PLS CHUDS
kys you pathetic attention whore retards and go back