/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19293907]

what would you are have as a last meal?

remember this is board culture just like british food threads

[Anonymous No.19293926]

Chicken wings

[Anonymous No.19293927]

i want my last meal to be the same as my first meal

[Anonymous No.19295372]

chicken tenders and french tries

[Anonymous No.19295381]

>>19293927
Necrophilia is nasty anon. No jail is going to let you suck on formaldehyde, paint, and dead titty.

[Anonymous No.19295393]

[Anonymous No.19295407]

XL philly cheesesteak from papa johns
Whopper with extra pickles and mayo
Rare steak pan fried with broccoli and peppers
1l coke zero
Large pumpkin pie blizzard
Peanut butter and jam on frozen bread with homemade jam
Stroganoff made with ground game
Glass of milk
Coffee
Water
Budweiser

[Anonymous No.19295418]

>Lobster Thermador
>10 McDonald's Hashbrowns
>3 giant river prawns tempura style
>Dozen fresh baked dark chocolate chunk cookies

[Anonymous No.19295963]

>>19293907
Any of my mom's cooking if she's still alive. Preferably fish cutacut with paratha. Or mooli (daikon radish) paratha.
And mango. Lots of mango.

For dessert I'd have gallons of ice cream or kulfi (also made by my mom) so when they kill me I explode in a milky mess.

If my mom's not alive I might just eat a couple NY style pizzas + mangos. And ice cream for dessert, same reason as above. Graeters.

I love my mom, and her cooking. Nothing else compares.

Captcha: kms 2gm

[Anonymous No.19296062]

Whatever burderns the state more
Hard to find ice cream, ginormous copious amounts of different foods from different places
I'd probably just drink a sparkling voss with lime and laugh a bit

[Anonymous No.19296071]

>>19296062
>>19295963
>>19295418
>>19295407
>>19295393
>>19295372
>>19293926

Sorry, you live in Texas. Enjoy your generic brand prison sloppa.

[Anonymous No.19296095]

>>19296071
I live in Ohio

[Anonymous No.19296224]

>>19293907
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.19296231]

>>19296071
Death row inmates deserve to be starved to death anyway. Why should we care that serial rapists, child killers, or torturers get a pleasant last meal?

[Anonymous No.19296232]

>>19296062
>"your last meal request has been rejected for being unreasonable and/or unfulfillabe, please submit a new selection"

[Anonymous No.19296306]

[Anonymous No.19296325]

>>19296095
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>19295393
This seems pretty good. I assume it's going to be made in the prison so this is pretty hard to fuck up, any moron can deep-fry shrimp and I'm sure there's a KFC close enough to deliver still hot chicken.

[Anonymous No.19296326]

Big ass pot of bolognese and 4 loaves of cheesy garlic bread.
For desert a pint of salted caramel ice cream.

[Anonymous No.19296409]

>>19295393
I'm convinced the people who make these just embellish it to make every killer seem autistic. There is no way gacy asked specifically for 12 shrimp and a pound of strawberries. Look up the other pics its the same nonsense

[Anonymous No.19296457]

>>19296409
last meals are recorded and a matter of public record
why wouldn't someone ask for a dozen fried shrimp? that's common

[Anonymous No.19296466]

>>19296326
>desert

[Anonymous No.19296469]

>>19296466
If you were the desert you'd want ice cream wouldn't you? Dumbass

[Anonymous No.19296472]

>>19293907
20 McDonald's double cheeseburgers on top of 3 pizza with a salad bowl's worth of ketchup.

I was born into this world eating garbage and soiling myself, I will DIE doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.19296502]

>>19295393
Why do so many last meals feature KFC? I'm reading a list of death row meals and it's like the only fast food brand I find

[Anonymous No.19296509]

>>19296502
>why do prisoners like fried chicken
Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.19296515]

>>19296232
Submit one million of those and get my lawyer to make them fulfill it for me :)

[Anonymous No.19296518]

>>19296231
It's one final fuck you to the prisoners, that's why. Building up to a pleasant experience after years in prison only to remind you behind that great meal is your death sentence. Create hope, then snuff it out. The other interpretation is that it's to show how much better the justice system is that they would show kindness to even the most condemned criminal.

[Anonymous No.19296530]

>>19296515
Your lawyer can't do jack shit to "make them fulfill it"
It's set in stone that there are restrictions on what you can and cannot have for a last meal. Budget, availability, "clearly unreasonable" etc.

Stop trying to be clever, you can't win. You're a ward of the state, convicted, and set to be killed.
>I'll ask for the rarest truffle from..
No, denied
>I'll just eat it so slowly that they'll have to delay my..
No, your execution happens when scheduled
>Fine then I'll just shit myself when I die that will show them!
They put you in diapers

Stop trying to be clever and get around it
Just come up with a normal fucking meal

[Anonymous No.19296542]

>>19296509
You think it would be black people, but the actual KFC list doesn't have many. We've got John Wayne Gacy, Robert Harris, Andrew Chan, Myuran Sukumaran and Mona Fandey.

[Anonymous No.19296678]

>>19296530
No. I'll order one million McD and not eat it
Keep seething wagie

[Anonymous No.19296744]

Sausages and milkybars.

[Anonymous No.19296752]

>>19293907
A big fat greasy burger.

[Anonymous No.19296756]

>>19293907
I probably would have no appetite though.
How about a stiff drink instead

[Anonymous No.19296757]

-filet mignon (medium rare)
-sauteed onions and mushrooms
-brussels sprouts
-mac and cheese
-beer

[Anonymous No.19296789]

cheeto puffs, gulab jamun, 6-8 steelies

[Anonymous No.19296804]

>>19296224
Nothin peculiar here.

[Anonymous No.19296846]

Carrot cake and black coffee

[Anonymous No.19296883]

Big Z Burger

[Anonymous No.19296897]

>>19293907
For me...
>Chicken Enchiladas, with rice, beans, guacamole, etc.
>A a case of cold pilsner beer.
I could die happy. :)

[Anonymous No.19296970]

>>19293907
a head of over cooked cabbage with onions, and a 6 pack of soda.

[Anonymous No.19296981]

>>19296224
and for desert, a coupl'a fresh bucks to break

[Anonymous No.19297306]

Don’t think they do the last meal thing anymore as one bloke ordered a ton of stuff then refused it

[Anonymous No.19297782]

>>19297306
that's only in texas

[Anonymous No.19297801]

Spaghettios and I want to press the know about this.

[Anonymous No.19297810]

>>19293907
>what would you are have as a last meal?
A Big Mac, 8 shots of scotch, a gun and one bullet.
Let's get this shit over with already.

[Anonymous No.19297872]

>>19296542
going to guess it's because in the post-war years, KFC was the only widely available fast food that was decadent in nature. you didn't go there for a healthy meal, you went there to be a sinful glutton

[Anonymous No.19297906]

>>19293907
This with a ton of butter, a Ny strip steak (rare), a twice baked potato, warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream and 2 slices of extra sharp cheddar

[Anonymous No.19298008]

>>19295381
He didn't say it had to be from the same source.

[Anonymous No.19298095]

>>19297872
>>19296542
>get tossed in prison 20-30 years ago
>finally end up on death row
>all you've eaten for years are cold "prison trays" full of crap, ramen noodles and candy from the commissary
>"I want that crispy, juicy fried chicken just one last time...I choose a bucket of KFC for my final meal"
>have no idea that KFC has gone to complete shit since you got locked up
>get a bucket of soggy grey meat with the breading falling off, it doesn't taste the same at all, it's complete garbage and got cold on the way to your cell
>they stopped serving the potato wedges even
>fucking french fries
just kill me now

[Anonymous No.19298125]

>>19295381
based guy shutting down any discussion of titties

[Anonymous No.19298160]

>>19298125
If you wanted to stifle discussion of titties, then why did both of you reply?

[Anonymous No.19298314]

>>19296518
lmao if your justice system was good you wouldn't have the concept of the death penalty anymore at all. Other countries have super low recidivism rates because they don't treat all criminals as irredeemable because they did one bad thing.

[Anonymous No.19299595]

>>19298314
Very few states these days still enact the death penalty and only ever for the most heinous of crimes
It's honestly more humane than Life in Prison anyway

Unless you're saying we should be like faggot Euro countries who will take a guy who killed 15 people and raped the corpses and put him in a nice cozy apartment with a PS5 and internet access with a diet of only the finest organic foods prepared by a 5-star chef
for only 20 years
Then let him out because "he did his time"

[Anonymous No.19299616]

>>19299595
That EU nonsense sounds better than the current CA and lefty method of just let them roam free despite multiple violent crimes, assaults, rapes and murders, just because they are black.

[Anonymous No.19299626]

>>19299616
Well yeah who still lives in California by choice?

[Anonymous No.19299630]

>>19299616
>lefty method of just let them roam free despite multiple violent crimes, assaults, rapes and murders, just because they are black.
>I've completely lost touch with reality.

>>19299626
>Well yeah who still lives in California by choice?
39 million people.
9 million more than the next biggest state.
Get a grip.

[Anonymous No.19299636]

>>19299630
>39 million people
Sucks to suck
they should leave

[Anonymous No.19299640]

>>19299636
>they should leave
Arizona, Colorado, and Oregon politely ask you to DELET THIS.

[Anonymous No.19299643]

>>19299640
I've heard a lot of them are transplanting to fucking Idaho of all places now

[Anonymous No.19299677]

>>19297906
A lobster that big would probably be pretty old, and they they don't taste as good as the younger ones.

[Anonymous No.19299694]

>>19296409
>there's no way some serial killer asked for something really freaking specific

[Anonymous No.19299701]

>>19299694
what's weird is that it's not even "specific"
ordering a dozen fried shrimp is really fucking normal
and if you were to ask for strawberries, why not ask for them by a weighted amount?
there's nothing autistic about asking for a dozen fried shrimp and a pound of strawberries

[Anonymous No.19299702]

>>19293907
I would absolutely hate to be in prison having a last meal considering I can't eat that much in one sitting. Now if they gave me the whole day to eat food, that'd be more reasonable.

>Choriqueso with flour tortillas
>Pasteles en Hoja with Red Hot
>White garlic cheddar truffle macaroni and cheese
>Cinnamon rolls from Cinnabon
>Taco Bell Chalupa Supreme
>extra cheese pan pizza from Pizzahut
>Korean fried chicken
>Birthday cake/party cake ice cream from Bluebunny

[Anonymous No.19299705]

>>19299701
>there's nothing autistic
Why does it need to be autistic? Let him have his 12 shrimp, KFc, and 1lb strawberries over fries man. Where are these ridiculous standards of yours coming from?

Like FFS honestly his order is garbage I would never order anything like that

[Anonymous No.19299708]

>>19299705
Read the reply thread, I was responding to a guy who originally thought all these last meals were "made up to make the killers look autistic" because "nobody would request exactly 12 shrimp"

I agree it's a shit order, but a man want's what he wants.

[Anonymous No.19299731]

A Philadelphia cheese steak with everything
Country fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy
Lemon flavored asparagus
A brekkie 'za
4 McChickens with tomato
Mozzarella sticks and marinara sauce
A turtle
Vegetable lo mein
Curly fries
As many lemonade ginger ales as I need

[Anonymous No.19299762]

>>19299731
you'd probably get everything but the turtle

[Anonymous No.19299998]

Yankee Pot Roast (carrots, potatoes, onions)
Loaded Iceberg Wedge Salad (tomato, bacon)
w/ Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing
extra bottle of Ranch on the side
loaf of fresh French Bread
pitcher of Ice water
gallon of Whole Milk
as many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups as the budget will allow for

[Anonymous No.19301198]

>>19297782
There's something funny about a guy cucking future death row inmates out of the last meal.

[Anonymous No.19301608]

>>19299630
No, YOU need to get a grip on your faggot ass state.

NorCal just needs to genocide Bay Area down to San Diego

[Anonymous No.19301623]

>>19299677
true for humans too

[Anonymous No.19301671]

>no alcohol is allowed for your last meal
Fuck it, just kill me already.

[Anonymous No.19301696]

>>19297782
Why not just introduce a limit? Why just out right ban last meals? Seems like Mr. Shekelstein wanted to save on last meals and found a good reason to do so. I mean the meal probably didn't cost more than 200 bucks.

[Anonymous No.19301706]

>>19301608
You seem really incoherent.
You haven't addressed anything I've actually said except to call for mass murder.
Please tell me your handler doesn't trust you with sharp scissors.

[Anonymous No.19301711]

I had a ham sandwich like an hour ago

[Anonymous No.19301717]

>>19301696
>Why not just introduce a limit? Why just out right ban last meals?
Why even have a limit?
In the grand scheme of things, I doubt any death row inmate has broken the state prison budget with any last meal request.
Just seems spiteful to cut them off at all.

[Anonymous No.19303720]

>>19301671
Can't even have a cigarette anymore either
I get why they don't let inmates have alcohol, because it would just cause chaos, but taking away a condemned man's smokes is just unbelievably cruel

[Anonymous No.19304017]

>>19303720
I'm inclined to agree, but it takes many years of appeals to finally get to the chair, and they're not going to be actually hooked by the time they get there.