/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19293413]

Avocado prices are collapsing. What's the best way to utilize them?

[Anonymous No.19293417]

If everyone else focuses on the cheap avocados, then there will be more McChickens available for me

[Anonymous No.19293418]

>>19293413
Stuff them up your ass.

[Anonymous No.19293545]

Lol good 1.50 for a ficking avocado was robbery

[Anonymous No.19293550]

>>19293413
isn't there an actual avocado cartel thing going on? something must have happened if they're getting cheaper

[Anonymous No.19293751]

>>19293413
local retard learns certain items get cheaper while in season, more at 7

[Anonymous No.19293787]

>>19293751
That's clearly not what's going on here, and you're a faggot with your head up your ass if you think it is.

[Anonymous No.19293844]

>>19293413
Huevos rancheros. They pair with a lot of Mexican dishes but since Americans don’t really know Mexican food all they can do is rip each other off with avocado toast.

[Anonymous No.19293853]

Cemitas are also bomb but you gotta be somewhere big like la to find the proper bread and cheese.

[Anonymous No.19293859]

>>19293550
No need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.19293868]

And my parents used to make a baked mashed potato mole casserole that needed avocado, radishes, and lettuce as fresh sides

[Anonymous No.19293871]

Beef is getting cheap as child fuck too. I had a sirloin steak with potato from my diner last weekend for 8.99.

[Anonymous No.19293884]

My big titty stripper ex would eat half an avocado with tuna and hot sauce on top, no mayonnaise. She was a real slutty whore. I miss her.

[Anonymous No.19293889]

>>19293550
>isn't there an actual avocado cartel thing going on?
i remember 10 years ago some hippie chick said her family was involved in some sort of gangster shit that kept avacado theft down. she was white.

[Anonymous No.19293999]

've never eaten avocado before, should i?

[Anonymous No.19295485]

>>19293999
they NEED salt

[Anonymous No.19295509]

>>19293413
Guacamole, spread them on some sourdough toast.

[Anonymous No.19295521]

>>19293844
>Americans don’t know Mexican food
You know Mexico borders america right? Every town in america has a Mexican restaurant. You are insane for just spewing garbage you read on here as fact.

[Anonymous No.19295525]

>>19293545
its a seasonal thing
when they're in season they're only 60cents
when they're not in season the imported ones are $4 or more
same is true for almost all fruit and veg
fucking pumpkins are $9 and bell peppers are $4 now because they're out of season

[Anonymous No.19295529]

>>19293884
Never date strippers anon, they are angry , broken, and they have no respect for men that dont hit them

I know its hard as fuck when they present themselves to you, but they will only bring you down.
I have had to learn this lesson several times.
Even years after being a stripper they are still bad news

[Anonymous No.19295531]

>>19293871
beef tripled in price here the last 3 months
a 2 pound lump of silverside went from $12 to $35 out of nowhere, but remains unsold.
the supermarket scratches their heads wondering why they're not selling anything, most of the meat section sits untouched lately because no-one can fucking afford it, so it all gets tossed out and the prices go even higher to cover the losses

[Anonymous No.19295851]

>>19295521
I bet you’ve never even tried mixiotes, pambazos, or chongos, my gringo friend.

[Anonymous No.19296471]

A dash of salt with an egg and a tomato for breakfast every day. Not kidding. You will feel great and shit like a champion.

[Anonymous No.19297415]

>>19295525
That's horseshit. Avacados are always expensive except in times of great excess where overproduction occurs not due to seasonal trends, but due to greater than expected imports. I have my thumb on avocado prices, and you're talking out your ass.

[Anonymous No.19297535]

>>19297415
wheres your thumb

[Anonymous No.19297567]

>>19293787
this happens every year with avocado prices, anon. just admit you're wrong and take the L. doubling down just makes you look like a fool

[Anonymous No.19298037]

>>19297567
Redditfags need to leave.

[Anonymous No.19298157]

>>19298037
>unsourced
>avocadoes were free in 2013 and 2023 (???????)
>bizarre unit of measurement
did you make this graph yourself?