/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19292248]

>remember sister making jalapeno poppers during a family get together
>really liked them so thought I'd make some
>11 bacon strips, Salomon cream cheese and 10 jalapenos obtained
>didn't know about handling jalapenos
>deseed them by hand
>my hands have been a raging inferno for 5 hours
>my body is shivering, head dizzy
Lads I need help, I've been death gripping ice cubes for 4 hours and it still burns as if I'm jacking off with melted glass, how do I make the pain stop
On the bright side the poppers came out great, and taste amazing

[Anonymous No.19292264]

wash your hands with dish soap and use lotion? retard btw?

[Anonymous No.19292267]

>>19292248

Suicide.

[Anonymous No.19292269]

>>19292248
Put lotion or aloe gel, then sedate yourself and let the pain run its course
Can't feel pain when you're asleep

[Anonymous No.19292270]

>>19292264
i've tred dish soap, milk, and olive oil, none of it works

[Anonymous No.19292275]

>>19292248
Remove the hands

[Anonymous No.19292277]

>>19292270
stop seasoning your food anon it's not going to work out
go bland

[Anonymous No.19292280]

>>19292270
Check under your fingernails for seeds

[Anonymous No.19292282]

>>19292248
>On the bright side the poppers came out great, and taste amazing

Lol

[Anonymous No.19292283]

>>19292270
get your sister to pee on them

[Anonymous No.19292284]

>>19292248
stick it in your bum to neutralize it

[Anonymous No.19292308]

If it makes you feel better it's going to last over 24 hours and you can't get it out at this point because it's penetrated into your skin, I know because I did the same thing a month ago

[Anonymous No.19292316]

>>19292267
Shut up Canadian faggot

[Anonymous No.19292319]

OP, you should have used ghost peppers instead. Jalapenos are the hottest pepper you can get. Go with something mild next time.

[Anonymous No.19292409]

Get hand calluses pussy.

[Anonymous No.19292457]

Idk how you've done, my hands are usually burning after handling breads.

[Anonymous No.19292467]

>>19292248
>>didn't know about handling jalapenos
>>deseed them by hand
>>my hands have been a raging inferno for 5 hours
>>my body is shivering, head dizzy
.......what? You just need to worry about the juices/seeds getting in your membranes, it doesn't effect your skin. Is this an AI thread???

[Anonymous No.19292471]

>>19292248
I've heard that putting bengay on your balls relieves pepper burns.

[Anonymous No.19293066]

>>19292248
milk or butter rub/soak your hands in a dairy product.

If that doesn't work, gasoline or acetone

[Anonymous No.19293070]

>>19292319
Do what this anon says. They're called "ghost peppers" because you only feel the spice for a second, then it vanishes like a ghost. Try them for a gentler experience.

[Anonymous No.19293371]

>>19292248
your hands shouldn't feel hot, I think you're having some kind of allergic reaction

[Anonymous No.19293381]

>>19292467
some pussies are sensitive to capsaicin

[Anonymous No.19293402]

Picrel. Or something like it. Capsaicin is an oil. Use something specifically to remove oil. Or you could fingerbang your ass with butter. Your choice. Pussy.

[Anonymous No.19293447]

>>19292248
try to scrub your hands with metal wool
dont know if it ease your pain but it did a great job removing the smell of onions of my hands

[Anonymous No.19293455]

>>19292248
Mix up a solution of baking soda and water and submerge your hands into the paste. Once the paste has dried, wash it off along with the hot pepper sting

Baking soda is truly a allrounder

[Anonymous No.19293464]

>>19293371
You can absolutely burn your hands with peppers
You think pepper spray only works if you get it in someone's mouth?

[Anonymous No.19293478]

>>19293070
Yeah I think they're a little bit more expensive since, you get more flavor and sweet profile and it is only half as spicy as a jalapeño. Overall a very good pepper.

[Anonymous No.19293487]

>>19292248
>death gripping ice cubes for 4 hours
Are you sure you're not giving yourself frostbite? Ice on your skin will hurt too. It might even make the burning last longer as being cold will make your body take more time to clear it out of your skin.

It hurts but there's no actual damage being done. You just need to let it run its course. The best thing to do now is just trying to stay calm and realizing it'll be over soon.

[Anonymous No.19293647]

>>19293464
it's not that I don't believe it can happen, it just hasn't happened to me when I've deseeded by hand

[Anonymous No.19293804]

OP has weak baby hands

[Anonymous No.19293821]

>>19293647
Jalapenos, well peppers in general, but jalapenos in particular are prone to cross-polination
Sometimes they're about as spicy as a bell pepper but other times they can be in serrano or cayenne pepper levels of heat
If your jalapenos are round with tapered stem ends and blunt tips they will be less spicy
If they have squared off stem ends and pointy tips they will be spicier

[Anonymous No.19293834]

>>19293455
Don't do this it creates mustard gas!

[Anonymous No.19293842]

>>19292248
The heat from the pepper cooks the hand

[Anonymous No.19293846]

>>19292248
i know the feeling op. i did this when i was a kid and stuck my hands in a bowl of lukewarm water for like 8 hours. it kinda helped but not really

[Anonymous No.19294061]

>>19293821
huh cool didn't know that, thanks pepper anon

[Anonymous No.19294245]

>>19292264
Doesn't work. It passes into the skin somehow.

[Anonymous No.19294290]

>>19293402
I wasn't fucking around. There are three reasons why I have a bunch of this in my kitchen.
1) to get oil or fat off my hands
2) to get capsaicin off my hands
3) to quickly spread on any major oil stains on my clothes

I have provided the solution. Any further pain is on you.

[Anonymous No.19294312]

>>19292284
I did this on accident a few weeks ago. I had sliced up a few jalapenos for a stew I was cooking overnight in a crock pot. Went to bed and had an itchy ass hole. It was pretty bad for about 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19294330]

Jerk off with them

[Anonymous No.19295215]

>>19292248
pussy

[Anonymous No.19295982]

>>19293487
OP here, the inferno is over, and I think this guy was right. While the pepper oils had been absorbed into my skin, holding ice closed and sealed the oils in my pores
and then I gave myself frostbite by death gripping ice for 4 hours
I think, either that or some kind of reaction

[Anonymous No.19295991]

>>19292248
One time I scratched my nuts after handling some jalapeños. You have my sympathy, OP.

[Anonymous No.19296005]

>>19292248
This has happened to me with habaneros and some other red peppers I don't remember the name of. I was deseeding them with gloves on but the spice went through the gloves. I soaked my hands sat by the sink with cold water running into a bowl with ice cubes in it for idk how long until it resolved on its own. I also gassed the kitchen on accident one time, me n my girl both started coughing and choking because i tried rinsing the habaneros after deseeding them

[Anonymous No.19296010]

>>19293402
>>19294290
You know regular dish soap uses strong emulsifiers to break down lipids, right? Niggas over here actin like they're working on a car engine in their kitchens

[Anonymous No.19296661]

is your sister hot

[Anonymous No.19296674]

have your sister save her pee all day then blast your fingers with pee

[Anonymous No.19296683]

>>19292248
pics of sister u burning twat

[Anonymous No.19296692]

Is your sister a boy or a girl?

[Anonymous No.19296707]

Is this a larp, or are your hands full of random cuts or something? I’ve handled peppers with my hands that are much hotter than halapenos.

[Anonymous No.19296765]

>>19295982
Holy shit you are dumb. Why on earth did you think ice would even help?

[Anonymous No.19297038]

>>19296765
It's grug brain shit
>Hand feel hot
>Ice make not hot
Midwits wouldn't get it

[Anonymous No.19297053]

I don't understand this post, I've seeded jalapenos before and never felt them in my hands. Does OP have open sores on his hands? Is he a euro? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.19297073]

>>19292270
Wash them with salt, milk, then lotion them

[Anonymous No.19297094]

>>19292248
Dip your hands in mud
Last option

[Anonymous No.19297130]

>>19292248
hand sanitizer

[Anonymous No.19297255]

>>19292248
Stick a finger in your bum that should help fucking fairy faggot

[Anonymous No.19298766]

Wear gloves next time.

Use 99% rubbing alcohol to cleanse your hands.

[Anonymous No.19298774]

>>19292248
>chopping jalapenos for salad
>wash hands after but they're still kinda stinging
>sexytime with my gf
>start fingering her, everything is fine at first
>she yells in pain, runs to the bathroom crying
I am a bastard lol

[Anonymous No.19298778]

>>19298774
I've said this before
Men can excrete capsaicin into their semen
I hotshotted my GF once after getting Thai
She cried and had to shower almost immediately

[Anonymous No.19299156]

>>19297038
>>19296765
OP here, can confirm

[Anonymous No.19299164]

>>19296707
>>19297053
my hands are mostly fine, I think it was because i ran the peppers under hot water while seeding them. My pores just sucked up the juices

[Anonymous No.19299173]

>>19292467
>it doesn't effect your skin
it does. when i deseed by hand i usually get tingly hands a few hours after.
not really painful though

[Anonymous No.19299889]

>>19292248
>he didnt use a spoon
Damn you just went in there huh?

[Anonymous No.19299963]

>>19292270
Dude I think you have a jalapeno allergy because none of that sounds like a normal consequence of handling them.

[Anonymous No.19299988]

>>19292248
Forget about seasoning food. Wypepo can't even season their hands lmao.

[Anonymous No.19300013]

>>19292248
Bro rinse then in white vinegar
acid neutralizes capsicum

[Anonymous No.19300048]

>>19299963
Nah, the oils will get in to places you can't clean unless you do a legit deep cleaning.

OP, get a bowl of lukewarm water, add a small amount of dishsoap, and soak your hands in cycles. You're just gonna have to tank it. Take some painkillers if you have any around.