/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19291362]

Why go any where else for Subs? Seriously, this is one of the only chains that doesn’t actually serve g0y sl0p

[Anonymous No.19291369]

>>19291362
The grocery store? $20 goes a lot farther at a deli counter and they give away mustard and mayo for free

[Anonymous No.19291384]

>>19291362
>Chain
Synonym for slop
Mom and pop shops way to go

[Anonymous No.19291396]

>>19291362
$15 for large sub is a hard pass for me

[Anonymous No.19291397]

>>19291384
dis nigga eatin' wood sticks

[Anonymous No.19291405]

Wood sticks are to stik in your neck, nigga

[Anonymous No.19291406]

>>19291384
Jersey Mike's is objectively better than 80% of mom and pop sandwich places based on ingredient quality alone.

[Anonymous No.19291407]

>>19291362

subway has better deals

[Anonymous No.19291412]

>>19291406
Really, you researched this or just talking outta tour ass?

[Anonymous No.19291414]

>>19291406
fuck off Mike

[Anonymous No.19291424]

This is obviously a shill thread for Jersey Mike's. At no point has anyone presented anything resembling any kind of evidence to back up their assertions regarding food quality or ingredients.
Besides, how can it not be the g slop when the owner of the chain is Jewish, and they sell to gentiles?

[Anonymous No.19291436]

>>19291412
I worked at a mom and pop store and worked at a bulk food distributor, I know what slop you guys are buying and then pretending it doesn't matter because muh mom and pop, muh independent business, muh profits.

Mike's at least has the decency to justify their prices by paying for the middle of the ground stuff. You guys are buying and selling garbage, especially with the recent inflation.

Same is absolutely true of most pizza places btw. The idea that your "local pizza shop" is somehow less fucked up than Domino's is pure copium. There are some pizza places that do shell out for the good shit and deserve the awesome reps they have, but most hole in the wall places are basically serving shit on a crust.

[Anonymous No.19291442]

>>19291436
>most hole in the wall places are basically serving shit on a crust.
And they put tomatoes on their pizzas.

[Anonymous No.19291457]

>>19291436
Get laid my man.

[Anonymous No.19291459]

>>19291436
Fuck off, chain wagie, you don't know shit

[Anonymous No.19291470]

>>19291459
I think see some red on that pizza. Are those tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.19291473]

>>19291362
Because where I live we don’t call them “subs”, we call them “hoagies”, which means that for every s*bway or other national chain, we have at least 50 mom and pop shops or local chains that make hoagies 1000x better than any one of these garbage slop shops. Enjoy your shitty “””subs”””, I’ll keep my hoagies from SE PA.

[Anonymous No.19291477]

>>19291473
>we

[Anonymous No.19291479]

>>19291406
Have the corn and soybean plants used for animal feed sprouted yet in whichever midwestern shithole you live in?

[Anonymous No.19291482]

>>19291473
>Because where I live we don’t call them “subs”, we call them “hoagies”, which means that for every s*bway or other national chain, we have at least 50 mom and pop shops or local chains that make hoagies 1000x better than any one of these garbage slop shops. Enjoy your shitty “””subs”””, I’ll keep my hoagies from SE PA.
Why did you self-censor the word "sub" only to use the word "sub" later on in your post?
It hon*stly looks stupid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.19291486]

>>19291477
Yes, “we”. It’s literally the most common expression for a sandwich on a long roll here. Only people who moved from out of the area or tourists call them “subs”.

[Anonymous No.19291488]

>>19291470
Nah, some salami and capicola. provolone, feta
red is the meat, based marina sauce

[Anonymous No.19291489]

>>19291482
I censored “s*bway”.

[Anonymous No.19291490]

>>19291486
Those people that moved there help pay for your monthly stipend at the beginning of the month you ungrateful mooch.

[Anonymous No.19291495]

>>19291488
>marina sauce
You... don't think there are tomatoes in marinara sauce.

[Anonymous No.19291499]

>>19291473
Nice, long live the true hoagies
Best things ever all others who rely on chains don't understand and only get mad at us
cause we know what a hoagie is

[Anonymous No.19291500]

>>19291486
>Yes, “we”. It’s literally the most common expression for a sandwich on a long roll here. Only people who moved from out of the area or tourists call them “subs”.
So if I went into a store and asked for a "ham and cheese we," they would know what I wanted, right?

[Anonymous No.19291507]

>>19291499
>us
>we
the only reason I get mad at >you is fact that you're not dead yet

[Anonymous No.19291509]

>>19291495
Who said that?
I thought you were implying there were full tomatoes on the pizza

[Anonymous No.19291513]

I had one of these at an event they catered once. It was leagues above subway and even better than some mom and pop pizza places, but still far from the best. I hear it's expensive though

[Anonymous No.19291517]

>>19291513
>it was leagues above subway
that's not saying much my man

[Anonymous No.19291524]

>>19291513
>I hear it's expensive though
Everything is expensive these days. Price alone shouldn't discourage you. Unless you are talking about getting a six piece bucket of KFC for $60

[Anonymous No.19291525]

>>19291369
Publix charges more than most sub places and delivers an inferior sandwich. Proper delis are almost always better. Even Jason's deli is much better

[Anonymous No.19291542]

We, us, we, us, we, us, we, us, we,us,we,us

[Anonymous No.19291634]

>>19291384
I know too many mom and pop sand which shops that’ll tell you you’re getting boars head and instead give you something cheaper/lower quality. Jersey Mikes is consistent.

[Anonymous No.19291645]

>>19291473
>>19291634

[Anonymous No.19291649]

>>19291499
They hate us cause they ain’t us.

[Anonymous No.19291651]

Dont go to jersey mikes because there's a local chain that does the same thing here

[Anonymous No.19291655]

>>19291634
>sand wich
fucking esl's man

[Anonymous No.19291661]

>>19291424
Peter Cancro is not Jewish.

[Anonymous No.19291663]

>>19291542
the repetition derails the thread.

[Anonymous No.19291666]

>>19291655
Your grammar isn’t much better, debate my point instead.

[Anonymous No.19291684]

>>19291666
>your
>my

[Anonymous No.19291704]

>>19291684
Are you done being retarded?

[Anonymous No.19291708]

>>19291704
I have that option, you don't.

[Anonymous No.19291914]

>>19291362
Jersey Mikes is based. There's a reason they were the fastest growing chain in the entire country last decade.

[Anonymous No.19291945]

If you’re anywhere but the north east or some big queer major city in your home state and don’t have access to a proper Italian joint sandwhich shop deli or Jew delicatessen then they’re fine though almost 20 bucks for a cold sandwich is wild.

[Anonymous No.19291960]

>>19291362
I don't think about you at all.

[Anonymous No.19291965]

>>19291960
>CT
neither does the rest of the US

[Anonymous No.19291967]

>>19291362
You can get much better food if you just make it yourself. I would have maybe been a customer if they weren't total jews about their birthday freebie

>you have to be a member for 6 months

[Anonymous No.19291974]

They're good for a national chain, Jersey Giant was even better but they're michigan only I think. Pissed the only Mike's around here is on the other side of town meanwhile there's a subway and Jimmy Johns in every fucking strip mall.

JM is basically the same sandwich that you get at JJ's except you get 20% less for 20% more money at JJ's and it doesn't even come with provolone, it's extra. Fuck JJ's.

[Anonymous No.19291987]

>>19291525
#1 not true
#2 he was saying just go to the deli and get a 1lbs of turkey and 1/2lbs of provolone cheese, a head of lettuce, a onion and some free mayo/mustard and you can build 4-5 sandwiches

[Anonymous No.19291996]

>>19291965
Ignorant and proud. Jersey Mikes is shit, you can make a better sandwich at home than that shit easy peasy, just have put actually ripe tomatoes on it and pick up not-rubber bread. Not as easily done with Nardellis, also a chain. If you're ever around America's neck be sure to try it out.

[Anonymous No.19292001]

>>19291996
No thanks retard. It and you are nothing special. Stop pretending it and you are.

[Anonymous No.19292005]

>>19292001
As opposed to Jersey Mikes? lol What a fag.

[Anonymous No.19292011]

REMINDER: IF THE MOST COMMON NAME FOR A SANDWICH MADE WITH A LONG ROLL IN YOUR AREA IS
>hoagie
>grinder
>hero

THEN YOU LIVE IN AN AREA WITH REAL SANDWICHES. SUBS ARE FOR FUCKING OR FLOATING, NOT FEASTING.

[Anonymous No.19292016]

>>19291649
TRUE

[Anonymous No.19292022]

>>19292011
or in your dads case for making love to

[Anonymous No.19292027]

>>19291634
>know to many mom an pop shops
How?
Are you an insider to sandwich shops in your neighborhood?
Stop lying, fuck off with your chains

[Anonymous No.19292032]

CaliWali style pastrami “””””sangwhich””””” enters the chat

[Anonymous No.19292036]

>>19292027
Do you seriously believe your average mom and pop shop that's fighting to stay open with growing food costs is supplying you with higher quality food than the average chain that's backed by a billion-dollar corporation?

The obsession with mom and pop bullshit is insane. There's a reason these places go out of business. There's a reason they charge higher prices.

Yes, there are really, really awesome spots that deserve all the love. Odds are you know where they are if you've been local for a while. But the majority of these family owned Chinese restaurants, pizza places, African joints, you name it, are not automatically better than chains because they're independent.

[Anonymous No.19292038]

>>19292011
>>19292022
I don't know man it's like a dude that's fervent about his camry that he's never even taken in for an oil change, and he's never driven anything else either, or even ridden a bicycle. Baffling.

[Anonymous No.19292053]

>>19291362
jersey mike's is really good. however it is absolutely goyslop. like half the calories of a sub are from oil

[Anonymous No.19292067]

Buy an ad, queer

[Anonymous No.19292150]

>>19291362
I stopped going there a month or two ago when they stopped serving cold subs on the grill in my area. Not sure if its a nationwide thing but getting a #13 on the grill with chipotle mayo is sacred knowledge that needs to be kept alive for future generations incase someone ever gets their head out of their ass and reverses this bud-light level decision.

[Anonymous No.19292158]

>>19292150
what does a cold sub on the grill mean

[Anonymous No.19292161]

>>19292038
>fervent about his camry that he's never even taken in for an oil change
car guys change their oil every 3,000 miles

[Anonymous No.19292163]

>>19292158
Next time you go there look at the menu. Most of it is cold subs. On the far right they have 4 sandwiches listed. All 4 are some kind of philly cheese steak either chicken or beef. That means they have the option to heat up your sub so if you ask they will lay down the meats and the bun on the stovetop and toast that bitch into the next flavor town.

[Anonymous No.19292164]

>>19291914
Is it Disney?

[Anonymous No.19292169]

>>19292036
Yeah well, I happen to know the mom and pop shops that are connected and serve their patrons well.

[Anonymous No.19292251]

>>19291542
>they,them,you,me,this,that.

[Anonymous No.19292252]

>>19291362
too expensive

[Anonymous No.19292263]

Tastes better than subway even though the ingredient quality is basically the same (that’s supposed to be proscuitto and gabagool? Lol). I think its that their bread is crustier and less floppy.

[Anonymous No.19292287]

>>19292161
That Fiero was one of those cars that tried to copycat Magnum PI cars like a Ferrari.

[Anonymous No.19292296]

>>19292263
That's not saying a whole lot, it takes nothing to be better than subway.

[Anonymous No.19292302]

>>19292161
what a shit car, lucky to get 60,000 mls before the engine blew up
Even if you changed the oil at every 1000 mls

[Anonymous No.19292314]

I miss Blimpies, it always blew the shit out of subway.

[Anonymous No.19292318]

>>19292314
I was too young to appreciate their approach as a kid, wish we had it still

[Anonymous No.19292355]

>>19292287
>That Fiero was one of those cars that tried to copycat Magnum PI cars like a Ferrari.
Isn't Magnum PI that overweight, obese, fat, tub of lard, fatty mcfat police commissioner on some tv show?

[Anonymous No.19292360]

>>19292161

My point was: no effort given, never even considered looking "under the hood" or "what makes a good sandwich."

[Anonymous No.19292397]

>>19291362
>g0y sl0p
Is that wordfiltered now?

Testing:
>goy slop
>goyslop
>seed oil

[Anonymous No.19292453]

>>19291524
The thing is fast food prices went up so damn much that it's now only $3 more to get a sit down meal with bigger portions that taste better

[Anonymous No.19292955]

>>19291708
Nah you’re just retarded

[Anonymous No.19292960]

>>19292027
I’m not lying, what I stated is truth.

[Anonymous No.19293014]

>>19292011
>bocadillo
It's over

[Anonymous No.19293103]

The big kahuna is the best sandwich ever crafted by man

[Anonymous No.19293114]

>>19291362
I'd rather go to a real deli or even Jimmy John's. Jersey mikes just wasn't very good the couple times a tried it. Firehouse subs are probably my favorite chain now that I think about it

[Anonymous No.19293116]

>>19293114
What'd you get from Mikes?

[Anonymous No.19293349]

You catty homosexuals really will argue about anything huh

[Anonymous No.19293848]

>>19292302
you have no idea what you're talking about
the iron duke i4 2.5L was even used in trucks, it didn't make a lot of power but it was reliable

[Anonymous No.19294553]

>>19291362
hungry howies makes a better philly than jersey kikes

[Anonymous No.19295117]

>>19293848
I'll take an iron duke in a willys or CJ5 any day of the week. You have good taste in engines, anon.

[Anonymous No.19295140]

>>19291362
>Jersey Mike’s
Lol, why them when I have a Muiagsd’uer next door to me. And they give me three mustard packets when I ask and I say, “hey! Three for free!” And now when ever I go in there they greet me with “it’s mr. three for free!”

[Anonymous No.19295164]

>>19293349
you just have to look at the prices. if either of your lobes are still intact you will realize how much farther your dollar votes would go at more economic eateries for identical qualities.

[Anonymous No.19295172]

>live in Canada
>only option for major sub chains are Subway, Quiznos, and Mr. Sub
>Subway is common but mid-tier
>Quiznos appears so infrequently it's hard to form an opinion on it
>Mr. Sub is mostly an eastern thing
I don't really do subs anymore. When I do, I end up buying an Italian Big Sandwich at the Real Canadian Superstore. Sometimes I get the regular Big Sandwich.

[Anonymous No.19295179]

>>19295140
This is STOLEN VALOR

[Anonymous No.19295188]

>>19295172

[Anonymous No.19296473]

>>19291384
If a mom and pop shop open a second location, do I have to stop going?

[Anonymous No.19296490]

>>19292169
Name one. You fags screech about mom and pop local shit but literally never ever name a single restaurant

[Anonymous No.19296491]

>>19295172
>French crusty bread - not crusty btw - : Wheat, SOY
>Italian dressing : SOY
That will be $10 + taxes + tip pls

North America was a mistake, Amerigoys must be punished.

[Anonymous No.19296722]

>>19291987
>build
it's not "building" anything you faggot. say "make"

[Anonymous No.19296723]

>>19291987
>buy 1lb of shit meat, shit cheese, shit vegetables
Explain how you'd make this taste good

[Anonymous No.19296960]

for me its cheddar brisket from firehouse subs

[Anonymous No.19297015]

>>19293116
One time I just got some cheese steak thing, the other time their italian. The latter was good, but nothing special. The former was just not good to me

[Anonymous No.19297134]

i prefer jimmy johns cause they don't slather and soak their sandwiches in all sorts of oils

[Anonymous No.19297246]

The oil at Jersey Mikes is a blend of olive oil and soybean oil. Anytime you get it "Mike's way" you are dumping soybean oil on your sandwich. Those cheap fucks could have just made it olive oil, but they had to jew their customers.

[Anonymous No.19297304]

For me, it was the Super Kmart deli subs. Zoomers will never to experience this perfection.

[Anonymous No.19297618]

>>19291489
>look guys, I did the thing again!

[Anonymous No.19297698]

>>19292453

I noticed it's really ramping up now and chains are going to find themselves in a tough spot. A couple of restaurants near me that I rotate through have started offering specials that are legit bargains even considering how fucked across the board prices are. By that I mean, they would have been great deals 8 years ago. So you have that and then across the street you have Fast Food Chain #4 wanting $13 for a number 2 with cheese. Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.19297987]

>>19296491
I don't have a problem with soy. Also, Canada doesn't tax food, nor is tipping supermarket cashiers a thing.

[Anonymous No.19298708]

>>19291362
The one that just opened near me sucks ass compared to most other stores I've been to and there is a Publix even closer to me and I will choose that every time over Jersey Mikes

[Anonymous No.19299210]

>>19291362
Are you fucking kidding? This place fucking blows. I'm not paying $15-$20 for sliced pig brick and provolone. Of all the fast food places, this place sucks the worst in a Biden world. Sucks worse than Arbys.

[Anonymous No.19299222]

>>19291525
>Publix charges more than most sub places and delivers an inferior sandwich. Proper delis are almost always better. Even Jason's deli is much better
You are literally getting two meals with a Publix sub. Even with general inflation it's still a great deal if you get whatever sub is on sale. And they're all really good.

[Anonymous No.19299236]

>>19291974
>and it doesn't even come with provolone
provolone is fucking terrible on anything other than an Italian sandwich. It's a terrible cheese for ham. You either want a sharp cheese like cheddar or a creamy cheese like havardi (patrician choice). Provolone is unironically sliced rubber.

[Anonymous No.19299244]

>>19292161
You can barely find Fieros anymore because they all got bought-up and chopped and turned into fake Lambos lol

[Anonymous No.19299255]

>>19295188
>what do you mean creepy vermin make bad restaurant spokesmen?
>They said the kids of today like heckin' random things!!!!
>They said we'd go viral!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M

[Anonymous No.19299789]

>>19291436
You had me in the first half but there is significant quality between "mom and pop" pizza and fast food little ceasers/dominos slop. Sure the mom and pop is gonna be 40% more for a large pizza than you would get at little ceasers but you get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.19299811]

>>19291436
What you are failing to comprehend is that the key difference with both good mom & pop sandwich shops and pizza joints versus shittier chains is the bread. The toppings are - as you suggest - pretty generic, but again, that's secondary.

Best mom & pop sandwich shop I ever ate at would just get a haul of bread every day from a local bakery and keep making sandwiches starting at 11am until they ran out of bread. That's the way to do it.

Jersey Mike's isn't *bad*, but it's VASTLY over-priced for what it is. There is nothing special about that place whatsoever and the sub they are known for is about the cheapest configuration short of balogna. I mean, $15 for sliced pig brick and cold provolone? Two of the worst possible combos. Fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.19299842]

>>19291384
>raw onyo and wood sandwich
>Yeah just fuck my shit up.