/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19289507]

>"he" doesn't eat Spam
Lol. Bitch.

[Anonymous No.19289515]

why would i buy spam though

[Anonymous No.19289516]

I prefer my meats not to be a mystery
That being said spam is based

[Anonymous No.19289517]

>>19289507
spam's the bees tits

[Anonymous No.19289520]

>>19289517
>cubed carrots
nice try anon

[Anonymous No.19289525]

>>19289520
that's Hot'n Spicy SPAM anon. YOU KNOW IT'S HOT'N SPICY SPALM

[Anonymous No.19289526]

>>19289507
Is spam the same dimensions as these frozen hashbrown patties? I feel like there's potential for an interesting breakfast sandwich with perfect proportions.

[Anonymous No.19289528]

>>19289526
hard to say but they at least look very similarly dimensioned

[Anonymous No.19289532]

>>19289526
spam & hashbrown double down

IT PRACTICALLY MARKETS ITSELF

[Anonymous No.19289536]

I make fried rice with hot and spicy spam, it’s fantastic

You just have to cook the spam for far longer than you’d ever think it needs, you get crispy surfaces and it’s still tender and juicy

[Anonymous No.19289539]

>>19289516
The ingredients are on the can bro

[Anonymous No.19289545]

>>19289526
Get some dinner rolls, they're usually rectangular, and make spam tater sliders I guess

[Anonymous No.19289555]

>>19289536
I don't usually like the secondary/fad/meme versions of products (garlic tabasco, pumpkin spice salami, dolphin-free tuna, etc) but god damn Hot'n Spicy Spam is pure craic

[Anonymous No.19289572]

>>19289517
imagine eating this well

[Anonymous No.19289581]

>>19289526
>>19289545
We have to go deeper. Are there any rectangular cheeses?

[Anonymous No.19289630]

>>19289581
>Are there any rectangular cheeses
Are you literally retarded?
The most common cheese, cheddar is sold in rectangular blocks

[Anonymous No.19289644]

>>19289526
holy shit anon you are a fucking genius.
Spam/hashbrowns mix + cheese bits. Its a guaranteed sell. You should experiment.

[Anonymous No.19289650]

>>19289507
I used to eat it before the scamdemic, but now it's too expensive. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.19289663]

>>19289581
Coon cheese is rectangular. It's the most popular Aussie cheese you buy at grocery store.

[Anonymous No.19289672]

>>19289644
>You should experiment.
yes but what does that have to do with /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19289690]

>>19289630
It needs to be these exact dimensions

[Anonymous No.19289693]

>>19289663
why do you hate Bega

[Anonymous No.19289700]

Compared to ribeye steaks, SPAM is cheap as fuck. Even more so when it goes on sale at Costco.

Me and my family had SPAM, green beans and corn with mashed potatoes a few nights ago when it would have normally been costco ribeyes and no one complained. Was delicious. Even though it was costcos reduced sodium SPAM, it was still a bit salty. Really good though.

[Anonymous No.19289711]

>>19289650
It's $3.50/can at my Walmart.

[Anonymous No.19289718]

>>19289526
>>19289532
>>19289644
I will kill all of you to guard this idea and start a breakfast sandwichery for myself.

[Anonymous No.19289719]

>>19289663
Wish we could get coon cheese in the states but it would be racist and they would blacklist it all the way to the parent company in Australia and bankrupt them

[Anonymous No.19289731]

>>19289718
Sorry anon I'm already putting a temporary IP block on this. There's literally a gov't website to register for $300 and it holds your IP until your patent or trademark is granted or someone successfully sues you out of it. come at be bro.

[Anonymous No.19289744]

>>19289718
>grand idea is just to match similar sized random foods together
look out!

[Anοnymous No.19289765]

>he doesn't make his own sushi
you can keep the seaweed wrap though

[Anonymous No.19289769]

>>19289765
Oh the underage seeking holidays in Hawaii are getting me nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.19289823]

>>19289507
>he eats canned catfood
Ppfftttt hahahhaa

[Anonymous No.19289859]

>>19289719
They did exactly that, they guy you’re replying to is clinging onto better times. It’s been named ‘Coon’ since 1949 but renamed as ‘Cheer’ in November last year.

Tfw no racist cheese. It’s legitimately a very contriversial topic here that everyone has an opinion on, coon cheese was iconic

[Anonymous No.19289866]

>>19289859
Fuck this gay earth...

[Anonymous No.19289868]

>>19289507
>Lol
not a word
only women capitalize it like that
no women on /ck/ get out

[Anonymous No.19289886]

>>19289868
Lol. Nah m8.

[Anonymous No.19289891]

>>19289507

I'm a little too classy for spam

[Anonymous No.19290695]

>>19289507
Love the stuff, but for weird fake meat it's so expensive.

[Anonymous No.19290725]

>>19289711
Yeah, in 2019 it was $1.50 a can

[Anonymous No.19290737]

>>19289525
you can't fool me, those are carrots.

[Anonymous No.19290782]

>>19290695
It isn't fake but it is a Frankenstein. It's the cut bits of excess meat all mashed together.

[Anonymous No.19290797]

>>19289891
EAT IT
EAT IT ALL

[Anonymous No.19290805]

>>19289526
>Fried spam
>Hashbrown
>Scrambled egg
>Hotsauce
>Roll it up in a tortilla

[Anonymous No.19290819]

>>19290805
Bros look at this...

[Anonymous No.19290884]

>>19290725
Nothing it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.19290919]

>>19290725
No it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.19291753]

>>19289507
No, because it's $6 a can and the fake imitation Chinese knock off brands are $5 a can

[Anonymous No.19291768]

>>19289526
Not a bad idea but those hashbrowns have too much salt, so does any cheese you'd shape for it. Salt + salt + salt. Maybe, just listening to intuition here, .75salt spam, washed/rinsed out hashbrowns(to remove salt), fresh mozarella, aaaaaaaaaand a tomato?

[Anonymous No.19291787]

>>19291753
It's half that where I live.

[Anonymous No.19291790]

>>19290805
>>19290819
stop being poor. thanks.

[Anonymous No.19291821]

>>19290919
>nothing it wasn't

[Anonymous No.19291823]

Spam was a cheap product that was sold to poor people, Canned meat, nothing could be lower in the 80's
Now zoomers act like it's a delicacy and really good
Kek
Still shit food always has been always will

[Anonymous No.19291842]

corned beef > spam
But if we're talking about canned pork, spam is the best. The meat is probably of a higher quality than what you get in your typical breakfast sausage or hot dog.

[Anonymous No.19292111]

>>19291823
In most of America, yeah. But in Hawaii, Polynesia, South Korea, and Japan, it has always been a much appreciated part of their everyday cuisine. It makes sense that as Asian and Asian-adjacent food becomes more popular in America, Spam is also becoming more popular. Cultural norms are retarded imo. Just eat what tastes good to you.

[Anonymous No.19292117]

>>19289507
too expensive

[Anonymous No.19292202]

Any recommendations on knockoff brands since Asians and weebs getting obsessed with Spam drove the price up? It was supposed to be ultra poorfag food that my WW2 era grandfather would bring on deer hunting trips.

[Anonymous No.19292211]

>>19292111
Dumb esl poster

[Anonymous No.19292230]

>>19292111
What a coincidence that when food prices skyrocket, American media begins a marketing frenzy about cheap, canned spam and “Asian American” stories

[Anonymous No.19292236]

You have any idea how much food and aid America gives to other countries? More than yours that's for sure

[Anonymous No.19292244]

>>19292211
I live in Wisconsin faggot I'm not ESL I'm hammered

[Anonymous No.19292247]

>>19292244
>tfw no Wisconsin buddy to go bowling with

[Anonymous No.19292792]

An actual post-nuclear apocalypse would have to be underway for me to consider canned meat "products".

[Anonymous No.19294198]

>>19292202
Treet is $2.11 at Walmart, it`s my go to since prices went up

[Anonymous No.19295250]

>>19289516
Spam is made from pork shoulder and pork ham, it doesn't use any other scrap from other cuts as that would ruin the consistency and make it taste like other luncheon meat brands

[Anonymous No.19295285]

>>19292244
>I live in Wisconsin
Uhm cheesed to meet u

[Anonymous No.19296772]

For me, it's Libby's Luncheon Loaf.

[Anonymous No.19296920]

I'd tried it out again I think.
Been decades since I had it and I'd try it fried and all.

Been at a real impasse in tastes recently where everything I enjoyed tastes like shit and the extraordinary tastes good so who knows.
I know I love corned beef and stovies when I put the effort in so maybe spam can ignite a bit of a flare long enough to stop me from necking myself the minute my local store runs out of tinned haggis and "mixed" beans.

[Anonymous No.19296925]

>>19290805
sheeeeeeeeeeeit.
I'd say it looks rancid, povvo food meant for the odd binge but I've tried some right good stuff with a bit of cheese, bacon and egg between a bready substance with a meaty brick lodged in to know this is a million peso idea.

[Anonymous No.19296928]

>>19289581
Cosco sells some Kirkland brand cheese blocks that are about the right dimensions on one end