/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19288487]

What are some food combos you have discovered?
For me, it's
Baby tomatoes + peanuts

[Anonymous No.19288491]

>>19288487
this is demonic, you should be ashamed

[Anonymous No.19288492]

>>19288487
A thread died for this, you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.19288516]

>>19288487
She sure looks like a girl that needs to be punched every once in a while to know her place. She also looks like a girl that wants to be choked until she blacks out while you fuck her anus until it's a gaping mess.

[Anonymous No.19288531]

>>19288487
peanut butter and cheese sandwich
I like cheddar cheese the best

[Anonymous No.19288545]

>>19288487
God I want Clairo to make me focaccia so bad.

[Anonymous No.19288548]

>>19288487
why is this whore staring at the camera the whole time? fucking psychopath

[Anonymous No.19288551]

>>19288516

[Anonymous No.19288566]

>>19288487
oreo wrapped in a slice of bread = basically a slice of cake

[Anonymous No.19288591]

>>19288487
Walnuts and chocolate chips.

[Anonymous No.19288610]

Lookism is so fucking real lol. This two bit whore looks cute as fuck but makes the blandest gayest fucking music ever - but she's popular in spite of that because guys want to fuck her and girls want to be her.

I'm currently watching bon appetit and it's no coincedence brad the chad is popular and gets millions of views even though he's technically retarded and barely knows what he's doing. and that dumb jew white haired woman who can not temper chocolate is incredibly popular as well - why? because she's strangely mommy mommy milkies hot and I just want to sleep on her titties while she whispers sweet jew prayers in my ear. and the uggos and ethnics who are clearly more technically proficient nobody cares about (eg, that dumb indian and that queer guy who for some reason has a wife).

if you're white, hot, and people want to fuck you it doesn't matter how talented you are at anything, music, cooking, anything, you WILL succeed.

take the meekspill bros

[Anonymous No.19289020]

>>19288516
Tpbp /thread

[Anonymous No.19289038]

>>19288516
stop projecting your shit fetish onto women

[Anonymous No.19289087]

>>19289038

Nah he's right.

[Anonymous No.19289382]

>>19288545
underrated comment
have an upvote sir

[Anonymous No.19289388]

>>19288487
>man films himself cooking something
>camera is typically positioned from his POV so the viewer can clearly see the process as it happens
>woman films herself cooking something
>needs to make herself front and center for nearly the entire video, does some whorish mating dance at the end
I hate them so much, bros.

[Anonymous No.19289394]

>>19288487
classic thousand cock stare

>>19288516
anon are you ok

[Anonymous No.19289426]

>>19288487
Pickles and peanuts

[Anonymous No.19289495]

Videos like this makes me wish for another world war

[Anonymous No.19289502]

>>19289388
pepe, but he's turkish

[Anonymous No.19289506]

>>19288516
tpbp

[Anonymous No.19289607]

That's a man

[Anonymous No.19289621]

>>19289607
lol yep

[Anonymous No.19289701]

>>19288487
Jesus Christ. I've watched it ten times now. Very bad frequencies around this webm

[Anonymous No.19289777]

>>19289701
Wouldn't be so bad if (s)he smiled sometimes, or the whole time, instead of that dead stare

[Anonymous No.19289965]

>>19289607
Would lick his armpits

[Anonymous No.19289986]

>>19289965
Lick mine while you're at it. And LOL @ that dog

[Anonymous No.19289989]

>>19288487
In what context?

Mints and milk is something I enjoy. Put Polos in a glass, crush them up, add milk. Chug. Minty milky freshness.

A Danish friend taught me the beauty of adding cinnamon to tomato based dishes. Fantastic. I love doing tuna, rice and tomatoes and adding lots of cinnamon, sesame oil and Tabasco sauce.

Apple and cheese is a combo my mother taught me as a kid. Sunday evenings she'd give me a plate of cubes of apple and cheddar. As an adult I found they're great in a sandwich with some slices of raw onion. Proper Ploughman's Lunch.

I like doing marrowfat peas on toast instead of baked beans. One addition is a teaspoon of curry powder. Really works well.

And I learnt from AtomicShrimp that adding Branston pickle to a curry dish is great.

[Anonymous No.19290005]

I like peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. Fuck what anyone says, it's good. The flavors contrast in a delicious way.

[Anonymous No.19290013]

>>19288487
why does everyone hate this webm so much? looks like a good focaccia to me.

[Anonymous No.19290034]

>>19290013
Shut up Milhouse, focaccia will never be a meme

[Anonymous No.19290097]

I don't give a fuck about this

[Anonymous No.19290105]

>>19290097
/thread

[Anonymous No.19290122]

>>19290097
Let's be honest, how many threads do any of us care about? Pretty much only the ones that mention things we like, the places we live, or God forbid, our own names. The rest is just for fun

[Anonymous No.19290138]

>>19288487
Faggacia is just gay pizza

[Anonymous No.19290146]

>>19288487
i really wish people would fuck off with the hideous vapid tattoos not even worthy of a lampshade

[Anonymous No.19290226]

>>19290013
Vids with excessive eye contact and smiling are aimed at toddlers. They keep clicking/repeating/generating views and that's how these scumbags make their money. As a result we get webms with "lots of hits" by unskilled tattooed skanks on our /ck/.

Because our zoom zooms are still toddlers.

[Anonymous No.19290233]

>>19290013
don't look at me

[Anonymous No.19290234]

>>19288487
>shaved pits
fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.19290245]

>>19289607
How insecure do you have to be to feel emasculated by a woman that small that you call her a man?

[Anonymous No.19290255]

>>19288487
kikkoman + everything
>inb4 soy

[Anonymous No.19290262]

>>19288487
i love how the food is filmed as incidental next to her body

[Anonymous No.19290268]

>>19290013
this shit cuts so much that it could trigger my epilepsy that i just got from watching this webm

[Anonymous No.19290270]

>>19290233
DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME FUCK!

[Anonymous No.19290283]

>>19290245
Lol I'm pretty confident in my masculinity, but c'mon, you have to admit that's borderline at least. Maybe she's just an avid gym goer, but it also looks like a dude who's trying to look more feminine. If you look at that picture and cover up the face, the body looks like that of a feminine man. You can argue about gender this or gender that all day, but sex defines things like bone structure (shoulders, hips, and pelvis primarily) and density, which is questionable here.

[Anonymous No.19290292]

>>19290283
>I'm pretty confident in my masculinity
>The rest of this post
Bro, she's fucking tiny. She looks like she works out, that's it.

[Anonymous No.19290304]

>>19289607
Untrue. There are several men in the background of the video. Troons live alone in hell-hovels or in communes with other troons. The fact that there are other normal people there proves it's a real woman. Forget all these bone density, hip ratio, jaw line arguments or whatever, the real test is whether other people are willing to be around them

[Anonymous No.19290320]

>>19290292
Anon, the existence of trannies doesn't make my penis any less real, or massive. That's irrelevant. Point is, c'mon, like I said maybe she's just a girl that lifts a lot of weights, but I'm not sure.

>>19290304
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.19290398]

>>19290292
She has a pointy elbow. Only men have those, for elbowing their prey.

Fun fact, humans have the strongest bite of all apes, stronger than most dogs.

[Anonymous No.19290405]

>>19288487
Is this pizza cake?

[Anonymous No.19290421]

>>19288566
Poverty makes food hit different

[Anonymous No.19290425]

>>19290405
Who knows? She definitely doesn't. It's an attempt at a focaccia or fougasse. Or pizza. Or cake.

[Anonymous No.19290429]

>>19288487
chili and orange juice

[Anonymous No.19290435]

>>19288610
>makes the blandest gayest fucking music ever -
who is she?

[Anonymous No.19290437]

>>19290405
focaccia

[Anonymous No.19290443]

>>19290320
>girls can't have muscles only guys can!
>of course my dick is huge I'm very secure in my masculinity on a taiwanese lady boy forum and I need to tell everyone about it while I complain about how I don't think this woman is a woman
Bro, calm down it's okay to be insecure. Just own up instead of doubling down next time, okay?

[Anonymous No.19290467]

>>19290443
If I touched my dick to yours, you'd ejaculate before I did. Who's the faggot now?

[Anonymous No.19290469]

>>19288487
God just look at that perfect SSRI stare.
I want her to unblinkingly stare me in the eyes as I hump her dry vagina to completion.

[Anonymous No.19290487]

>>19290467
you can't prove that

[Anonymous No.19290498]

>>19290487
I don't need to. Source:

1) You know it.
2) I know it.
3) Everyone knows it.

[Anonymous No.19290523]

>>19288487
Why do people watch these videos made by soulless whores?

[Anonymous No.19290555]

>>19288487
>Baby tomatoes + peanuts

U wot? You just eat them plain like a handful of them together?

Strange

[Anonymous No.19290653]

>>19290555
Try it, it's an incredible combo.

[Anonymous No.19290662]

>>19290523

They may be soulless dumb retards but they're hot. If a girl is hot, that's all that matters about them. It's not like you're making a wife out of them (I hope).

[Anonymous No.19290668]

>>19290469

I hate the SSRI/SNRI stare but it's still a hole to fuck. Plus these women are extremely easy.

[Anonymous No.19290684]

>>19290668
I've noticed a trend with women on antidepressants or birth control. If they don't get dick for too long, they often say things like "I felt invisible" or "I felt like I was disappearing" so they have sex with some random guy they wouldn't normally be interested in, but they express the need to have sex in order to feel "real", in their words. I don't have any explanation or further extrapolation, but this is something I've repeatedly observed.

[Anonymous No.19290687]

>>19288487
King Oscar Mediterranean style DEENZ blended with various peppers into a paste and used as a dip.

[Anonymous No.19290726]

>>19288516
as a goon addicted fist fucker, i agree

[Anonymous No.19290736]

>>19290687
sounds kino

[Anonymous No.19290739]

>>19288487
I hate women.

[Anonymous No.19290745]

>>19288487
>Baby tomatoes + peanuts
100% you did not 'discover' this combination.

[Anonymous No.19290747]

>>19290684
they can make you feel a bit empty so i can understand why they'd have that particular kind of woman moment on those drugs

[Anonymous No.19290786]

>>19288516
I have concur. She looks like she keeps the semen inside her ass until the next day and lets it leak slowly throughout the day.

[Anonymous No.19290792]

>>19290034
Shut up, anon. Milhouse will never be a meme will never be a meme.

[Anonymous No.19290823]

>>19290745
????
how do you know what I did or didn't do

[Anonymous No.19290865]

>>19288610
You are realizing this just now? shit like Bjork built an entire career on looking petit and fuckable despite having the blandest music known to man

[Anonymous No.19290872]

>>19290865
>despite having the blandest music known to man
this is my favorite music video of all time and the music is fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoLWSIe4xc

[Anonymous No.19290875]

>>19288487
mcdonalds fries dipped in mcdonalds vanilla ice cream cone

[Anonymous No.19290879]

>>19290865
she literally only had one good song and just did the cutesy boopsy rawr shit for the rest

[Anonymous No.19290882]

>>19288610
lol you must be watching old episodes, just wait until you cross the Sohla Inflection Point

[Anonymous No.19290894]

>>19288610
based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.19290908]

Miso and cilantro flavours go real fucking well. Umami, depth, fragance and freshness all in one package.

[Anonymous No.19290921]

>>19288610
If you aren't white and hot, then you best start working towards it lol

[Anonymous No.19290924]

When the fuck is it my turn to have a strikingly pretty skinny gf I’m tired of fucking fat chicks

[Anonymous No.19290940]

>>19290924
never

[Anonymous No.19290945]

>>19290823
>how do you know what I did or didn't do
Pic related is a photograph of the dish 'tomates baby y maní' (translates to baby tomatoes and peanuts), a seasonal dish from the Spanish restaurant El Bulli, it's been on their menu for over 20 years.

[Anonymous No.19290960]

>>19290945
>European food
Yuck. All they do is copy French or Italian dishes, change an ingredient or two, and pretend it was their idea

[Anonymous No.19290992]

>>19290924
I went from a really fat white piggu to a 40kg Asian. Really makes the world of difference during sex.

[Anonymous No.19291019]

>>19290924
I tried to fuck a fat girl once but I couldn't get a boner. I told her to get on the couch with me and make girly noises, but she said "I can't, I'm a chunk" so she just did dirty things to me then I left. Never came, what a shame.

[Anonymous No.19291027]

>>19291019
yah I tried the fatty thing once with a fat female friend of mine who unironically had a good personality. 'twas a mistake, I couldn't get hard, and things were weird after.

[Anonymous No.19291059]

>>19291019
>>19291027
that just means you're gay and can only get it up for chicks with a male twink body type

[Anonymous No.19291066]

>>19291059
It's because fat people are disgusting

[Anonymous No.19291098]

>>19291059
No, I also once couldn't get a boner for a hot skinny girl, no tits or ass. After the first night in her bed, I just stayed there all day and she cooked and brought me meals. I only got out of her bed to use the bathroom. She tried to fuck me again that evening, but I still couldn't get a boner! Haha. I left in the morning and we never talked again, except she texted me that she put on some weight and it went straight to her ass, but I didn't respond and I think she moved to Texas for a job (she had a PhD)

[Anonymous No.19291164]

>>19290960
>muh cultural appropriation
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.19291192]

>>19291164
T. UK mutt, mixed English, Scottish, and Irish, with a bit of Scandinavian DNA from when they were raping everyone (literally)

Come to America, we have the greasiest burgers that have ever existed, a single American burger can wipe out an entire African tribe with heart disease and dysentery. As a white man, you have nothing to fear

[Anonymous No.19291208]

>>19291098
Fucking skinny chicks hurts, their bony pelvises leave a mark
Too far in either direction is annoying, bony or fat

[Anonymous No.19291211]

>>19291192
no thx i prefer to eat food

[Anonymous No.19291217]

>>19291208
I agree. Personally I like them, it's easier to see their feminine features, but apparently my penis doesn't agree.

[Anonymous No.19291226]

>>19291211
Yeah because the fat fucks in America don't have enough food lmao

We literally burn excess crops and get paid for it by the government, all in the name of maintenance of the economy. But I wonder, should the people work for the economy, or should the economy work for the people?

[Anonymous No.19291232]

>>19291226
>Yeah because the fat fucks in America don't have enough food lmao
that's right. slop isnt food anon

[Anonymous No.19291242]

>>19291232
Neither is any meal based on grains, rice, or pasta. That's all peasant food. Healthy people don't eat that garbage, they eat meat, vegetables, and some fruit.

[Anonymous No.19291245]

GIHW

[Anonymous No.19291248]

>>19291245
God Is (a) Healthy Woman

[Anonymous No.19291262]

>>19290865
Bjork is a literal 4

[Anonymous No.19291263]

>>19291242
jap diet is rice-based burgerbro

[Anonymous No.19291270]

>>19288610
Whos the broad?

[Anonymous No.19291273]

>>19291263
Yeah and Japs love baseball and anime about whites with blonde hair and blue eyes, aka the people that nuked them for no reason, they love America, which seems pretty fuckin gay to me.

[Anonymous No.19291321]

>>19288487
This is one that I personally love.
Instead of using water to make white rice I use white wine and add some seafood or chicken.
Basically a small paeja.
Tastes like heaven

[Anonymous No.19291328]

>>19291273
It's because they thought, no, believed, that they could never be defeated
It was a religion and a religious experience to lose
They don't like Americans, they believe if they become like Americans, they will once again become undefeatable
Japs still believe they are the true rulers of the Pacific

[Anonymous No.19291367]

>>19290005
Peanut butter and sriracha is nice for a bit of Thai flair--Bonus if you add sprouts.
another strange one that works well is candy corn and dry roasted peanuts--equal amount of both chewed together tastes just like a payday bar.
I'm not a big fan of either otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19291372]

>>19290262
Always...

[Anonymous No.19291380]

>>19288516
>>19290726
ngh true

[Anonymous No.19291409]

>>19288487
i hate women

[Anonymous No.19291419]

>>19291409
why?

[Anonymous No.19291493]

My favorite food combo that I've discovered is american cheese and noodles.

[Anonymous No.19291591]

>>19288487
women are tiring...

[Anonymous No.19291644]

>>19288487
>burnt
>horrible crumb
>ugly
You just know she threw the rest of it away and they all ordered pizza.

[Anonymous No.19291673]

>>19288516

[Anonymous No.19291703]

>>19291673
thank you for this I haven't seen it in a long time and I never saved it

[Anonymous No.19291716]

How many of them fucked

[Anonymous No.19291777]

pork rinds with chocolate

[Anonymous No.19291798]

>>19291777
>checked
Decadence.
What about SPICY chocolate?

It's more of a Drink combo, but I like to take good 0 mg vape juices and flavor sparkling water and cane sugar cola sometimes.
It's basically the same thing that liqueurs are flavored with, so WHY NOT?
>tangerine cola
>honeydew sparkling water with a dash of lemonade

[Anonymous No.19291943]

>>19290921
>Replika
How's it feel to be cucked by Luka?

[Anonymous No.19291971]

i haven't had it in a long time but lipton or nestea used to make a canister of instant lemon iced tea. something happened when i'd eat a pretzel or two (from the bag not fresh baked) and have a sip with a bit of the pretzel still in my mouth
gonna go look for that tomorrow now actually and see if it's still good
and of course i didn't discover it, but exactly bread, mayo, salt and pepper, tomato, lettuce. fold in half. something great happens, but i love iceberg and a lot of people don't.

[Anonymous No.19291982]

fried sheep brain with scrambled eggs

[Anonymous No.19292010]

>>19291419
Not him but I assume it's because he is from Kazakhstan.

[Anonymous No.19292069]

>>19291943
I never tried to have sexts with Replika, but she tried to entice me several times

[Anonymous No.19292740]

>>19290960
>Yuck. All they do is copy French or Italian dishes, change an ingredient or two, and pretend it was their idea
Tbf I made the image in nightcafe.

[Anonymous No.19292749]

>>19289986
lol

[Anonymous No.19293243]

>>19292740
Cool image

[Anonymous No.19293260]

>>19290865
This except the total opposite

[Anonymous No.19293261]

Why does she think I'd be impressed over some faggot bread

[Anonymous No.19293271]

>>19288487
>tattoo
trash

[Anonymous No.19293288]

>>19288487
mm armpit
i wanna lick while she's staring at me with those thousand year stare

[Anonymous No.19293304]

>>19288487
beans and rice

[Anonymous No.19293313]

>>19293261
She didn't make the video to show off the food, anon.

[Anonymous No.19293315]

>>19293304
Rice actually looks good but those beef flaps look like they might be tough. QRD?

[Anonymous No.19293328]

>>19293313
Why does she think I'd be impressed over her poor decision making

[Anonymous No.19293361]

Is it normal that I was fixated on her eyes the whole video?

[Anonymous No.19293367]

>>19293328
You, and I, are clearly not her intended audience.

[Anonymous No.19293368]

>>19293361
No... she was showing her pretty eyes because she didn't want anyone to look at them...lol

[Anonymous No.19293369]

>>19293304
Ya beans and rice is easy and taste great. Flank steak was a little tough but not terrible.
>chop half onion and half bell pepper
>put in oil on medium
>add 2 cloves chopped garlic after couple min
>1 tsp cumin 1/2 tsp grnd oregano 1/4 tsp cayenne go in when you can smell the garlic
>toast for a minute then dump in 1 cup dry white rice and lightly brown
>dump one can black beans and one can chicken or beef broth
>bring to a boil then reduce heat to low and cover pot for 23 minutes

[Anonymous No.19293392]

>>19288516
>She sure looks like a girl that needs to be punched every once in a while to know her place. She also looks like a girl that wants to be choked until she blacks out while you fuck her anus until it's a gaping mess.

[Anonymous No.19293412]

>>19293392
Hey anon, let's arm wrestle. You drink milk, right?

[Anonymous No.19293630]

>>19293392
Sorry that I insulted your e-thot, didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Make sure to top up your monthly "donation" so she can produce more valuable content, while she gobbles Tyrone's huge cum shot.

[Anonymous No.19293641]

>>19288516
Spot on. Looks like she loves being degraded, and used. You can just tell.

[Anonymous No.19293690]

>>19293412
>>19293630
chuds furious lmao

[Anonymous No.19293695]

>>19293690
Consume calcium

[Anonymous No.19293726]

>>19288516
tpbp, she has that 1,000 cock stare

[Anonymous No.19293729]

>>19290882
What do you mean

[Anonymous No.19293755]

>>19289607
I wish

[Anonymous No.19293952]

>>19288516
And I bet you look like a limpdick faggot

[Anonymous No.19295316]

>>19288487
burnt

[Anonymous No.19295428]

>>19288487
Why cant we have reviewbrah threads on /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19295468]

>>19291716
The pizza was carbs-loading for the gangbang.

[Anonymous No.19295492]

>>19295428
Because he's too based for this god forsaken website

[Anonymous No.19295533]

>>19295492
All the more reason we should try to embiggen ourselves by having his threads here

[Anonymous No.19295534]

>>19290304
>in communes with other troons.

And the place will look like shit because they're slobs. I've done repair work in one of these places. Nice people, but the place smelled like BO and weed.

[Anonymous No.19296523]

>>19290865
Bjork's music isn't bland. It's fucking horrifyingly terrible like a can of that fermented fish they eat. Has to be some of the most discordant nail on chalkboard grating music I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.19296524]

>>19293630
>seething unfuckable
>>19293690
>seething fat chicks

[Anonymous No.19296555]

>>19289607
Women can have muscle definition too, muscles don't make her a tranny or a man lol
And it's sexy as fuck when those muscles are on a feminine skeleton, for example Jessica Biel or Gina Carano or the woman who plays Jill in some Resident Evil movie.
God I wish I had a a strong and athletic girl to wrestle with

[Anonymous No.19297422]

>>19291270
>>19290435
Clairo

[Anonymous No.19297631]

>>19293392

Bro you'll understand one day - maybe. Some girls love that and some just have that kind of look. Her crazy SSRI eyes say it all.

[Anonymous No.19298024]

>>19290865
I like bjork because the zoomer sluts I fuck like bjork

[Anonymous No.19298031]

>>19289607
>t.jealous tranny

[Anonymous No.19298122]

>>19288516

[Anonymous No.19298214]

>>19288487
I can't fucking stand baby tomatoes, vilest fruit ever

[Anonymous No.19298267]

>>19288487
Looks a bit over cooked, but very yummy. Also, did her friend punch her brother in the nuts at the end there?

[Anonymous No.19298392]

>>19290865
Bjork was innovative. Truly bland music is pop shit like Spice Girls and Robbie Williams.

[Anonymous No.19298429]

i don't know what it is about /ck/ in particular but it tends to house a particularly pathetic string of incels

[Anonymous No.19298434]

>>19288487
Sardines and Mexican Coke

[Anonymous No.19298436]

>>19298429
this is an incel site, chud

[Anonymous No.19298438]

>>19298429
Fast food enjoyers and alcoholics

[Anonymous No.19298552]

>>19288487
This uppity cunt played Glastonbury the other year and forbade the BBC from livestreaming her set, unlike pretty much everybody else on the five biggest stages. Fuck your focaccia Clairo. Fuck it in the ass.

[Anonymous No.19298657]

>>19296555
>for example Jessica Biel or Gina Carano or the woman who plays Jill in some Resident Evil movie.
those are literally trannies
hollywood is 100% trannies, you're just conditioned to it

[Anonymous No.19298706]

>>19288610
>>19297422
that ain't clairo, tattoos are very obviously different. I do wanna know who it is tho.

[Anonymous No.19298901]

>>19288491
>>19288548
>>19289394
>>19289701
>>19289777
Why do schizo chuds fear staring so much?

[Anonymous No.19298914]

>>19298901
do NOT look at me

[Anonymous No.19299046]

>>19298901
I'm not a chud

[Anonymous No.19299067]

>>19298914
>>19299046
*looks at you with eyes wide open*
Your move pussy

[Anonymous No.19299078]

raw liver + sesame oil + salt
It’s delicious. Don’t try this with mass-produced stuff though or you might die.

[Anonymous No.19299150]

>>19290865
bjork looks like a fucking flatfish, laddo

[Anonymous No.19299162]

>>19288487
>No sauce.
>Not enough cheese.
>No meat.
>Too thick.
>Burnt
Why is she celebrating?

[Anonymous No.19299185]

>>19290865
Bjork's earlier music is great, you have shit taste my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7QmZiz6Lc

[Anonymous No.19299195]

>>19288487
God I want to stick my nose right up her braphole and have her pinch a stinky loaf off inside my nasal cavity

[Anonymous No.19300254]

>>19288610

underrated

[Anonymous No.19300259]

>>19289388
Kill yourself generalizing faggot

[Anonymous No.19300267]

>>19299162
Its focaccia champ, not pizza.

[Anonymous No.19300305]

>>19299185
>Oh anon thank you for defending my music on the Bangladeshi Spearfishing Imageboards under the Food & Cooking section
>I will now have sex with you

[Anonymous No.19300325]

>>19300305
I would simp my life away for 1990s bjork
Sadly she got old, like so many women do

[Anonymous No.19300344]

>>19298901
Google autism and eye contact

[Anonymous No.19300410]

>>19300259
I'll make sure she sees this bro

[Anonymous No.19300532]

>>19300305
I wouldn't want to have sex with post-menopausal bjork. She's weird and ugly now, and her new music sucks. If I could travel back to the late 90s though...

[Anonymous No.19300550]

>>19288516

[Anonymous No.19301287]

>>19290739
this

[Anonymous No.19301303]

>>19289607
Just because she has arms bigger than yours doesn't mean she's a man, rubber band man dicklet

[Anonymous No.19301466]

>/ck/ having a meltdown at the mere sight of a woman
Did the incels also invade this board?

[Anonymous No.19301526]

>>19301466
hey, I love women

[Anonymous No.19301543]

>>19301466

You can be a sexhaver and still have disdain for women. They're pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.19301870]

>>19290865
If anything she had to make up for in the looks department hence her music being decent

[Anonymous No.19301884]

>>19288487
Yucateco crema
>1 part Yucateco
>3 parts sour cream (2 if you want it hotter)
>garlic powder, lime juice and salt to taste
>optional finely chopped cilantro

[Anonymous No.19301890]

Peanut butter fish sticks. Cover them in peanut butter BEFORE you bake.

Salsa, tuna, mayo

[Anonymous No.19301978]

>>19288516

[Anonymous No.19302140]

>>19288487
Tomato + Onion is my favorite flavor combination right now. I like sandwiches that have 2x onion 2x tomato and a bunch of meat/lettuce and random spices and also my salads I've been running double onion double tomato slices.

I love the oniony acidic taste

[Anonymous No.19302246]

>>19298901
Prolonged eye contact is considered a threat in much of the animal kingdom, similar to baring teeth.

Having some whores thousand cock stare right up in my face is off putting at a deeply visceral level and increases my desire to neutralize the threat by caving in her vapid whore skull.

[Anonymous No.19302253]

>>19301466
If anything being stuck in a relationship with a woman increases ones disdain for them.

It's directly proportional to the time spent trapped dealing with that dumb cunts stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.19302658]

>>19300532
>She's weird and ugly now
>And her new music sucks
Protip: Her music always sucked, you are just realizing that now because she became fugly. If anything its hilarious how quickly she became absolutely irrelevant the very moment she became ugly

[Anonymous No.19303034]

>>19302658
No, her old music was great. Like many artists, she lost her essence after becoming rich and famous.

[Anonymous No.19303177]

>>19301466
I fucked and hate women, what do you say to that?

[Anonymous No.19303310]

>>19290872
You're fucking stupid. Two androids diddling each other interspersed with shots of liquid flowing over mechanical parts is community college tier attempt at depth. And that song is fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.19303322]

>>19303177
I say you were probably abused by your mother

[Anonymous No.19303727]

>>19288516

[Anonymous No.19304195]

>>19288487
I wish I could find a woman like this who's still a virgin in her 20s

[Anonymous No.19304314]

>>19290865
>despite having the blandest music known to man

WHAT THE FUCK

You can say anything you want about her music but how would you ever call it bland?

[Anonymous No.19304318]

>>19293304
>posting an actual on topic reply to a obvious bait thread

based

[Anonymous No.19304895]

>>19302246
So schizos and chuds are closer to monekys, got it

[Anonymous No.19305418]

>>19288487
cute pits

[Anonymous No.19305436]

>>19288491
how is it demonic, incel trash?

[Anonymous No.19305463]

>>19289607

[Anonymous No.19305562]

POPCORN IN ICE CREAM

EATING SOME RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.19305792]

>>19288487
Does anyone remember the videos of the girl with black hair doing stuff like this and staring straight into the camera the whole time? I don't remember her name. I feel old.

[Anonymous No.19306645]

>>19304314
>omg she was like speaking lyrics softly and then she started whimpering and yelling so deep
>gosh I want to fuck her so bad
Bjork is the ultimate White male fantasy, as in an exotic (asian) but also white looking, slightly quirky yet fuckable special little thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that but bear in mind women in music have nothing worth of mention. No deep moving lyrics, no outstanding virtuoso skills or nothing new or novel have ever come from a woman. They are carried exclusively by her good sexy looks and any song by a woman you hold in a special place in your heart is strictly linked exclusively on how much you wanted to fuck her at that point in time and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.19306726]

>>19306645
>asian
Bjork is asian?
I ran into her at an airport once
Like, physically, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going
Her bodyguards were cool

[Anonymous No.19306742]

>>19306726
She is nordic, so yes

[Anonymous No.19306749]

>>9305436
Idk, it just looks weird how fast the cuts are and stuff.

>You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act—that is, to watch a girl undress on the stage. Now suppose you came to a country where you could fill a theatre by simply bringing a covered plate on to the stage and then slowly lifting the cover so as to let every one see, just before the lights went out, that it contained a mutton chop or a bit of bacon, would you not think that in that country something had gone wrong with the appetite for food?

[Anonymous No.19306761]

>>19288487
Imagine the smell 24 hours later when she is trying to pinch off that now digested focassia or however the italians spell it.

[Anonymous No.19306763]

>>19306761
What...

[Anonymous No.19307171]

>>19288545
That's a pizza

[Anonymous No.19307211]

>>19288487
>Look! Look! Look at me! Look at me! Look! Look! Loooooook!
Kill all women

[Anonymous No.19307760]

>>19288487
Cooler ranch chips, use large curd cottage cheese as a dip

[Anonymous No.19307776]

>>19307211
harsh but fair

[Anonymous No.19308000]

>>19288487
Built for BBC

[Anonymous No.19308033]

>>19307211
This is what makes you say that? A silly harmless tiktok?

Meanwhile this is incels while men are out there physically hurting others and ruining lives.

[Anonymous No.19308261]

>>19288487
Why are whores like this?

[Anonymous No.19308285]

>>19308261
Because thirsty guys like OP will repost it giving her more clicks.

[Anonymous No.19309142]

>>19293729
realising sohla is the best in bon appetit

[Anonymous No.19309146]

i want to stop seeing this bitch on my catalogue every day

[Anonymous No.19309154]

>>19293369
Thanks for the recipe, friend

[Anonymous No.19309682]

>>19288491
>demonic
Why are autismos and incels so melodramatic?

[Anonymous No.19309691]

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This thread is not /ck/ related lmao.
Yes, get mad at this mass reply. Report it.
Then maybe the moderators will do their job and see that this thread is about the girl and not about cooking at all.

[Anonymous No.19309953]

>>19309691
You didn't even read all the replies, mine was about a food combo you mass faggot

[Anonymous No.19309989]

>>9309682
See: >>19306749

[Anonymous No.19310195]

>>19288516
>a girl that wants to be choked until she blacks out
So like every girl? I've never met one, that doesn't like it. Even know some men.
I really don't get the appeal? Maybe because I'm asthmatic, smoke like a chimney and might get copd soon.

[Anonymous No.19310342]

>>19290945
Do you think if OP came up with it on his own independently it's not discovery, or that he is stealing it from the restaurant and not going credit?