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19284843 No.19284843 [Reply] [Original]

is there a more diverse condiment than mayo?

>> No.19284847

>>19284843
Honey. Cayenne Pepper is a higher contender.

Mayo in coffee is retarded. Just use egg yolks like the vietnamese.

>> No.19284849
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>>19284843
I'd mix her mayo into my coffee, if you get what I mean

>> No.19284856

>>19284843
the coomdiment of choice

>> No.19284860
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This makes me feel ill because its not supposed to be consumed like that.

>> No.19284866

To be fair bulletproof coffee 1.0 tastes fucking terrible so using mayo probably is an improvement.

>> No.19284925

>>19284843
YOU VILL DRINK THE MAYO COFFEE

>> No.19284941

>>19284843
Coffee is for normalfags

>> No.19284947

>>19284847
Egg yolk and ghee is top notch

>> No.19284956

>>19284849
I don't. Tell me about "her mayo". What euphemism are you attempting? I've heard dumb men compare their semen to mayonnaise, but there's really no similarity there. I cannot imagine what female excretion would be comparable to mayonnaise, so please enlighten us. Is this somehow sexual?

>> No.19284960

>>19284956
i can't imagine the dehydration you'd have to suffer for cum to resemble mayo either

>> No.19285172

>>19284960
happens when you jerk off hungover the day after drinking and doing coke all night

>> No.19285308

>>19284956
Woman are foul creatures who extrude a plethora of foul secretions

>> No.19285341
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This Marie's stuff is pretty good and better than mayo especially on anything, I was first thinking ham & cheese but also egg sandwiches and hamburglers.

>> No.19285484

I don't get it. Bulletproof coffee arose from ketotards who consume fat for energy. Okay whatever, that's fine.

But why the f*** would you put butter in the coffee and ruin it instead of just making some buttery scrambled eggs or something. It's like some weird brainlet thing for people who don't understand macros or even the underlying concept of a keto diet. It reminds me of fit tards to insist on making all kinds of disgusting food with protein powder instead of just having a protein shake and eating whatever the f*** they were going to pour it into and ruin.

Mayonnaise makes even less sense because it's literally egg and oil, I thought the whole idea was that butter was the superior fat... If it's just fat in general and I just f****** put heavy cream in there like a normal person

>> No.19285706

>>19284843
This is why Will Levis dropped into the second round and found himself embarrassed on national television

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>>19285706
Just one of the reasons.

>> No.19286109

>>19284843
well I can justify putting pastry cream in coffee, mayo is merely the savory version

>> No.19286121

>>19284849
She doesn't look like a tranny despite the slightly broad shoulders.

>> No.19286127

>>19284843
Based kikes do it again. Olive oil belongs in everything. Aristotle would be so proud.