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The Dumb Fuck Retard IPA

>> No.19280299

>>19280294
i wish the faggot IPA was real, i mean i know only fags drink them with their thick rimmed glasses and neckbeards but i mean the really gay one

>> No.19280336

>dog dick golden ale
>smelly ass imperial IPA
>money shot hazy IPA
>cum guzzler american lager
>skid mark porter
>brain melter experimental IPA
Where do they come up with these names?

>> No.19282044
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>>19280336
A bunch of fat manchildren in flatcaps sitting around all trying to 'out-wacky!' each others

>> No.19282048

>>19280294
It's not bad

>> No.19282409

LOL

>> No.19282428

>>19280294
I've actually had Arrogant Bastard and the Double Arrogant Bastard or whatever it's called. I ended up liking the taste which annoyed me because the description for it is peak 2TUFF4U BABY NO LIKEY BITTER BEER cringe

>> No.19282732

>>19280294
It's not even an IPA

That's the point, the beer is talking to you like an arrogant bastard, it's a tounge in cheek joke.

>> No.19282780

This board is obsessed and it needs to stop.

>> No.19283687
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Disgusting Faggot Poopy Shit Ale

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*scoff*

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Mad Jimmys Assbusting Hellblazing Reaper F***er Hot Sauce (bottle covered in skulls)

>> No.19284240

My Wife's Bitter always makes me laugh.
His wife asked him to name a beer after her.

>> No.19284282

>>19280294
>See beer can with elaborate design on supermarket shelf
>Pick it up and read the marketing blurn
>"You wouldn't like this beer"
>How nice of them to let me know ahead of buying it
>Put can back on shelf

>> No.19284306
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"yes"

>> No.19284319

>>19280294
The first time I had this it was horrid, then I tried more styles and came back to it and ended up liking it. The taste is nostalgic now of when I was happy and poor with my ex and would get drunk with my best friend and play halo all night and get little caesars

>> No.19284323

>>19280294
Omg. I love one of these after a though day of adulting.

>> No.19284431

>>19280294
Holy r*ddit branding

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>> No.19285113

>>19280294
>>19280336
>>19282044
It's no fucking fair these retards sell this shit. I would have so many cooler drinks like Dwarven Lager.

>> No.19285138

>>19283748
2deep5me

>> No.19285993

Eye Pee Ayee

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>>19284282

>> No.19286057

>>19286007
This is Punk IPA? Literally the most palatable IPA i've had. It's served in literally every pub in the UK.

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The hentai bondage fetishist IPA

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19286158

Thats not an IPA, retard.

>>19282044
>calling others manchildren while getting angry about people buying premium beer

>> No.19286186

>>19286062
Glad to see the gamestop case artist is still getting work

>> No.19286461

>>19280294
I like it. It has a nice caramel sweetness and I like the hops they use.

>> No.19288355

cant i just enjoy a lager for once?

>> No.19288702

>>19284306
>BIG DUMB BEEP
what did they mean by this?

>> No.19288707

>>19280294
I just like that I don't seem as big of a bum when I buy tall boys of ipas in the morning instead of something like steel reserve or cobra.

>> No.19288712

>>19288707
>he doesn't rock the eye bags, receding hairline and greasy face as he checks out his PBR, Hamm's and the biggest available bottle of rotgut vodka

>> No.19288750

STOP LIKING THE THINGS I DONT LIKE!!!!

>> No.19289048
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Edgy beers are still better than the dozens of porn-pun beers we have over here. I have no idea who would buy this, and I assume it's hot piss.
Here's the doggystyle.

>> No.19290257

>>19282044
>fat manchildren in flatcaps
lmao I hate those retards, they have the biggest and most sensitive egos