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Why did they stop selling these little niggas?

>> No.19278680

>>19278672
Too powerful. Wraps, fries and McRibs is the best shit McKike had to offer. You will have nothing.

>> No.19278687

>>19278672
FOMO, you otherwise wouldnt buy that if it was available at all time.

t. german

>> No.19278697

Jews.

>> No.19278715

>>19278672
I've had it in multiple countries and I can say that it really isn't that great. It's just a mashed together pork patty but the sauce is genuinely good so it elevates the bad meat. The McChicken (unironically) is the better sandwich.

>> No.19278728

>>19278715
McChicken is very dry compared to the "Ribs". If they added some butter or cheese spread, it would be top-tier. But they are too jewish to do it.

>> No.19278828

McDonald's don't have a steady pork supply established that can sustain millions of sandwiches. They wait until there is a surplus of pork and the price is low and they do a limited release of mcribs. This is why the availability is erratic and localised. The scarcity and 'mythos' around them means that when they are on offer they sell lots.

>> No.19278849

>>19278828
But aren't piggies the most common meat source pretty much everywhere?

>> No.19278880

>>19278728
Well you can always just order a McChicken with cheese or extra saucey Don't think cheese spread would do anything to help and yeah they're probably too big nosed to add butter.

>> No.19278897

>>19278672
Marketing, it sells well in small doses then drops off quick outside a few markets.

>> No.19279860

People don't like the sensation of eating a wet leather boot between two buns anymore.

>> No.19279978

>>19278672
just goto sams club and buy their version. its much better.

>> No.19279986

>>19278672
McRib is only sold when the price of "pork" gets low enough

>> No.19279987

>>19278849
Not the off cuts that they use to make the McRib
If they used regular cuts the sandwich would be too expensive
It's arbitrage in the form of frozen porc
By low in small numbers to force prices down
Sell high in specific locations to maximize profit

>> No.19280095
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19280095

I enjoy the Mcrib all year long

>> No.19280153

>>19278672
https://youtu.be/M6JIC360Lyk

>> No.19280171

>>19278672
Not enough children kidnapped
>>19280140

>> No.19280187

>>19279986
Someone analyzed the McRibs sales data and found it is often only sold directly after mass shootings

>> No.19280192

>>19280187
meds

>> No.19280253

Please don't call either food or people niggers please. It's insulting and derogatory.

>> No.19280269

>>19280192
My dose was lowered

>> No.19280270

>>19280253
go back

>> No.19280309

>>19278672
Lul. Anytime I see a McRib I remember back when CNN was doing a story on a controversial Lane Byant ad, and they accidentally aired the ad some shitlord had put McRib in.

https://youtu.be/tdnr1rKjmUo

>> No.19280327

>>19280270
Noose. Now.

>> No.19280431

>>19280187
you have no idea how hard this made me laugh. thanks anon, i needed that

>> No.19281053

>>19278728
A fried chicken sandwich slathered in mayo. This isn't enough for you. You need butter on top of it? Yes, I am ashamed to be american

>> No.19281061

>>19280253
food is the ultimate nigger

>> No.19281075

I have perfected the ground pork patty, but I have not been able to find a brand of BBQ sauce similar to McDonald's.

>> No.19281081

>>19279860
Then why the fuck are homos still being forced everywhere in media

>> No.19281279

>>19281075
>but I have not been able to find a brand of BBQ sauce similar to McDonald's
why not just find the address on the shipping box to mcdonalds and then find the distributor of the sauce if youre so keen on it
shouldnt be hard to find out what theyre using

>> No.19281292

>>19281279
lol McDonald's is a global behemoth, their suppliers aren't selling their products to randos tard

>> No.19281335

>>19281075
Well it has to be based on a pretty internationally available BBQ sauce, and I think it's KC Masterpiece, with some water and liquid smoke added, but a salt component I can't put my finger on
Could just be salt

>> No.19281338

>>19281335
It's got a bit of heat to it too, just barely.

>> No.19281344

>>19281279
>can i get your BBQ sauce?
>"alright, how many boxes?"

>> No.19281345
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19281345

>>19280253
>you're contributing to a heckin culture of violence and hate!
they actually believe this

>> No.19281352

>>19281292
>>19281344
do i have to spell out how to bribe juanita at the kitchen for you morons?

>> No.19281378

>>19281338
All of these people are arguing about stealing supplies when McDonald's just makes their "special" sauces from giant bottles of Heinz and shit
You're right, it is a bit spicy, but not very tangy
Could it be something as basic as plain black pepper?

>> No.19281414

>>19281352
>hurrdurr i'm looking for the distributor
>which is totally juanita
no one is refuting this sweetums

>> No.19281419

>>19281414
i see, you haven't earned your fischer price diploma yet

>> No.19281423

>>19281419
well that was totally non-sequitur lol

>> No.19281428
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19281428

>>19280095
Me too

>> No.19281540

>>19278672
I prefer the fish sandwich. Tartar sauce kicks BBQ sauce's butt.

>> No.19281555

>>19278672
It's just really bad.

>> No.19281564

>>19281555
so is your post

>> No.19281727

>>19281053
Not American. I work hard and actually use those extra calories daily.

>> No.19281732

>>19281428
>15g sugar per 8g protein
how the fuck

>> No.19281734

>>19281732
bbq sauce?

>> No.19282992

The McRib is a barbecue-flavored pork sandwich periodically sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's. It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981, following test marketing the year before. After poor sales, it was removed from the menu in 1985. It was reintroduced in 1989, staying on the menu until 2005 in many countries. Since 2006, it has generally been made available for a short time each year in most markets where it is sold, typically during the fall season, although it is a permanent menu item at McDonald's restaurants in Germany and Luxembourg.

>> No.19283120

>>19282992
>It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981
1981 was where it all started going wrong in every facet of life

>> No.19283124

>>19282992
>poor sales in rest of world
>permanent item in Germany and Luxembourg
hmmmmm

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19283341

>>19282992
Wish they were selling it in Poland. I can only get shitty burgers, pic related or Cheese King in the autumn. We never had McRibs here.

>> No.19283401

>>19278828
That doesn't make sense considering pig is the cheapest meat at every supermarket. Pork loin steaks are way cheaper than even the cheapest beef cuts.

>> No.19283431

>>19283401
They only buy the absolute cheapest abattoir floor of pork cuts available for bulk, then Americans applaud when they see a new red white and blue McRib ad

>> No.19283452

>>19283401
If they bought it all the time it wouldn't be cheap

>> No.19283462

>>19278672
i needs it brotendos.......

>> No.19283565

>>19281732
The bigger issue is the sodium. A teeny tiny TV dinner has like 1000mg of sodium.

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19283879

>>19278672
because slavery was abolished.

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>>19280192
Dafuq do Mediterraneans have to do with the discussion at hand anon?

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19284310

>>19278672

>> No.19284426

>>19281727
I know you're not. We don't put butter on sandwiches unless the bread's being grilled.

>> No.19284453

>>19281075
Try starting with a kc style sauce, and unironically just add sugar and msg until it tastes right. That's probably exactly what they did.

>> No.19284472
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19284472

>>19284310
>tfw California cucked the entire country out of cheap pork forever

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19284474

>>19278672
They were ALWAYS highly processed Meat-lump GARBAGE.
The ONLY thing that gave them their flavor from 1987 on was soaking in a 1/3rd pan of highly seasoned BBQ sauce.
the plain McRib™ was flavorless as cardboard.
Anyone who has succumbed to this Frankenfood devil-trance addiction, gets JUST WHAT THEY DESERVE.
t. worked at McDicks in my teens in the late 80s.
>fuck you retards--I'm NOT a boomer. I'm genX

>> No.19284517

>>19278715
McChicken is better but ironically

>> No.19284518

>>19284474
mf boomer on some other shit

>> No.19284574

>>19284472
That would be Smithfield selling out to chinks

>> No.19284577

>>19278672
We don't use that N word here, chud.

>> No.19284601

>>19284577
what N word?

>> No.19284614

>>19278672
Because sales slowed down

>> No.19284625

>>19284577
Based, always call out racists when you see them

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

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>>19284518
Spreak Engrish Nigga!!

>> No.19284707

>>19284577
From what I've seen irl, it's usually niggers that lack the chin and facial features.

>> No.19286056

They need to come out already. I'm craving one

>> No.19287003
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>Based, always call out racists when you see them

>Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

>Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

>Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

>Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

>Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

>Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

>Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware).I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the nigger world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

>Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

>Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant,that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

>Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>> No.19287348

>>19278672
Waiting for pork prices to come down, if you fell for that LAST MCRIB EVER :O shit you're a dumb mark

>> No.19288643

Because they're disgusting and the only reason they sell is because a small percentage of people who don't think this will buy them seasonally.