/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19278592]

>has never made a Beef Wellington
>ends up making an almost perfect beef wellington that would probably rival any pretentious celebrity chef's
>chucks it into a meat grinder

[Anonymous No.19278596]

why would a hotdog make beef wellington

[Anonymous No.19278633]

>>19278592
He's flexing on plebs. OrdinarySausage is currently on fleek:
>short videos, nice for a quick laugh, always vaguely interesting
>self-referential meme format
>no political agenda or painted fingernails
>super-frequent uploads
>actually /ck/, has me considering buying a grinder
Of course it could all still go to shit, but so far we're mirin' that sausage grindset.

[Anonymous No.19278648]

>>19278592
the guy is obviously a talented cook, making sausage is a lot harder than he makes it look

[Anonymous No.19278663]

>>19278592
My ten year old sister just did a loud queef Wellington

[Anonymous No.19278665]

>>19278592
a hot dog cannot cook anon

[Anonymous No.19278678]

>>19278648
>talented
not with those poor knife skills lol

[Anonymous No.19278750]

>>19278678
knife skills are a meme/we don't all have access $600 knives that are professionally sharpened every day

[Anonymous No.19279081]

>>19278750
$20 knife with a pull through sharpener its all ya need

[Anonymous No.19279088]

>>19278592
He's been an entertaining find and I like that he welcomes me back to each video

...I guess

[Anonymous No.19279093]

>>19278750

Takes like 5 minutes to sharpen your own knife retard

[Anonymous No.19279200]

>>19279081
>>19279093
you need an ungodly sharp knife to mow through onions or whatever like professional chefs do

[Anonymous No.19279247]

>>19278592
Based ordinary sausage enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19279293]

>breaks spaghetti intentionally to make people seethe in the comments
he has some unholy comedy skills

[Anonymous No.19279297]

>>19279293
i also enjoy how he seems to be almost angry and exasperated that his channel became so popular

[Anonymous No.19279305]

LETS
SAUSAGE

[Anonymous No.19279321]

>>19279247
...I guess

[Anonymous No.19279332]

i quit watching after he made something that wasn't a sausage.

[Anonymous No.19279333]

I always feel happy for him when a sausage turns out well.

[Anonymous No.19279345]

>>19279297
I think he's just genuinely baffled that it took off since the backstory was that it was a wedding gift they never used and decided to just fuck around with it for shits and giggles and never expected it to do actual numbers

[Anonymous No.19279390]

I want to put my sausage into Mrs Sausage

[Anonymous No.19279485]

>>19279390
I have so many jokes but I respect Mr Sausage too much to say anything about his wife other than that she's adorable and Mr Sausage is a lucky man

[Anonymous No.19279493]

>>19278678
knife skills is hot sauce-tier reddit

[Anonymous No.19279499]

>>19279485
has there been a mrs. suasage face/body reveal?

[Anonymous No.19279565]

>>19279485
>>19279390
Mrs Sausage getting mad at Mr Sausage for will it blow is peak Ordinary Sausage

[Anonymous No.19279572]

>>19279565
Will it Blow is a staple of Ordinary Sausage and Mrs. Sausage will just have to fucking deal with it.

[Anonymous No.19279576]

>>19279572
lol Mr Sausage already lost that battle, it's why he does it outside against a wall now instead of over the oven

[Anonymous No.19279580]

>>19279576
It's just so much funnier when it gets all over the backsplash and oven and he's just already dreading the earful he's going to get from Mrs. S

[Anonymous No.19279594]

>>19279580
I lost my shit when he actually committed to spraying a tube full of bbq sauce all over the wall

[Anonymous No.19279629]

>>19279499
We see her back at the end of the egg nog sausage video

https://youtu.be/N8cNF6k5lgY?t=56

[Anonymous No.19279641]

>>19278592
beef wellington is overrated
just make a meat pie with mushrooms and it's basically the exact same thing
>b-but the difficulty in making it is what makes it good
no

[Anonymous No.19279834]

Ordinary sausage is based.