Hot sauce names...

[Anonymous No.19277963]

>Talk with a coworker during lunch
>Bring up that I bought a really good hot sauce
>He asks what's its called
>(Realize it's called fire-arrhea = fire + diarrhea)
>...
>"I forgot"
Why can't hot sauce companies insist on childish names?

[Anonymous No.19277964]

oh god he's going to start posting the dalle images ahain

[Anonymous No.19277965]

A better question would be that why are you such an insecure faggot?

[Anonymous No.19277971]

>>19277963
He knows it's something embarrassing.
Also, I give this thread less than 10 posts before it gets spammed with AI-generated pictures of bald men holding hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.19277978]

I can't think of a single job in existence where it would be awkward or inappropriate to say, "firearrhea; yeah it's a dumb name, but the sauce is actually pretty good". Like seriously, you're just making up this scenario after looking up hot sauces with dumb names, right? You make it sound like you're being mature and professional, but you just sound like a complete autist who hasn't had an irl interaction with another non-blood related human being in years.

[Anonymous No.19277991]

>>19277963
>buying a bottle of warm diarrhea

[Anonymous No.19278016]

>>19277963
OPEN THE FLOODGATES
LETS SEE THOSE IMAGES

[Anonymous No.19278029]

YOOO IS THAT FIRERHEA???? I PUT THAT *** ON EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.19278031]

For me, it's Anal Holocaust.

[Anonymous No.19278034]

>>19277963
bros...i think i just...
>pic related
haha!

[Anonymous No.19278037]

>>19277963
For me, it's Steve-O's Hot Sauce For Your Butthole

[Anonymous No.19278040]

>>19278029
Based saucy mommy

[Anonymous No.19278093]

>>19278031
For me its the Bobby sauce.

[Anonymous No.19278106]

>>19278093
>mild
cracker can't handle no heat

[Anonymous No.19278107]

>>19277978
Firearrhea is fine, but
>yeah it's a dumb name, but the sauce is actually pretty good
made you look like an ashamed little bitch boy. I cringed. HARD.

[Anonymous No.19278127]

>>19277963
>Why can't hot sauce companies insist on childish names?
They know their target demographic.

[Anonymous No.19278132]

>bring my sauce to work
>drop some on my burger and mash/mix with blue cheese crumbles
>co-worker sees it and asks to try it
>warn him it's made from extract so just try a toothpick before--
>he pours a teaspoon on his eggs
>eats a bite and walks away
>comes back sweating
>half-jokingly tells me to fuck off with that i ruined his meal
>visibly sweating and miserable for the next hour
it's been about a month and if he sees me eating he brings it up. wuss

[Anonymous No.19278152]

>>19278132
You're a hard lad. So cool.

[Anonymous No.19278156]

>>19277963
>Why can't hot sauce companies insist on childish names?
so you want.. more childish names?'

[Anonymous No.19278160]

>>19278107
>I cringed. HARD.
Sounds like a (you) problem.

[Anonymous No.19278323]

>>19278106
I'm convinced that the difference between mild and spicy restaurant hot sauces is a literal psyop

[Anonymous No.19278581]

>>19278132
>wuss
wow, you eat le spicier stuff than other people, i'm in awe of your toughness

[Anonymous No.19278586]

>>19277963
GAY CUM BRAND PREMIUM HOT SAUCE.

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Anonymous No.19280276]

>>19277963
Hot sauce designs are steeped in kitsch, which is appropriate. They're off putting, and eaten by people with bad taste.
My favorite hot sauces are Dirty Dick's, and Bunster's Shit The Bed.

[Anonymous No.19280301]

>>19277963
>Why can't hot sauce companies insist on childish names?
Because the infatuation with hot sauces is a man-child thing.

[Anonymous No.19280303]

>>19277963
Some restaurant here sells their own hot sauce just called Asshole Hot Sauce

[Anonymous No.19280306]

>Hot sauce designs are steeped in kitsch, which is appropriate. They're off putting, and eaten by people with bad taste.
>My favorite hot sauces are Dirty Dick's, and Bunster's Shit The Bed.