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Webm thread
Please no tiktok

>> No.19277576

>>19277564
>Please no tiktok
>posts tiktok
anon...
>inb4 "it's not tiktok."
same format, same judgment.
end of discussion.

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>>19277564
Oh boy time to unload my tik tok folder

>> No.19277584

>>19277576
was more trying to dispel people from posting food gore

>> No.19277586

>>19277564
Cool webm. Not gonna lie, I thought they were going to cook the kitty midway through.

>> No.19277590

>>19277584
>trying to dispel people from posting food gore
the fuck for?
food gore is best gore.

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>> No.19277684

>>19277581
does she have an only fans? she could be a millionaire stuffing garlic inside her hairy asshole

>> No.19277909

>>19277564
that cat is going to shit everywhere

>> No.19277926

>>19277601
>now let's see the early life section

>> No.19278096

>>19277581
AHHH SEASONING POLICE SAVE ME

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>> No.19278192

>>19278125
Mom cartilage

>> No.19278263

>>19277601
Wow ruined a chicken and a whole watermelon. What is this, a dish invented to reward slaves when they picked the most cotton?

>> No.19278278

>>19277564
I think it looked a bit better before frying it. I wonder how ostrich tastes?
I should buy it some time, there's an ostrich ranch pretty close to me.

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>>19277564

>> No.19278410

>>19277564
There's nothing wrong with tiktok you morons. You can find any of the same shit on 4chan on tiktok you just have to know how to use it and it's way easier to reach a wider audience. They actually are talking about banning tiktok most likely because it's so easy to spread obscure information. Of all the popular social media platforms tiktok has the most energy by far. You don't have to look at any zoomer or porn shit on there if you don't want to.

>> No.19278441

>>19278326
this looks fucked up but ultimately pretty tasty. Might try it.

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>> No.19278444

>>19278394
Cruel.
Grim.

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>> No.19278718

>>19278512
Crazy to have a pan that hot so close to her bare thighs and cheeks

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>>19278125
> eating with your hands
literal third world behaviour

>> No.19278903

>>19278441
Needs Kewpie.

>> No.19278917

>>19277564
what are the best ways to convert videos into .webm, I can spin up a linux machine and use ffmpeg but I don't know which flags to use

>> No.19278918

>>19278917
MP4 to webm converter

>> No.19278997

>>19278441
that's like 1000+ calories (one indomie is like 380 calories, plus the oil and the chicken breast)

>> No.19279003

>>19278917
look into just getting webm for retards

>> No.19279066

>>19277564
And WALLA! A quick simple meal better than KFC!

>> No.19279071

>>19278394
kek

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>>19277564

>> No.19279138

>>19279123
>cooking for birds

>> No.19279160

>>19279123
Why not chew the raw chicken as well? Tenderize the meat a bit?

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>>19278394

>> No.19279215

>>19279123
straight white women NEED to be stopped.

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>>19278476
>>19278512
My god, women are disgusting.

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>>19279289

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>> No.19279303

>>19279274
>>19279299
Does the US not have home ec in school? Don't pour water on pans is like the first lesson you get

>> No.19279310

>>19279299
seriously how the fuck do you even manage this
i've never accidentally made a fire in cooking ever

>> No.19279315

>>19279303
No, and especially not in inner city schools where most of the nigs go.
And even if we did, they typically show an astounding lack of care for learning anything.

>> No.19279317

>>19279303
>American schools
>teaching anything other than how to be a good wagie, a conspicuous consoomer and/or some variety of homosexual
Lel

>> No.19279323

>>19279277
That looks fucking delicious

>> No.19279348

>>19277576
tiktok didn't invent videos you fucking zoomer

>> No.19279431

>>19278465
Looks cozy i would never want to leave

>> No.19279448

>>19277601
>this makes me a woman

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>>19279219

>> No.19279540

>>19279087
And that's why you don't eat buffets. 13 seconds in.

>> No.19279547

>>19279540
using the same tongs for like 5 different dishes wasn't an issue for you?

>> No.19279561

>>19277564
subhuman race. They eat anything that moves.

>> No.19279566

>>19279323
shut the fuck up racist

>> No.19279585

>>19279540
holy shit i had to watch like three times to see what you were seeing but when i saw it

>> No.19279588

>>19279453
>>19279473
Imposters!

>> No.19279592

>>19279585
Was it non edible object in one of the foods. I think I saw something around 0.15?

>> No.19279599

>>19279592
or just the thing moving around in the bowl

>> No.19279610

>>19279277
is any spice used there actually native to Africa?
afaik it's all Asian

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>>19278125

>> No.19279633

>>19279303
It's a failure of parenting first and schools second

>> No.19279639

>>19279274
good thing his smoke detector doesn't work

>> No.19279647

>>19278917
Mpv has a very good script for it. Also lets you quickly cut down and crop videos. It's just called mpv webm or something like that.

>> No.19279654

>>19279610
I mean if we're still going along with the wakanda premise they'd probably import a ton of shit like europeans did.

>> No.19279688

>>19279219
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.19279695

>>19278125
who the fuck twists it, you're meant to put it in your mouth and spit out the bone

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>> No.19279837

>>19279695
me, i have a small mouth and worry a bone will slip down my wind pipe

>> No.19279850 [DELETED] 

>>19279836
I feel sorry for the robot since it wasn't programmed to fail, unlike the darkies who purposely fuck everything up.

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>>19279833
>If only you knew how hungry things are...

>> No.19279871

>>19277581
I CAN'T SEASON

>> No.19279872

>>19279310
Hot oil is the single most dangerous thing in the kitchen. We had a fire in our house when I was a kid. The team of ladies who came to clean the mess chatted about how basically all clean ups they did were in the kitchen due to oil fires.

>> No.19279873

>>19279836
>tiny yiddish portions
>drops it anyway
honestly

>> No.19279888

>>19279310
especially on an electric stove

>> No.19279916

>>19279833
Genuine suspense for blubber brother, glad he got his cone.

>> No.19279925

>>19279833
>>19279864
>>19279916
>That little grab when the entire bucket was on the cone
Possibly the happiest moment in his life, to almost being crushed by the empty cone

>> No.19279952

>>19279925
Is he retarded and fat or just fat? He seems pretty slow. I want to know what degree of empathy to have for him.

>> No.19279962

>>19279952
That's just what fat asians look like

>> No.19279975

>>19278476
>pancake ass makes French toast.webm

>> No.19279984

>>19278869
as opposed to using cuttlery to eat fucking wings? youre fucking high anon.

>> No.19279985

>>19279952
>what degree of empathy to have for him
He's a bugman, no empathy needed.
Bugs are all slow, but they do great things with enough numbers.

>> No.19279990

>>19279003
we call it webm for lazys now, sir

>> No.19279996

>>19279592
looks like a horsehair worm, might just be a fiber from the handle of the spoon

>> No.19280042

>>19278465
I love this guy, he provides quick and inexpensive snacks to his customers and his margins are probably thin but he persists.

>>19279289
>visiting Indian friend
>his wife is cooking me some food
>nice ass rich people house
>wife calls friend to break a coconut for chutney
>he takes the coconut in his hands and smashes it open on his gorgeous white marble countertop
>hands the open coconut back to the wife
>"dude aren't you worried you'll ruin your floor"
>"no"

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>>19279274

>> No.19280078

>>19279289
so how DO you open a cocoanut?

>> No.19280118

>>19280078
My family used to just drop them out of a second story window

>> No.19280119

>>19279453
>>19279473
Does Brooklyn really have such qt Jewesses? Or am I looking at vampires?

>> No.19280132

>>19280118
no they didn't

>> No.19280166

>>19280118
that never happened

>> No.19280176

>>19280118
Why do you tell lies, anon?

>> No.19280204

>>19280176
sorry I just wanted to look cool

>> No.19280221

>>19280204
Its ok. I forgive you

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>MOOOOOOMMMMMM I POSTED IT AGAINNN!!!1
>t. this entire thread full of underage faggots regurgitating the same shit already posted 10 times today

>> No.19280259

>>19278869
How embarrassing, you have to be a woman or a British flamboyant faggot if you eat wings and drumsticks with a fork and knife.

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>>19278517
>>19278523
edit with all the good bits in 1 webm

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>>19278263
>and a whole watermelon
Only the pith, looks like most of the ripe meat was scooped out.

>> No.19280333

>>19279826
Bet he pees on his hands before doing this.

>> No.19280348

>>19280132
>>19280166
>>19280176
Okay we only bought coconuts twice but I swear that's how we did it. Why is this hard to believe? It was fun, we lived in a suburb
This >>19280204 isn't me

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>>19279833
I love turkish ice cream stand shenanigans

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>> No.19280373

>>19278476
this cooks the egg

>> No.19280409

>>19280348
ok, but how are you SUPPOSED to open them?

>> No.19280410

>>19280224
There's a whole bunch of Webms in here I've never seen and browse /ck/ daily.

>> No.19280417

>>19280367
Based coner

>> No.19280422

>>19280369
jej

>> No.19280432

>>19280409
Put in a tea towel and give it a solid hit with a rolling pin. I used to eat coconut when I was 9ish years old and I used to pierce the hole at the top with a nail to get out the liquid then just hit the cunt with a hammer. I used to pretend I was Jeffrey Dahmer extracting the brain juice then opening the head to eat the brain.

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>>19280432
good grief, i meant something along the lines of such as you'd see in a professional restaurant

>> No.19280486

>>19280410
Then you're a fucking liar

>> No.19280514

>>19279123
i hate to be that guy, but she hasn't akshually cooked anything with her mouth. she only did some prep work.

>> No.19280519

>>19278326
>daily saltintake per bite over 9000%

>> No.19280534

>>19278917
here's what I use for ffmpeg:

ffmpeg -i .mp4 -c:v vp8 -b:v 256k -bufsize 256k -an .webm
(choose lower bitrate than 256k if file too large)

-vf scale=$w:$h (-1 for auto scale)
-ss 00:00:00 -t 00:00:00 (start time) (length of clip)

>> No.19280596

>>19278192
Cartilage is delicious, midwesterner twat

>> No.19280781

>>19278476
This is honestly disgusting, and I'm someone who loves getting my face sat on

>> No.19280794

>>19280078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E

>> No.19280811

>>19280596
>midwesterner
How the FUCK did you know that get out of my head!

>> No.19281253

>>19278410
>You don't have to look at any zoomer or porn shit on there if you don't want to.
whats the point then

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>>19277601
>women uses a SERRATED SANTOKU
>I still am attracted to them
kill me

>> No.19281273

>>19278326
every single thing that ching chong touches he ruins

>> No.19281333

>>19280076
>OHHHHHHHH SHIT!

>> No.19281368

>>19280596
It is if it's slow cooked and rendered. On a fried wing? No, not really.

>> No.19281418

>>19280369
what a fucking chad

>> No.19281503

>>19277564
I was really nervous the entire video after the cat showed up.
>oh shit is he gonna throw hot coals on the cat?
>oh is he going to bbq the cat alive?
>is he going to bread the cat?
>is he going to dump the cat in the hot oil?

>> No.19281529

>>19279873
>tiny yiddish portions
That's a lot of fucking ice cream fatso.

>> No.19281535

>>19280078
I saw some lady in the Philippines just whack them open with a machete. What a woman.

>> No.19281557

>>19279303
>Does the US not have home ec in school?
Not anymore. That part of the budget is now being eaten up by metal detectors and 3-meal programs, as well as daycare facilities.

>> No.19281559

>>19280119
No one in Brooklyn is from there, especially Williamsburg.

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>>19280432
>I used to pretend I was Jeffrey Dahmer extracting the brain juice then opening the head to eat the brain.

>> No.19281579

>>19278471
Reminder that this guy makes more money than all of you in here by acting and looking this way

>> No.19281583

>>19281579
But I still have my health, so I win

>> No.19281586

>>19279540
That's a string on the spoon coming loose from where he was gripping it

>> No.19281622

>>19279547
what's exactly wrong with this since all the food is cooked and touched nothing raw.

>> No.19281627

>>19280534
>vp8
thanks for nothing asshole

>> No.19281628

>>19280486
I think you're just a toktok redditor who is taking /ck/ too seriously.

>> No.19281630

>>19280446
Anons faggot method is actually not far off, no matter what you do it's going to involve having to hit it with something. Most common is hammer or backside of a chef's knife. Poke through the holes first if you want to drain out the water.

>> No.19281709

>>19281579
I doubt it. How much does he pull in a year? I'm at about $190k.

>> No.19281733

>>19279654
>Isolationists
>Import
It's fanfiction for people whose culture never invented the wheel.

>> No.19281737

>>19279888
Why?

>> No.19281831

>>19281260
That's not a serrated knife, you can see it more clearly in the frames right before the lime was cut. Just some compression artifacts making it look jagged.
>I am...
You know the chick in the video?

>> No.19281852

>>19278471
How does he get out?

>> No.19281861

>>19279826
Nothing like finger fucking the wine

>> No.19281937

>>19281622
some people might not want chicken sauce in their salad for example. If you use the same tongs for everything you're gonna end up mixing the same flavors into every dish making it into slop

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>>19281630
>>19281630
You're a faggit cunt.

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>>19280432
>I used to pretend I was Jeffrey Dahmer extracting the brain juice then opening the head to eat the brain.

>> No.19281975

>>19280078
You crack it perpendicular to the "eyes" by wacking in a ring around it, you can even tap it against concrete or a large rock and turn between hits, doesn't take much effort either.

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>>19278326
absolutely based

>> No.19282186

>>19279274
Was about to say he handled that pretty well, and then he goes and pours water over it

>> No.19282188

>>19277601
The transition from fine to not fine was instant.

>> No.19282213

>>19278326
Korean males are literal lesbians

>> No.19282238

>>19279833
>>19280360
>>19280367
>>19280369
Why does the "ice cream" here always look elastic, like it has flour in the dough instead of being icecream?

>> No.19282243

>>19282129
100% fake

>> No.19282273

>>19279826
the wine warden

>> No.19282291

>>19280534
thanks chief, you a real one

>> No.19282303

>>19279123
This has to be a bit right? You can see she's on the verge of gagging.

>> No.19282316

>>19278997
>that's like 1000+ calories
stop, you're making me erect

>> No.19282333

>>19279300
cerebral palsy or just retarded?
If her parents beat her properly, would she still be so fucking stupid?

>> No.19282335

>>19282238
it's not really ice cream you retard it's like a playdough type thing they use for the performer

>> No.19282342

Anyone have that really fluffy-looking spongecake webm that was posted here about a week ago? I want to give that a chance

>> No.19282346

>>19282335
you are the retard here, and you don't even realize it

>> No.19282347

>>19282342
Faggot

>> No.19282371
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Drink milk

>> No.19282376

Burnt my finger cooking like a dumbass

>> No.19282381

>>19282371
J-jesus

>> No.19282383

>>19282371
I refuse to drink milk unless it's off a girl's thighs

>> No.19282453

>>19282186
and all that hot oil he spilled on his feet

>> No.19282469

Does anyone have the crackling hamburger Phav Bhaji indian street food webm?

>> No.19282479

>>19277564
I haven't seen that webm of the obnoxious hands cooking some rainbow cake in a good while

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>> No.19282514

>>19281937
there are multiple ladles for each dish with broth though

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>>19282342
Sure, here ya go.

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>>19282469

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>> No.19282539

>>19282524
My God - jeetposting should be illegal on /ck/!

>> No.19282558

>>19282514
That didn't stop the person in the video from using the same tongs for several dishes, putting red stuff on the cucumbers for example

>> No.19282571

>>19282513
me eating a microwaved corndog

>> No.19282584

>>19282492
americans are truly disgusting

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>>19282527
Hyenas have better table manners than this.

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>>19282592

>> No.19282647

>>19279453
Honestly I think she's the cutest but she shouldn't eat that garbage she should only eat healthy things and stay cute and skinny \^_^/

>> No.19282653

>>19282526
>terrorist beard
that's a p*ki not Indian.

>> No.19282655

>>19279824
This idiot copying things he saw on tv. Nurses flick clear syringes if they see bubbles. Flicking the actual needle of steel syringe would do nothing. Retard trying to be funny and fancy.

>> No.19282659

>>19282653
why would anyone else other than indian eat cow dung?

>> No.19282680

>>19280078
A katana usually does the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRoiDBkPcy0&t=80s

>> No.19282691

>>19281852
by dying of heart failure

>> No.19282711

>>19282584
Good morning

>> No.19282721

>>19277564
is that a dinosaur leg

>> No.19282779

>>19282504
>>19282506
Do American's really?

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>>19282655

>> No.19282792

>>19280224
>>19280410
>>19280486
>>19281628
Why'd you two have to go and start this?
Now we get this again, same order even
>>19282527
>>19282528
>>19282506
>>19282523
>>19282524
>>19282492
>>19282494
>>19282499
>>19282504

>> No.19282794

>>19279824
>All the cheese missed the burger
pottery

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>>19282792

>> No.19282837

>>19282513
what the fuck is he eating ?

>> No.19282847

>>19282837
Wood

>> No.19282857

>>19282506
>nods respectfully

>> No.19282860

>>19279315
what backwater high school did you go to that doesn't have home ec? Even middle schools on Long Island have that shit.

>> No.19282887

>>19282860
Columbine.

>> No.19282894

>>19279695
>he doesn’t eat the bone
Wasteful eaters don’t deserve chicken wings

>> No.19282906

>>19282522
Nikado really changed the game for fat and mentally ill people

>> No.19282933

>>19282238
That's because it does.
Not wheat flour, but salep (don't ask me what plant is ground up to make that, I don't know), it's got this interesting texture to it when dissolved (I had drinks made with it while in Turkey) and also mastic. They make that specific type of ice cream have a stretchy texture.

>> No.19282949

>>19282518
What the fuck is that? Some sort of dough? Cheese?

>> No.19282967

>>19278394
lol

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>>19280432
>I used to pretend I was Jeffrey Dahmer extracting the brain juice then opening the head to eat the brain.

>> No.19282976

>>19281709
He makes at least triple that.

>> No.19282994

>>19278917
Webm for Lazies
Bokam

>> No.19283159

>>19282506
how is this man alive

>> No.19283175

>>19282894
chicken bones are inedible, if you roast like pork bones long enough you can eat those though

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>>>/vg/429688447
Bitch slap /rnr/ #1347
Asked /niger/? Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of retards.

COPY DUMB MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO DEEP L TRANSLATION. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS LIKE A BITCH.

>Downloads:
Pre-Installed Game: https:/me/.xml updates: https://github.com/rteard.com
Anon's Modded Pre-Install: https://pastebin.com/42JS3q6E

>Information:
Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
Niggerfaggot Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/rnr/

>Mods & More:
Mods for dumbass(ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/fag/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/428858839

>> No.19283194

>>19278442
gonna buy cereal, brb

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>>19279833
>that shirt
what are the odd he is one of those retarded fat furfags who cal lthemselves bara

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>>19280369
>>19280367
>>19282129
the way he looks at the camera looking smug really cringes a lot

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>>19282513
>wyppipo ain't handle spice lmao
>the spice:

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>>19278465
>Anon eggposts
Now it's a real thread.

>> No.19283259

>>19282371
Can't just post that and not post source.

>> No.19283263

>>19282584
its in singapore you fucking tranny

>> No.19283275

>>19282860
>long Island
Opinion disregarded
Went to high school in little town in Texas

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>>19280078

>> No.19283354

>>19283347
joe rogaine was right, that's insane

>> No.19283377

>>19283354
he was talking about chimps

>> No.19283395

>>19280519
As far as instant noodles go indomie's not bad sodium-wise. 820mg per pack compared to 1330mg for top ramen and a fair bit of that sodium is in the noodles themselves.

>> No.19283400

>>19278869
>Using outdated cold war terms in 2023
So not only are you a prissy bitch, you're a fuckin morong too

>> No.19283408

>>19278471
>The moldy food
Every time I notice it and every time I gag

>> No.19283416

>>19283275
Sorry your shitty school didn't have home ec. My long island middle school did.

>> No.19283418

>>19282492
Wish we had this. Love me some instant taters.

>> No.19283429

>>19280224
Then fucking contribute, faggot. Or get the fuck out

>> No.19283433

>>19280432
Most well adjusted anon on /ck/

>> No.19283440

>>19279695
>and spit out the bone
I really, really want to avoid having loose bones inside my mouth.

>> No.19283556

>>19278394
butter chicken

>> No.19283563

>>19279310
Don't use gas

>> No.19283569

>>19280078
A few hard whacks with the back of kitchen cleaver

>> No.19283585

>>19280321
how the mighty have fallen

>> No.19283684

>>19280042
>countertop
>floor
which is it?

>> No.19283708

>>19279962
You just love them obese, don’t you Jamal

>> No.19283728

>>19283400
third world has meant economically poor non-industrialized/newly-industrialized countries since the fall of the soviet union.

>> No.19283738

>>19283400
Third worlder with no grasp of linguistic evolution detected

>> No.19283797

>>19281559
>no one from brooklyn is from there
what

>> No.19283815

>>19278517
>>19278523
I always try to figure out the ingredients but fuck up
>Ketchup/mayo secret sauce
>Chicken/basmati rice mix
>mayo or some sort of liquid cheese
>Sweet corn
>3 (three) green olives

>> No.19283826

>>19283684
Countertop
He has an absolutely beautiful marble countertop and he does not care

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>>19283222
needs some veg, also that's some weak ass wok game

>> No.19283842 [DELETED] 

>>19277564
>>>/vg/429688447
Bitch slap /aa22/ #1347
Asked /niger/? Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of retards.

COPY DUMB MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO DEEP L TRANSLATION. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS LIKE A BITCH.

>Downloads:
Pre-Installed Game: https:/me/.xml updates: https://github.com/rteard.com
Anon's Modded Pre-Install: https://pastebin.com/42JS3q6E

>Information:
Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
Niggerfaggot Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/rnr/

>Mods & More:
Mods for dumbass(ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/fag/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/428858839

>> No.19283848

>>19283842
good job retard

>> No.19283866

>>19279610
I think it supposed to be in east africa, which had a lot of spice trade because of the red sea being an important trade route.

>> No.19283885

>>19283842
I can't believe I share this website with your kind

>> No.19283894

>>19283866
Even if Wakanda would hve McD or whatever, it's kinda weird to present it as "this is what they would eat".
It's like introducing what British cuisine is like by showing how to cook Chicken Tikka Masala

>> No.19284097

>>19282513
this nigga speed running oral cancer

>> No.19284102

>>19282506
What's that gotta be like 10000kcal/day? Probably like 3 days worth of sodium as well, this man will be dead on the early side of his 30s.

>> No.19284146

>>19283222
what the fuck
I'm calling the UN

>> No.19284210

>>19283829
I was into it until I saw it was poo food.

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>>19283829
My own personal heaven.

>> No.19284223

>>19284210
>poo food
>sign is clearly in spanish
inhale sarin gas, autist.

>> No.19284260

>>19282860

I went in Southern California and they got rid of home ec in favor of computers classes

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>>19278394

>> No.19284400

>>19281368
Yes it is

>> No.19284411

>>19284223
Look at the place, forget the language, this is poo food.

>> No.19284672

>>19283347
>Gorilla busts a nut

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>> No.19284855

>>19284750
Damn, pussy juice looks like that?!

>> No.19284889

>>19277564
Fever dream

>> No.19284892

>>19279219
Enjoy no sex ever, my underling faggot virgin. Meanwhile, if you meet a nice woman you want to marry, give her my number so I can leave you a permacuck. Put your headset on and say let’s go Brian some more so you don’t hear me finish up inside your mom. You can call me dad after.

>> No.19284905

>>19281557
lmao no it's being eaten by a bloated "administrator" class.

>> No.19284915

>>19277564
mmm gutter oil. at least they're not cooking dogs alive. china is disgusting.

>> No.19284929

>>19279348
The format is exactly the same. If you've ever seen TikTok before I don't know how you could argue with that.

>> No.19284952

>>19283829
perfectly normal serving size for an adult male I'd say

>> No.19284965

>>19277601
Ayo jamal my white bitch made us some chicken watermelon

>> No.19284967

>>19279688
>>19284892
Angry incels pretending they've tasted pussy.

>> No.19285014

>>19283797
That's not what he said.

>> No.19285020

>>19284411
Is argentina, kys

>> No.19285030

>>19278125
Bullshit. Flats are the best because of the right way to eat them
>hold the flat bottom-side up
>bite the bottom meat off
>use your fingers to push the middle meat, from the top, into your mouth
>maybe use your tongue to lift out some of the top meat between the two bones too
>eat just the top, which should be 90% fried flavored skin
I can also put a flat in my mouth and spit out nothing but two bones and the cartilage. No it is not sexual and no I am not gay.

>> No.19285036

>>19279561
>Minimize your range whilst being on top of the food chain
The only cracker I respect is Bear Grylls

>> No.19285162

>>19282371
I came

>> No.19285412

>>19282492
looks exactly the same when OP is sitting on the toilet

>> No.19285473

>>19282492
We're from America, we're from America, it's where Jesus was born.

>> No.19285516

>>19284411
post your idealised gamer room

>> No.19285518

>>19284855
Only Japanese women excrete miso soup from their vaginas when sexually excited
That's where the name comes from
Misohornigozaimasu

>> No.19285579

>>19280264
S.A really gives me the feeling of monkeys imitating human life

>> No.19285584

>>19284929
tik tok was invented for gold fish

>> No.19285589

>>19283894
Point is that though these ingredients may not originate in Africa, they are widely used in East African cuisine and have been for centuries.

>> No.19285604

>>19282779
those are clearly britons

>> No.19285608

>>19282518
superpower by 2020

>> No.19285623

>>19278394
get owned retard lol

>> No.19285699

>>19282518
Indian niggas be really be like imma eat this comically large meatball like I'm in monster hunter

>>19284750
Japanese cooking looks soulless. If they stopped putting effort in the presentation it would look like crap

>> No.19285708

>>19278465

HDHGO?

>> No.19285718

>>19283815
Frango, milho e catupiry anon

>> No.19285719

>>19283815
>Chicken/Basmati mix
Anon...that's a Brazilian...it's just chunky shitty cheese, possibly a really cheap mozzarella/cheddar mix

>> No.19285754

>>19282513
ok but why though?

>> No.19285756

>>19285604
dont have >>19282506 with sound
but i have this >>>/wsg/5098320

>> No.19286060

>>19282492
Healthiest american meal

>> No.19286072

>>19282492
w h e w
goyest of slops

>> No.19286089

>>19277581
>.webm thread
>posts /pol/shit and no .webms
Go back to your containment board

>> No.19286092

>>19285754
charcoal cleanse.

>> No.19286103

>>19280076
>>19279274
How does it catch fire? The oil boils over and then hits the heating element on the shitty-ass stove they use?

>> No.19286154

>>19279296

When God says "Wait. I'll bless you with it later. Wait on Mine perfect timing". But you're all like "but loooo0o0rd.... i want it noooowwwww...."

>> No.19286192

>>19286103
That's what it looks like. Since the oil is already hot, it doesn't take much additional heat energy to set it alight.

>> No.19286222

>>19284750
girls, don't do this. Put a little titty milk in your cooking instead. That's hot.

>> No.19286476

>>19279611
Needs the Brazzers logo.

>> No.19286579

>>19283222
This is a hate crime.

>> No.19286843

>>19283222
i dont get it

>> No.19286903

>>19283347
holy shit gorillas are strong

>> No.19287311

>>19279952
Fat people are not humans and deserve no empathy. They have devolved to such a degree that killing one should earn you a celebratory clap from everyone in the vicinity. Their only purpose in life is to serve as your cooking lard and maybe a new rug from their flabby skin. God I hate tub butts so goddamn much.