/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19277092]

What is /ck/ getting at the old '50s diner down the road?

[Anonymous No.19277095]

>>19277092
Nobody was that fat in the '50s. Immersion: broken.

[Anonymous No.19277098]

>>19277092
Raping the slampig waitress while she's on the phone with her kids describing every second of my fat cock sliding in and out of her fat pussy rolls.

[Anonymous No.19277105]

Blt with some tots and a coke, please

[Anonymous No.19277110]

>>19277092
I'm going to start with the rolled tacos and guac.

[Anonymous No.19277130]

Sliders were one of the specialties available at Dex's Diner. Like the rest of the food served there, they were greasy and unhealthy, but also cheap and filling. Sliders were small and square. Most were served with Mongo Beefhead patties on trans-shipped medium-density food-boards, although some replaced the patty with another base like firaxan shark fillet, which was used in the Manaan slider. When Dexter Jettster ran the diner, he rejected elaborated preparations, and merely grilled the food-board and perforated it with five holes. Sliders were popular among the diner's customers, and regulars would even travel light-years back to Coruscant to satisfy their cravings for them. To avoid gastrointestinal distress, patrons would often furtively take a mild antidote before eating the tasty food. Sliders were garnished with Dexter's so-called special sauce, to which some visitors accused him of adding small quantities of addictive drugs.

[Anonymous No.19277145]

>>19277092
You have like 3 boards to fully indulge in your bbw fetish yet you choose /ck/ of all places to shitpost

[Anonymous No.19277169]

>>19277092
>better with salt art
>diners

Two things I absolutely love

[Anonymous No.19277182]

>>19277145
>shitpost
I'm being earnest, I usually get a Monte Cristo at the one closest to my house.

[Anonymous No.19277218]

>>19277095
I was.

[Anonymous No.19277341]

My friends once took me to a place called "Grandma's Diner", and it was one of the best meals of my life. It was a modest house on some random residential corner, with a single room extension built onto it that fit six small tables. No bells or whistles, but you could tell that it was built and arranged by someone that actually cared and wanted to see it done right.

Everything was dirt cheap, and the recommendation was the burgers.
And, they were perfect. The right size, quality ingredients, the kind of burger that restaurants wish they could get their line cooks to make but will never be able to, since they'll always be missing that most vital ingredient.

About halfway through the meal, Grandma herself stepped out from the kitchen to see how everyone was faring. She was a large, tall woman, somewhere between 80 and 100, and something like a cross between Julia Child and John Elway. It took her only a few seconds to make you fall in love with her; she just radiated that pure, wholesome "Grandma" energy that would let you believe her when she tells you that you're her favorite grandchild.

It wasn't like a manager stepping out to see how their restaurant was operating, interrupting your meal with an impromptu questionnaire on which of the service staff should get fired. She just wanted to see how people were enjoying her cooking, wanted to make sure everyone felt cared for, just wanted her little diner to be the best diner she could make it.

I've eaten at much more expensive restaurants, with celebrities as guests, with several hundreds of dollars thrown around for exotic and incredibly technical dishes, but nothing really compares to sitting at that tiny table, joking with my dumbass school friends, with that stupid little hamburger, made by a woman with the good kind of pride that makes you want to see people enjoy your work.

[Anonymous No.19277356]

>>19277095
You can't stop me from beating off

[Anonymous No.19277372]

>>19277092
I'll have some ham, bacon, and a tall glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.19277394]

>>19277092
The fat and the furious

[Anonymous No.19277646]

>>19277098
you probably can't even see your cock, fatso

[Anonymous No.19277882]

>>19277341
I love your writing

>captcha:pggy0k

[Anonymous No.19277892]

>>19277092
very sexo
>>19277341
Did the grandma give you a kiss on the cheek?

[Anonymous No.19277966]

>>19277095
Please, every town had at least one fatty

[Anonymous No.19277970]

>>19277169
Amen, my fucking man

[Anonymous No.19278048]

rare steak two eggs over medium
>has that coffee been sitting there for an hour?
>yes i'll make a fresh pot
>no, please pour it over a mug of ice

[Anonymous No.19278562]

>>19278048
I usually don't take my steaks rare in diners, its not like you're going to get a really good cut of beef there.

[Anonymous No.19278590]

>>19277092
Coffee. Scrambled eggs with bacon and toast. Tuna melt. Maybe meatloaf and mash. More coffee. Maybe some pie. And NO RUSH to close out my check. (It's the worst faux pas a diner could commit.) If there is a jukebox (usually digital now), the catalog should be limited to 1990 max. Of course avoid hipster places with "ironic" waitresses (tattoos and piercings, roller derby flyers) if you care about food safety.

[Anonymous No.19278832]

>>19277092
Liver and onions

[Anonymous No.19279298]

>>19277341
That sounds wonderful, big if true.

[Anonymous No.19279316]

The one down the road closed due to coof. : (
There's a luncheonette around the corner, tho. They have decent enough burgers so that, I guess. Half pound burger with bacon, fried onion, fresh onion, tomato, lettuce and cheese on a mayo-spread kaiser roll, pickle, ketchup and mustard on the side. With "Spanish" fries (fries fried with cornstarched slices of chili and onion, dusted with smoked paprika and salt straight out of the fryer). This fry-style is dying out. : (

[Anonymous No.19279642]

>>19277092
Better With Salt?
I like Belt-Buster a bit more myself but good taste

[Anonymous No.19280163]

>that one fatty who is at the diner every day.

[Anonymous No.19280615]

>>19277095
Slow cooked pot roast with onion jam mashed potatoes and coleslaw... Ooo and a radish heavy salad. Damnit son that sounds good.

[Anonymous No.19280619]

>>19277092
You sir are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.19280664]

In my opinion we should stop making diners 50s nostalgiabait and take them back for the present. Why can't we have jukeboxes with 1970s music? 1990s music?
Why can't the black+white tiles look be considered modern?
The diner aesthetic is great, I love the "50s style", I'd just like to go to one with friends without them bringing up the 50s.
Decade-based nostalgia is weird for me in general, like as if we're not allowed to have ownership over past culture, it always has to be the past. I like milkshakes in the fucking present.

My order is a cheeseburger with hot sauce and hot peppers, a side of fries, and a chocolate milkshake.

[Anonymous No.19281130]

>>19280664
>jukeboxes with 1970s music? 1990s music?
Why not 80s?

[Anonymous No.19281139]

>>19277092

[Anonymous No.19281150]

>>19277341
I ate at a place like this once, it was the best catfish and collard greens I've ever had in my life. I wish that place was still open.

[Anonymous No.19281155]

>>19277092
Patty melt and a pepsi

[Anonymous No.19281174]

>>19277966
and they were mercilessly mocked
I'm old and remember people who would only be called chubby today being made fun of for their fatness constantly

[Anonymous No.19281193]

>>19281155
Oh shit this is the post right here. Diner patty melts are absolutely my jam, and Pepsi is so much better than Coke that if I see the place has it ill tend to get it over just a seltzer with lemon.

[Anonymous No.19281209]

>>19277092
cheeseburger and fries
or
patty melt and fries
or
eggs and hash brown

[Anonymous No.19281211]

>>19277105
Kinda lmao that "gourmet burgers" cost less on average than regular ass sandwiches

[Anonymous No.19281221]

>>19277092
Bigger.

[Anonymous No.19281376]

>>19281155
>>19281193
>drinking pepsi

[Anonymous No.19281381]

>>19277105
When is this from? No way those prices are current.

[Anonymous No.19281446]

>>19281381
Boomerang diner. Prices have gone up a little, I just pulled that one from Google maps

[Anonymous No.19281511]

>>19281130
80s music too :)

[Anonymous No.19281645]

>>19281446
As long as they haven't gone up by $5 across the board, thats cool. Wonder what the good looks like.

[Anonymous No.19281866]

Real society is at diners.

Dixie is an ever expanding utmost vast utmost united series of commune counties that are wholly independent from the USA.
Food prices don’t rise among Dixie. We own the farms. The economy and prices are a facade. It costs nothing to produce and utmost abundance of food. The USA even tried to ban “over production” back in the 30s because we make everything cost nothing.

Anyways, if you’re Dixie at a Dixie diner, you always eat for free. There’s secret menus and secret etiquette for Dixie. Our soul/culture has infinite layers

Dixie always thrives ever more and ever mightier.
Even if the USA gets weaker.

[Anonymous No.19281879]

>>19281866
*It costs nothing to produce *an* utmost abundance of food.

Yeah.

Look up
overproduction 1930s

“In mid-1929, the economy stumbled due to excess production in many industries, creating an oversupply.” Which in turn lowered all prices.
It would make sense to lower taxes and thrive the goodness of the end of inflation but have you ever noticed the suspiciousness of the national debt and the inflation in the USA?

So sus


Jk
Not Sus
Everyone is fucking aware and we’re past sus

Fucking create progress and will be in utmost utopia

[Anonymous No.19281884]

>>19281879

To add
Like it’s so funny how there’s all these things lacking in this world that don’t exist purely because of the most unrelated reasons.

Where’s taxing the rich and antitrust laws!?

The soul of the people of Dixie and the USA will never go to Israel!

[Anonymous No.19281887]

Look up ex-gov cuomos “goy” speech

Why does Israel have free healthcare while the USA doesn’t yet Israel gets wealth from the USA?

[Anonymous No.19281891]

Goddesses of feederism etc, protect and rule my people for eternity

[Anonymous No.19281901]

>>19281887
because the USA is full of fat niggers, fat beaners, and spiritually nigger whites, I'd be pissed if my tax dollars went to them

[Anonymous No.19281909]

>>19280619
I'm just going to jerk my meat harder to fat chicks in response to this

[Anonymous No.19283089]

>>19280664
>Why can't we have jukeboxes with 1970s music? 1990s music?
this isn't the cool timeline where good things happen

[Anonymous No.19283318]

>>19280163
Is that badlandschugs?