Does being good at cooking help with having sex with women?

[Anonymous No.19273484]

Are women impressed when you cook for them? Has being good at cooking helped you get more sex?

[Anonymous No.19273496]

why is everything always about sex for normalfags?

[Anonymous No.19273501]

>>19273496
I am not normal. And I need sex.

[Anonymous No.19273504]

>>19273501
try not to get so hung up about it.

[Anonymous No.19273510]

>>19273504
After years of contemplating it, I've decided that the only way to stop being miserable over sex is to finally just have sex. What are some good recipes I can use to impress women? I am 21 years old and have never touched a woman like that.

[Anonymous No.19273515]

>>19273484
>Cooking
No, if women are coming to your house you've already sealed the deal, it could help you keep a woman you've already landed.
>Cooking professionally
Helps because you're around a lot of loose women but it's not good for finding a long term partner.

[Anonymous No.19273520]

>>19273510
Are you gonna cook for dates OP ?

[Anonymous No.19273534]

>>19273510
sex wont fix your problems but from the bottom of my heart, good luck.

[Anonymous No.19273536]

>>19273520
I'd love to try but what are you supposed to do AFTER you eat dinner with them? Also what do you make them for dinner?

>>19273534
At least I'd get over it.

[Anonymous No.19273539]

>>19273510
cooking aint gonna help if you cant already get laid. if you already know how to get some pussy, having a nice 3rd date where you cook is not a bad idea. Otherwise yr just gonna be dropping spaghetti out yr pockets the whole time, having actually MADE the spaghetti isn't gonna be helpful or impressive.

[Anonymous No.19273550]

>>19273539
how do i get laid

[Anonymous No.19273552]

>>19273484
No. Stop making these retarded threads. If you want to learn how to cook, do it for yourself. Maybe it will make you a little more self-sufficient and responsible, which are qualities woman find attractive. But no, you're not going to get a into bed just because you can make a decent chicken parm. If you have that bad of a personality the only thing that's going to help is having money, which is more attractive than cooking to most girls.

[Anonymous No.19273577]

>>19273550
it's complicated, and best not to focus on that first.

Just start talking to girls first, as much as you can. Try to start talking to strangers in general more, in whatever setting you routinely are meeting people (school, bar, whatever) and figure how to talk to someone you don't know, it'll help. Ask a lot of questions and do a good job of listening. try to talk more with people who either share your values or get your jokes. If you've talked with a girl (like at school, at the gym, whatever) multiple times and she isn't trying to run away or avoid you, ask her out to do something you've talked about.

Just try. Don't get all overfocused on hooking up, just try to enjoy spending time with people. If you can do that, just chill with girls until you can manage to spend multiple hours hanging out with a lady. If you can do that, you can watch videos or read articles about how to actually hook up, but if you aren't actually hanging out with a female literally ever, that's your first issue.

So many dudes will sit around expecting chicks to fall in their laps. If you just try and aren't doing pick up artist shit, you'll be surprised at how well you can do.

[Anonymous No.19273588]

>>19273484

Signifies intelligence, creativity, competence, good taste, etc

[Anonymous No.19273614]

>>19273577
alright, I'll try that, thanks man

[Anonymous No.19273626]

>>19273536
>At least I'd get over it.

Ehh, maybe. I've had sex hundreds of times. I'm not trying to brag, this is only with 2 different women over a LONG period of time. 1 was an engagement for 6 years, 2 is my current wife of 10 years. My actual point is that even I don't "get over it". I feel like a stupid, pissy little boy who didn't get the tonka truck at walmart when I don't get muh secks and its annoying as hell.

[Anonymous No.19273630]

>>19273484
Yes. And yes.

[Anonymous No.19273632]

>>19273515
>if women are coming to your house you've already sealed the deal
This.
There's no way anyone will eat your cooking at your house without already wanting to put things in your butt.

[Anonymous No.19273645]

>>19273626
>I feel like a stupid, pissy little boy who didn't get the tonka truck at walmart when I don't get muh secks and its annoying as hell.
how do i NOT end up like this

[Anonymous No.19273696]

>>19273626
how do i end up like this

[Anonymous No.19273747]

>>19273484
>Opinion from an anon who has sex with men
No, by the time I'm going to a guy's house I already trust him not to be a pushy rapist/violent psycho and could see myself being with him long term and am open to the idea that I will, if not then, soon have sex with him.

Cooking a nice meal for me would be impressive, and make me happy, but it would basically be a cherry on top.

My best advice would be to hang out with women and if you get along with them to escalate things slowly.

[Anonymous No.19273750]

>>19273484
it helps having sex with men

[Anonymous No.19273770]

>>19273510
>years of contemplating
>21
lol

[Anonymous No.19273771]

>>19273747
fag

[Anonymous No.19273791]

>>19273484
>Are women impressed when you cook for them?
Yes
>Has being good at cooking helped you get more sex?
I never had a problem getting sex before I learned to cook so I couldn't tell you.

[Anonymous No.19273793]

>>19273550
Pay the hooker

[Anonymous No.19273808]

>>19273747
what if my (clean) house reeks of cum and there's confederate memorabilia in my gaymer den?

[Anonymous No.19273818]

>hehehe yes anon you being a good cook makes me so horny
now the bitch just freed up thirty percent of her schedule, blockhead

[Anonymous No.19273831]

>>19273747
have you ever had sex with a black man? do u like BBC?

[Anonymous No.19273834]

>>19273747
>escalate things slowly
that's how you get friend zoned and become a beta orbiter

[Anonymous No.19273841]

>>19273834
this, if you want to learn how to have sex with women you don't fucking ask women. that's like asking a deer how to hunt it instead of a master hunter

[Anonymous No.19273849]

>>19273771
Yeah, but I'm a fem bottom so my experience is somewhat relevant.
>>19273808
If you're a freak you can either stay permanently lonely or get a chick with at least as many equally severe mortal flaws as you have. Best bet would be to not identify yourself with racism even if you have biases within you and clean up.

[Anonymous No.19273853]

>>19273484
I have no idea.
I'm a 30 year old kissless virgin and I've never had a gf or even been on a date before.

[Anonymous No.19273861]

>>19273834
By slow I meant the 3rd-5th date, you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.19273873]

>>19273484
I have not had any meaningful or substantial interaction with a woman since 2012

[Anonymous No.19273874]

>>19273841
>I'm a sexual predator
You don't ask digusting incels on 4chan how to have sex with women, that's a fact

[Anonymous No.19273893]

>>19273874
4chan faggots give better advice than whatever reddit shithole you crawled out of

[Anonymous No.19273971]

it will help you get more sex from the same woman, yes

[Anonymous No.19273998]

>>19273861
Maybe you're the exception but in my experience it always ends up going one of these two ways:

>Go fast af and risk creeping her out and maybe get somewhere
or
>take your time and she's already talking with 3 other guys before the 1st date is over
>forgets who you are when it's over
>probably doesn't even thank you for the dinner

At least moving fast has a 0.05% chance of getting anywhere

[Anonymous No.19274015]

>>19273841
this is the correct answer. Excuse me squirrel, how do i catch you and stick my dick in you? Fuck the haters.

[Anonymous No.19274020]

>>19273874
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[Anonymous No.19274035]

>>19273534
this but unironically
all it does is just add more fucking problems being honest

[Anonymous No.19274090]

>>19273998
>Maybe get somewhere
Sleeping with her a handful of times and never talking to her again is nowhere, you basically masturbated with extra steps.

My homie used my advice at work 2 weeks ago and they are an official couple now, not to mention I have a pretty healthy dating record myself and it sounds like you're struggling so why would op take your advice? And I mean that in the most matter of fact way possible.

Before I entertain anymore responses you're not like a 23 y/o fuckboy? Because that's the vibe you're giving.

[Anonymous No.19274101]

>>19273484
I want that type of hug rn.

[Anonymous No.19274106]

>cooking to get sex
Please next thing you'll tell me is going on a movie date is the best idea

[Anonymous No.19274127]

>>19273510
hey op I've got the perfect recipe for you. works for me every time
>milk
>half n half or cream
>salt, pepper, other spices
>breakfast sausage roll
>flour
>biscuits
Start by browning the sausage
while that's happening, get on the internet and look up a hooker with good reviews in your area
text the hooker to make an appointment
turn off the heat and go to your local bank to withdraw $200, plus money for the motel if you're meeting there
pick up some condoms on your way to the meeting place
masturbate once at least an hour before she arrives
tell her it's been a while so she takes the lead
once the sausage is browned add flour, black pepper, spices. don't drain the fat
mix in milk and half and half slowly while simmering
remember to keep tasting
biscuits and gravy owns

[Anonymous No.19274131]

>>19273510
>What are some good recipes I can use to impress women? I am 21 years old and have never touched a woman like that.
First of all, you don't cook to get laid. You cook to get a girlfriend. Second of all, don't worry about cooking at all. Instead, make whipped cream from scratch. It's dead stupid simple and women ALREADY find it sexy. All you need is heavy whipping cream, a big bowl, and a whisk. There will be little clean-up. She will be impressed with your show of upper body strength and it's likely that no guy has ever done this for her before.

Use it on a fruit platter or brownies while watching a movie. Don't go over the top and get a bunch of strawberries because 100% strawberries is almost too romantic. You need to play it a little cool. But trust me, the hand-whipped cream works. You may want to practice once at home so you understand how much whipping is involved because it does take a bit.

[Anonymous No.19274132]

>>19273510
Damn, I remember being your age and thinking the same thing. Today I'm 28 and still thinking the same thing. The years really do go by.

[Anonymous No.19274303]

If you're really good at cooking it can get you attention and can get you laid. Cooking for friends and throwing cook outs with booze can widen your options and make you more of the center of your social circle. It's fun which is why we do it. Also being able to make something good after fucking all night will encourage her to come back. Really great sex is surrounded by a great experience.

[Anonymous No.19274391]

>>19273510
its not about cooking to impress women, its about cooking with women as a date so she thinks its like a romance movie

[Anonymous No.19274392]

>>19274391
Did you do it. What did you both cook?

[Anonymous No.19274423]

>>19274090
>Sleeping with her
By "getting somewhere" I meant anything. That could be anything from getting a 2nd date, getting laid, a relationship. Anything besides being ghosted.

>never talking to her again
not usually my decision lol

>sounds like you're struggling
Kinda yeah, kinda no. I don't usually have any trouble at all getting phone numbers or dates. I even occasionally get a girl approaching me, asking me out. The issue is that either I need to act like some combination of jackass and simp, or she pulls out the phone to (what I assume) hit up other guys (because I often see her with other men just days later). Being polite and respectful gets dates. Being polite and respectful doesn't usually get them hang around. Not in my experience.

>why would op take your advice
what advice xD Just stating my observations.

>you're not like a 23 y/o fuckboy?
I wish I was 23 again but I don't think so. What's your definition of fuckboy? I'm 33 and can count the number of women I slept with on one hand. I virtually stopped aging when I was 27ish so maybe that has something to do with me not able to progress lol

[Anonymous No.19274429]

>>19273484
Get good at eating oysters.

[Anonymous No.19274437]

>>19274303
I like to fatten my sow up with greasy bbq and cheap beer so that she sharts all over my ballsack during drunken intercourse.

[Anonymous No.19274538]

The real question is which section of the grocery store is best for picking up women? I feel like the juice section is easiest cause it attracts young fit women who don't know how to cook or do shit yet.

[Anonymous No.19274554]

>>19273501
You don't "need" it anymore than you "need" alcohol or "need" heroin. You're just a hedonist addicted to masturbation and want to switch from your hand to a vagina. You will have the same problem. You're controlled by a sensual impulse that you reinforce without the slightest aforethought. You're not going to make it. Not now, not ever. Even if you do get sex, you still won't be making it.

[Anonymous No.19274564]

>>19274392
no lol
just know a girl that likes it

[Anonymous No.19274606]

>>19274538
>The real question is which section of the grocery store is best for picking up women?
The deli because you wait there and there's things to sample and talk about, unless you work there, in which case basically anywhere.

Honestly though, you don't pick up women at the grocery store. They pick up you. If women wanted to be hit on, they'd go to places where they expect men to be more aggressive. Men in the grocery store are just seen as safer, which is good, but women expect to be more aggressive there and they will be. The exception to this is if you can make it seem a spontaneous happy accident like one of those gay romance movies that they watch but this is extremely hard to do convincingly.

Honestly, if you look like a catch and not gay or a sperg, women will approach you at the supermarket.

>t. used to work at a grocery store and does a lot of shopping

[Anonymous No.19274612]

>>19273484
Yes, whores love it because nobody these days can cook and subconsciously they sense the real threat of starvation.

[Anonymous No.19274618]

>>19273484
Most women find it attractive, but it’s not like they’re probably not gonna have sex with you if they didn’t already find you at least somewhat attractive lol.

[Anonymous No.19274719]

The fucking responses in this thread... It's not hard at all.
Get some salmon, asparagus and potatoes, throw them in the oven, make out while it cooks. Then eat and fuck.
Perfect meal because it takes little prep, basically cooks itself, is not heavy and looks impressive

[Anonymous No.19274725]

>>19273484
How is it that women have to do less and less each year to have their existence paid for? What the flying fudge does a woman provide to a relationship besides sex? It's like they do nothing else.

[Anonymous No.19274733]

>>19273484
Just like Boomhauer says, it's all just a numbers game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY

Women are all basically retarded and will project their own baggage on to you. They also have a built-in reaction to shame you as much as possible because it often gives them power over men to do so. Both of these things are red flags anyways. There is nothing wrong with wanting sex, and no woman would ever put up with YOU shaming THEM for the same thing.

If she's not interested, move on, and keep at it. The only obstacle is you.