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>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>> No.19271935

>>19271932
i recently bought the giant bottle of costco tabasco. it went well with a pork shoulder roast

>> No.19271938

>>19271932
I look and talk like this

>> No.19271939

This was funny about 6 or 7 years ago, can we get a new funnyman to laugh about? I feel like /ck/ culture has stagnated

>> No.19271942

>>19271938
Im going to eat your ass

>> No.19271951

>>19271939
its funny because you really can run into those things if you live in certain areas. imagine seeing something like long cat peeking into a store window or hearing Mr T threaten to flambe someones timmy toms.
let the redditjak posting continue

>> No.19271968
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19271968

>come here, my poppet

>> No.19271981

>>19271932
Are there people actually like this? I thought it was only people hamming it up tiktok and YT for controversy

>> No.19271988

>>19271932
>this person I created in my own head makes me mad

>> No.19272001

>>19271981
Yeah, i've interacted with people like that. It's sort of like if a human being typecast themselves into a real-time play about their own life and acted as if everyone was in on it. It's mildly annoying at worst.

>> No.19272004

>>19271932
Cigar smoked cheese sound disgusting