/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19270754]

>buy big ol' bag of sweet chili heat doritos
>fill cup with 50/50 chili cheese
SIR YOU CANNOT SIR U BLOODY
>not my problem
>leave
I already paid for the chips so why am I not permitted to the "free" chili and cheese

[Anonymous No.19270767]

Ask them the last time that dispenser machine was cleaned

[Anonymous No.19270771]

>>19270754
Where do you live where these are extant
COVID killed these everywhere as far as I can tell

[Anonymous No.19270788]

americans are so fucking gross and weird. wtf is this thread even about? arguing the micro politics of navigating a free cheese dispensing machine? WTF THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT CUNT?

[Anonymous No.19270799]

>>19270788
OP is Canadian, I looked it up

[Anonymous No.19270802]

>>19270754
why does the cheese contain soy and wheat? why does the chili contain soy?

[Anonymous No.19270807]

I used to hit the hot dog station and load up on jalapenos and onions for my nachos, but now even in nice areas, the station is disgusting and unkempt. I blame Mexican landscapers.

[Anonymous No.19270809]

>>19270788
Yeah

[Anonymous No.19270811]

>>19270754
Buy hot dog and tortilla chips, take extra tortilla chip holder to fill with cheese and chili also put some on top of both.
These things were great as a kid...
Looking to buy one online for my man cave, would be fun during games with friends over.

[Anonymous No.19270830]

>>19270754
This fucking Patel at 7/11 used to always get mad at me for half filling my cup with ice then filling with their iced coffee pre bagged mixture shit. I even offered him to pay for 2 since they're so cheap and he was like NO SIR YOU MUST HIT THE LINE AT THE TOP HURRR DUUURR DIRKA DIRKA. That all ended one day when his son or boy slave or w.e was absent and he didn't know how to load the bladder into the machine and nip the tube and shit. Learned it from working at ihop at 15. Same thing but no box holding the bladder. Looking back a cold milk machine is odd. Anyone else ever use weird machines like this?

Oh. I got bogo iced coffee from then on. Not free.. just free every other day. Cheap ass Indian man.

[Anonymous No.19271663]

>>19270771
Which blue state do you live in, faggot?

[Anonymous No.19271739]

>>19270754
I used to work at a gas station that had one of these and i never saw it cleaned in the 4 years i was there

[Anonymous No.19271742]

>free chili and cheese

so what's stopping me from just walking in and stuffing my pockets with this chili and cheese that's for free?

[Anonymous No.19271760]

>>19270754
Are those gas station nachos even any good?

[Anonymous No.19272023]

>>19270767
>this nigga doesn't let his body naturally react to germs
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19272035]

>>19270754
>>19270811
I used to do that with the tornodos from the roller. Put them on hotdog buns and covered them with chili, cheese, sometimes the little red onions. The dead eyed employees either never noticed or didn't care

[Anonymous No.19272063]

>>19271742
a bare minimum of human decency

[Anonymous No.19273463]

>>19270754
>OP is the reason there's either no chili or no cheese or both when I just want a dawg
FUCKING NIGGER RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.19273471]

>>19270802
Soy oil is cheap
I used it a couple times, it smells bad until you start frying and it smells like wathever you fried in it pretty strongly after
Other than that there is nothing bad about it other than frequent braps but that's not that bad

[Anonymous No.19273492]

>>19270830
>used to always get mad at me for half filling my cup with ice then filling with their iced coffee pre bagged mixture shit.

I don't even understand what "sin" you were committing here. Is "iced coffee pre-bagged mixture shit" some free product they offer?

I never go to 7/11 so pardon my ignorance

[Anonymous No.19273493]

>>19270754
you cannot suffer in america

[Anonymous No.19273507]

>>19270802
to make it THICCER

[Anonymous No.19273538]

>>19270767
I was wondering this the other day about those bottles of ketchup they have at the table at diners & such.

I probably shouldn't be using those? Lol

Like... how many people had a big plate of scrambled eggs they ate off of and then added more ketchup touching the eggs and saliva a bit

I wish everyone was careful and sanitary about shit but you know that's a pipe dream. In reality no one cares. And there's nasty people out there. Especially people hungry for their sloppa

[Anonymous No.19273561]

>>19271742
Go buy some cargo pants and do this. Then post the results

[Anonymous No.19273690]

>>19271742
hey do you have a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.19273718]

>>19270788
we have to keep the shart supply high
adrenacrome? baby blood? foreskins? all psyops.
in reality, our elites are fueled by the dysgenic sharts of the american populace.
that's why we have free chili and cheese stations, so we are in a constant state of diarrhea flux
they don't want you to know the truth; every /pol/ poster is a CIA agent trying to stop it from spreading (that, and because the smell is getting pretty bad - ever been to Las Vegas?)

[Anonymous No.19273784]

>>19270788
>arguing the micro politics of
wrong board buddy

[Anonymous No.19273792]

>>19270788
go back to /int/ and /pol/ faggot

[Anonymous No.19274044]

>>19270788
dont think too deep into it
a lot of zoomies only know /ck/ as "le hecking based food shitposting and may-may board", so they make retarded baitposts like OPs so they can jerk off to the slight dopamine hit they get from their replies when they check the thread again 3 days later

[Anonymous No.19274056]

>>19270754
Double Gulp of cheese sauce....

[Anonymous No.19274073]

>>19271663
I live in a red state, but our DA is a Soros plant and I expect things to worsen

[Anonymous No.19274285]

>>19273492
Not filling the cup with ice means you get more of the liquid and they hate that since it cuts into profits.
In this case the coffee needs to be manually made and changed whenever it's up which is alot if someone keeps pouring it in their large cup with little ice giving him more work to do.

[Anonymous No.19275203]

>>19274056
Imagine the braps afterwards haha

[Anonymous No.19275211]

>>19270802
You're going to be so upset when you discover Textured Soy Protein.

[Anonymous No.19275214]

>>19271760
no not really

[Anonymous No.19275233]

>>19270788
The US has free liquid cheese dispensers at highway rest stops in case drivers are too hungry to drive properly

[Anonymous No.19275506]

>>19270767
It's a plastic bag that gets replaced. They've already figured out that they hire monkeys to work the cash register.

[Anonymous No.19275609]

>>19275233
>The US has free liquid cheese dispensers at highway rest stops in case drivers are too hungry to drive properly
You must have been one of us. That jibe hits a little bit too close to home.

[Anonymous No.19275648]

>>19270802
It's been so long since based had been word filtered that it feels weird to actually say it freely

[Anonymous No.19275653]

>>19275648
Ok? I guess not then? Based, basedbean, basedbean oil?

[Anonymous No.19275673]

There is nothing that disgusts me more than when people use based sauce instead of buying ingredients that satisfy the gustatory requirements for sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and umami. In our current economic times, I support wasting money unnecessarily, and I think the use of based sauce is a crime against humanity.

[Anonymous No.19275752]

>>19271760
Objectively no they're terrible, even buying a jar of crappy cheese sauce at the grocery store and heating it up yourself tastes better. But they convey a weird emotional experience that makes them worth it

[Anonymous No.19275782]

>>19270754
i dont want to live in a country where I don't have the freedom of cheese

[Anonymous No.19275955]

>>19275752
>getting emotional over gas station nachos
When did your third stepfather start molesting you?

[Anonymous No.19275959]

>>19273538
Why are you touching the ketchup bottle to your food, you disgusting slob?

[Anonymous No.19276209]

>>19275955
I was never born

[Anonymous No.19276270]

>>19270767
People are gonna yell at me for enjoying thing, japan more but I really feel those japanese 7/11's are more strict about their sanitary standards
and the guys running them probably aren't jeets who'll leave expired shit on the shelves

[Anonymous No.19276310]

>>19270754
>but sir, I am merely doing the needful

[Anonymous No.19276314]

>>19271742
>t. incapable of returning a shopping cart to the corral

ngmi

[Anonymous No.19276350]

>>19271742
Kek, you need to recreate the Baja Blast heist with free chilli